I'd be very careful if i were the second wife.

Funny people

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DateMynd44:
I have all the qualities you need but I'm not physically appealing. So can we get it started?

Lol! Just like that? Is dah how you use to do?

Xmen149:


you are not real,but if you are,where ever you are,i will find you..and i will wife you

I know you are real,but i do not know who you are...Whoever you are,wherever you are,i will find you... and i will use you for blood money


Someone help me with that meme, please

walepackage:
i love your open mindedness.Truly,you just prove to be real and flexible.A rare phenomenal to comeby on such a platform.

Thanks

DateMynd44:
what of ugly guys with brains and good character

Ugly is relative... I like my man to be pleasing to the eyes,but sometimes you can't help who you fall in love with. If i fall in love with someone ugly, chances are i will no longer see him as ugly... You'll have to be a really amazing guy(in terms of other qualities ) to make me fall in love with you tho.

BoweryGirl:


Do you know the way you just typed would turn some guys off? From what you wrote, you might be sapiosexual. Sadly, I don't see how different you are from the guys you so despise. Kindly stop abbreviating unnecessarily, ten bombs just exploded in my head. I had a migraine reading your post.

Best wishes!

Lmao @ "ten bombs just exploded in my head "...By some miracle, i hope you survived it. Wouldn't want something like that on my conscience.

Yeah, i know(bad habit)... Even my friends are turned off by it... Working on it (you can see that in my reply )

Will try and do better.

Cadec007:
and shy guys? Cos i know a lot of guys who aren't good conversation keepers.

Nah ,cnt deal... Ah mean,wht will we be doing kwan? Sm1 myt be shy, bt still comfy arnd a particular person or grp of persons ,n der /4 shld be able 2 hold conversations wt dt person or grp of persons.

donstan18:


Nice post.

If only we see women of this type in reality

Lol! Fnks ... Saw dt cmin... Apparently, every woman is blivd 2 be a certain way(always wanting 2 grab ppls money n all dt... ) by u guys..We also hv hands n brains, u knw...U r entitled 2 ur opinions tho

Cadec007:
which intelligence are u referring to natural or artificial? just asking.

I'm not talking abt being great at maths or physics here, jes basic stuff... U cn hold a conversation, cn say smtn meaningful weneva any discussion is brought up, n u cn think for urslf.

donstan18:


Hy, what if he's poor.

Just asking

Its not abt being poor, its abt d person's attitude while in dt state ( of being poor )...As long as d person is doing his best 2 get out of dt state ,n doesn't blame everything dt is wrong wt him on being poor, i bliv we'll be fine.

1)Bad english: Ds would cut my life short ,cos anytime u say it wrong a bomb goes off in my head.
2)Arrogance:OMG!!! I can't deal wt ds 2 save my life
3)Talking 2 much: Haba!! its 2 embarrassing na +I cnt even trust u wt an info
4)Unintelligence:What r we even gna be discussing? Nothing obviously!

VIPERVENOM:
I've learnt 4 things today
1. The brain can collapse
2. It can be removed and kept somewhere
3. The kidney can also pack up
4. After the above 3 has happened u can still hope for survival

Ur head dey there.

neezar:
lol...Good but the sun tho

Enter ur house na,abi dem chain u outside?

neezar:
Lol....I don't oo

How was ur day

Continue feigning ignorance.... So far so gd, hope ur day is goin on nicely

neezar:
Not that type of pouncing
U know what I mean

Lol... See ur head! U knw wht i mean as well

neezar:
Pounce on me in what way

D way a predator would pounce on its prey

neezar:

Lol...Just pulling ur legs tho

Better o! Cos i don charge finish, e cm remain 2 pounce on u.

neezar:
When we warned u pple...U guys didn't heed 2 our advice

I hope u r not lumping me 2geda wt those who wanted him wen u say "u pple"?
My hands r clean,biko kwa!

dlondonbadboy:
Buhari and his zombies decieved almost everybody..

D baba dt did d jazz 4 dem is strong.

neezar:
Una never see chumchin
I will vote buhari in next year

Its like u want 2 die,abi?
Just try it n see

iamord:
coughs! who?,I have no idea of what you talking about .am from Canada pls

U wee nuh kee me... Abeg carry ur Canadian wahala n go

iamord:
I think my nairaland account was hacked disclaimer on that sht!!!

Hacked or not... Pack ur fnz n stay ready ,cos u will be following him bk 2 Daura 2 continue enjoying him

iamord:
mods should delete this asap

iamord:
Nothing to fear. The general has just been misunderstood cos of his military past. Of which it's not as bad as people speculate as compared with is cohorts.. Work along to build a better Nigeria.

What do u hv 2 say nw?

imhotep:
better OBJ than Tinubu and his brigade of dullardz
cc lzaa

U seem 2 hv a lot of faith in him

Why do I hv this feeling dt Obj wants 2 be president again?

Dude has definitely got smtn up his sleeves.

Chai! Those ppl r wicked ...They r even singing "Ayiele ibosi oh!" 4 d poor guy.


Lawd akant!

Abeg,who own those hands below d little girl's hands?

MurphyTheory99:
It easy to blame the guy sha. But it appalling to marry a woman who has seen countless d!cks and nothing you do moves her especially if my guy got a very small stuff. He would most probably be looking for something tight and fitting. Please am not encouraging men with deficiencies to cheat but just saying should slow down on the no of men that goes in there and couple with the over sucked boobs. (Flappy).

N u knw all ds cos u live wt dem n share their bed wt dem, ba? Information minister, i dey hail oh!

U ended up twisting d whole tn, n eventually u got an avenue 2 bash women (goal achieved )...Hope it mks d rest ur day blissful .