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Sports / Re: Unai Emery Set To Be Appointed New Arsenal Manager Replacing Arsene Wenger by Ljboy(m): 11:51pm On May 21, 2018
skillz121:
1 tot arsenal playas were d dullest ln flnls#ln9, t#en l met d board...lt was V1era, Lu1s Enr1que, Alle9r1, Tuc#el, Low, Arteta & now Emery w#o knows 2moro l may b d fav to land dls job....dls takln9 lon9er dan d 2018 bu9det.

what is this one saying for heaven's sake??
just SMH

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Crime / Re: 58-Year-Old Man Defiles 12-Year-Old Girl In Edo State (Photos) by Ljboy(m): 11:05pm On May 18, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

See the second and third pictures.
Never seen a set of women pay such rapt attention.

Walahi women love sex but their problem is that they pretend alot. I'm sure a number of them wish it was their borehole that he drilled.

rapist spotted

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Crime / Re: Policeman Insults Okada Man For Giving Him N100 (Video) by Ljboy(m): 12:33pm On Dec 14, 2017
use-less police man... this is what they know how to do best... if the oga man resist now he will be in d grave sooner than he expects... mteeeww

yeye malam

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Romance / Re: Somalian Mother Of 4 Shares Her Nude Photo, Talks About Body Insecurities by Ljboy(m): 8:21am On Dec 01, 2017
wahrizdiz?

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Sports / Re: Mikel, Neymar, Ronaldo & Iniesta Welcome Teams To Russia (Video) by Ljboy(m): 8:01am On Dec 01, 2017
miqos03:
go where?
go back home
Politics / Re: PHOTOS: Released Chibok Girls’ Parents Arrive In Abuja by Ljboy(m): 9:09pm On May 20, 2017
metronaija2:
Parents of the Eighty-two Chibok schoolgirls who were released after being held for more than three years by Boko Haram have arrived in Abuja to reunite with their children.

http://www.metronaija.com/2017/05/photos-released-chibok-girls-parents.html

but y serve dem with plastic plates like beggers from kano?
Celebrities / Re: Hushpuppi Shades Oge Okoye And Kcee by Ljboy(m): 12:04pm On May 15, 2017
nuelzy:
savage grin grin


bt shaaa...dey fit still crop out ur passport

hahahaha for real dude
nuelzy:
savage grin grin


bt shaaa...dey fit still crop out ur passport

hahahaha for real dude
nuelzy:
savage grin grin


bt shaaa...dey fit still crop out ur passport

hahahaha for real dude
Literature / Re: Chimamanda Adichie's Vogue Recent Interview by Ljboy(m): 12:32pm On Mar 18, 2015
iphanyiuma:
how does this resolve the issue of less power supply

Gosh!!! I hate jambites on nairaland
Seun do something plsssss

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Fashion / Re: Checkout This Man Wearing Barcelona Agbada...as A Fan Can You Wear It? by Ljboy(m): 12:26pm On Mar 18, 2015
The hair style tho grin

Balloteli need see dis hair style, I swr he'll decamp frm anfield to camp nou
Events / Re: (PIC) - Is This The New Trend On Wedding Day? by Ljboy(m): 12:21pm On Mar 18, 2015
Hehehe the mumu man dey api while d best man 4 d back dey shocked.. Cux 4 d bst man mind na say, "wait mk una do 6mths 2geda, she go dey beat u blue black since she gt power to tk carry u after she don dance tire"

GEJ to be blamed sha
Politics / Re: See This APC Advert About FFK on Vanguard(picture) by Ljboy(m): 12:16pm On Mar 18, 2015
Wht's d date b4 APC will go mute forever May wht sef??


Mtcheeeeeeew
If dem like mk dem use PEG as d advert link, na GEJ na gt dah seat till 2019.. Bros GEJ, free ur mind, sitdwn well insyd aso rock, noting do u!!

#In T'pains voice
ALL YOU DO IS WIN WIN WIN NO MATTER WHAT grin
Sports / Re: I Am A Die-hard Fan Of Jonathan' - Sprinter Blessing Okagbare Says by Ljboy(m): 12:07pm On Mar 18, 2015
trippy:
She should have stated that she was a die hard fan before now. This statement sounds very different from what she said the first time,

Ok.. Buh she doesn't even want to follow ur idea now!! Its her life n her choice to mk.. Freedom of speech anytime any day!!!
Sports / Re: I Am A Die-hard Fan Of Jonathan' - Sprinter Blessing Okagbare Says by Ljboy(m): 12:04pm On Mar 18, 2015
paBuhari:

How come me way no get certificate know Blessing Okagbare more than you?
She's Nijeriya's lamba one sprinter.

U no go kill me wit laff... U'v ansad dah cattle rearer well jhoor! #neveragain
Sports / Re: I Am A Die-hard Fan Of Jonathan' - Sprinter Blessing Okagbare Says by Ljboy(m): 11:58am On Mar 18, 2015
Jonathan's Children Have Being
Moved To
London For Studies and
Residence while
Developing Their Career and
living In Affluence.....
*Atiku Abubakar Children Are
Abroad Schooling....
*Tinubu's Children Are Abroad
Schooling and
Living in Affluence,
They Are All Developing and
Investing In their
Children To Continue To Rule Us
After They Are
Gone.....
You are there As A Jobless
Graduate Wearing APC
and PDP Customized Vest and
Polo, Chanting
"Change" Holding Brooms and
Carrying Umbrellas
Chanting "Transformation" Killing
Yourself,
Fomenting Trouble and
Constituting Nuisance to
the Society because of Peanuts
that can't make
you a better person......
Even If You Have No Paying Jobs,
Why Not Do
Apprentice Or learn a Skill that
will make You
more Productive today in the
Society. Why Not Do
Volunteering Jobs Instead Of
Looking For Big Pay
Jobs!!!!
Stop Being A Disgrace To Your
Discipline, Stop
Wearing APC Vest and Carrying
PDP Umbrellas
Because That is the Wish of
Politicians For You...
They Know If You have a Good
Job, They Can't
Use You As A Thug /
Propagandist.
If Buhari will Not Bring All His Ten
Children To the
Street For Campaign and
Jonathan Will not Bring
his Children and Blood Brothers
To The Street For
Campaign, Then You are a
Disgrace To Your
Family If You Don't Stop
Masquerading Yourself
As PDP and APC Agents, Because
Up Till Now, I
have Never Seen Buhari 's
Children and
Jonathan's Children On The Street
Wearing APC
Vest and Holding Brooms,
Neither Have I seen
Jonathan's Children Carrying The
PDP Umbrella
Even On Social Media Let Alone In
the Street....
A Word Is Enough For The Wise..

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Education / Re: High Rate Of 200 And Above In This Year's Jamb by Ljboy(m): 4:28pm On Mar 16, 2015
hausadreturn:
dude! When i say so, i say so b'cos i know so.
>
Understand first that there's something called a merit list and then supplementary (aka 2nd) list.

>
U know quite well that in some schools, noone's name is actually guaranteed to be on the 2nd list unless u've got long legs. But if u meet the merit list cutoff, it's automatic.
>
Take for instance u want to study Medicine or Law in some schools where cut off marks can be as high as 291, 271, 295, 273, etc. Once u get 249 in jamb, u must always get more than 300 in postume to reach d cutoff mark.
Do the maths.
>
(u might not really understand what's going on if u dont understand some school's system of admission.
- ''some school's just raise d bar to see who'll get there'' Frank Edoho)

Please specify the names of such schools
Politics / Re: Nigerian Troops Clear Boko Haram Members From Goniri, Yobe State (Photos) by Ljboy(m): 3:37pm On Mar 16, 2015
oluface:
All Thanks To Almighty Allah for making it possible for Our Military to over power the blood sucking terrorist. #Never Again Shall Any Bloody Terrorist terrorize my Dear Country Nigeria.
All the same.
Sai Baba
Sai Buhari
[size=20pt]IF I NO VOTE FOR BUHARI MAKE THUNDER STRIKE ME TO DEATH... I PROMISE TO DELIVER ALL THE TRICYCLE RIDER IN THE WHOLE OF LAGOS MAINLAND TO BUHARI.. HERE COMES MARCH 28 [/size]

Aboki calm down.. With time we go wipe all of una comot frm lagos cux una wahala 2much.. Small tin una don dey swear dey add death 4 insyd... Must u guys go voilent jux to convey a simple message

If u like die while casting ur vote to Buhari, who cares? Or do u also av a virgin waitin 4 u in hell? Cux its Goodluck till all d virgins come dwn to start f*cking u guys here on earth!!

God bless Goodluck
God bless Nigeria!!
Romance / Re: Reasons Why You Should Take Her Swimming Oj The First Date. by Ljboy(m): 11:54pm On Mar 14, 2015
ERCROSS:


Sisterly..
Ur joke dry pass sahara desert...


angry

Asin I don try laff buh d tin no gree me laff... Wic level sista?
Politics / Re: Owl Appears In Delta Government House (picture) by Ljboy(m): 11:57am On Mar 14, 2015
Nigerians and their over hype!!!

Bird jux dey fly e own come tire, na e mistakenly rest 4 d office, shikena ooo, dem don carry am as evil spirit come beat(flog) am till e die! Chaiii supersticious believe no go kill africa man! If na jand, d woman go carry d owl go house go train am!...

GEJ to be blaimed sha grin
Crime / Re: Robbery Attack At Lekki: How The Bandits Struck by Ljboy(m): 11:52am On Mar 14, 2015
Brandnew2:
How come writer uses the word "felled" as if they were a tree.. S.m.h. cool

Standing close to you.. Shuld incase it falls grin
Politics / Re: Fashola Mocked On Twitter For Blaming GEJ Over Lekki Robbery With #fasholajoker by Ljboy(m): 9:03am On Mar 14, 2015
BRAV0O:
All d posters above reason with their anus lately ^^ I pity dis generation if y'll cannot comprehend dat fash' not just playing blame game here but says d bitter truth cheesy wake up to realities guys gej's a traitor

Exactly.. He's a traitor cux last week we had a deal dah I'll flex him at a bar close 2 madam drink well tarvan, and he didint show up saying he had national matters to attend to, so I had 2 spend all d bar on doz useless drunkards... Mehn GEJ MUST GO hahaha

#fasholajokers






Politics / Re: Fashola Mocked On Twitter For Blaming GEJ Over Lekki Robbery With #fasholajoker by Ljboy(m): 8:59am On Mar 14, 2015
I ate 3 plates of iya basira beans n dodo n now am visiting the toilet 10times in 20minutes... Aaaah I blame GEJ sha #fashiolajokers

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Cote D'ivoire AYC 2015 (2 - 2) On 14th March, 2015 by Ljboy(m): 8:53am On Mar 14, 2015
C'mon future super eagles...

The time though...
Arsenal vs Fulham 5:00pm
Celebrities / Re: Timaya & His Givenchy Shoe & Bag Caused A Stir At An Airport (photo) by Ljboy(m): 8:43am On Mar 14, 2015
Same tin apund 2 me at MM airport... Dey coudnt stp staring dah I almost fell dwn sef

Wen I calculated my worth, it was abt 370k, so I was wondering wah exactly did dey c dah made dem kpt staring!

I no dey like all dis tinz jhooor
Politics / Re: Some Chadian Troops Remarkably Resemble Boko Haram (photos) by Ljboy(m): 8:37am On Mar 14, 2015
Dis guys looks B_Hish ooo
Politics / Re: Power Supply To Worsen In The Coming Days by Ljboy(m): 11:41am On Mar 13, 2015
APC I smell conspiracy!!!


#GEJ till 2000 and forever

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Jokes Etc / Re: Photo Of The Day: He's Lifting Up His 'holy' Hands In Church by Ljboy(m): 11:02am On Mar 13, 2015
Hehehehe
The broda be like "God c my hand oo, remove doz black spot frm d fingers so dah my enemies go shame n embassy go release my visa on claims say I be german" hehehe

Its well o

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Travel / Re: Wait, What? This Is A Seat On An Arik Plane? (photo) by Ljboy(m): 10:41am On Mar 12, 2015
Hahahaha naija wic level?
Family / Re: Pastor Snatch Another Pastors Wife by Ljboy(m): 10:36am On Mar 12, 2015
Pastors doesn't mean men of God... Its a name obtained here on earth.. So pls Admin stop over hyping the PASTOR tin!

The man sef na human being

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Would You Take Up This Offer If You Were In My Position? by Ljboy(m): 10:25am On Mar 12, 2015
Only if Abacha hadn't thrown out the foriegners away we would had been living a better life.. Compare south africa to dis con3 den u'all will knw wah I mean...

Meanwhile, one cannot kill himsef bcux of enslaved job, weigh d job properly, if It pays well den consider it buh if otherwise,my broda run 4 ur dear life. The idians n asians doesn't mean us well..

If u tink am lying, ask emeka n chukwudi abt master lee and master wong
Crime / Re: Kidnappers Arrested In Oyo Town (picture) by Ljboy(m): 9:13am On Mar 12, 2015
PTAwal:
see them. like people from a remote village called Otueke grin

I wonder wen u'll grow up!!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs PSG UCL (2 - 2) On 11th March 2015 by Ljboy(m): 11:40pm On Mar 11, 2015
Hehehehehe... I was wondering if I would see mourinho doing dah weird celebration!... My Guy just locked up!! Hehe kudus to Thiago n Luis

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Monaco: UCL (1 - 3) On 25th February 2015 by Ljboy(m): 11:05pm On Feb 25, 2015
Arsene wenger is really though to convince! Is he caused?

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