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I saw my ex crying once and we were still together then. It was when my Daddy died and he was trying to console me. Instead of him to console me, he just started crying too.

~Sauron~:
I have been there TWICE and the woman in question just held her breath and pushed. . . . .
Within 7 and a half seconds, 2 bouncy baby boys popped out.

Yeah, on the TV sitcom FRIENDS. Not in real life Bro.

~Sauron~:
I hear those screams and moans and ma heart trembles in RAW FEAR.
It's synonymous to the screams heard in the Passion of Christ when those 2 robbers were nailed to the cross.

LOL @ Passion of the Christ, you are one funny guy. I take it that you've never been to the labour room then.

~Sauron~:
Better believe it.
The older they are, the more painful it gets.
I know this bird that couldn't walk properly after her first encounter @ 19.

Can you describe a pain more than someone who has actually felt it? Drop it, it's NOT true.

~Sauron~:
The pang of pain you would feel between your legs is actually worse than labour pains.

Hahaha Mr, this is an exaggeration. It's not true.

Uc.Lloyd:
Lizz, Congrats, you are officially NOTICED, hope hooking up wont be your next scheme, Cuz am hooked already, u can try musa my gateman

Hahaha! Hook up with someone who can't type proper English to save his life? Sorry I don't do ILLITERATES like you.

Uc.Lloyd:
me inclusiveme inclusive

Yes. My post was actually directed at YOU!!!

I also believe "wow"ing in bed is down to you and not the partner. Don't wait for some man to wow you, wow yourself. You take control and create your own satisfaction in bed and he will even benefit from it. Curl up the wall and tell him to hit you from behind, and you'll both enjoy it. J/K. Just be creative and you won't really need someone who has slept with every woman in town in order to enjoy yourself.

I believe you can know how much appetite a guy can possibly have for intimacy by simply talking about it? You don't necessarily have to test it. Personal opinion.

Wonders shall never cease.

Oh my God - I don't want to come across as complaining too much about people's English but guys, try to make it comprehensible at least!

Luvlgenius:
There are many virgins in Naija. I have met a lot of them. The thing is dey pose like dey are not.

Exactly. Because once guys find out you are a virgin, they start chasing you like crazy.

24 or 25

violent:
Exactly why i will have a sniper in position. . . any hand tht goes up will be forced down with bullets

And hey, i enjoy attending ex's wedding, u need to see the guilty conscience on her face when she knows that you know that her husband does not know but you know that she isn't going to be a virgin that wedding night, and of all the 1000 guest present, you are one of the lucky bastards who know what she offers beneath the white gown and "innocent virgin look"

Wow! What a wicked reason to attend an ex's wedding! Ladies, beware of this guy.

chamotex:
Liar!!!  For winter?

@ topic
Nike Sweatshirt + Navy Blue hoody+ Jogging Bottoms
2 Nice thick adidas socks . . . bloody freezing mehn

Heater [i]f[/i]ucked up again . . . . . [i]f[/i]uck British Gas

Eeyah Sorry o. Those electric ones are like £20 in Tesco.

bgees:
Shut up.

SHUT DOWN.

doyin13:
I don't think its over for Arsenal.

Not totally convinced by either Chelsea or United.
I suspect both will be dropping points intermittently
the rest of the season.

Arsenal need to put this spell behind them and go
on some run and they should be back in it

Oh so Chelsea and Man Utd will be dropping points but Arsenal won't be dropping any, right? If those two drop points then Arsenal would drop panthers (lol what's bigger than points ooo). When was the last time Arsenal went on a run? Em, let's see,

So you managed to squeeze yourself into Top four somehow sha. Watch your back though - Mancini is breathing down your neck.

mukina2:

can cheksli ever do anything right?

Yeah, they can beat Arsenal home and away. How about that?

So we've done the double on Arsenal this sheashon.

We have taken this one.

I think Matt Damon looks like Michael Ballack so maybe he came to watch his twin brother.

ofokaofoki:
wetin be score sef ?
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2-0 going to 4-0 in a few minutes.

HNIC:
Malouda!!!
What was that

Na Blood of Jesus. That's what will help us win 4-0 today.

Com'on! Top Drog! WE WANT THREE!
WE WANT THREE!!

pro01:
@ Lizzybabe01
It is dastardly for you to introduce parents into the matter. But i'd resist the temptation to descend into the putrid depths where you're already champion. I'd rather leave you to rot in your own filth.

I knew you would say that but you should have thought about that possibility before attacking all women, considering the fact that your Mum is a woman and you probably have sisters and cousins who are also women.
It's still amazing how you associate women with immorality, evil, STDs etc because that has been your only punchline throughout this thread - which still leads me to believe that the majority of women (female friends, sisters, mother) around you are STD-infested, immoral, evil and corrupt. I see where you are coming from. You've been deeply wounded by some wicked females.  
Now stop repeating the same old lines about STDs and immorality lol. We already know you have a history with such women.

dapsycool:
Life is too short to play Romeo and Juliet in Ajegunle, don't you wanna spend vacation in Hawaii.

Hehehe! Abi o!

Yes, I sometimes call them their real names when I'm among my siblings and our parents are not there.

Guys, take it easy o. No fight.

H2O2:
Nope, I don't know much about love   .
I think if it was truly love there would be lingering feelings. lol

The love can be bottled up and hidden, never revisited, etc. To unlove? I don't know.

Well, for me, no lingering feelings of any kind. Infact it could even get to a stage where I'll be thanking God I'm no longer with the person because otherwise, I would never have discovered this new person who is making me go gaga.  

Yes, it does eventually die with time. Haven't you ever experienced it before?

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