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Who is she? Never heard of that name before. She's pretty though.

[quote author=K.K.O. link=topic=446906.msg6049780#msg6049780 date=1274108942]What else is he doing?
What does he look like?
What else do you know about him?[/quote]He is eating Rice and Beans at the moment.
He looks like a Man, duh!
He likes pretty girls.

Skidoc:
Do you get o.r.g.a.s.m when you start a new topic?

***DEAD***

@Poster, From the topic here https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-436278.0.html, News of the People Magazine can tell you how he really dead.

She looks good here but I can't tell if it's the same person in the OP's link.
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-237381.0.html

jjuummaaii:
take heart dearie, it happens! I know of a friend who went out with a married guy for over a year and did not know. he was busy proposing marriage and they were making concrete plans on settling down and to think that he was married in the same town with her but he had a spare house which he always took her to so there was no way she could suspect, when she started seeing signs he'l deny anytime she confrontshim with the question ARE YOU Married? it was as if the guy used something to blind her eyes cos it took the grace of God and serious prayers for God to break her free from the shackles of this guy. he was always disturbing her that he wans to meet he parents so they can finalise wih marriage plans and all that. At last sha she broke up with the guy when it became clear he was a mared man.

To all those critising you dont mind them its simply cos they are not in your shoes so its always easy to judge

It seems like this happens a lot because believe it or not, something similar happened to a friend of mine as well. The guy even proposed marriage too. A married man o! And when she finally found out he's married and confronted him, his excuse was that he didn't love his wife and he was going to divorce her as soon as their (my friend and him) marriage plans get fully underway. Have you ever heard such a BIG FAT LIE before? Anyway, she left him.

michelin89:
If it happened to be true, you should have sued him. Having a small manliness is a great offence.

Haha! But he didn't create himself nah. You are wicked o! LOL

sexylogan:

on the other hand i once had a wicked crush on this georgeous chick a few years

ago. it was so bad my palms used to sweat whenever i saw her and our eyes would

always meet when walking in opposite directions but i just couldnt bring myself to

asking her out. i'v always wondered what would have happened if i had told her

how i felt. she was so beautiful. unfortunately she changed schools the next session

and i never saw her again.

Maybe that chick is me lol. We'll meet again!

Things were going fine until I found out he has a very small prick. Like my little finger.





_{Na lie o.}

Things were going fine until I found out he's gay.




_{Na lie o.}

Jakumo:
In my bathroom mirror not long ago I noticed a strange individual peering back at me, and copying every gesture I made, in an attempt to confuse me into thinking that he was me. I brandished a loaded handgun and demanded that the intruder leave my premises, but was taken aback to see a weapon of identical caliber in the hands of the impostor. Without calling his bluff, I decided to ignore the provocation and go to work.

Later as I walked down the street, a person dressed in the same exact clothing as myself appeared in every shop window that I passed. Concluding that the suspect from my bathroom was now stalking me on my way to work, I launched an attack against a plate glass window, which shattered just as my adversary vanished into thin air, sending me flailing into a tangle of mannequins and window dressing.

My clarifications to the arresting officers fell on deaf ears, and I was hog-tied, gagged, sedated and sectioned into a secure psychiatric facility. Shortly after my arrival there, I visited the bathroom, and to my horror, saw in the mirror that same relentless sadist who had ruined my life and sent me to a private rubber room.

Please, fellow Nairalanders, what should I do next ?

Commit suicide. Since he copies your every gesture, he'll do the same. That's the only way to get rid of him.

Do mods get paid or why is Mama Gee so desperate?

[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=441204.msg6051010#msg6051010 date=1274121588]what do you expect when folks like mekusxxx can boast of a phd.[/quote]Yes he does have a PhD. Permanent Hallucinatory Disorder.

I wonder why Mekusx** deliberately ignores all the News of Igbo brothers committing various crimes and only sees when Yoruba brothers do. Hmmm Igbo-tinted glasses maybe? Or is it just an obsession with Yoruba people?

Tell us who your father is, his name if possible. - Otunba Mike Adenuga
Whats his occupation, a banker, engineer, farmer or doctor. - Business Mogul, Chairman
Tell us his qualification and his earn. - Ph.D. Earnings: Billions of dollars
What do u like in him and what u dislike and finally, "is he a good father". - I like him too much. I dislike nothing in him. He is a very good father. He brought Shakira, Rihanna and Timbaland to my wedding.

rokiatu:
I do not see anything special (beauty is in the eyes of the beholder anyway)

Neither do I. Even with all the make-up and nose job. And I aint hating!

I have a thing for handsome guys. _{Not all of them though.}

[quote author=tayo_ast link=topic=446237.msg6043137#msg6043137 date=1273961561][color=#B03060]its not funny.
sb's marriage just crashed [/color][/quote]My LOL in this case means Lots of Love, LMAO! Na lie. But seriously, it was the interpretation of your smileys that made me LOL.
I had to change my signature when I saw yours. Definitely worth rubbing in people's faces!

Cry me a river, LOL.

They are both ugly. Don't pick on the girl alone.

nellaluv:
9ice: Ok now Rugged,
from me to you now, read
my lips ho ha, it is not
Rugged that I am talking
to, and such things have
never transpired between
Ruggedman and my wife.
Allow the public to say
whatever they want to
say, we are not people,
we are stars and as
stars, people will talk
about us, do you
understand? But from me
to you, that thing has
never happened.

Ok, somebody tell me: What is 9ice feeling like? "We are not people, we are stars". Pele o, Mr Star. Musicians come and go, enjoy it while it lasts.

Susannaija, how come you don't have issues with Paul saying he prefers dark-skinned women? So it's ok to prefer dark-skinned women but it's not ok to prefer light-skinned women? That is very selfish.

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=436278.msg5991487#msg5991487 date=1272897607]na wa oh.

Nigerians have quickly identified the wedding gown as being from Pnina Tornai’s  2010 collection. These naija fashionistas sef. _{culled from bellenaija comments}

https://img35.imageshack.us/img35/3248/24557260.jpg

https://img688.imageshack.us/img688/1503/82229020.jpg[/quote]Nice one. I think she did well to adjust the dress to make it less revealing. Shows that she is a decent girl.

Hahaha! Tpia, are you looking to snatch someone who just got married? 

sweetguy10:
What's wrong with what I typed ? Any blunder(s) ? Correct me will ya , Or go and remove the b.r.a you wore on your face  Oponu

LOL. If you can't see anything wrong with what you typed, then I leave you to your ignorance. Surely it's beyond the scope of your pea-sized brain. Hehehehe! OLODO.

NONE OF THE ABOVE
I'm surprised about P-Square though, since they claim to be graduates of University of Abuja!

Armed Robbery.

sweetguy10:
Rugged man is a ratarded dumbd a.s.s F.o.o.l , Ain't he a celebrity ? Imagine the way he is embarrassing himself on a public forum ,every thing he said clearly indicates how guilty he is feeling. His diction is poor , writes like a baby . No wonder Mode9 said that he is Intellectually myopic , useless thing

From what you typed up here, I don't see how your 'diction' or 'writing' is better than his. Remove the log. I'm not defending him though.

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=436278.msg5954770#msg5954770 date=1272299742]its a question of culture shock.

You may not know what obtains in other cultures besides your own.

ie you probably arent familiar with weddings or social events of places you dont relate to.[/quote]Haha! In other words, she has seen too much of her fellow paupers' weddings. The same 'pauper' word she hasn't seen since Primary Two due to yet another reason closely related to what you stated above.