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MuhdG, we're going 8 bars. Okay with you?

kr0ne:
A lot is going on here o. Good day, guys.

Disclaimer:
I don't remember sharing Teddy's pics with Darkrebel. Last time I checked, you guys were friends on BBM, ain't you? Abi una wan use me settle una matter?
Cc: Teddybi yasi.

What!

I checked your last seen and I got quite startled, so I popped in to check if anyone had seen you, and just then, I saw this. How have you been?

softapples:
mcheeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!!!!

You're Sweetorgasm, right?

MuhdG:
13th.
I thought u chickened out.

Mention me on the chat thread

Innii laa akhaafuka abadan

Laa ba's, azkuruka laan

MuhdG:
Assalamu alaikum, you can visit www.madinaharabic.com very useful

Muhammad, kayfa haaluk? We go on with the brawl as scheduled. What's the date?

Mynd44:
Yeah you know it is about what goes on in the backroom of a social platform.

The thrills, ups, down and downright crazy.

The politics of incredible insanity and the choice people make. A really great book. I will send you an invite to the launch if you are interested

They think you're serious.

Mynd44:
I am writing a book about it to be released into the market soon so I can't talk about it for now as I have an agreement with the publishers. I hope you understand.

When the books hit the stands, your question(s) will all be answered

Crazy...

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]And who told you she wasn't sacked? Were you the one she handed the resignation letter to?

What proof do you have asides what she came out to say?

Ishilove was sacked. I don't know why this is hard for most of you to realize.[/color]

And it's you who's got proof for what you say? You have a copy of her sack letter hung in your room as a trophy, right?

Although, I've never heard of this man before, I've really fallen in love with him. He's made of ink; he's a literary icon. The man has been able to subject poetry into offering solace in times of adversities, and that is ultra-commendable.

This man, though, lives in a slum, but he has more peace in his mind than many who live in kings' forts.

Chai, TSOM and Glassy, this e-brawl spirit never leave una

*with my jotter learning new words, anyway.

Lordaweezy:
This really vexes me

How on earth will a girl brutalize a guy like that!!

if I was the boy's Father I'll probably disown him

This isn't any girl; it's an MMA expert. Most MMA fighters have experience in limb-to-limb combat styles like taekwondo or karate and they are always experienced ground-fighters too. She's just not any girl!

Classsyalabolas:
this is as laughable as Vector claiming freestyle king with the 2 hours of incredible garbage he did

no qualms...I'll be waiting

Hahahah. All jokes, actually, but it only takes some effort, though. Within 8 months of some gruesome work-out, I'll be a match for you.

Goodnight.

Classsyalabolas:
don't bother facing me.. it would only result in your untimely death.
the bars I have in my notepad these days could put eminem out of business

No, I'm sure not gonna start from you. I need the heads of about 5 rookies 'fore I come for you. You still got some time to prepare for your death. Don't be so scared


I'm in bed.

Classsyalabolas:
you that common tashmalaria tashaamania roasted with 10 quatrains

Hahahha. That was 'laykorn'. This is 'llaykorn'. Spot the difference? It's a new era!

Classsyalabolas:
why did you X-out the 'aba-made clone' you put in bracket before?


goodnight fam

I thought it would be better to reserve it and use it in a battle. I might have one with you someday, you know.

Classsyalabolas:
that your friend would make an amazing Griot

Hehe. I didn't believe him, not because I knew anything; the story sounded just too juicy to me to be true.

Goodnight, Glassy, the grand commander of 36 demon legions.

Classsyalabolas:
yeah.. it's their tradition.
remember that part in the bible where Moses saw the burning bush, & god told him to take off his sandals, because he was standing on a holy ground?
well, that's where Celestial & C & S churches got their bare-footed swag from

I once heard a friend narrate that they got the tradition from their leader who was a man who possessed feet too gigantic for sandals of any size to contain, so he always had to walk bare-footed.

Tashaamania, we got unfinished business, remember? You keep running from me!

FriedPlantain:
Trying to start something with you? errrrrrrrrrrrrrrm..... .........

What happened to your bold text? A woman asked you a simple question, and you lost all that's left of your boldness.

AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]Lol it was just a prank. [/color]

Have you asked your daddy what oka soup is?

Oahray:
yeah. He's been AWOL. Jigs too.

Why you dey hide call the name? She'd still get to see it now that I've responded

I talked to Jigs some days back. He no longer has a WhatsApp account, as he told me.

And, about that, I only asked a simple yes/no question. You have already typed a hundred words with answering.

Are you now married to the lady?

kramfonos:
I lost the memory card on which my chatlog was on. I've found it and I'd be back online tomorrow.

What happened to your LAYKORN moniker? Serving time?

No, it's gone.

Oahray:
Laykorn? Boss is that you?

You jus disappear from everywhere. Chai! Lemme go spread the good news.

Hahahah. I'm glad you're still on the group. I told OMA to add me up, but he said he had been having problems with his WhatsApp. How's _Shugayme? You guys should be happily married by now na.

oreos:
Oha soup

Oh? Oha? Thanks!

AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]Lol which one be oka soup? [/color]

You mean you don't know oka soup? You're not an Igbo boy. Quit the forming!

Kramfonos, whatsup? What happened to your WhatsApp?

AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]I'm cool. How's Ajegunle treating you?[/color]

If na curse you dey curse, dem go deport you go Ajegunle.

How are your eba-and-oka-soup-selling-in-ibo-canteens babes?

AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]I just had to do that. They're making here look like some village square. [/color]

Onitsha boy, wallop?

Oahray:
lol.
*looks at his sweat-soaked rags and weather-beaten garbage truck, gives him a drink out of pity*

OMG! You still alive, dawg? I can't believe this!

mikuz:
I'm fine, and you?

Oga mikuz, you still have an account on Nairaland?

Glassya Labolas and Teddy, why don't you settle these once and for all with a brawl? I'd love to watch that more than some Rebel Vs Coog fight.

Johnnoah1st:
I can lend u my gun if u dont mind killing yaself because of it.

You are a confirmed psycho, y'know that?

LadyJul, you'll get over it; it just takes some time. However, just try your best to make out the best of life. No lonely times wandering in misery. Have fun, and take your time to understand yourself.