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Creamish:
spelt as I.M.P.O.S.S.B.I.L.I.T.Y

Where did I spell it that way?

Impossibility is Barack Obama dating Patience Ozokwor.

nellaluv:
Nice interview!

By the way it's 2010, is oga Seun Osewa married

*cough cough* He just proposed to me. Look at my ring!
https://wedding-rings.com.cn/wedding-rings/pics/2009/08/wedding-ring.jpg

As for cantell, please just go and sit down abi do you want me to spell it out to you? Ok I will: YOU ARE W-O-W-O.

Bigrod, post a picture of yours without shades on because for now, I don't agree that you are fine. Don't be like Dbanj LOL.

Nairaland's finest? NO. I don't think so. But he's alright sha. Can't really tell with those shades on.
As for cantell,  

sjeezy8:
damn shes dark yooooo - she must have worn maddd makeup or the camera in the first pics-

she aiight they look happy

How do you know that she's dark? Do you know her personally?

I can't really say. Maybe 3? But at least, they all would have had the same Daddy. Not different Daddies like some people I know.

chidichris:
@dr.kitaun,
i had known from the start that u will end up bringing shame to yourself, your family, community and all that are related to u.

Oh my God! That's so harsh!

See wowo husband and wife. Only the baby fine small.

Aston Martin One-77

Has anyone seen the Lynx Effect Ad and then the Specsavers Effect Parody? Very funny!

I think this is typical of most boys his age (note that I said "Most" and he will outgrow it. My younger brother was worse. At around 3 or 4 years, he jumped from the top of a storey building and broke his teeth.
Now he is a very cool guy.

Ok let's play this game: Impossibility is ____
You just stay something about someone/something that you think is quite impossible. Make it a bit funny. Ok here are some examples:

Impossibility is: Seun Osewa getting banned from Nairaland.

Impossibility is: Mike Adenuga saying "Call me back, I don't have credit on my phone."

Impossibility is:  Mercy Johnson being a virgin.

 

We ladies are more interested in Zeal jare!

Wow! Some people are soooo stupid!

None of the above.

Once I saw the title, I just thought "Fake story"!!!

Well I heard Mike Adenuga once worked as a Taxi Driver and Security Guard. With that information, let's ask again. Ladies, would you date or marry a Driver or Security Guard? Guess the answers might change now.

Tell your girl to reply his CALL ME I LOVE YOU texts with I WON'T CALL YOU I HATE YOU. She should send it like 80 times then the bobo go know say craze pass craze.

I love ALL the Meerkat Adverts. Seemplez!

I'm so happy Lee won. The judges thought Crystal had it in the bag. Yeah right!

Wow! 119 Votes for "Nasty". Not looking good for Venus, is it? By the way, Mods, it's not US Open as you put it on the front page. It's French Open!

LOL. No, I'm not interested unless they will pay me. Only money can motivate me to do it. Hehe, greedy me!

Please do Nairaland Moderators get paid? Just asking because I want to know why Mama-Gee is so keen on becoming a moderator.

BizBooks:
@ Oluwabamis,

Which other sites are 1st - 8th? Your link only displays the home page of alexa.com. My impression was that NL is number 1 in Nigeria.

I would imagine them to be sites like Google Nigeria, Yahoo, etc. But I think it's the No 1 NIGERIAN site sha.

I love me some tall handsome dude. Between 5'10 and 6'3? You can take me homeeeeeee.

Since Seun always bans people, he deserves to be banned too.

Honestly, Bigass, you are a very nice guy and very caring too. You are too good for her. I think she's aware of your caring nature and eagerness to please her, that's why she's doing shakara. How many men will draw up such budget for their future and show it to the future partner to approve it? Especially when she's not contributing anything! I don't know what to advice you because asking you to dump her is destructive. Maybe you should sit her down and talk some sense into her head!

babaearly:
Just want to know if they do dryclean their husbands cloths all the time like nigerian women do.

Which Nigerian women? I'm a Nigerian woman and I won't wash my husband's clothes.

She's pretty but is she wearing a wig for her wedding? Sorry but that thing just looks like a regular wig.

I'm really gbadun-ing Chioma Chukwuka in these pictures o! She looks nice. I think she beat all her other Nollywood mates hands down!