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MuhdG:
Sorry I got caught up

Here

Catch this

Tip: The guy is a poet
Lay corn - llaykorn
In sects - insects

##to llaykorn





You under rated me??. . . Dumb!/
I'll be shooting you. . . like cum/
Keep starting over you can't win this, son/
Coz with u? ama be dusting the floor/
I'll 'lay corn' here, crush him and make flour./

This is your expiration date, this is ur demise/
Dislodge u.. leave u ''in sects'' i dust ur geez aside/
Going ''rambo'' on you, while ur niggaz step aside/
I spray, killing em within minutes, like an ''insecticide'/

I bare no sentiments, i do shit coz am able/
You've got zero relevance, even in a fable/
I am dope, i've got all the elements, like am a periodic table!!!/

Mind overflow, i got a mental constipation./
Even when am wack, am still over your head/
Poets talk crap, like 'the sun rise brings em consolation'/
While i can just get ur b***h to s**k ma d**k n get me overwhelmed/

Okay, ur stylez good, ur rhythm is smooth/
. . . Don't get cocky dude, that was a ruse/
Infact you and your niggaz smell, gave y'all some perfume/
And When you go wow, thinking i act cool/
I take u n ur suckers down, like a sniper in the woods!!/

I aint a harsh fellow I'm soft, like marshmallows/
Infact i'll like to tell your gurl hello/
she might take me home and you'll be left back. . . Marcelo/
I am 'so sweet' that when she licked me, she went 'my belle o'/

'Attitude adjustment', i m going 'cena' on you/
Ama 'star', you aint drugs, you aint even 'alcoholic'/
Head lights can't outshine me in this debut/
I 'shine father' than you, you 'can't see me'... you so 'myopic'/

And my bars got him confused, looking for direction/
Put u in detention like u need correction/
Fu.cked up ur rhymes with ma hard erection/
You scalar. . . You got no directions/
Now watch how everyone be voting for ma lines, like its an election/



#Piss

MuhdG:
I wasn't really chased, but sth like that
We were playing backyard soccer. And the ball went under a tank. I rushed to pick it up without knowing that a dog was under the tank. As i stretched my hand under the tank, the dog barked...it scared the hell out of me and i hit my fore head on the tank support. Unfortunately for me, it was iron and my forehead ended up bleeding seriously.

Ohh. It was on my eye brow... I remember,, i still have the mark

Classsyalabolas:
done... what's was the agreed upon deadline?

chisco82:
If Nigerian Army defeat or completely eradicate boko haram, then Buhari and APC are the chief sponsor and the founder of boko haram. If American and the NATO troop could not defeat ISIS, then tell me how?

omenka:
God bless you and yours. It shall be well with Nigeria.

Don't be surprised some people would be vexed by pleasant news like this. They prefer to hear news about Boko Haram slaughtering thousands of Nigerians so they can rain insults on the president.

johnydon22:
Am still waiting

he said he will get me a jean and shirt on his way

MuhdG:
Hahahahahaah See this man oo
You know you shouldn't invite vets, coz you'll be disgraced

MuhdG:
Where is llaykorn?

joseph1832:
So Don Jazzy is an Army of Salvation/Army of Christ! Wow!. Its nice to know we share the same childhood religious up bringing.

The Eternal Sacred Order of the Cherubim and Seraphim really have lost talents. Even I too was once a chorester, I remember those singing competitions like yesterday.

Mount Moriah house of prayer Ikeja and Saint Gabriel house of Prayer Illupeju was were I horned my talent.

Allnaijablogger, llaykorn, midolian you guys won't believe once upon a time I blew the trumpet! . Gosh! Such memories....

sugarvallly:
I will fast for forty days amd forty nights so that they will hack it forever till thy Kingdom come.

FriedPlantain:
www.chopthepussy.com.ng

thank me later.

kstadaura:
A bird shooter was asked how many birds he had in the bag. He replied that there were all sparrows but six,all pegeons but six, and all ducks but six. How many birds he had in the bag in all?

cc:ebbybest,ksslib,teempakguy,llaykorn,horpeyemi18,delishpot,Engrczar, and others.

lekjons:
say 'NO NO' to tribalism!












proudly Oduduwa!

gottoboy:
The thing tire me oo. Funny enough I'm mumcy sef know sey na wetin him dey bear, Most times he calls her Iya Bode!


Lol especially that Eshey Sir, Dagrin ti cut call. . . Sh1t made .me LOL. Too real

airmark:
Gottoboy, why your guy ola dips call himself omo iya aje on all his songs? His momma na winch? . Have you listened to his ' let dagrin down'? I like his 'life, body and soul' .

firestar:
We'll wait for him.
Skii.

sinizia:
Falz, son of Femi Falana?

sinizia:
Hahaha. Bros, it's like you are a big Falz fan. I've not even sat down to memorize the lyrics. I love the video, Falz killed it. The nigga is natural. He doesn't force it.

MzNelly:
My point is beyond your mental reach.

MzNelly:
My point is beyond your mental reach.

sinizia:
LOL. I listen to his songs to laugh and not to enjoy the song. The video he was featured in by Omo Akin, had me ROTFLMAO. Crazy dudes.

sinizia:
That girl na Yahoo-Yahoo girl.


*in Falz's voice* She wants to render me 'bankroit'.

sinizia:
You got it spot on!! May your days be long. Whether na old witch or old woman, both fits her description.

Tashaamania:
..and you just couldn't edit my moniker. Fear God oo

sinizia:
Tashaamania, agadi nwanyi, how are you?