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Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by llaykorn: 9:09am On Sep 10, 2015
MuhdG:
Hahahahaa seriously?!?
I can start all over countless times, I will still get buried tongue
Yeah, sure, you'll get buried; I'm coming with a coffin for you. smiley
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by llaykorn: 8:52am On Sep 10, 2015
MuhdG:
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##1

As i walked in, the whole place went boom/
Rushing to touch me, causing disarray in the room/
They like . . .so this guy comes to FFR too/
And like its a 'proposal', i tell em 'yes I do'/

Am a brand, like am 'fly emirates', dude/
Taking over, and leave u like the defunct 'o2'/
Yeaah am hot like that, like i stepped out da oven/
See my rhymes are tight, yours be like arsenal... they lose/

Okay samadem, getting jealous, its true/
Why am i taking tha spotlight when am new/
Ah see u stepped up and trying to come tru/
Grab ur arms and as 'ah pull' i leave a 'mark' (Mac) on you/

Ah destroy, regardless of whatever y'all bring forth/
this is the beginning and so henceforth/
Ama be sending niggs down to earth/
Am higher, check 'the clear ration' like osinbajo's worth/


ThisIsMyFirst.

Cc
If you didn't drop this spit, you would have had a great chance to win our brawl. I just deleted all the 6 bars I had written for you; I'm starting all over again. You might just have taken a clean win with bars of this quality.

Thank God you did this to yourself.. tongue
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by llaykorn: 6:10pm On Sep 09, 2015
JigsawKillah:
Stop wasting your time. Focus on cheering me on.
JigsawKillah:
Chess choked and still whooped DNA 2-1. Beat Max and I'll change my moniker to whatever you want it to be
Saw, you need help. cheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by llaykorn: 10:00pm On Sep 08, 2015
Classsyalabolas:
from day one I always knew Aisha was Missclassy/Nicklausa/confrontation
I just stayed mute..
both Aisha/missclassy have opened apology threads during their time on NL
Beautiful! And, to say that someone once accused me of being Niklausa. grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by llaykorn: 9:55pm On Sep 08, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Like this one quoting me undecided
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This man grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by llaykorn: 8:59pm On Sep 08, 2015
sinizia:
When I never operate this moniker finish? It will be a cold day in hell the day I start opening alternates like jobless rétards.
I don't understand why this alternate moniker craze started; it was never like this. Nairaland probably only has 500,000 members. sad
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by llaykorn: 8:54pm On Sep 08, 2015
sinizia:
Comparing you as Glock is very funny. Glock is an alternate of someone else that post on Romance and Rap section, but he's not you.
Sinizia, do you own an alternate? cheesy
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by llaykorn: 8:51pm On Sep 08, 2015
joseph1832:
LOL. You can call all you want kid, I slayed lagunna/lagunna1 and yeyenawti, dude, what in the name of nairaland makes you think you can call me out? In 2pacs words "you better back tha f#*k up before you get smacked tha f*#k up".
You? You slayed yeyenatu and lagunna? Gengen genegen!

Oyya link? cheesy
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by llaykorn: 8:48pm On Sep 08, 2015
joseph1832:
Yea it will. Besides, who tha hell is Jigs anyway. grin
JigsawKillah:
I call out Joseph1832 and llaykorn in a handicap match. . . 30 bars grin grin grin
_Mikuz, please pop up a thread for JigsawKillah VS joseph1832. They are going 30 bars..

Let me just sit here and pray for you, Joseph. grin grin grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by llaykorn: 8:27pm On Sep 08, 2015
JigsawKillah:
that was how Udinese defeated Juventus.
Chess defeated DNA, Chilla defeated Con. Who would've thought Kr0ne could defeat Ibime?


I don't expect it to be an easy ride for you too.
Yes, this is very true. Who would expect Laykorn to beat JigSawKillah, but it will happen; very soon! angry
CrimeRe: Cross River Legalises Death Penalty For Kidnappers by llaykorn: 9:25am On Sep 08, 2015
oreos:
I have an acquaintance that was vehemently against death sentence not until she was robbed by armed men. She is yet to get over it and she wouldn't think twice to support death sentence on certain offences.
That's it!

Sincerely, I think we need this bill signed for child molesters too. That man up there trying to use America as an example hasn't probably given it a thought that America has an ultra-functional prison service. Do people even go to prison at all in Nigeria? The courts don't sentence, do they? They just grant bails, and cases adjourned and forgotten about. These criminals are released into the society again. That's why you hear child molestation cases where the criminal had done the same thing many times over, but still walks around free.

#DeathToSexualOffenders
#DeathToKidnappers
CrimeRe: Cross River Legalises Death Penalty For Kidnappers by llaykorn: 9:08am On Sep 08, 2015
oreos:
The funny thing about people like you is that you have never been a victim. You clearly have no idea what is like to be kidnapped. And unless you have a good imagination, you can't fully grasp the level of inhumanity these kidnappers unleash on their victims.
I wonder what the problem of some of us in this country is. They are wired to believe that anything they see on their flat screen television being practiced in America is the best for them too. undecided
Poems For ReviewRe: A Man Thinks About Death by llaykorn(op): 9:00am On Sep 08, 2015
AllNaijaBlogger:
haha!

Your poem is actually good. I just said it is weak so that you would view mine
Hehe. But, ANB, I still wonder sometimes what really makes a good poem. Take a look at the poem in the second link you shared: it's so awesome. The first has some bigger words, longer lines, and it still feels a thousand times better reading the second one.

There is something mystical, very mystical, about simplicity. What'd'ya think?
CrimeRe: Cross River Legalises Death Penalty For Kidnappers by llaykorn: 8:53am On Sep 08, 2015
BabyDaddy20:
Back ward ass country.
Every state in the U.S.A are removing the death penalty except for Texas
So, you were successfully brainwashed at last. undecided
Poems For ReviewRe: A Man Thinks About Death by llaykorn(op): 8:25am On Sep 08, 2015
AllNaijaBlogger:
Weak!

Try and beat this my poem (which is on a similar topic)

http://allnaijablog.com/a-memory-of-death
It feels weak because there is some sort of disconnection at every line break, which was intentional by the way. grin

But, I'm doing this once more.
Poems For ReviewA Man Thinks About Death by llaykorn(op): 7:56am On Sep 08, 2015
Indifferent and benign,
A man thinks about death.
Indifferent and benign.

Subconscious underneath,
Darkness is dumb.
A man thinks about death.

Dreams in the womb,
A Death we await.
As if life were a tomb.

Death is like a gate.
Death your totalled sum,
Certainty of fate.

Falling through time,
Life is distractions.
death, a faded line.

A man works out his reactions
Indifferent and benign,
learning from distractions.
Death our faded line..
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CelebritiesRe: Can We Say This Is figure 7 or figure 8? [pic] by llaykorn: 7:31am On Sep 08, 2015
Good Lord, I beg you not to do my favors in the reverse. sad
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Complete List Of Nairaland Supermoderators by llaykorn: 8:59pm On Sep 07, 2015
KingTom:
Sir you're right, as from tomorrow I will make only interesting and intelligent comments. smiley
I'm screenshooting this! shocked

*screenshot
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Complete List Of Nairaland Supermoderators by llaykorn: 6:46pm On Sep 07, 2015
KingTom:
Trying to deflect my interest again like you did last year abi?
***in Falz's accent***
It wee nor work. Nansene
grin grin
"Juz imagine, She want to render somebody 'bankrut'. It wee nor work. It wee nor work. Nanzense"

That boy is something else. cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Complete List Of Nairaland Supermoderators by llaykorn: 6:41pm On Sep 07, 2015
Gboliwe:
SMH. You can't even defend your dick but you have been here following another man's woman around. Again, SMH
Epic! grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Complete List Of Nairaland Supermoderators by llaykorn: 6:35pm On Sep 07, 2015
Oahray:
don't mind Lay. He's a natural poet. They have a weird way of trying to impose smilies and metaphors where they don't belong.
^^^Ksslib would have said exactly the same thing. undecided
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by llaykorn: 6:19pm On Sep 07, 2015
MuhdG:
Sure bro. Hehehe i know I'm gonna be sorry for myself
Don't you watch rap battles? You don't go in that way.
Oya tell me you're coming for my head. tongue
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Complete List Of Nairaland Supermoderators by llaykorn: 6:17pm On Sep 07, 2015
Interestingly, trolling just got a new dimension to it. cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Complete List Of Nairaland Supermoderators by llaykorn: 6:04pm On Sep 07, 2015
Ksslib:
Oahray, abeg over to you.. grin

lay,why do you ask btw?
Lol. It's strange, really, but, I don't know why I felt so. When a wave of that feeling caught me, I hadn't even seen you guys quote each other. Okay, you both are from the same state. But, that's not it, really. Your posts are identical. The wittiness, and all.

I think I had a dream.

Someone else would say Ksslib is Oahray's alternate account. cheesy
Poems For Review. by llaykorn(op):
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Poems For ReviewYou Can Hear Me Growing Up by llaykorn(op): 5:33pm On Sep 07, 2015
I was once a delicate flower,
blissfully unaware of ice
and never have i held
nature’s bony hand.

Born with an invasive streak
the flower of I gets everywhere now
oceans do not stop that flower.

And the flower has so many uses
and it just gets older and blossoms
from green vines into plumes of
purple patches.

With a knack for interference
and a resolve to end hangovers
through experience.

At night, if you're quiet
and you really listen out
you can hear the sound of me growing up.
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Complete List Of Nairaland Supermoderators by llaykorn: 5:22pm On Sep 07, 2015
Oahray:
lolz...
Ray, I've wondered once. Is _Ksslib your brother? Are you two related? Distant cousins? undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Complete List Of Nairaland Supermoderators by llaykorn: 5:16pm On Sep 07, 2015
Ksslib:
Make I quick quick read the pages before Gaddafi closes the thread as usual.

Heaven,bear me witness, I no call person name oh.. grin
ehen..
You can open the pages one by one and start saving them... cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Complete List Of Nairaland Supermoderators by llaykorn: 5:15pm On Sep 07, 2015
softapples:
let ishilove keep given u likes, and keep licking her yansh
I'm just being good to you. You need help, son. I won't tell you a third time.
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Complete List Of Nairaland Supermoderators by llaykorn: 5:10pm On Sep 07, 2015
Ksslib:
***spreads moringa leaf**

**uses palm kernel as pillow**
Hehe. You stopped to battle, right?
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Complete List Of Nairaland Supermoderators by llaykorn: 5:09pm On Sep 07, 2015
softapples:
yes and why
Oh! It's nothing, really. I was just lost wondering why you still hadn't gotten help, you know. smiley

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