MrOjay1:
I've listened to so many brain depreciating lyrics from our Naija musicians. I'm not talking about the normal meaningless catchphrases like Zlatan's 'Kapaichumarichupako' or Davido's 'Shekpe', I mean lines that defy the law of reasoning and basic comprehension or just outright hilarious.These are my few picks from the lots arranged in no particular order:

'From the bed to the bedroom'-Iyanya ft DonJazzy-Gift

'Like the statue of liberty, nobody knows tomorrow' - Psquare-Testimony.

'From Lagos to London,she shake her bumbum' - D'banj-kukere remix

'Your g.f be like carpenter, every night she dey knack me." - Cashlord-king kong contest

'Prick e no get shoulder,if e put him head the rest go enter' - Brymo

'Dem say I dey ball too much like a testis' - Davido ft Naeto C-Back when

Then,Davido's 'like dat' song is on another level and as such deserves a special mention.I really doubted my sanity after listening to it

'Deeper life is sister.
Sister life is deeper
Hossannah Sussanah Sutannah'

You can add yours

idris Abdul Kareem when he first came out fagidigba miggidy figiddy

NeoWanZaeed:
Ori e daru

nothing wey nor go enter tribal train for diz country..

NextD18:


You'll understand this woman better if you've been in situation or seen someone whose family isn't peaceful because of their jobs, risks and dangerous activities that comes with it.

The truth is that so many people will quit their jobs the moment they realize the importance and value of a happy, united and peaceful family.

I wish the woman well and hope the sacrifice is worth it.

if diz is true then her husband is one of the luckiest man alive and he should wife over and over again!!!!

Austin4Jesus:
Dear Nigerians, If you want Sanity in this country, just hope, work hard and pray for Prof. Osinbajo to come in as President come 2023, that is when this Country will become a good home for all Nigerians.

This is just an obvious fact.

God help Nigeria.

obvious wetin? Stop talking like the deranged youths with their hallucinated 15m youths..Any person apart from yaradua that is obviously late and shonekan nobody should recycle old leeches for diz country again please!

Essence20:
15million, from which state/region
Dreamers

my granny said only a dead rat can be used as a toy for village kids Nigeria in diz case is the said dead rat hence diz kind of obnoxious jokes

CallMeDrino:
Social activist Segun Awosanya alias Segalink has joked about the pigeons which refused to fly on Friday at the Armed Forces Remembrance after being released by President Muhammadu Buhari in Abuja, Igbere TV reports.

Segalink, in a tweet, blamed the opposition political parties, joking further that the white pigeons must be investigated.



https://twitter.com/segalink/status/1350068964496461824?s=20

Although, some of the birds took flight moments after the president retired to his seat, many social media users have begun making comments on the incident.

Studies show that domesticated birds which are used to living in cages are not always keen on flying.

convenient excuses must be told we need as much as we can get..

Pmpm:


https://punchng.com/pigeons-released-by-buhari-refuse-to-fly-at-armed-forces-remembrance/?amp=1

A former presidential aspirant of the All Progressives Congress, Adamu Garba, said the birds should be eaten if they cannot do what they were trained to do.


Can’t believe adamu onidamu is recovering lol

fuckdemrepented:
How the hell did this nonsense make FP

Seun wetin they coronate for NL na

the hustle is of paramount importance

Trueigbo:
Is she the first girl to be rocked?

girl child yansh rocked face on billboard lol

helinues:
Pdp have bribed the Pigeons...

the pigeons are carrying out anti nation building activities, treasonable felony is my charge and execution is my judgement let them be grilled and served with chilled palm wine lauretta can fix that�

Kennyking1234:
The guy is fresh

atleast sars spared his life because even the poverty ridden savages here thinks dreads are for dirty guys and criminals but will worship and adore celebs with the same double standard that has ruined Nigeria now 97% of the country is with the dogs..

freemanq:
Our govt should wake up and make use of the talented human resources God has bless us with and make use of them now. Americans are now enjoying what we halt to be enjoying. We really need people with fresh ideas to pilot this country,

what we ought to not halt..halt means to stop, truncate , bypass ..

SonOfAfonja:



Kini wi?

mi wi nkan nkan

SonOfAfonja:
This review about the app is damn crazy

just look at the name of the guy who wrote the review and leave the rest for God .. some people need to thread carefully with their psychological well-being I know it’s not easy oooooo�

LegendVibes:
A former presidential aspirant Adamu Garba has stepped down as chief executive officer of Crowwe an instant messaging platform, Igbere TV reports.

Mr Garba has been aggressively pushing for new users on the platform since US President Donald Trump was banned from Twitter over inciteful statements and WhatsApp’s latest privacy policy.

In a statement posted to Twitter on Thursday, Garba said he was stepping down to allow one without political leaning to take charge of the daily operations of the company.

The statement reads:

https://twitter.com/adamugarba/status/1349615498275782656?s=20

Garba said the original goal behind Crowwe was to build an open, free and stable African social media platform where Africans can fully participate in global technology revolutions.

He added: “

https://twitter.com/adamugarba/status/1349618673271582720?s=20

His resignation follows growing calls by social media users for the platform to be boycotted.

Garba’s critics say his disapproval of the #EndSARS protests against police brutality is their basis for the platform to be boycotted.

They also claim Crowwe has controversial privacy policy, but Garba has denied the allegation.

lol funny adamu onidamu

wink2015:
Who takes Seun serious?

A young man who could not give honour to his father legacy is now presenting himself to claim the peoples mandate.

Seun Anikulakpo Kuti ( Ransome Kuti ) have a moral burden.

He benefited from the late Fela who happens to be his father.

But when the late Fela was been honoured in Lagos courtesy of the French President Mr Macron, Seun was not around.

He played down Fela and was performing in europe when a world leader was honouring his late father in downtown Lagos.

SEUN "abeg park well Ojare !

u be social worker or Neigborhood watch? Ur mata Na bonga Fish walahi

Godpikin4real:

Na u talk am shaaa.

in a perfect world we make perfect decisions but in an ideal world we make ideal decisions

Godpikin4real:
These ones have nothing 2 offer. May I nefa b around anyone who hasn't gotten anything 2 offer intellectually and otherwise.

lol

Beautiful

stevedre:


Bro how far. Long time n Eku lock down oo.

bro just came back from an undue ban sorry I lost contacts also how every and happy new year..

bcomputer101:


https://punchng.com/minimum-wage-ekiti-workers-begin-warning-strike-august-3/

and not even throat or stomach infrastructure to asuede their plight!? Bring back our oshoko

Nyamve1:
what for?

to help u save ursef

stevedre:


Abi oo, Some people are already hailing him recently. Chat me up asap. God bless.

bro morning sorry for the delay didn't have access to diz ofor for sometime... Broken screen was using the other phone with my alternate account... Hit me up let's catch up how are you and your family bro? I don miss ur yarningz sha my umu ipod friend ������

Neyoohpompy:


History and posterity will never kind to Bubu

people predicted same for abacha...Don't be decieved...!!

yarimo:
so after noting his advice what next again?

you quietly seek psychiatric help haven discovered that ur self inflicted delusion can lead u to doom...


Just what i observed after evaluating both comments I'm not interested in banters and rantings...

Arrewa:
When he was alive I will never forget how children of hate were insulting this man...

Wishing him death, calling him a sick president that he should die so that their brother will take over...

Yar'adua was hated just like Buhari....


It was after his death that the same people insulting him and wishing him death begin to realize what they have loose...

Make una Continue dey enjoy Buhari!

4+4+4 Sai baba!

I pray he contest for 3rd term and still win...
Him go chop una father well... And restore una brain to factory setting...
NdiAra

lol@what they have loose...U be real almajiri wane yaro da iska!

Frankonuche:

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/370323-school-feeding-nigerian-govt-begins-payments-to-food-vendors-for-2020.html

lol another largesse

EBMedia:


https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/its-south-easts-turn-to-produce-president-in-2023-iwuanyanwu-pdp-bot-member/amp/

or what?

stonemasonn:
what retributions are you paying for now? Bokoharam, herdsmen banditry, kidnapping, nepotism, poverty capital of the world?? Which one was caused by PDP?
What about the retributions for the military regimes from 1983 to 1999? Who paid for it?

bro...ever wondered if he was born in 99? Most ignorant comments are from kids from that bracket..Trust me i know.. The older ignoramuses are brainwashed degenerated poverty stricken pathetic delussioned zonb permanent residents..

Mylovelife:
What an epic reply!

she never asked for reply...Someone was just mischievous as the response was totally abstract...The options i saw...Was say something positive if u may or run along and fix ur life...

GamalNasser:


You have my highest assurances that I am richer than all the men in your lineage , #FACT

the facts are known to only ur lineage...#facts# no one knows about ur riches and as it stands no one cares only ur conscience...