₦airaland Forum

Opener: TIE

Flow: Mikuz

Rhymes: Rebel

Personals: Mikuz

Punchlines: Mikuz

Sims/Mets: Mikuz

Wordplay: Rebel

Closer: Mikuz

MVGT - Mikuz

macof:
Why don't Americans speak English the British way?

Inferiority complex oshi. .u are shamelessly trying to defend such disgusting act

Americans won't speak English with a British accent because citizens of both countries are native speakers of the English Language.

Who is even speaking with a Nigerian accent? The Yoruba man who pronounces 'the chair' as 'di sheer' or the Igbo man who pronounces 'flat' and 'frat' the same way? Well, maybe it's the Hausa man who pronounces 'pee' as 'fee' and 'fee' as 'pee'

What's a Nigerian accent? Tell me.

We know what an American accent is, and we know what a British accent is. Then, we know what an Irish accent is, and we can notice the differences between them. Tell me, what is the difference between a Nigerian and an American accent?

Nigerian - American (flat - frat) (the - d) (chair - sheer) (fee - pee) ? This your Nigerian accent thing is nothing but a joke! Sit down, take some time away from your gadgets, and THINK!

Any accent of the English language which is influenced by local languages of the speakers is not an acceptable one. The language of Ireland is English, and so is America and Britain.

A Ghanaian man who pronounces 'fork' as 'feck' and 'but' as 'bet' as it is pronounced in the Ghanaian accent English would be none but a subscriber to inferiority complex if he tries to learn to pronounce the correct way - in your opinion?

I don't think you should reply this if you're only going to show the world how much of a cyber bully you are than a logical debator, just like you just did above.

darkenedrebel:
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Wow! This is something else. Hehe

This is a very nice piece, Teempakguy; it takes me back to my childhood days. Daddy used to barb his own hair while we were kids and he would place one mirror behind him and the other in front of him. In that way, he could see the back of his head from the mirror in front of him. One day, I went into his bathroom and stood between the two mirrors and I was quite fascinated to realize that as the mirror in front of me reflected what was on the mirror behind me, the mirror behind me was also reflecting what was reflected on the mirror in front of me. It didn't stop there. The mirror in front of me again was reflecting what the mirror behind me was reflecting of it. Then, it didn't even stop there. I tried over for some days to count how many of the reflections the mirrors showed, but they always got too tiny for my little eyes to see. Hehe

The number of reflections on Daddy's mirrors was definitely infinite....

texanomaly:

You would have made my list too. Sincerely!

Donifez, Adanna28, kr0ne, and JigsawKillah too would have.

Mogidi:
SADIQ HONO: Popularly known as Muhammadu Buhari.

What you will put in your mouth has stripped away from you, the dignity that makes a man. Your common sense - sad enough - has been stripped off too.

NinaNigeria:
Honey m sure yo momma once said u down told u dat love is a beautiful thing, and everyone has deir soulmate. Bt sometimes it takes just a little bit longer to get our soulmate. And before u meet dat princes, there is bound to be some silly frogs which will come yo way first. Now my love, to me it sounds like dat girl is one of those frogs and u need to keep yo distance from her. Dnt dump her, dnt call her and dnt say nothing. Just dnt ever contact her, coz she clearly thinks she can toy wit yo love. U wil get a good girl my love. Dnt worry. Not all girls r like her. I guarantee u dat there is a sweet girl out there looking for a darling boy like u

Frogs..... LMAO

OlufemiOAP:
Hey Guys
Pls there is This girl I have been crushing on for a very
Long time .Due to my shyness I kept crushing on for about a year .But as time went by ,I summoned Courage to Ask her outTo my amazement, She told me she already has her guy .
I still kept on persuading her .But to cut the story short. She later said Yes to me .But ever since then she has been acting really funny .Anytime I cal,l her all she will say on phone is just "ok" "nothing" To Proof to you check our chat below

Olu, every one of those messages you send decrease her interest in you - if she had any - by some value. It's direct proportion; you thought it was inverse and that's where you got it all wrong. Women don't want men that are needy; they want men that are a bit of a challenge to own, you know what I mean? They want a man they can work for; they lose interest when you make things too easy for them.

Sincerely, I don't think the girl is into you. Besides, she had told you earlier that she had a boyfriend. Did she break-up with the boy for you? If she didn't then you're a side-chick bro, and only a few things in this calamitous world is worse than being a male side-chick. I'm a shy person too, and I know that crazy urge that overshadows the sight of every shy dude to hold on to the one we can find because we're scared we might never find another one, but I'll tell you that you still haven't found one yet and that not being in a relationship at all is better than being in one of this type.

And there's one big reason you shouldn't be in this relationship, and it's probably the biggest: a girl who can't show some appreciation when you do things for her is not deserving of your heart, bro.

pretydiva:
Even when d handwriting is boldly written on d wall..common sense dey say isn't common.

Op if u ve an iota of sense left in u,pls use it asap

Someone came here for help and all your fingers can type is 'common sense isn't common'? Sure it isn't; I just noticed.

Read what you wrote again.

MrCork:
.....quit uor labrodanistick hommebase village gyal lagos atitude or u will never find man on nairraland...eeeeedot!!!(no ofeeense)

With this your big big Engriishs, the girl half alredyy vex you o.

captainflash:
is it a new tin to u?

I believe you when no else does.

Oahray:
bros speak for yourself o.

Hahahahahahahahahahah.

abat4real37:
what's is wrong with you, if you are a true chelses fan you shouldn't be ashamed of them

It's not Chelses; it's Chelshit!

moshino:
Chelsea Fc is double-ashamed of you! If you're ashamed to be a Chelsea fan because they're having difficulties now, then you have NO idea what being a fan means. And what does that say about you as a person, so when your friends and family members experience bad periods, you'll deny them 2. You're basically a fare-weather person, a flawed individual without character, only there when the going is hgood! Chelsea FC and their real fans DO NOT need you, find another team/current league leaders and support,goodriddance to stinking rubbish! Real fans will swim and sink with their team/Chelsea!

So little wonder your name sounds like 'Mourinho'. Yuck!

This brawl is a nice one; a funny one at the same time because both of the battlers came out with two schemes I had stored in my Memopad. I think I need to install a password.

If to say I done post am for FFR now, I go just jump here dey call una two biters. Lol

Rhyme: TIE

Punches: Rebel

Personals: Obainojazz

Flow: TIE

Sims/Mets: Rebel

Wordplay: Rebel

Opener: Rebel

Closer: TIE

MVGT: Rebel

Rebel, your bars are more interesting now; you know what you did to 'em.

And Obainojazz, your personals were stinging, bro.

Cool brawl!

sinizia:
An insult doesn't have to have invectives before it becomes one. Your 'polite' accusation was insultive to me and I didn't like it one bit. Let's ignore the fact that we both follow each other and hence you'd be privy to my posts with that kid and know I rejected his voting on the battle/the bad blood between us. After we dropped, I woke up this morning to see the kid with his trashy opinion. I quoted him reminding him he's not allowed to vote and asked Mikuz to ban him for derailing. We went a lil bit of back-and-forth and I saw you viewing all those while, reading our comments. You didn't complain then. Now in the afternoon, I logged in to see your hypocritical complaint after you saw that our battle was TIED. I mean, why did it take you that long to make your complaint? Why didn't say something in the morning after reading my posts? Now it was tied, you suddenly bring up your hypocritical complaint?


I'm no kid. I know BS when I see one and I call it a BS!! I dislike that cunning attitude you put up and hence why I had to call you out and 'politely' took shot at you by telling you it adds nothing to my account. I don't need the W, I'm here to enjoy text-battling, build up my knowledge and improve on my writtens in case I want to engage in the art. You can take the W, I'm okay with critics I've read so far. Peace.

I didn't see your back-and-forths; you might have found my account viewing - if it wasn't an optical illusion - but I definitely wasn't viewing. (Maybe _Seun needs to do something about his malfunctioning systems). I got to the thread to meet lines of deleted comments. I knew not of a prior feud with _Captainflash also.

So you can imagine what it looks like when a 'random' voter votes and your opponent just jumps out from nowhere to say their vote is null. If you had been in my situation - knowing not of an earlier ban - you sure wouldn't have kept quiet, would you?

Abeg, go count votes and close thread jare! Abi you wan do am oga mikuz style?

sinizia:
I didn't even tagged the kiddo and already told him he's not wanted in brawl before the pest went ahead to vote. If Corn needs the W, he can have it. I do this for fun, it doesn't add a dime to my account.

Hehe. I was as polite as I could be with you, Sin, and I raised not further objections when Rebel told me you banned him from voting priot to our brawl. So what's all this 'If Corn needs the win' talk about? Na me the win go add to my account?