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Culture / Re: Throwback: The Most Bizarre Nigerian Freaky Myths Children Ever Heard (funny) by Lisaflex(f): 10:12pm On May 19, 2017
number5:


happened in modern market makurdi,benue state..as my mum told me(me as a grown up man and not a kid)


according to her, she knew the woman who do the plaitings very well and that day, market scattered as the woman somehow managed to slip through d grasp of lynchers...ppl said she vanished.


I have sha seen horrible things in that market. went there for holiday with my min after my waec in dose days and I saw a terrifying sight one day in the market

What did u see?

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Culture / Re: Throwback: The Most Bizarre Nigerian Freaky Myths Children Ever Heard (funny) by Lisaflex(f): 10:07pm On May 19, 2017
oshe11:
If U actualli saw pipo screaming, then d Niggie aint no MYTH ma'am


dats y no one talked abt him.....

Mayb na one cleaner for u skul wen dey use style colet grin


As in eh! If na cleaner/person,d guy flex die! grin
Culture / Re: Throwback: The Most Bizarre Nigerian Freaky Myths Children Ever Heard (funny) by Lisaflex(f): 9:56pm On May 19, 2017
oshe11:
Tell Us About Him

A man/spirit who touches girls/or attempts 2 pull them thru d window...It was one of the trending stories @ my sec sch den,ppl actually woke up screamin cos of him...Neva experienced it sha.
Culture / Re: Throwback: The Most Bizarre Nigerian Freaky Myths Children Ever Heard (funny) by Lisaflex(f): 8:23pm On May 19, 2017
I'm suprised dt no one has mentioned "window man".
Culture / Re: Throwback: The Most Bizarre Nigerian Freaky Myths Children Ever Heard (funny) by Lisaflex(f): 8:19pm On May 19, 2017
PharmaGirl:
But mammy waters and the looking under your leg to see ghosts stories are true

Any personal encounter?Pls share
Culture / Re: Throwback: The Most Bizarre Nigerian Freaky Myths Children Ever Heard (funny) by Lisaflex(f): 8:16pm On May 19, 2017
twosquare:
not a myth mate, I had a first-hand experience with that demonic spirit in 2011...no be play

Pls can u tell us more?
Romance / Re: 5 Incredible Things Some Naija Girls Do On 1st Date. (pix) by Lisaflex(f): 7:01pm On May 18, 2017
itsJude:


Wait hold up

Who will want to be seen with u in public cheesy

Ure the type of girl that goes to his house, he uses ur body , u wash plates and his clothes

He uses ur body again

Gives u tfare and doesn't even walk u to the door


No man will look at u and try to be serious and do things properly


Cause ure not even worth a stroll at night

Ah ahn?! Haba! Wht did she do 2 u? Dt was jes too mean.
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Confronts Nanny Who Said She Abandoned Her At A Hospital (video) by Lisaflex(f): 12:16am On May 15, 2017
I am not even concerned abt all these things u ppl r sayin..My only concern is hw 2 get Tonto 2 employ me as her nanny(any1 wt d needed info shld help,biko)... Wht?!!! Visa to 15 countries?
Politics / Re: Rexona And Donny Donald Duke's Throwback Photos by Lisaflex(f): 3:14pm On May 08, 2017
Which 1 is Rexona again? Tot her name is Xerona...Op idi kwa hot!

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Romance / Re: Scary As Hell !!!! by Lisaflex(f): 7:07pm On May 07, 2017
afezy110:
Go back to sleep and leave the battle for God.. i can't stress myself running abeg

As in eh! No be small stress grin
Romance / Re: Scary As Hell !!!! by Lisaflex(f): 7:04pm On May 07, 2017
teejaypee:


Oh! Mars! smiley

I've been there couple times wink
Hope you're not planning on visiting Jupiter soon grin


Nah,not soon bt smtym in d future.

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Romance / Re: 'Why Good Girls Don't Marry First' - Nigerian Lady Explains by Lisaflex(f): 11:49pm On May 06, 2017
PapiSmith:
Because Aunty A married earlier doesn't mean she will have a happy home.

Ask Toke makinwa.


Spiritual wickedness.

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Romance / Re: Scary As Hell !!!! by Lisaflex(f): 11:37pm On May 06, 2017
benedictnsi:


Lol... Lwkm so typical of a Nigerian


But no b only you ooo.... Me Sef I no go know when I go begin confess my sins to it......


I dey suspect say ur sins ft mk d tn run sef...Ur strategy folo sha.
Romance / Re: Scary As Hell !!!! by Lisaflex(f): 11:34pm On May 06, 2017
MrCork:

..is she lightskin? angry

Shez neither light skin nor dark skin...Shez confused grin
Romance / Re: Scary As Hell !!!! by Lisaflex(f): 11:31pm On May 06, 2017
luminouz:
Now dats hilarious
Wht wld u do?
Romance / Re: Scary As Hell !!!! by Lisaflex(f): 11:30pm On May 06, 2017
teejaypee:

grin grin
Where have you been btw ?

Went 2 mars 2 cool off wink
Romance / Re: Scary As Hell !!!! by Lisaflex(f): 8:24am On May 06, 2017
dingbang:
lol.. At least u can just ask d bittttch wat she wants from u

Did i jes hear u say d word "ask"??!!! Pls i lyk 2 respect myslf...Say i sharp mouth no dey ds 1 grin

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Romance / Re: Scary As Hell !!!! by Lisaflex(f): 8:17am On May 06, 2017
dingbang:
Run like I have never before
Run to where exactly? Wen d tn go jes dey appear 4 ur front anyhw
Romance / Re: Scary As Hell !!!! by Lisaflex(f): 8:15am On May 06, 2017
D apparition( or whteva it is) doesn't need 2 lift a finger...I will jes respect myslf n die.

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Romance / Scary As Hell !!!! by Lisaflex(f): 8:02am On May 06, 2017
Your reactions....

Health / Re: Does Some Certain Kind Of Sounds Upset You? Here Is Why by Lisaflex(f): 10:20am On Apr 04, 2017
DESTINY41:
I hate that sound when you scratch a pot

I keep chewing my tongue against my jaw whenever I hear it embarassed embarassed


OMG!!! Ds 1? It drives me groundnuts n den mks me go bananas..2 worsen d issue,my friends who knw abt it tend 2 do it on purpose jes 2 get on my nerves...I also hate it wen sm1 hits his/her spoon against d plate(2 mk a sound) wyl eatin,bt it doesn't irk me as much as d 'scrapin pot ish'...I tend ask ppl if that pot ish affects dem d way it affects me,buh no1 else ever seems 2 get affected by it...Its gd 2 knw its not jes me.
Politics / Re: Release Nnamdi Kanu Now, Okorocha Told FG by Lisaflex(f): 7:01pm On Mar 24, 2017
Wht is ds 1 sayin? 2 hit ds man baton 4 mouth dey hungry me.
Celebrities / Re: Rosaline Meurer & Tonto Dikeh Wearing Similar Rings (Photos) by Lisaflex(f): 3:48pm On Mar 10, 2017
Its official....I'm afraid of yoruba guys grin
Celebrities / Re: Rosaline Meurer & Tonto Dikeh Wearing Similar Rings (Photos) by Lisaflex(f): 3:44pm On Mar 10, 2017
greatman247:
I don't pity Tonto she gets what she asked for. This goes to all the ladies out there too. Any lady who is too choosy mostly end up with the wrong guy. You see this guy you say na womanizer, you see the other guy you say he is low life, you meet another you say he does not go to church, you see another you said he is not rich and you meet another you say he is too young or too old for you, why don't you choose one and try and see if things can work out while you work on yourself too cos all men have one bad vices or the other.



Abeg, hw many she choose? No be 1 wey she marry so? Was she supposed 2 jes marry d first guy who came her way so she won't be called "picky"? U guys will say anytn as long as u cn smhw find a way 2 mk it d woman's fault...I don tire for ds naija sef angry

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Shares Domestic Violence Photos, "Roseline Meurer Sleeps With Hubby" by Lisaflex(f): 10:23pm On Mar 08, 2017
*Cryin* Don't knw y, buh ah believed her...Yes, society shld gv us a break..D pressure is 2 much....We(women) r humans not robots(We hv emotions n we cn die)...God help me, cos i'm soooo scared.
Jokes Etc / Re: Nairalanders Answer This Funny Question Which Will You Choose Answer Wisely by Lisaflex(f): 10:46pm On Mar 04, 2017
AlamienDagash:
My greedy aunty hw fa, na only one u can chose grin
Its not my fault,i'm a Nigerian grin

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Jokes Etc / Re: Nairalanders Answer This Funny Question Which Will You Choose Answer Wisely by Lisaflex(f): 8:09pm On Mar 04, 2017
Blue n half of red
Education / Re: Remember D Nigeria Vs India Match People Talks Abt? Here Is All You Need To Know by Lisaflex(f): 7:50pm On Mar 04, 2017
Op, y r u lyk ds? Hw cn u wake up one mornin n put ur finger in ur nose 2 tell me dt a story i've been likin since i was born is false? It is not fair at all!! sad ..U sure knw hw 2 brk hrts

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Family / Re: Little Girls Reaction To Moms Threat After She Stole A Candy Trends by Lisaflex(f): 11:19pm On Mar 02, 2017
Blakjewelry:
Kids, beautiful and lovely when little, I don't know what changes when they grow older. Many turn out be monsters.


Kids r shielded 4rm a lot of ugly stuff by their parents...As dey get older, dey r exposed 2 d gd,bad n ugly sides of life...Those who get mostly d bad/ugly experiences r likely 2 change as a result of pain..It would tk d grace of God 4 sm1 wt a lot of bad/ugly experiences in life not 2 bcm a monster.

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Celebrities / Re: Seyi Hunter To Tonto Dikeh & Lilian Esoro: When Your Man Cheats, Buy Him Condoms by Lisaflex(f): 6:15pm On Feb 26, 2017
What is ds 1 even sayn? I go jes hit am baton 4 mouth!.... See ehn, nobody shld jes try rubbish wt me cos i can't even deal...If u knw u r not ready 4 marriage, don't get married.

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Literature / Re: Why Do People Dislike Reading Science Fiction? by Lisaflex(f): 9:42am On Feb 26, 2017
SirWere:
I noticed this trend first on NL, then now on other numerous Whatsapp groups and online bookclubs.

Normally, I shrug this off. The average Nigerian doesn't give a damn about stories and prefer watching crappy love stories or reading celebrity nonsense and what not.


However, whenever I have the extraordinary luck to connect or view stories by true fans of literature; I notice most of them shy away from Sci-Fi.
Indeed a very rare minority show intrest in sci-fi or write stories about it (Nairaland as a case study).

Why?? What could be the cause of this



On a related note, I'm yet to see a female fan of Sci-fi on NL or anywhere else.

Do chicks hate Sci-fi or wha



R u kiddin me?! What nonsense luv stories? I'd pick sci-fi n horror over all dt mushiness anytym...I'm a female sci-fi fan on NL...Nw u knw...
Romance / Re: Hot Picture Of A Nollywood Actress Causes Commotion On Instagram by Lisaflex(f): 5:13pm On Feb 23, 2017
Damn!!! shocked

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