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number5:
happened in modern market makurdi,benue state..as my mum told me(me as a grown up man and not a kid)


according to her, she knew the woman who do the plaitings very well and that day, market scattered as the woman somehow managed to slip through d grasp of lynchers...ppl said she vanished.


I have sha seen horrible things in that market. went there for holiday with my min after my waec in dose days and I saw a terrifying sight one day in the market

What did u see?

oshe11:
If U actualli saw pipo screaming, then d Niggie aint no MYTH ma'am


dats y no one talked abt him.....

Mayb na one cleaner for u skul wen dey use style colet

As in eh! If na cleaner/person,d guy flex die!

oshe11:
Tell Us About Him

A man/spirit who touches girls/or attempts 2 pull them thru d window...It was one of the trending stories @ my sec sch den,ppl actually woke up screamin cos of him...Neva experienced it sha.

I'm suprised dt no one has mentioned "window man".

PharmaGirl:
But mammy waters and the looking under your leg to see ghosts stories are true

Any personal encounter?Pls share

twosquare:
not a myth mate, I had a first-hand experience with that demonic spirit in 2011...no be play

Pls can u tell us more?

itsJude:
Wait hold up

Who will want to be seen with u in public

Ure the type of girl that goes to his house, he uses ur body , u wash plates and his clothes

He uses ur body again

Gives u tfare and doesn't even walk u to the door


No man will look at u and try to be serious and do things properly


Cause ure not even worth a stroll at night

Ah ahn?! Haba! Wht did she do 2 u? Dt was jes too mean.

I am not even concerned abt all these things u ppl r sayin..My only concern is hw 2 get Tonto 2 employ me as her nanny(any1 wt d needed info shld help,biko)... Wht?!!! Visa to 15 countries?

Which 1 is Rexona again? Tot her name is Xerona...Op idi kwa hot!

afezy110:
Go back to sleep and leave the battle for God.. i can't stress myself running abeg

As in eh! No be small stress

teejaypee:
Oh! Mars!

I've been there couple times
Hope you're not planning on visiting Jupiter soon

Nah,not soon bt smtym in d future.

PapiSmith:
Because Aunty A married earlier doesn't mean she will have a happy home.

Ask Toke makinwa.

Spiritual wickedness.

benedictnsi:
Lol... Lwkm so typical of a Nigerian


But no b only you ooo.... Me Sef I no go know when I go begin confess my sins to it......

I dey suspect say ur sins ft mk d tn run sef...Ur strategy folo sha.

MrCork:
..is she lightskin?

Shez neither light skin nor dark skin...Shez confused

luminouz:
Now dats hilarious

Wht wld u do?

teejaypee:

Where have you been btw ?

Went 2 mars 2 cool off

dingbang:
lol.. At least u can just ask d bittttch wat she wants from u

Did i jes hear u say d word "ask"??!!! Pls i lyk 2 respect myslf...Say i sharp mouth no dey ds 1

dingbang:
Run like I have never before

Run to where exactly? Wen d tn go jes dey appear 4 ur front anyhw

D apparition( or whteva it is) doesn't need 2 lift a finger...I will jes respect myslf n die.

Your reactions....

DESTINY41:
I hate that sound when you scratch a pot

I keep chewing my tongue against my jaw whenever I hear it

OMG!!! Ds 1? It drives me groundnuts n den mks me go bananas..2 worsen d issue,my friends who knw abt it tend 2 do it on purpose jes 2 get on my nerves...I also hate it wen sm1 hits his/her spoon against d plate(2 mk a sound) wyl eatin,bt it doesn't irk me as much as d 'scrapin pot ish'...I tend ask ppl if that pot ish affects dem d way it affects me,buh no1 else ever seems 2 get affected by it...Its gd 2 knw its not jes me.

Wht is ds 1 sayin? 2 hit ds man baton 4 mouth dey hungry me.

Its official....I'm afraid of yoruba guys

greatman247:
I don't pity Tonto she gets what she asked for. This goes to all the ladies out there too. Any lady who is too choosy mostly end up with the wrong guy. You see this guy you say na womanizer, you see the other guy you say he is low life, you meet another you say he does not go to church, you see another you said he is not rich and you meet another you say he is too young or too old for you, why don't you choose one and try and see if things can work out while you work on yourself too cos all men have one bad vices or the other.

Abeg, hw many she choose? No be 1 wey she marry so? Was she supposed 2 jes marry d first guy who came her way so she won't be called "picky"? U guys will say anytn as long as u cn smhw find a way 2 mk it d woman's fault...I don tire for ds naija sef

*Cryin* Don't knw y, buh ah believed her...Yes, society shld gv us a break..D pressure is 2 much....We(women) r humans not robots(We hv emotions n we cn die)...God help me, cos i'm soooo scared.

AlamienDagash:
My greedy aunty hw fa, na only one u can chose

Its not my fault,i'm a Nigerian

Blue n half of red

Op, y r u lyk ds? Hw cn u wake up one mornin n put ur finger in ur nose 2 tell me dt a story i've been likin since i was born is false? It is not fair at all!! ..U sure knw hw 2 brk hrts

Blakjewelry:
Kids, beautiful and lovely when little, I don't know what changes when they grow older. Many turn out be monsters.

Kids r shielded 4rm a lot of ugly stuff by their parents...As dey get older, dey r exposed 2 d gd,bad n ugly sides of life...Those who get mostly d bad/ugly experiences r likely 2 change as a result of pain..It would tk d grace of God 4 sm1 wt a lot of bad/ugly experiences in life not 2 bcm a monster.

What is ds 1 even sayn? I go jes hit am baton 4 mouth!.... See ehn, nobody shld jes try rubbish wt me cos i can't even deal...If u knw u r not ready 4 marriage, don't get married.

Damn!!!