Ofumaria:
John was found dead in his car. The cause of the death was a bullet through his head. The doors were locked and the windows were rolled up. Yet, there were no bullet holes on the car.

How was he shot in the head?

The car was a convertible

My four years old son picked up a habit. When you give him something, he'll say its 'small kenkene'. He went to spend the holidays at my aunt's and I think he learnt it there. When he says it, I just take back whatever it is I have given him. He's beginning to get out of it but still says it sometimes unconsciously but quickly says 'I'm sorry, thank you' when I give him 'the look'.

Turkey

betterpikinn: God bless sirjohn

Amen and WinsomeX too.
What a thread.

Okpa

Mr Sada is a farmer. He lives in Sapele. He has a big farm. He grows yams, cassava, beans and groundnut. Can you see the oranges and pineapples.........

Cretinous Fu.cktard by Sagamite.

ochongonoko:

busted!!!... Booking space with DOT

You booked a space too and later modified ur post. "wink"

I WAS HERE

Do you av pictures of the 2bedroom flat? Is it tileD and doeS it have running wAter. Pls its urgent

Quite true

My 32 years old male cousin still lives in his father's house. He doesn't have a job and he has not bothered to look 4 one. All hell will be let loosed whenever food is not served on time.

YAAAAYY. Mine has started working too. Thanks all.

@ luluosas. I tried it but whenever I try to open a web page, I get redirected to the glo hsi website

Love, money, power

In your mind Kimmy dear

ebamma: how does this change the price of garri in the market = usual slang used when a topic you dont expect makes the frontpage

better half

Daniluv, how did you do it when I was told at JAMB office that the site has not been activated?

first three letters of my fist name and first three letters of my surname

Pls join me in thankin & praisin God for His blessings & upliftment in my life. I tell u guys it's good 2 v d fear of God & 2 b honest. Last wkend as i was goin home i came across a small bag & i opened it & behold what i found inside it; 20,000 US$!!! I was scared initially, but i took d bag home & wen i emptied it. I found some documents, ID cards, ATM cards& some phone nos. 1 mind told me 2 call d nos & d other told me 2 throw d docs away & use d money. I made up my mind & called d nos & luckily d owner picked up d call. When i told him about d bag he told me he was d owner & told me everytin dt was inside d bag. We had an appointment & we met & i handed his bag back 2 him & he gave me 2,000US$ from d 20,000 US$. I rejected it & left. Yesterday he called me & offered me a job worth 100,00US a year with the UN, a semi-detached 4 bedroom fully furnished & air-conditioned apartment & a 2011 Toyota Camry. As i was smiling & testin d car i woke up from my sleep. Nonsense dream !

We have not had light for over two weeks at Afromedia, Okokomaiko. The heat is killing.

SH (Short for sweetheart)

Former Minister for Information, Dora Akunyili is surfing her way back to the top of public discourse.

She is attaining this feat on the platform of a grave allegation.

Informants alleged that the personal house the former minister is currently putting finishing touches to in Agulu, Anambra state is located

on a portion of the land the community gave to National agency, NAFDAC (National Agency For Food, Drug Administration Control)

The ‘gift’ was reportedly influenced and made during the tenure of Akunyili as Director General of the agency.

The former NAFDAC boss’ part heritage is from Agulu. Her father is from Nanka, while her mother is from Agulu.

Information pieced together alleged that Akunyili had cornered a portion of the expanse land as the gains of her effort.
The Country Home


The country home, valued at one hundred and Fifty million naira, is said to share a fence with NAFDAC office, Anambra state.

Informants revealed that news of this development floating around has started causing an agitation of sort within and outside official quarters.

Presently sources alleged a movement to correct the alleged anomaly is on.

The growing agitation is said to have the subtle support of current head of NAFDAC, Paul Orhii.

Orhii is said to maintain a low profile in the matter based on his ongoing battle to retain his seat-he fears Dora still has enough clout in government circles to compound his problem if he takes her headlong.

The positioning of Akunyili’s home gives her vantage view of going ons within the NAFDAC compound- a situation many have described as ‘unsettling’ given her pedigree at the agency.

Akunyili had used the agency- her performance there- as a spring board for her political ambition.

The former minister and defeated senatorial aspirant refused to respond to enquiries on the matter when contacted by www.societynowng.com.
NB: Some online news spotters pick and use our stories down to the dot of 'Ts' and 'Is' without recourse to credit. We demand that this anormaly is corrected. Plagliarism is a crime.

“They tell me You are sending me to the world tomorrow, but how are I am going to live there being so small and helpless?” A baby asked God.

“Your angel will take care of you.” God said.

“But tell me, here in heaven, I don’t have to do anything but sing and smile to be happy.” The child further inquired,

“Your angel will sing for you and will also smile for you, and you will feel your angel’s love and be happy.” God answered.

“And how am I going to be able to understand when people talk to me if I don’t understand their language?” The child asked not satisfied.

“Your angel will tell you the most beautiful and sweet words you will ever hear, and with much patience and care your angel will teach you how to speak.” God said.

“And what am I going to do when I want to talk to you?”

“Your angel will place your hands together and teach you how to pray.”

“Who will protect me?”

“Your angel will defend you even if it means risking her life.”

“But I will always be sad because I will not see you anymore.”

“Your angel will always talk to you about me and teach you the way to come back to me, even though I will always be next to you.” God replied.

At that moment, there was much peace in heaven but voices from earth could be heard and the child hurriedly asked, “God, if I am to leave now, please tell me the name of my angel”.

And God said, “You will simply call her MOM.”

A mom whose daughter was removed from her home after she claimed to inject the girl with Botox, now says she manufactured the story for money.

Sheena Upton made worldwide headlines last week with her claims that she injected her 8-year-old daughter with Botox to improve her chances of winning beauty pageants.

Upton now admits she was approached by British tabloid The Sun and offered $250 to assume the role of “Kerry Campbell” for a story called “I Give My 8-Year-Old Daughter Botox.”

“The truth is I have never given my daughter Botox, nor allowed her to get any type of waxing, nor is she a beauty pageant contestant,” she wrote in a sworn declaration obtained by gossip site TMZ.

The Botox story began to unravel after CPS workers removed the girl from her home following Upton’s appearance on ABC’s “Good Morning America”. Investigative sleuths in San Francisco couldn’t locate a resident named “Kerry Campbell” in any of the public databases.

ABC has repeatedly stated in the past that they never pay “compensation” for interviews. But in her sworn declaration, Upton said she was paid $10,000 to appear on “Good Morning America”.

An ABC News insider tells TMZ, “There is no truth to the story about compensation, but they did pay a broker no more than $10,000 to license photos.”

Upton states in her declaration that on May 17, she took her daughter to the UCLA Medical Center and, “After my daughter received a full medical exam, the results indicated that she has not ever received treatments including Botox or other such injections.”

According to TMZ, the UCLA medical reports were forwarded to child welfare officials, who then returned Upton’s daughter to her custody, with the provison that a cousin would stay with her and the child for the time being.

There is already an Osama Bin Laden's death DVD at Alaba

Buhari - No
Jonathan - Yes

Congrats to Yeka Onka though I thought Naomi was a better singer.

i've gotten a copy. Thanks