3LACK:
No matter what you say, I know deep down you know the truth

and I hope your redemption comes ASAP

lol carry ur curse on cross and soffry cross road dey go
Ur village go cure ur craze..

bolaayenimo:
Serves him right. Abusing anybody not supporting Buhari then. Where is his pictures in handcuffs

so u know d idiot wella? Eve love is blind... she said I don’t even know who u are buh I want u dead! Dat guy was a public nuisance, irritant and a disgusting flippant!

Paperwhite:


https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/438101-obono-obla-buharis-ex-aide-arraigned-for-fraud-certificate-forgery.html

good riddance to bad rubbish diz man was one of the greatest Mouth Gig givers of cows 2015-2019 AIT anchors can attest and testify .. I’m sure a lot of people broke their TVs watching diz bastard divorcing himself from reality and sycophantically praising an abomination of a conglomerate of past criminally minded idiots who has hijacked Nigeria.. I pray the devil’s bride seeks his head on a plate for brunch just like herod’s daughter...

Next will be the killer clown nose keyamo.. who rose to fame on the back of saint only to start wearing black as a traitor of his own conscience because of money.. posterity already has his address and is enroute..

3LACK:
Coming from a former hardcore betting guru.

I normally don't do this but I think someone needs to hear this.

This is an advice to anyone that may be rethinking starting this shit, to pls flee away(japa) cos this shit is a f*"king devil's scheme to destroy you... I still regret placing my first bet. First it makes you win big, makes you think there's actually an easy-quick way of making money after all, gives you hope and joy and later takes it back after you start loosing, which is inevitable, you start placing much more money, all your savings and later loans which you may think you can win big again and pay back but you won't, getting you into all kinds of trouble, making you sell valuables just to pay back, gaining nothing at long last except sorrows, frustration and regrets. pls never start betting cos it's like nothing you've ever done before... and If you still bet or gamble in any form pls do your best to stop before it's too late.

Remember there's nothing like sure odds in betting and no matter how big you win you will slowly and inevitably loose each and every penny one way or the other.

God be with us.

u are pathetic and u are one of the world’s problems.. I really pity ur followers and kindreds sadly u will still reproduce..

Really not everyone who can read and write are educated.. it saddens me because they always appear articulated until they open their mouth and u realise in dismay and disdain that they empty vessels..

Whatever happened to gamble responsibly? Do you even know some people do extreme sports like skydiving? Mountain diving and climbing and high waves surfing just not for the fun but because it’s therapeutic for them and they have too much anxiety and adrenaline to shed off? So it’s gambling a whole lot of people play for fun not to acquire wealth like u ..

Stop posting rubbish here instead of u to seek deliverance or get a good job u are saying betting is a curse.. define curse please in not more than 109words..

Ademuyiwa1:

I don't need to be 100% correct here as this is just a blog am I writing an exam? Where I am today and what have been able to achieve is not by spellings.

continue then made in Nigeria scholar.... pele okare instead of u to take correction and move on u wan dey brag? So u rather spell a complex rubbish in the stead of caution a more simpler word because we are on nairaland? Olodo oshi rabata will u gerrout of here nonsense!!!!!

I was even trying to be cordial with d spineless daft and he wasn’t having any of it..

Lol no wonder u keep repeating u are successful u av cars lol shame on you if u think those carbon emitting scrabs u have are a sign of success.. but yet it begs the question then why are u here? Lol because ur landlord doesn’t think so.. yinmu pride is bad..

meobizy:
Nairalanders are ignorant. Learned members have said it’s cancer and yet others are saying Yahoo boys used her for rituals. I fear una. The worst part is you’ll pass this ignorance to your children.

u wish genes and dna profile was airborne niii? Abeg ooooo I rebuke dat in Jesus name before tomorrow u go see the whole of mbaise and ogbomoso dey bend down dey piss... let everyone pass their genes jejely through to their offsprings �

Ademuyiwa1:
Joblessness you say Brother am a chartered accountant almost to be a fellow and also a consultant but you don't know it all did you read my content well before even saying anything. So you mean I don't know my left to right. I have been in this house for almost a decade now. Honestly you don't get and I don't know why we support evils Cybercrime is one of the insecurity in the state because they pick up ours girls, wears and use it for there rituals but you see it a different way. Anyway thanks for your comments.

chattered accountant wey nor fit spell caution I must be wary of you doing the books maybe Na ur type dey audit Nigeria account no wonder our country dey born recession simultaneously like a fertile hoe.


I’m just in the mood to be naughty but u can proof read ursef and make necessary adjustments if u care I did saw it and wanted to be quiet about it until u said u were an accountant and I remember how sensitive it is keeping the books away from little errors..

CARLOSZ:
5. Prison in Nigeria

The Spike Island prison was founded at the height of the Great Famine in 1847. In those days, it was known as a convict depot, which was a temporary prison, detaining those who were sentenced to be transported to one of a few far-flung corners of the British Empire, until a ship was procured for their journey..


Research about diz prison before it was shutdown in 2004 it was the prison Alcatraz was modelled after infact its on record this was the only prison in the history of the world where prisoners broke out and begged to go back in , hilariously the then prison boss charged them fees to get back into the prison.. I visited last year summer with my family .. it’s a place where sadness will filled ur mind and ofcourse u will understand why no one could escape except for suicide..

southniyikaye:
This might be true but I doubt they will try it..
Google his story and you will understand why he was given the nickname IGBOHO...
igboho is the name of a town in Oyo state, read what happened there for a start

Igboho was born in Igboho, Oke ogun in Oyo state but his father relocated to Modakeke in Osun state and that's where he grew up. He started off as a motorcycle repairer and then venutured into automobiles where he sells cars and was able to start Adeson business Concept.[5][6]

He became famous after the part he played in the Modakeke/Ife war between 1997 and 1998, where he was a defendant of Modakeke people.[7] And thereafter relocated to Ibadan where he met former Oyo state Governor, Lam Adesina through a courageous step while trying to defend the rights of the people at a fuel station.[8] He also went on to work with former Governor, Rasheed Ladoja and became one of his most trusted aide.[9][10]

As the Akoni Oodua of Yoruba land, he is known for fighting for the right of the Yorubas where he possesses metaphysical powers[11][12] and advocating for the Oduduwa republic.[13][14]

lexy2014:


I don't no where u saw d fight maybe u can show me. Na simple question I ask u. These are ur words:

"dat nigga ain’t correct bro from the roof of a foolish coward u point to the shallow grave of a once brave man..."

Based on those words, I have asked u simple questions but in all ur unbridled wisdom, u don't seem to have d answers

hoky doky

lexy2014:


Who plans to die?

If u say a person is a coward, then what fight is he planning to fight another day? If u say bravery can be fatal, then cowardice suggests that life will never end

my brother u like fight pass dialogue it’s good but in vikings times not nowadays..

Just do what u can do to stay alive may the good lord grant u unbridled wisdom..

Federalcase:


https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/438008-boko-haram-carrying-out-attacks-in-nasarawa-governor-tells-buhari.html

terrorists and toto sha? KAI!!! Out of all the borders they chose to mount at the toto border.. perhaps they thought the virgins will be readily available to capture and rapture to the imaginary eternity �

lexy2014:


That contradicts ur earlier statement:

"dat nigga ain’t correct bro from the roof of a foolish coward u point to the shallow grave of a once brave man..."

no no contradiction because he who runs lives to fight another day many at times bravery had turned foolishness..

Learn to be intuitive and pragmatic.. death is a meal everyone must eat.. but how do u plan to eat urs?

ashacot:
Actress Toyin Abraham has taking to her Instagram handle to lament the greediness of Area boys popularly known as Agbero after they requested for more money to allow the actress continue the shooting of her movie in a location.
The actress had given them 120,000 naira but they still requested for more. She wrote on her Instagram handle.



https://www.instagram.com/tv/CKWXlfojHOV/?igshid=nr8kbiiuqyfv

lol Na cowbell wey dey chest agbero actually want see him eyes glue to secreting glands like who see niagra falls�

lexy2014:


And d coward will live forever abi?

no. In case u haven’t heard let me be the first to tell u.. no one DOES!

MemoriesAndMe:
Are you sure this one can sing? This one that her mouth looks too little for the microphone.

z dat why tonto didn’t blow lack of basiaa abi Packer mouth ?

ChizzyBuna:

Simps like u are the reason ugly girls don dey get morale these days.
This babe ugly..facts!!

Why can't guys say the truth for once
All you Simps just love hyping ugly girls
That's why I love girls
A girl will tell a guy he is ugly without fear
U Simps will be hyping anything that wear bra and pant.
No wonder some of u guys can Bleep goat and chicken sef. Tufiakwa

faking it special u are more perfect at it than trump..

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr

That niggarrrr must be a real niggarr

dat nigga ain’t correct bro from the roof of a foolish coward u point to the shallow grave of a once brave man..

onthehill:


https://igberetvnews.com/1380000/600-bandits-kaduna-agree-surrender-arms-meeting-sheikh-gumi-photos/

lol Na d whole city be bandits niii? Dem be like nja problems never ending hydra headed

KayodeAdeyemi81:
Invest BTC to earn more BTC with Trade Express Limited.

Instead of having your savings in naira (which is not advisable) buy btc and have it invested with Trade Express Limited.

See screenshots of my withdrawal confirmations.. Earn legit money while trading..
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kayode toke toto don swallow all d Bitcoins oooo

Warrgidanairala:
It is the dirty life of men that sometimes cause those smell in women but unfortunately most women are not well informed about that,I'll advise every lady in a sexual relationship to thoroughly scrutinize the penis they allow into them so as to avoid the rubbish you just typed

I just dey laugh anyhow alone here shey u Na toto defender? And preek vanquisher and annihilator? Make u dey calm down ooooo

Sixfeetbelle:




Nairaland males are something else.

So out of all the ways to break up with a lady, a man decided being dirty is his choice? Dirty as in not washing toilet at least every week. Not brushing daily. Re-wearing dirty clothes. Reusing worn boxers. Shey them no tell you na like this body odour and diseases they take kill man pikin?

Wetin I no go see.

did she say all diz in her rants or ramblings or u just want a debate? Elaborate or u let me ask u other personal things.. because I’m kinda lost at ur own ramblings now.. can’t phantom exactly what’s ur problem or what u want ..

Reelmii:
but some guys are really dirty on a serious note, as in, I know of a friend that lived with me when I was single, hmmm, even me wey be guy I weak for him matter, make I no even go into details...I talk tire, na fight I use leave the house for am with one year rent.... I had to get another apartment without him knowing

I understand her jare,, u cant change a pig, it will always go back to the canal

fact

benjackugo:
Media personality, Toke Makinwa has revealed that she has once dumped a guy because of his toilet hygiene, IgbereTV reports.

She wrote on Twitter;


https://twitter.com/tokstarr/status/1352242489403568128?s=19

When asked why she didn't try changing the guy, Toke Makinwa responded by saying she's not the guy's mother or a rehabilitation centre.

She wrote in response;


https://twitter.com/tokstarr/status/1352243478424674308?s=19

evasive tactics the guy deliberately did it the only way he knew how to discard ur frictionless toto if not u would dragged him for fictitious rape charges..

gforce5:
Now this is a very important statement! Nigerians, over the years, have been programmed to accept mediocrity as a way of life. This is why majority of Nigerians believe that as long as you have money you get anything you want in the country even providing electricity and water for yourself which is the job of the government. They don't understand that they are entitled to certain rights as citizens of the country. People even see public defecation and reckless driving as something that is normal! That how bad the governments from 1960 upward have messed up the psyche of the average Nigerian.

you said it all..and instead to emancipate they opted for mediocrity and pull him Down syndrome.

ijustdey:
Akinwumi Adesina: Despite paying high taxes, Nigerians still provide water, electricity for themselves



https://www.thecable.ng/akinwumi-adesina-despite-paying-high-taxes-nigerians-still-provide-water-electricity-for-themselves

its now a normal thing 98% of Nigerian masses are only existing not living they have fallen inlove with suffering believing in diabolical ways to compliment their misery , church is there to assure them of eternal restitution same thing their ancestors were promised..

Most Nigerians don’t even know what a normal life means..no fences , constant light, good road , functional ER ambulances and helicopters within minutes.., social welfare scheme for the underage , old and unemployed.. etc

rocknation62:
My friend,they’re doing what they are being employed to do...They’re doing there JOB...

continue

lol welcome to naija

ignis:
Please who is Cubana Chief Priest and what does he do for a living?

Please if you can't answer me, don't ask me to ask Google if you don't want Ogun to strike you.

to be Lagos socialite Na occupation ooo .. Nigeria thought me that..av a nice day lol

isthatso:


I didnt even know it was Alexpeorts, I should have known...always involved in glamorizing and publicizing nonentities and unknowns with yeye awards. Alexreports is a Poor man's Ovation.

Whenever I see "Alexreports", I know some nobody somewhere is trying to make him/herself look more important than he/she is.

is that so? Lol

Edobabe20:
Who is who indeed nothing wey I no go hear from Alex reports, yeye awards everywhere

if Seun pay me sef I go mobilise diasporas to give am award of excellence even put shenghen logo join sef ..

Salewa97:


Source: https://www.guardian.co.tt/news/nigerian-jailed-for-trying-to-export-cocaine-6.2.1278567.74153ccb97

When cau­tioned, he said: “This is the first time I do­ing this.”

He was ar­rest­ed and tak­en to Mara­bel­la Po­lice Sta­tion where Cus­toms and Ex­cise of­fi­cers were con­tact­ed. Cus­toms Of­fi­cer Rishi Sama­roo sub­se­quent­ly charged Ile for at­tempt­ing to ex­port pro­hib­it­ed goods and pack­ag­ing items in a man­ner to de­ceive Cus­toms and Ex­cise of­fi­cers...

Funny oyinbo with beautiful charges like trying to deceive customs.. should he av packaged it in a conspicuous manner? Lol

If na Nigeria once u hear ur charges simultaneously u know u are in deep shit.. charges like why were u wandering and bearing nonsense in mind? Then u go dey wonder if police don dey read tarot cards abi dem don turn to indaboski the liquid metal�