rex444:
and u never enter guiness record

Yeah... Na because ah no dey make show myself

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Don't tell me you believe this joke!

"Believe" is an understatement,I fell flat for it!

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I just did and here are my findings:

I have 32 teeth. Among these teeth are 8 incisors, 4 canines, 8 premolars, and 12 molars (including 4 wisdom teeth)...

In ya mind, ba? You conveniently refused to mention your fangs...Issorai

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Lol, don't like talking about that here friend. Hope you understand, and I never said I'm in the states tho' common! Or are you saying I'm a liar?!

Use your tongue to count your teeth.

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Hahahaha , all liars shall go to....




A.M.E.R.I.C.A!!

So, how are you finding life @ America?

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Lisaflex are you as tall as she is?

Actually, I'm a little taller than she is

Jer6s:
Great life accomplishments you have got.
I guess you started from the BOTTOM (butt) now you are "HAIR". (here)
#PUN INTENDED

Feeling the pun like kilode

. I am so embarrassed on his behalf ! What sort of weak defense is this?

Shebi una been dey doubt Tonto...

If my chest starts paining me after i have sent a text/whatsapp message, and the recipient didn't reply immediately

udysweet:
as in ehn I trip. I'm sure they must have treated the duo shabbily like after all they want to do them a favor helping to resurrect their career. Tekno Mbok do the needful, this is intellectual theft

Their arrogance is out of this world! I just felt like punching Ubi in the face when I first read his post.

wyzoe:


Lisa awa U?

You thought you could run away from me ba? Have you spanked yourself today?

Meanwhile perhaps Ubi contacted them after the controversy

I'm fine, you? Honestly, i thought i had gotten away successfully...Spank ke? You no dey forget something?(I know i just said i'm fine, but not yet fine enough to be spanked)

Based on Ubi matter,you get small point sha.

Ehen? When did pricing market and buying market become the same thing? If the negotiations didn't pull through, you leave their song for them na.Who does that? Hian!

Oji godi ndi nkea ,biko!

AryaSand:


Some people grew up really fast and have got a lot to tell. I think i'm one of those people. Half the people my age haven't even seen what I have. It is scary when I actually think about it. I didn't grow up normal at all.

Yeah,that's another way to look at it...Normal is boring, so don't even sweat it...The most important thing is that you've survived everything that has been thrown at you,and that can only make you stronger.

This madam always has one story or the other to tell. She no dey tire? If she isn't, i'm exhausted on her behalf!

However,if this her story is true...She should be strong and hope for the best.

This one sweet me special... Her sarcasm is on fleek! Funny how the first few people who commented didn't know she was being sarcastic,and even carried the matter on their heads like wig

Men sef! Now una see as e take they pain when una they give women that same advice(it's always something the woman isn't doing right)

No matter how i look at this, i keep coming to the same conclusion... She was worried about herself, just herself.

Some people are soooo selfish!

RIP to the dead.

No matter how i look at this, i keep coming to the same conclusion... She was worried about herself, just herself.

Some people are soooo selfish!

RIP to the dead.

It depends on how it all went down....

First of all, she didn't sleep over 4 you to say she didn't do any chore in the morning before leaving (depends on how early she needs to leave sef).

Secondly, she was visiting for the first time... The only reason i will offer to do the dishes in a boyfriend's house(not sleeping over) I'm visiting for the first time is if i ate food during the time of visit...The dude is even supposed to be gracious enough to refuse the offer, except the girl insists.

If i am a dude and a girlfriend visits me for the first time ,and for no reason goes on a hunting expedition for dirty dishes , i'll definitely find that weird.... I won't be surprised if this same guy in question comes on the internet to blast the girlfriend and girls in general for being a pretentious lot if that happened to be the case.

Finally, I think ladies should have good manners(not restricted to ladies) and also be themselves at all times...It isn't cool to over do things, eg turning yourself into a slave/maid just to impress a boyfriend (everything should be done in moderation).... The truth is,whoever loves you loves you in spite of your shortcomings....Don't goan kee yourself on top chores ,cos you want to please somebody whose heart is already with another girl who probably doesn't even do anything at all.

I just can't see the rationale in lacing the pockets of an already rich person with more money ...Should have given out that money to others who are in dire need of it

wyzoe:


Oh I'm so sorry baby. Please take your medication and get plenty of rest. I need you to be strong so that you can spank yourself. I'd do it myself but we are so far away, however, justice must prevail

Is dah how you use to do? This is spiritual wickedness in high places! You even made the whole thing sound like were offering me ice cream..*Runs off with the speed of light*

wyzoe:


Have faith. He's a professional. The worst that will happen is that you will smell like a roasted goat.

My faith never reach like that

wyzoe:

Spank yourself Lisa

I'm not feeling fine.

Typical case of "trouble dey sleep..."

If ah hear say I pass d street wey that salon dey,talk more of entering and letting someone roast me alive...Mbanu!

Ah! Make that trouser no tear o!

No be small " raining day" ...Btw, baby girl's hand is cute

hisgrace090:



And it will pain you badly because both of you have different opinion I think?

Mafren, calm down...Everything no be fight,was making a joke of the situation...Btw, i'm with freeze on the tithe ish and even if i wasn't, life's too short to be pained over something as little as someone's opinion

Like play, like play...Freeze go open church

Op, to give you backhand just they hungry me

orbgoblin:
they just worsened his situation by evacuating him in that position

That is ehn!

Damn!!! This is what happens when a person(ceec) keeps bottling stuff up... What did Tobi do to set her off like that?