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Rap BattlesRe: +++**opinions: Let's Bury The Hatchet**+++ by llaykorn: 8:13pm On Oct 14, 2015
Mikuz, Airmark, abeg help delete that idiot's comments.
Rap BattlesRe: +++**opinions: Let's Bury The Hatchet**+++ by llaykorn:
Kr0ne, when I first stumbled on this section early this year, I was astonished at the level of bad blood and malignancy I met, so I dropped a few lines in the chatroom for an assignment DarkRebel gave me while he was teaching me what multi-syllablic rhymes were. In the lines, I tried to juxtapose between the Poems For Review and the Rap section and I remember some of the members here quoting my wack verse, trying to explain to me the differences that exist between rappers and poets. I believed them- that all the enmity was normal.

However, as I spent more time in the section, it started to dawn on me, some of the most intricate facts that surrounded the mechanisms of how the most vicious of all the bad bloods started and continued to survive. It was only after then that I realized that the effort it would need to maintain an enmity-free section is just - amazingly - a half of what is needed to maintain one that is all riddled with the horrid infernos of vain gainless venoms. Well, that is good news, isn't it? Then, where is all the bad blood coming from?

For people like me who had our first battles here when we were still oblivious of what a punchline was. For people like me, who had our first battles here when we still couldn't understand what the 'Flow' criterion meant, we owe almost nothing to the problems we have now. Well, but for the other set of people who came here when they had been winning street battles or had been kings somewhere of facebook or even 2go, they owe almost all to the problems we have, for the source of all our problems is God-complex.

If not, why should a member label someone 'hater' just for some random fact they gave them the 'L' in a battle everyone else gave them the 'W'? Why should a member not be able to notify some other member of a wrongdoing without doing it with adding a tone of insult, whether it be directly or not? Take a look at what happened between Emaprince and some other member on the Greek Gods cypher thread. I almost puked at one of the members' behavior. Or what happened between Ibime and some other member just a few days ago. If not, what would it take us to just accord some respect to each other? Is it that exciting to keep abusing the 'facelessness' of this medium to explore and dig into the insolence we can't try in the 'real' world because it has so much frowned upon it so we just can't muster up enough guts to do it there?

Or kr0ne, how logical do you think it is to just start hating on a collection of letters for no reason? To all those who keep singing the lines of: "they are hating on me" to justify their insolence and utterly rash behaviors, tell me! Because you're good? There is a fact: No matter how good you are at something, if you are humble enough, none will hate on you! So, there is utterly no justification for the rash behaviors of some members of this forum, except for what I pointed out earlier: God complex.

Then, there's this thing about people whom insolent remarks are directed to, or are victims of some other folks' rash behavior: they react the same way, and that's quite natural. It takes a whole lot of self-control break that cycle nature is always eager to complete, but if half the members of this section can attain that level of self-control, and the other half are the insolent folks who are damm excited at the chance of exploration Nairaland awarded them, this section would be as lovely as the Family or the Literature section.

Someone might then ask: when the section gets lovely and peaceful, what then happens to the 'spirit of competition'? And, I'll say that they have absolutely nothing to do with each other: they aren't in any dammed way related. I've spent years being a member of sport teams where the athletes maintain the best of relationships but are always some of the wildest beasts when competing against each other.

#MyOneKobo
Poems For ReviewRe: Colours Of Truth - A Book Of My Versed Thoughts by llaykorn: 3:24pm On Oct 14, 2015

Heartbreak is a curse
Lock your heart and seal your soul
Face this world alone
Poems For ReviewHumor: Hell Hath No Fury. by llaykorn(op): 3:16pm On Oct 14, 2015
Patrick was extremely ill,
There was something he'd not been told;
Bed ridden for the past three months,
And still not very old.

'Am i dreaming?' he thought,
What's that gorgeous smell?
His wife was obviously baking,
'That's cakes, I can always tell'.

He fell, plop , out of bed,
Crawled painfully to the top-most stair;
Each one taken on his bottom,
For a cake he didn't care.

At last he was on level ground,
The pain was quite intense;
But a freshly cooked favourite,
Was sure to recompense.

He eventually reached the kitchen,
Albeit in dire straits;
His hand reached up to the table edge,
To the many cakes on plates.

A spatula struck his knuckles,
'What the hell, for goodness sake';
Get you thieving hands off my cakes,
I've baked them for your wake."

-Laykorn
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Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by llaykorn: 2:55pm On Oct 14, 2015
kleppur:
Can explain what you meant in these bars?


Rebel: an impostor who claims to have all the dough/ like Samuel Peter against Floyd..he won't take all the blows..

did samuel peter fight floyd?

.Chelsea FC/ cos my 'play are killers'..... Indians versus Okpwaraji

What do you mean by indians versus Okwaraji?

Thank you.
The first one is only an assumed situation. The second one is a reference to the old tale of how the late hero died.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by llaykorn: 10:31am On Oct 14, 2015
Obesemf, you just dey spam thread for there. grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by llaykorn: 8:38am On Oct 14, 2015
darkenedrebel:
the two threads i created close by 12pm. there's no time for dragginess.im sure most of those tagged have seen it. normally first to rack up to 5 votes wins
Mr Darkendrebel, my battle with you is not closed until 8:30pm today. Goodbye!



And, who typed this for you?

Rap BattlesRe: ++++who Got It?++++ St3v3nr3x Vs Captawesome by llaykorn: 7:54am On Oct 14, 2015
MVGT - CaptAwesome
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by llaykorn:
Darkenedrebel, leave the battle open for 24 hours...
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by llaykorn: 9:21pm On Oct 13, 2015
obainojazz:
let's also eat together, shiit together and sleep on same bed together huh ....post...I've copied my verse, I'll post immediately I see mine
Mad man. grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by llaykorn: 8:54pm On Oct 13, 2015
MuhdG:
I'll bite his groins until the boy begs/ Teddy twice, Bruce once, Lime rick too, the disgrace didn't stop there/ he battled mik uz and GI YAZZ, he lost yet/ Rebel must be a Calabar dog...he gets killed by non-vets


Llaykorn I see u!!!
LOL. grin
Rap BattlesRe: ¤¤¤¤DarkRebel Vs Laykorn¤¤¤¤ by llaykorn:
I'll burn from Rebel's toes up to his heads...that's haphazard/then give death in the watch the of the fäg's dad/ put a mirror behind his fam to make them 'see rear'/ so when I spray 'chemical weapons' for 'Rebel', they can call me 'Bashar Assad'...

Rebel is the impostor, the gay and the snitch/ he created toybean for 10k while he claims he be rich/ he created sharonnn to taost him like he was felt by the bïtch/ if it were a Yoruba movie, Rebel would be 'Jelili'......the nigga who acts the bÏtch

I'll bite his groins until the boy begs/ Teddy twice, Bruce once, Limerick too, the disgrace didn't stop there/ he battled mikuz and GIYAZZ, he lost yet/ Rebel must be a Calabar dog...he gets killed by non-vets

We saw Bis end his career, t'wasn't funny/ turned him into a lunatic, finished him like epa and boli/ "If Ibime disses my father again...I'll commit suicide and dance shoki'/ then we saw 'Bis' all over dark....he was a pot of honey

Rebel: one who creates accounts to like his posts/ Rebel: one who bars a hundred people from casting votes/ Rebel: one who post people's pictures and claim it's his own/ Rebel: one who was 'banished from his home'/ so he claims to be independent; that he lives alone'/ Dark must be a 'rètarded son'....if he's a 'disgrace' to his folks

Rebel: an impostor who claims to have all the dough/ like Samuel Peter against Floyd..he won't take all the blows/ I'll bury him and wait to see a stupid fake tree grow/ to check how true it is.....that we reap what we sow

Rebel's a can of coke...my opener left him empty/ my punches stuck bars in the ape's mouth...Gorilla MC/ Rebel's going down...Chelsea FC/ cos my 'play are killers'..... Indians versus Okpwaraji....

Rebel thinks he can get girls by spending time in the gym/ but his muscle won't do the job cos he lacks all the wit/ if he doesn't Work on his brain...even ashawo no go fúck Gbadebo the prince..../ hehe..see they way I put an end to 'Dark'....like the Buhari regime
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by llaykorn: 8:18pm On Oct 13, 2015
darkenedrebel:
llaykorn ..it's time. .go post
I checked first. smiley
Rap BattlesRe: ¤¤¤¤DarkRebel Vs Laykorn¤¤¤¤ by llaykorn: 6:26pm On Oct 13, 2015
Checks angry
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by llaykorn: 5:30pm On Oct 13, 2015
darkenedrebel:
llaykorn I'm creating the thread now.. We post by 6pm. .get ready. .. I got a tourney match on Monday & don't like distractions
You saw my message didn't you? Rebel, I can't post anything before 8pm. You can post your verse at 6pm; I'll come with mine when I'm done.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by llaykorn: 10:27am On Oct 13, 2015
Darkenedrebel, abeg can we shift our deadline to 9:30pm?
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by llaykorn: 9:46am On Oct 13, 2015
coogar:
no, it's not.
typo itself means error.

so you either type "typographical error" or typo! nothing like typo error. that's just horribly wrong!

take it from me - i have written for chief execs and prime ministers.
You're correct. LOL
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by llaykorn: 9:38am On Oct 13, 2015
RomanceRe: Enough Of This Gender Equality Hullabaloo by llaykorn: 9:34am On Oct 13, 2015
tosyne2much:
The OP is damn right


No matter how we embellish the truth, it will never change the fact that the distinction between men and women, is not something can be at par. This is because men brains are wired differently, hence, making us better than them virtually in everything


Feminism is bullshiit to me until I see women fighting war
Tosin, is the emboldened a typographical error?
HealthRe: Nigerian Transgender Stephanie Rose Now Has A Vagina by llaykorn: 9:23am On Oct 13, 2015
joseph1832:
And what in gods name made you brand him an atheist? Dude is here ranting about killing and you brand him a atheist? Come on bro!.
No, sir, I didn't brand him an atheist. I only asked out of curiosity. You know, he doesn't sound so real to me; he sounds like he's full of sarcasm. An atheist might put up an act like that demonize religion, you know.
HealthRe: Nigerian Transgender Stephanie Rose Now Has A Vagina by llaykorn: 8:39am On Oct 13, 2015
OkparaJesus:
Rubbish... Charge me to court for what reason.!!!!! I did it intentionally and am proud of it. I don't bloody care what happens am just LGBTPHOBIC. Firstly I couldn't near him because of the fear. Secondly I pretended to be of helping hand and allowed him bleed to death. Thirdly I needed to end his miserable life because he will infect others with his disease if he lives. Fourthly I carried out God's work which says in the book of Levt..that gays should be killed. 5thly I will do it again, again, and again.
Are you another atheist on a quest to demonize religion?
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by llaykorn: 9:07pm On Oct 12, 2015
danbrowndmf:
Yes wanna do more.cheesy
I'll add two stanzas in the same format, and you go again. smiley
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by llaykorn: 9:00pm On Oct 12, 2015
danbrowndmf:
shey u'v been ignoring my mentions tori pe mi o ni obo bi laveda ati mhizkel.sad





hwfa u?
You saw what i did with what u gave me lastnight.cheesy?
Haha. I didn't ignore; I hadn't been online. Yeah, I saw what you did with it. It was awesome, really, for a first try. Wanna do more? smiley
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by llaykorn: 8:31pm On Oct 12, 2015
darkenedrebel:
You are dead son.
Like sexing a BBW - you are getting fücked up big time. . grin
Have you finished writing your will? And, the carpenter making your coffin, have you called him? Your name ain't gonna be crossed off the death-row list if Bis and Coog collaborate to write your bars. cool
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by llaykorn: 8:20pm On Oct 12, 2015
MuhdG:
Noo. Ah no go bet anything.

I just need to know ur size so that i'll know the size of bodybag to buy
Send Rebel a mail; he'll tell you his height. smiley
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by llaykorn: 8:14pm On Oct 12, 2015
MuhdG:
U battling dark??


Rip bruh!
You wanna stake?

ODDS: 1 - 1,000,000,000 grin
RomanceRe: HE Slept With A Female Lecturer To Get A In A 7unit Course In School, "Judge! by llaykorn: 8:11pm On Oct 12, 2015
Fantazia, just work on your grammar. You have a good story. cool
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by llaykorn: 8:08pm On Oct 12, 2015
Danbrowndmf, where are you? grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by llaykorn: 7:09pm On Oct 12, 2015
darkenedrebel:
Llaykorn.. Tomorrow by 12pm. Don't forget
smiley
RomanceRe: 10 Things Broke Guys Normally Use To Entertain Female Visitors by llaykorn: 11:01pm On Oct 11, 2015
MISSCONGENIALITY:
Bread and carrot grin
Carrot? cool
PoliticsRe: Petrol Price Is Now 74 Naira Per Litre? by llaykorn: 10:37pm On Oct 11, 2015
teadrake:
It is so unfortunate that a citizen of this country could spelt this kinda trash.
Where were you when Fuel was sold at N200-300 per liter during GEJ era?
Only a fool will ascribe this kind of positive development to GEJ failed transformation agenda.Better wake up from your slumber before is too late
LOL. He was just being sarcastic, actually.

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