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Mad Cow: How would a Rolls Royce destroy me?

By Pride, Greed, arrogance and even Worldliness, forgetting your maker.

Mad Cow: 0%..

If God Answered Prayers, I would be texting you right now from the Backseat of my Rolls Royce Phantom whilst my MOPOL and SSS detail are busy clearing up this darn traffic.

Don't you know that God will not give you what can destroy you?

Scyllapatron: mind-game - when the solution is simple, we are told god is answering, when it's hard, we are told to wait for god's own time, when it's almost impossible, we are told it's not god's wish, and when we complain, we are told not to question god.
mind-game.

Quite complicated!

mumumugu: I prayed to be rich
i prayed to be presodent
i prayed to be famous

not yet

Not yet. Does this mean 50/50 i.e. 50%?

plaetton: No sir.
FSM protects me from the demons of hunger and faithfully grants me a full belle every day with indomie noodles.


Holy FSM, blessed is thy name and noodly essence.

plaetton, what does FSM stand for.
By the way, from you contributions on NL, i think you are one of the bright minds here.

Apatheist: No, not one.
PHCN on the other hand...

PHCN? Whats that all about please?

[quote author=$wtme]100% All adoration to d almighty n perfect God-The ever faithful one [/quote]Just curious, have you ever prayed that the Boko Haram insurgency ends or that God protects the christians there?

[quote author=$wtme]I've done just that[/quote]I dont think anyone can see such there.
But, i'll really like to know what last you prayed for and if there was a result, thats if you dont mind.

[quote author=$wtme]All adoration to d almighty God-The ever faithful one [/quote]You didn't give us a percentage.

Apatheist: How so?

If you were ever a christian, didnt God answer any prayer of yours?
If however, you were a muslim, didnt God ever answer your prayers?

Hey! weah96 and FOLYKAZE, i suppose the op's intention for this thread was for robust discuss, not these person bashings.
Pls, lets all enjoy this thread.

Apatheist: Christian god, Yahweh: 0%

Moslem god Allah: 0%

Flying Spaghetti Monster: 100%

Isn't this completely ridiculous?

Really, if the anointing was that intelligent, what about those women that he allows to roll on the ground under the 'anointing', exposing their underwears?
How about those that vomit and urinate in the church under the anointing. Couldnt the anointing take them outside for that? Can't it be more pleasant and dignifying?
Again, is the op saying that the camera operators are denied their own anointing TOUCH just because its expedient for the anointing?

As for me i score God...

I have heard several accounts of christians and muslims complain here on NL and elsewhere that they have been good muslims or born-again christians for years with little or nothing to show for it, despite numerous prayer and fasting seasons, year on year.
Some others have claimed that their God had seen them through numerous answered prayers. Several christian and muslim friends alike.
Now, With Respect To how often you pray and apply your religious duties daily, what measure, in percentage of your total prayers do you think you get results or answers to? Be very Sincere.

A SUPERNATURAL event is simply a NATURAL occurence or event that is not (YET) understood by the observer.
wheah96 and mmsen, this is what you should have answered FOLYKAZE.

Yes, and some people who think they are sane will come here defending the bible and even quoting texts form it in order to defend it.
Makes no sense to say "Thou shall not kill", yet you are the chief murderer.
If that biblical God was available here, he would be at the ICC for mass genocide.

Like someone said sometime ago, 'A religion dies a natural death when new contrary findings are made'.
Its now fact that the Earth isnt the centre of the universe.
Its now fact that the earth is older than 2 billion years (bible says 1000s).
Its fact that Space Telescopes have observed the creation of new planets and Stars (Bible says God completed creation in 6 days and rested).
The God of the bible is a terrible hypocrite;
He kills anyone at will, even his own Israelites after commanding them not to kill.
He is jealous and full of pride, yet asks followers to be humble.
He punishes offenders down to their children's generation yet asks people not to let the sun go down while they are angry.
Frankly, if we were only thought the bible at adulthood, no one will believe its stories. They took advantage of our meekness as kids. That book is full of contradictions and ambiguity.

Before we start drawing conclusions, there is a position in law that decisions cannot be made until both parties have bn fully heard.
There is something very unusual and fishy about this police statement.
1. Like most Hon. house members, Chidi Lloyd is usually Chauffeur driven-he has a driver.
2. Lloyd's driver had reportedly gone to the Police to report HIMSELF after what he said was an ACCIDENT.
3. Lloyd's lawyer made clear that on Thusday 2/1/13 he was at Lloyd's house when police men came to arrest Lloyd.
4. If Lloyd was actually evading arrest he wouldn't have moved to an even more public Harrison hospital.
If i had an enemy whose driver killed someone in an accident, well that would be an opportunity to rope him in. Though this doesnt justify recklessness, several govt convoy drivers have bn crushing ppl day in day out and no public figure is arrested.
His driver should be charged for Man slaughter!
If the driver has bn in detention since then, why further arrest Lloyd who wasnt driving?
THIS POLICE STORY SEEMS TOO MOVIE-LIKE TO BE TRUE.

If this is true, then Jonathan has made another Blunder.
Is he trying to buy Bakare? I can only imagine how many others GEJ must have sent same to.
However, to show the President some respect, Bakare should have rejected it politely.

Sorry House but am really disturbed by this Brain-washed mindset of the black man.
If this were a site for White peeps, no single black man will be seen as hot here so why can't we mention black hunks other than just Idris and Drake? No disrespect to whites but why can't we see ourselves and black celebs as cute?
Imagine if black dudes only saw White chicks as cute. Black is beautiful.
BLACK MAN, KNOW THYSELF.

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Isn't it obvious your detractors are all over the place?
Anyway, find a way to print theirs too. That's the way politics is played in Nigeria.

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Some people are simply power drunk for now.
The real problem the anti-Amaechi clan has is that Amaechi is generally believed to have performed well as a gov despite all.
Seems the more they try to rubbish him, events seem to always favour him.
Come to think of it, if GEJ was favoured by God to power then what do we say of Amaechi who came to power without a single campaign.
I just pity Rivers People if power gets to those political jobbers after Amaechi.

thelastPope: "GOV AMAECHI’S ORDERLY WAS THE POLICE OFFICER IN THE VIDEO BEATING UP A LAWMAKER WHILE PRO-AMAECHI LAWMAKER, (who went to fetch Amaechi from Govt House to witness the beatings) CHIDI LLOYD, was the man who broke the mace on the same lawmaker’s HEAD 3 times

– Hon Kingsley Chinda (representing Rivers State) just confirm on the floor of the House of Reps hours ago. Live video coming shortly

What was anyone expecting from Hon. Chinda, isn't Wike his townsman and the 5 anti Amaechi lawmakers are they not all friends?
When Hon. Bipi asked that Amaechi be shot, that Hon. Gentleman in suit went and slapped Amaechi. This led to the beating he received from Amaechi's ADC.

duality: [b]
@ OP, I'm not from rivers state and not one of those who will take sides and keep going back and forth. However, I may agree with your post but I also saw a police office beating the Hon member in black suit "Hon. Ihunwo " That incident raises a lot of questions. Any one who is biased will not respond to that appropriately.

Now This is Rivers State we are talking about and Amaechi is the Governor. Honestly every body saw this coming. Do you think Amaechi has handled this things well or he has let things degenerate to this level so as to prove a point, gain sympathy or support from disgruntled politicians? I personally think that Amaechi would have managed things better but he deliberately wants to do it this way to see what will happen. "I mean amaechi himself can solve this problem but He just don't want to do it" Sentiments aside, Amaechi can call every body together today to a round table and this will be resolved. Honestly Amechi is not being wise irrespective of the support and sympathy he gets. There was a time in my state that the governor was hated and removed by the court(he had to go for a rerun) . People who hated him were all over; speaking as they like and heating up the polity. In fact, a popular elder in the state was openly against the governor and some folks were supporting the Elder. what did the governor do? he humbled himself never tried to show power with anyone. He met with the president with elders from all the senatorial district at Abuja and the issues were resolved. That is a wise leader.

Honestly, I will put the blame on Amaechi, because even at this point he can calm things down and resolve things But he will not do so because he has a point to prove. that makes him foolish. Amaechi is destroying his state; that will exist after him. This whole thing is political. He should stop his juvenile approach to issues and show his dexterity and sagacity as a leader. The resolution of all this issues depends on his show of humility and wisdom. WINSTON CHURCHILL said; It is better to jaw jaw than to war war.[/b]

Yes, I agree that jaw jaw is better than war war but as it stands, its the PDP Party leader that can bring the peace not Amaechi.
The case you mentioned was because the President wasn't a party in the conflict. Again, the presidency may have seen the purported Vice presidency bid (though Amaechi has refuted it) as a threat.
This is why the state PDP leadership was changed, knowing that this will cause crises.
If the PDP leadership wanted a peaceful resolution of the crises, a peace meeting would have been called and a truce struck by now.

For your info, eye witnesses saw when the first drama started at 8.15am as the house was about to start sitting when Hon. Bipi came into the Chamber and attacked Hon. Lloyd unprovoked, using the camera Tripod stand to whip him severely. This was caught on the CCTV cameras.
Speaker, Hon. Amachree tried to intervene but saw as thugs supporting Hon. Bipi arrive at the gallery to aid the attacking Hon. Bipi. Hon. Lloyd 'had to escape.
Gov. Amaechi was informed of the chaos at the Assembly and so he decided to go there himself to calm things (afterall he is still the Chief Security Officer of the state).
Gov. Amaechi arrived with his security details after calling the Commissioner of Police to inform him of the Chaos. The CP confirmed this on Radio that Amaechi called him. On siting Amaechi, Hon. Bipi asked his supporters to shoot him (Gov. Amaechi).
On hearing this, Amaechi walked to him and asked, "shoot me?". Amaechi then asked his security to arrest him but the Hon. Bipi's security resisted it.
Meanwhile, earlier, when the Hon. Bipi and his people had driven the other members away, they held a quick session (about 9.50am) using a new mace to impeach the speaker Hon. Amachree and chose Hon. Bipi as new speaker.
When Hon. Lloyd saw a team of security support, he returned to the house Chamber and grabbed the new mace, using it to hit Hon. Ihunwo severely, retaliate the beating he had earlier received from the other faction members. Now, this was the video seen by many.
Eventually, the house security was restored and a sitting was made by about 22 members, where Deputy Gov. Ikuru came and submited a budget adjustment. At this time, Hon Bipi, tried desperately to return to the chamber with his thugs but was denied by Security at the entrance, even the Deputy Gov. attempted but failed to calm him. This was the other video where the Deputy Gov. was embracing Hon. Bipi to calm him. Hons. Lloyd and Ihunwo were taken to hospital from were Lloyd gave the interview.
The genesis of the crisis is the rift between Wike and Amaechi, which was worsened by the position of the first Lady on the Okrika Waterfront demolition.
Even a blind man knows Amaechi has greatly developed the state and employed lots of Rivers youth, the problem is the extreemly greedy elders of some areas if the state who feel Rivers state money must be shared. They prefer to eat the future of their children today. That's why all the 5 anti Amaechi law makers are from same Senatorial district.
Some have mentioned the Gov. as being arrogant but I keep asking what is the arrogance? That he said the Watersides MUST be demolished for school buildings?
That he destroyed the fences of houses in GRA to restore the master plans?
People cant even substantiate his sins to us.
It is becoming increasingly difficult to remove Amaechi so all parties must let peace reign now.