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Luckily for me, I am equally obsessed with football. So this memo will not apply LOL.

Romeo4real:

Careful! It may be a mating call.

And what's wrong in mating with a bird?

Ebonyeyes:
Look babes im tired of people fishing for compliments on NL. Its just like me saying "God what is the world coming to, cant a girl leave her house without horndogs cat-calling"

Nice idea for my new topic! ***runs off to start a topic in Romance section titled: "God what is the world coming to, cant a girl leave her house without horndogs cat-calling"***

When Harry met Sally (?)

Tayo, put Forum Games in the polls now! This is cheating. All sections should be there.

You said you are doing some research in a UK Uni? Aren't there pretty chicks in your Uni? You know in the Library , hanging about the front of the Lab or chicks on the same programme as yourself.

If only you lot would take the time to read it. It's actually a very funny article.

Mix 7up with Lime and Omo or Surf detergent. Then add Parozone Super Bleach and a little bit of dried pepper and potash. Shake it well and drink. The pregnancy will abort.

Dual Core:
Well I don tell my babe, all our kids' first word must be something geeky. We could be rocking our baby and he tries to say his first word. It has to be "harddrive!" or "dos!" or "error!" e.t.c. If the pikin halla "babe!" then i go know say karma don catch me finally!

Very funny.

Shanice111:
when u want 2 blog about a pain that u are certain lots of people know about you dont want to give urself away by putting the story in such plain terms that all your facebook and real life friends know its you and then start saying you are pathetic to be blogging about it. So you withold some information God forbid some1 knows who u are. Anyways babes u may want 2 delete the blog o. Before some detectives fish u out or worse still a nollywood producer as many have suggested,and tell all who know u that u went online with this. u don hear? I think u shld quit that blog honestly. U will get better with time I promise. 4 now stop blogging!

Hmmmph! Please stop covering lies with more lies. If she truly changed details to hide her identity, how did the ex-boyfriend find out barely 24 hours after she posted the first blog?

Well you need more dramatic twists to keep people coming back so I wonder what's going to happen next.

How come the most peaceful section is not even in the poll? FORUM GAMES!! In jokes section, you still get people arguing about which joke is funny or not! Celebrity Section - lots of celebrity bashing.
etc.

Forum Games

^^^My statement is also based on what you can see in Naija. It is impossible to take a random picture of Six Nigerian girls and find them ALL with protruding bellies like the picture above.

Faher:
It's not just SA, I think.
Many Nigerian babes are like that also.

Nigerian babes DO NOT have big bellies.

PokerFace:
The OLDER and more MATURE a lady is, the SWEETER she is in bed.

Do you agree or disagree with the above statement?

So how come men keep running after Pretty, Young Things?

When I saw the picture, I thought the post would be about big bellies. How come all of them in the picture have that? Is that the trend in SA?

Slim101:
I just read the 2nd verse, and sorry, the story sounds like R.Kelly's 'Closet'. I think it's fiction!
The babe might just want peeps visiting her blog.
Just my thought sha o!!

My thoughts exactly! I have to admit she had me all in with the first post. But the second part, hmmm I guess she went a bit too far.

Ujujoan:
^^^ Why you don't think such things ever happen?

She might have a flair for writing which would make her story appear unreal, but trust me, worse things has happened!

Yeah I know. But it's just kind of getting too dramatic for me.

He has used all Oyo State money to buy Tura and Hot Movate.

MT:
@bluetooth,

Its an eye witness account and no source is thus needed, but if you insist on one, a passage via Ibadan will be considered most appropriate.

LOL, Very funny reply. I like that.

I've just read the second part on her blog. As convincing as the first post was, the second post is now beginning to look like fiction to me.

Hmmm Bigrod, I see you have changed your profile picture because I said so. Nice one.
Can you now stop typing in big blue bold letters? It's not gentlemanly.

violent:
Different strokes for different folks.

I'd empty my account to marry a drop dead gorgeous adventurous chic with an IQ of above 180, a mind blowing sense of humor and a classy taste in fashion any day any time!

It shouldn't take me more than 10 minutes to identify one.

Looks like you are not going to marry anytime soon. You want a lady who has all these sterling qualities? Please tell us:
Are you strikingly handsome?
Do you have an IQ of above 250?
Do you have a mind-blowing sense of humour?
Do you have a classy taste in fashion?
And do you possess all the other gentleman's qualities?

Remember: To whom much is given, much is expected!

I think Ujujoan is just passionate about this topic. Heck! Any sane woman would be.

Creamish:
Impossibility is Lizzybabe weds Brad Pitt

Ha! That's possible o! Infact he's currently toasting me.

Impossibility is Creamish weds Johnny Depp.

Creamish:
. . . dats y its impossible. . . cos it can neva b spelt DAT way

Oh I see!

Impossibility is Creamish kissing a monkey.

meyri:
so let me rephrase my answer.

@Seun

Thanks for the offer babe, but right now I am content. Hey who know what the the future holds if I get tired of being call Ms. No Husband I'll give you a ring. Heck, if you ever get anxious their are a lot of girls that will gladly accept your proposal.



Being the first Child in your family . . . . .

Chai!!! See as Meyri quickly changed her mind sharp sharp after she heard that Seun is worth $65 million dollars!!
Just kidding LOL.

nellaluv:
Success get many relatives even unknown wives, laydee's i'm shocked
na wa o

Why are you shocked? What's the big deal in the fact that FL Gators is the senior wife and I'm the junior wife? And BTW, we are not unknown. We are the OFFICIAL wives.

I came late to this but I have to say Well done to all the people who complained.
190, it has been removed.

Aloy_Emeka:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/272767_Oba_wife_GIF5be4d0e57585dc0e30f1db811f996892

With all the beating and injuries, she still dey call. Abi no be phone be that for her hand?