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Romance / Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by Lisaflex(f): 4:56pm On Feb 23, 2017
Outofsync:

undecidedundecided
I can bet anything on me that you don't have the most basic grasp of science.


Scientist, i hail thee...
Politics / Re: Photos : See How Nigerian Man Cuts Off Thumb Used In Voting For President Buhari by Lisaflex(f): 8:03am On Feb 23, 2017
Lmao! D dude is not serious...What abt his eyes? They played an impnt role 2...Sm1 shld mention me wen he has plucked dem off.
Romance / Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by Lisaflex(f): 10:11pm On Feb 22, 2017
Op, d way out is vry simple...U jes need 2 cut off d head of d pretty straight gurl n glue it 2 d neck of d ugly curvy chick (after tking off her head as well)...Ds leaves u wt a pretty faced curvy chick(It isn't rocket science as u cn see)...All u need is guts wink

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Celebrities / Re: Churchill Initiates A Nationwide Search For Tonto Dikeh And His Son, Andre by Lisaflex(f): 11:50am On Feb 18, 2017
davidif:


Have you ever thought that she is the one who needs to say "i am sorry".

He cld be d 1, she cld be d 1 n it cld be both of dem sayin d words ....I don't knw hw u came 2 d conclusion dt i was picking on d man...If u go bk n read d post again, u'll see i was refering 2 their r/ship(not 1 of dem) n r/ships in general.
Celebrities / Re: Churchill Initiates A Nationwide Search For Tonto Dikeh And His Son, Andre by Lisaflex(f): 8:15am On Feb 18, 2017
HumanistMike:


I just exposed your ignorance.

Lol! Really?!!! I'm impressed....Honestly,I didn't knw hw ignorant i was until u came along...Thank u sooo much 4 dt revelation...I bliv u'll mk a gd PI grin
Celebrities / Re: Churchill Initiates A Nationwide Search For Tonto Dikeh And His Son, Andre by Lisaflex(f): 11:27pm On Feb 17, 2017
HumanistMike:


What is he to apologise for?

"he"? Didn't mention any1 ...Jes talked abt their r/ship as a whole n r/ships in general.
Celebrities / Re: Churchill Initiates A Nationwide Search For Tonto Dikeh And His Son, Andre by Lisaflex(f): 5:24pm On Feb 17, 2017
"I am sorry"...Very simple words,yet soooo powerful....If only pride didn't get in d way,der wouldn't be so much pain in d world 2day.

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Romance / Re: Truth And Dare Game: Join Me Romancelanders! by Lisaflex(f): 8:30pm On Feb 15, 2017
Glory12345:
Truth
Have u eva had a 3some?
Health / Re: Please Does Any One Know What This Is On My Face?! by Lisaflex(f): 10:00pm On Feb 10, 2017
eemalex:


I have even given up sef... After some research online, I saw that there is no stable cure for it. Maybe in the future I would find something.
Thanks again

Awww, i knw how u feel bt don't gv up jes yet... Use retin-A,it'll clear it up...Use it only @ 9t + u'll be needing a sunscreen(spf 50 n abv) 2 use during d day. Wen using retin A,use a mild soap(try dudu osun) n don't use any oda prodts except maybe a non-alc cleanser...Mk sure u folo d instructions dt cm wt d drug 2 d letter n u'll be fyn
Health / Re: Please Does Any One Know What This Is On My Face?! by Lisaflex(f): 9:22pm On Feb 10, 2017
eemalex:
Thanks much.... just looked up ochronosis and saw it looks like it. Do you know any good Skin Dermatologist in Lagos?
Yw..Nah,I don't
Health / Re: Please Does Any One Know What This Is On My Face?! by Lisaflex(f): 6:51pm On Feb 10, 2017
I fnk dts ochronosis....Stp d use of all steroids (funbact,skineal n co) cos dey'll only worsen it....See a dermatologist asap...Its a difficult skin condition 2 treat bt all hope is not lost
Religion / Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Lisaflex(f): 9:48pm On Feb 03, 2017
Adedoks:
Am not here to support TB Joshua's ministry... If you think Humans are the only ones on Earth then ure are greatly deceived. All the people forming intellectual with spiritual things i sorry for you. If i type half of the things av seen in this life some of you will think am mad. Dat thing called casual sex, it has more harm than good. Me av said my own.

Biko type,won't consider u mad.
Religion / Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Lisaflex(f): 9:42pm On Feb 03, 2017
Icon79:


That one na make up now. Haba! Can't you see that? Or are you using a 19th century computer? shocked


O pari

Mk up?! U're kidding me ,ryt?! I recommend u wash ur eyes wt aqua rapha h20 n luk @ her face again...


O pari tongue
Religion / Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Lisaflex(f): 3:56pm On Feb 03, 2017
blkmum700:



because i don't believe it,i like snake girls,if you know any,ping me up.

I jes dey luk u
Religion / Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Lisaflex(f): 3:33pm On Feb 03, 2017
blkmum700:
Na so one olosho girl say she be snake,say any guy way fu..ck her and no pay her money go die in seven days or go broke,i de tell you,guys fu..,ck her pieces noting happen,na when this kind lie go stop for this world.


U jes had 2 test her theory wt ur life?! shocked I hail thee
Religion / Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Lisaflex(f): 3:24pm On Feb 03, 2017
enomakos:
it is no superstories i have seen worse
do you know some women vagina are the anal of a dog?

I'm not denying d fact dt stuff lyk ds happen,i'm jes openin my mind 2 d possiblity dt ds 1 is most likely a sham....BTW,still tryin 2 wrap my mind arnd d concept of a woman hvin a dog's anus 4 a vagina...WTH!
Religion / Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Lisaflex(f): 3:18pm On Feb 03, 2017
Flekky21:
she's At Two Different Places At The Same Time. She Doesnt Sleep At Night. She Talks To Herself Like Shes Having A Conversation With Someone. She Walks Alone In The Middle Of The Night .She Doesnt Like Interacting With People Except Her Roomates Thats If U Talk To Her Oh. But She Seems Nice And Quiet. I Get Scared When Am Alone With Her, And I Dnt Always Sleep In My Room Most Times. I Had To Pack Out Of My Room, and My Other Roomates Did To . The Amazing Part Was That She Just Kept Staring At Us And Smiling Without A Word While We Kept Packing Our Stuffs And Left. Few Days Later We Heard She Left Without Packing Her Things And We Never Saw Or Heard Bou Her Again. She's Just Weird.


Wow! D fact dt u spent nights wt her in a room amazes me...I troway hand 4 u o!

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Religion / Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Lisaflex(f): 3:11pm On Feb 03, 2017
JennieCutie4U:

babe people dey busy dey listen to confession of d snake girl, u dey busy dey observe skin redness #wehdonema

Lol! Hw i 4 do na? D redness been dey chuk hand inside my eyes.
Religion / Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Lisaflex(f): 12:58pm On Feb 03, 2017
Flekky21:
Nt Everybody U Meet Are Humans. Just Like Ma Former Roomate


Did she transform in2 a snake or rat in bed? Jes curious

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Religion / Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Lisaflex(f): 12:47pm On Feb 03, 2017
Humming "this is superstory...." Y is she even red in complexion? Cld it hv been d possession or d deliverance dt caused d redness

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Politics / Re: Buhari Cannot Be Forced To Address Nigerians On Rumors Of His Death- Presidency by Lisaflex(f): 5:53pm On Jan 27, 2017
MisterGrace:

Why do you type in this manner?
Addiction ...I still do d right tn wen i hv 2 anyway
Politics / Re: Buhari Cannot Be Forced To Address Nigerians On Rumors Of His Death- Presidency by Lisaflex(f): 5:45pm On Jan 27, 2017
Sammyesque:


i tire ooooo....were lawon pipu yiii
Pls interprete
Health / Re: Student Dies After Hospital Refused To Treat Her Over N10, 000 Bill by Lisaflex(f): 5:44pm On Jan 27, 2017
texazzpete:

Why do you write like this in 2017? I agree with your points, but it's a terrible read.
I agree wt u,vry terrible read
Politics / Re: Buhari Cannot Be Forced To Address Nigerians On Rumors Of His Death- Presidency by Lisaflex(f): 9:05pm On Jan 26, 2017
Ah jes weak for ds kyn government...Hw is cmin out 2 address d ppl hez leading concerning a rumour as serious as ds an infringement on his human right?

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Health / Re: Student Dies After Hospital Refused To Treat Her Over N10, 000 Bill by Lisaflex(f): 8:47pm On Jan 26, 2017
Smh...Funi enuf,all these ppl dt r always waiting 4 d slightest oppurtunity 2 crucify doctors do not even knw how fnz work... Hw is it d doctors' fault? What a lot of u do not knw is dt dctrs do not work wt their bare hands ,bt need fnz (eg drugs,instruments,blood,etc) to manage a patient(px), n these fnz rnt released 2 d dctrs 4 use until dey r paid for by d px.

If these fnz rnt released, r the dctrs supposed 2 perform magic?...Smtimes a px may be required 2 do sm tests b4 treatment (in d form of drugs or surgery) cn be commenced, bt d px cnt afford it(normally,its not d drs dt r 2 run these tests)...At times lyk ds,r d dctrs supposed 2 treat d px blindly?(of wc wen fnz go south,d dr will still be blamed n may even lose his/her license).

Smtimes, d drs donate their blood,pay for sm of these fnz wt their own money or even do d few tests they cn do at the side lab jes 2 save a px's life..Suprisingly, i've neva seen any of these good deeds in d news+ most times, d pxs rnt even grateful in d end.

Dear crucifiers,fnz r not usually as dey seem,so do not be quick 2 judge...

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Jokes Etc / Re: My collection of crazily funny pictures - Check Them Out by Lisaflex(f): 10:43pm On Jan 25, 2017
Snow5:


Don't wish your fellow dead.. When u still breath..

I nor do u anything na.. How u con say Jollof rice dey hungry u.. Na birthday I dey do? Mind ur tongue oo.. Make I nor take am do suya oo.. Lols


How was your day jor

Lol! Na joke o! Person nor fit folo u play again? Fine jare,hope urs was dope
Jokes Etc / Re: My collection of crazily funny pictures - Check Them Out by Lisaflex(f): 10:17pm On Jan 25, 2017
Snow5:


Don't die.... Until you are dead.


I can buy you Jollof rice if that's your problem



Der's a huge diff b/w d jollof rice u eat at an occasion n d one sm1 jes buys for u,u cn ask around....Btw,what did my siggy do 2 u?
Jokes Etc / Re: My collection of crazily funny pictures - Check Them Out by Lisaflex(f): 10:32pm On Jan 24, 2017
Snow5:


Nor be small thing oo my sister...

I laughed and was crying same time...

OP nor fit kill me at all

If op fit kill u, e no go bad o...Mk i for see where 2 chop free jollof rice( not wtout cryin small sha)
Jokes Etc / Re: My collection of crazily funny pictures - Check Them Out by Lisaflex(f): 9:05pm On Jan 24, 2017
cheesy Been rolling on d floor since i opened ds thread...Nice 1 op

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Romance / Re: Your Worst Dating Experience by Lisaflex(f): 11:00pm On Jan 17, 2017
Lakeland4321:
Waow You wrote all that @2am! I must really be appreciated. I wish u all the same too. It seems you haven't been online for some weeks, welcome back.

Yaya...Thanks
Romance / Re: Your Worst Dating Experience by Lisaflex(f): 2:12am On Jan 15, 2017
Lakeland4321:
Who has been disturbing my crush?


wink Merry christmas,happy new yr n happy val's day(tk ds one as jara)...Hwz u?
Religion / Re: What Happens After Death? (Christian POV) by Lisaflex(f): 2:08am On Jan 15, 2017
Austin234:
Not at all. The dead are no more concious nor aware



Hv u died b4? U seem soooo sure

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