Ziel20:





Ewo ewo... What did I do?

Newboss:
He did well. Kudos to him.

As a guy, you can't afford to lose on both ends. Use a stone to kill at least two birds

Ziel20:
Some girls will just use their hands to dig out trouble. I'm pretty sure that the guy was treating her well. Surprise keh.


That's how one gal I was dating started going to churches for prophesy about me. Oga prophet told her "the guy you are sleeping with doesn't love you. He he sleeping with many other girls. "

Prophet no talk say fornication is sin o. The girl started interrogating me like as I am a Evans the kidnapper.

TheGreenLand:
This one na animal husbandry o

Sinistami:


lol you almost got it Where are you from?

Edoziesmart:
Why you know translate the ozed? Any way ozed means brotel(ashawo quarter)

Edoziesmart:
Why you know translate the ozed? Any way ozed means brotel(ashawo quarter)

mildflame:

chop knuckle

shegzmartinsduke:
i rep calabar o! dont talk about,na we get the best yan,wen u see our jong boys and girls dey spoke pidgin,u go luv

Sinistami:
Okay na me de start am

Abobi Na so e go o! Yesterday me and Padimina bin lap im Wari , tanda for I'm Veranda. we bin de plan to go Lap Ozed junction carry small pololo make man no Kon go de rub mej for night. nai before we knw Area Men for the Area Kon start Para nai we GATS sub enter im hass (House) o. Nai wen tins don jant small nai my Bross Kon go say im wan go sight how the outside be o. Nai Ojo begin bust out. Dive am say I'm mus join for the Boys wen just raks na na. No be small tin o now my Padiman de Sanko as e stand so. But Sha as I reach my way DAT Night, My Banni lap me. Omo she fear kpanshin

ClassRep001:
That's a real man out there.
Not all these modern chicken hearted men who'd go to any extent to please a woman cos of pussy.

My wife dare not purchase any goddamn shit without my consent or she'd end up in her father's house the next day.
I married her, i paid her dowry, i took care of all of marriage bills. I own the house she's living under. She dare not do anything under my roof without my consent, she dare not possess any Property "be it phones, clothes, necklaces or shoes" without me knowing about it.

Giving ladies "free hand" to do anything is one of the reason that makes them go into sleeping outside for financial reasons without their husband questioning their moves.

God bless every real man out there!

Elder001:




Bullshit.. there's nothing like help"
any man who thinks because he's providing money so he can't cook or do house chores shouldn't get married.

Cooking is the responsibility of both husband and wife.

Cuteamigo1:
you got it wrong gal. wont be siting on my hands but mashing a ps4 pad instead while she cooks for me. if it pains her lets switch roles and let her do the marying and providing.

enemyofprogress:
Haba! Why now?


I feel disgusted when people use the wrong command of English.... It pieces me of

userplainly:


kings r not Black! they are brownish with yellow belly..... plus the whiteman believed Kings are only found in Asia ( mainly India and Indochina settlements)... which i highly debate because Nigeria has so many variety of wild animals that the whites don't know about because they don't investigate or document our wild....

userplainly:


Not a king cobra but don't be shocked if we have those here too.... don't ever believe wat the White man tells u about the West Africans jungle ( Nigeria to the precised)... National Geographic don't come here... they just assume.... Nigeria is so diversified from people to animals and natural resources!

Earthbound:

How? Please do explain. I hate snakes and was going to take his advice

fergie001:
Very poisonous and slimy animal.....

Seun and lalasticlala,please come and identify the name...some of us be novice,....we no know the difference between viper and python,etc....


Most times for homes around bushes,try to get plenty of bitter kola around.......it chases snakes away......

Woman,thank God for your life oooooo!!!!!

Spain007:


It's a lie...if actually u r taller than her, meaning u wld ve bn all over in d news papers n social media..
Though I gbadun ur courage.

Toks2008:

Pinchure or Idonbiliv u..