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Politics › Re: Saraki In The Dock At Code Of Conduct Tribunal — LIVE UPDATES by llaykorn: 12:23pm On Sep 22, 2015

Samyj247:
wat channel showed it swty

TVC News

Politics › Re: Saraki In The Dock At Code Of Conduct Tribunal — LIVE UPDATES by llaykorn: 12:22pm On Sep 22, 2015

Sir Rakky wants to cry.... grin

Politics › Re: 5,000 Soldiers Involved In Fight Against Boko Haram Get Promotion by llaykorn: 10:54pm On Sep 21, 2015

MichaelSokoto:
All ye wailerz, arth thou see-eth diz goodnews dat cometh under Sai Baba?
What ath thou sayeth now? that Bubu's body language showeth & thy soldiers morale high-eth?

Gerrara hia all ye wailerz of little shildren faith!

Crazy...

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Poems For Review › Re: The Lady Of The Night. by llaykorn: 10:23pm On Sep 21, 2015

joseph1832:
Catch am back.

The lady no 'cuss' you. She was just telling you she was hungry. E no good make person no hear language ooo cheesy

Yea all thanks to Ishilove, and frankly, that's where it belongs. I owe ishi a screw sorry a hug. LOL.

Very soon, we shall crown you KMP. Izz too much.

King Of Mature Poetry cheesy

Poems For Review › Re: Six Word Poem Game... Who's In? by llaykorn(op): 10:00pm On Sep 21, 2015

timpaker:
The one
That causes
The others.

Then T's
Friend-
With All
Three. tongue

Poems For Review › Re: The Lady Of The Night. by llaykorn: 9:57pm On Sep 21, 2015

joseph1832:
Specialist at what Tim? LOL.

Why are you frowning?

I heard they moved your other poetry collection to the Sexuality section. cheesy

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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by llaykorn: 9:50pm On Sep 21, 2015

kinglahkay:
Lame talk bro
What kinda brain you get self
Infact how old is you

Somebody is getting killed on Monday, llaykorn going six feet on Tuesday

Hey, Layk. I sent you a PM...

Poems For Review › Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by llaykorn: 9:45pm On Sep 21, 2015

mizziee:
high!!!!
how y'all doing?
laykorn, how u dear?

Hi Mizzie! I'm doing great, and you?

Culture › Re: 5 Common Cases Of Colonial Mentality In Nigeria by llaykorn: 9:31pm On Sep 21, 2015

AllNaijaBlogger:
Why am I not surprised?

Isn't Laykorn an anglicized name?

Laykorn can be whatever you decide to call it and that still doesn't change the fact that it is moronic of anyone to claim that wanting to speak a language that isn't ours the way it is spoken by those who own it is a case of colonial mentality.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Ben Carson On US Muslim Presidency: "I Would Not Advocate That" by llaykorn: 7:55pm On Sep 21, 2015

Seun:
Ben Carson could have been the second black president of the US. He has a compelling life story and the humble, "not one of the bad ones" temperament that a black politician must have in order to get a lot of white votes. But his political skills are not up to the required level. I don't know why people like to enter politics from the top. You don't start politics by being elected president. You have to start small and acquire skills. I think Ben Carson truly believes that God wants him to run for the presidency straightaway, and that strong faith is his stumbling block.

You took this out of my mouth. That man isn't a politician; he has no idea how the game is played. He should continue splitting people's brains open to remove tumors; he's a better man doing that.

Poems For Review › Re: He Did Not Sing. by llaykorn(op): 7:22pm On Sep 21, 2015

mizziee:
nice nice not surprised.
what happened to our group?

Who are you, please?

Foreign Affairs › Re: Ben Carson On US Muslim Presidency: "I Would Not Advocate That" by llaykorn: 5:33pm On Sep 21, 2015*

SenseiX:
Ben Carson is running a close second behind frontrunner Donald Trump in the Republican presidential race and his base is mainly christian conservatives.

Sure! He'll have his born-again and Deeper Life brothers voting for him. cheesy

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Romance › Re: A 'runs Girl' Is In Love With Me: How Do I Send Her Away? by llaykorn: 5:30pm On Sep 21, 2015

FriedPlantain:
Ar u sayin u see nofin rong wen ppu abbrivte two letter words 2 u?

#Miss

Ar u syn u c nfin rng wn ppu abrvt 2 wds 2 ltr u? grin

Culture › Re: 5 Common Cases Of Colonial Mentality In Nigeria by llaykorn: 5:05pm On Sep 21, 2015

AllNaijaBlogger, I totally disagree with your first point. undecided

Poems For Review › Re: Six Word Poem Game... Who's In? by llaykorn(op): 4:30pm On Sep 21, 2015

timpaker:
I don't do all three... I do just one.

Let us
Guess which-
Three, sure? grin

Literature › Re: Etisalat Flash Fiction Contest 2015 Is Now Open by llaykorn: 9:26am On Sep 21, 2015

greeeneyes:
etisalat flash fiction competition for 2015 is on peeps.

Details?

Poems For Review › Re: The Rain Falls by llaykorn(op): 10:18pm On Sep 20, 2015

GidiQuotes:
Am A Legendary Poet In The Making
I can't let you win the noble prize without struggling for it......

Rudepen!

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Poems For Review › Re: The Rain Falls by llaykorn(op): 8:49pm On Sep 20, 2015

AlNelssyn:
Nice Nice

Thanks. Do you write, too?

Poems For Review › Re: The Rain Falls by llaykorn(op): 8:21pm On Sep 20, 2015

GidiQuotes:
for sure......
#OpBringBackMadPoetryToNL

Hahahahah. Tell me, who are you? tongue

Celebrities › Re: Malivelihood Gives Tuface Idibia N5,570,000 Wrist Watch As A Birthday Gift(pics) by llaykorn: 8:16pm On Sep 20, 2015

timpaker:
I belong to a forum that discusses and review watches so when I see outrageous price bn tagged on a watch worn by our celebs freaks me out.
My love for watches also tell on my wallet.

My love for watches started from my secondary school days but you don't wanna see my favourite collection; a Vintage digital Casio 1989 rubber strap model with acrylic glass, a 300metres piece good for diving and swimming. It barely get damaged.

I was almost done having you figured out. But with this, I know I have to start again from scrap; I got too many things wrong. embarassed

On your next birthday you'll get one from me as a gift

Ewwo!

Promise? You kuku know me. I will remind you if you forget tongue

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Poems For Review › Re: The Rain Falls by llaykorn(op): 8:13pm On Sep 20, 2015

GidiQuotes:
yeah I think my type of poetry is lyric.....and metaphoric

working on a chapbook
here to make nl hot with youyou

Hahah. Lyric poetry is cool. I want a copy of your chapbook when it's ready. You might want my ink in your chapbook too; it would be an honor. tongue

Poems For Review › Re: The Rain Falls by llaykorn(op): 6:55pm On Sep 20, 2015

GidiQuotes:
I don't want to see the sky cry but if it doesn't,there will be drought
when I see her pregnant I always think she slept with another man,that's my fault

when the sky flashes.. I check the picture ...I hope no one gets shot

Hahahha, witty! I love your sense of humor. Do you write?

Poems For Review › Re: Six Word Poem Game... Who's In? by llaykorn(op): 6:15pm On Sep 20, 2015

GODWINGODSON:
Rampaging mind
Confused eyes
Sanity Goodbye

Unfelt feelings-
Beckon
Cautious mind-
Reckon.

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Poems For Review › Re: Six Word Poem Game... Who's In? by llaykorn(op): 6:12pm On Sep 20, 2015

Divepen1:
I sighted
the sky,
I smiled.

Dark crying skies
Green lucious earth

Poems For Review › The Rain Falls by llaykorn(op): 6:08pm On Sep 20, 2015

The rain falls as infinite pearls,
Turning hair into tapeworms.
The sky flashes; a silent zoetrope,
And the air roars.

Feet squelch on malevolent paving stones, boiling cold.
Toes like slugs in old socks grow uncomfortably numb.
Spectacles become blindfolds.
Birds hide,
Spiders hide,
And cats and dogs hide from the downpour.

Soggy-limbed people run like idiots.
The sky flashes, an infinite camera,
Turning people into silent zoetropes,
Turning streets into silent zoetropes,
And the air roars.

Beautiful marbles thrown from an endless grey canvas,
Smash upon the floor;
Angry little dancers,
Exploding, assimilating,
Then slipping down the cracks.

Children laugh,
In the relentless, magnificent, benevolent rain.

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Family › Re: When Your Nanny/househelp Suddenly Becomes An Ally To The Neighbours! by llaykorn: 4:06pm On Sep 20, 2015

johnsonjosbles:
U need too act fast. I hv had such xperience b4. Dou mine lives with us . I neva knew she goes abt telling my secret to abt 3 of my neibors. To d extend each time I hv argument with my hubby and Virtually evrything that happned in my house on a daily basis. One of them was not ok,so she confessed to me inform of advise telling me to Stop discussing family issues in the presence of my house help. So wen I got home I had to dig out d truth from her. And what she confessed !!! U will not believe it right now am not in gudterms with 3 of my neighbors. Dey were already planning to sell her out to prostitution telling her that wen ever I sent her with money worth. 1k she shud run to dem dey willsend her to some1 dat will take her to their village u knw what dat means? Neibors can do what u neva imagined.

You have a minor as a slave in your house, don't you? undecided

Family › Re: When Your Nanny/househelp Suddenly Becomes An Ally To The Neighbours! by llaykorn: 4:04pm On Sep 20, 2015

Neplusultra:
[sub][/sub] Exactly!

I only thought crude and heartless old women existed only in Nollywood. You're saying 'exactly' like barbie doll. How are you sure that's what's happening? Do you live with them? Juz imagine....

That awkward moment you just got the proof that common sense has gone so uncommon. undecided

Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Visits Mrs Osinbajo Over Death Of Her Grandmother HID Awolowo.photo by llaykorn: 10:53pm On Sep 19, 2015

Truckpusher:
Gerara here menh....

Eyyyah, she no gree. God will still do your own for you last last... sad

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