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chymystique:
Pls what? Am wondering





what of incases where by the lady has being showing the guy love and doing him favours with innocent mind(no strings attached) and eventually the guy starts loving and developing feelings for the lady.. The lady turning him down and wanting to be just friends with him, Is it friendzone too? Cause ve experienced it even though later they still retrace their steps and become just friends with me... what am trying to ask is why should "feelings" from one partner be the reason why platonic friendship cant work?

I'm not a relationship expert.

chymystique:
Sincerely is there anything bad in someone being friendzoned?? They way guys take it these days like its leprosous...

The friend-zone concept is a sexist idea that was invented by dudes who don't understand how attraction works just to punish women.

And, It stemmed up from the mistaken ideas that a woman can choose to be sexually attracted to a person whom, for whatever reason, she currently isn’t, and that a woman should somehow be obligated to “choose” a man based on how much time he’s spent with her, how many favors he’s done for her, or any other such perceived “investment.”

Inverter, phone, a bowl of amala, and a can of fayrouz...

Mutuwa:

its in Africans to reason as such..

Did Muagbe say this?

MuhdG:
What happened to the other one? Abi u don sell am?

Yeah, OLX thingz....

MuhdG:
Lol.
Bro laykorn is thhis your new acct?

Yeah...

MuhdG:
I wasn't really chased, but sth like that
We were playing backyard soccer. And the ball went under an tank. I rushed to pick it up without knowing that a dog was under the tank. Is i stretched my hand under the tank, the dog barked...it scared the hell out of me and i hit my fore head on the tank support. Unfortunately for me, it was iron and my forehead ended up bleeding seriously.

Ohh. It was on my eye brow... I remember,, i still have the mark

#Scarface thinhzz

johnydon22:
Even llaykorn knows am not in any way bigoted.
...

I do, I do.

Ademagain:
i am fine sir, the supermods wont do anything, i am not sure whether they even read their mails

Were you able to get the drugs or you just stopped to experience the temporary blindness? When is your next appointment with the doctor?

johnydon22:
I like this

First time in history!

Haha. Nice story you got there. I got chased by a Rott once. I was jogging in one of the neighborhood streets at about 6am that weekend, and just I passed this house on the street, the dog bounced out and followed me. I looked back and noticed the house gate was open and this hulky Rott was behind me, chasing and barking at me, although at some distance. If you see fear wey catch me hen! I just turned my jogging into sprinting checking my back until I heard a shout from the back and it was the owner's. The dog froze. It had already chased me for about 1 kilometer.

Or, was the dog even a Rottweiler? Na big dog sha!

Blow out the candles of your cake.
They will not leave you in the dark,
Who round with grace this dusky arc
Of the grand tour which souls must take.

You who have sounded William Blake,
And the still pool, to Plato's mark,
Blow out the candles of your cake.
They will not leave you in the dark.

Yet, for your friends' benighted sake,
Detain your upward-flying spark;
Get us that wish, though like the lark
You whet your wings till dawn shall break:
Blow out the candles of your cake, babe!

Happy birthday Poet Krystalxxx!

derrick333:
NL NL ,smh wit 1mb u can create thread,u go fear thread,how I wish to create a thread is exorbitant

If you can't get something to do with your hands than to come here and type some rubbish that's obviously unnecessary, why don't you help the world by digging a soak-away in your backyard? Use your itchy fingers for some community service, man!

Hullo!

Just recently that I started reading pdfs on my phone, I noticed that after a few minutes of reading, I feel my eyes are strained and getting watery. I used to spend so much time reading long articles on the internet, without any problems, but I have to say here that I set all my browsers to work in night mode, so I'm scared it happens because my eyes are exposed to too much light. Or, the text is just too small. Or my eyes are just bad. Does it happen to you, too?

Here is a picture of the text size I use.

allanphash7:
Just like dis babe






She is so original

Do you mean original in it's real sense?

Oh my God! I just love this man called Ted. He's the most interesting person I've seen in my life, and so are his clips. This one is awesome!

So, I believe we have a right, now, to turn around the common usage to conform to the laws of this piece. David for the 'strong' and Goliath for the 'weak'.

Yeah, yeah, Goliath had 'tall men disease'. Sorry, he had a growth hormone secretion abnormality disease: he had acromegaly. Adontbilivit!

Teempakguy:
ah!
So that's probably why.

I only read the plot summary on wikipedia though.

Hehe. The one about psychological characteristic is false, actually. Did you see my mail?

Vector, Mode9, A-Q, is all I see. Whatever happened to our street rappers, (Ibile United) Chinko Ekun, Olamide, Lil' Kesh, and Reminisce?

On a serious note, Reminisce can do it like the real rappers do it, but he just prefers the 'local rapper tag' than someone coming here to compare him with some chapter in secondary school physics. Whoever heard that freestyle of him? A recording from years back. It was dope!!!

Teempakguy:

I have no idea.

Well, you just displayed a special psychological characteristic of everyone who read 50 Shades Of Grey while being a minor.

Teempakguy:
I feel very uncomfortable whenever I see men standing over women who are crouching or kneeling.

And, why is that?

joseph1832:
Mr Tim, shouldn't it be prudent for us to wait and see PMB make all his appointment before we start judging him of being tribalistic?.

Walahi talahi, this is one thing I have been waiting to hear, and you're the one sensible enough to say it. How many appointments have been made? How many are left? Then, what's the fuss all about?

Nmeri17:
she's in 'absentia ad infinitum' so we call upon her spousal double, master Joecutie, to mount the podium thread and pick the goodwill messages on her BE-HALF (that's why he's called her BEtter HALF )

This here is a great piece of information.

Is he JoeCutie or JoeCutie1?

carzola:
He looks so lovely better than many Nairaland babes

He looks so lovely than many Nairaland babes? That means you would rather negotiate the forested chasm in Denrele's bottom than know a Nairaland girl in the biblical sense? Come, does fourteen years in Kirikiri Maximimum Prisons sound like a joke to you? It does?

HBD

Teempakguy:
wow, I have indeed researched. And it's quite weird. Such a program should be allowed to freely roam the site and learn. If it's algorithm is a deep learning one of course.
That's it, I'm going to go find my own deep learning software and unleash it here.

You wan come
unleash one yeye deep learning software for Sèun site ba? Create your own forum and unleash it there.

quite so! I suspect she was programmed to lash out at opposing views. It's like, an experiment gone bad. Trying to make a robot with emotions. . . you get one with anger issues.

Hehe. An experiment gone bad? I'm not there o...

Talking about experiments gone wrong, there was this article I once read about experiments that went wrong. Let me dig it up; you'll definitely find it intriguing. You know, it might help your life too because I'm sure that deep down that your 'geeky' mind, you have that super-duper entrancing experiment you're waiting to carry out. So better beware before one of these happens to you...

www.neatorama.com/2011/03/23/5-science-experiments-gone-wrong/

yes indeed. I watched the movie, and that tech is not far away at all. In the next twenty years, we will have enough tech to build a similar machine. But it will be too
expensive to function as a lady's body guard.
Not to mention it charging from a transformer. Naija that doesn't have enough light. If they curse him with juju ehn!

Oh no, Teempakguy, don't be such a fiend! Nothing is too expensive to function as a lady's bodyguard. It's a lady we're talking about here for heavens sake!

Anyway, it would be quite a fascinating scene to watch when I go out with my own andro-humanoid (when it's made) and some agbero boy tries to fight us. He wouldn't know it's a robot na; he'd just smash his fist into whatever metal the robot is made of. A robot like that would be made of steel, wouldn't it?

Teempakguy:

Creepy!

Is that really a bot or just a troll?

Obviously, the height of the folly in Pyguru's posts clearly decipts that the brain behind them is that of a mentally deranged fellow, a description which would easily own up to a troll's own, but I believe it would be more accurate to say that the brain behind the posts is that of a poorly programmed bot and not of a mentally deranged fellow. Initially, I thought Pyguru a troll until I realized it issued bans. Infact, in its days it was equally as notorious, if not a bit more than it's cousin, the present anti spam-bot.

Take a look at this:
www.nairaland.com/1037202/pyguru-he-dumb

Typing it's name in the search bar leaves you with more revelations about it.

Anyway, about _missclassy. Don't let her catch us oh. She has volatile circuits.

Volatile circuits? Do you mean that she's a volcano waiting to erupt?

Ah yes, about the speech recognition. Well, in the real world, asimo invests a lot of processing power just to understand humans speaking. Also walking.

But here, in the cyber world, it would be robot heaven. Everything can be expressed in codes. The internet is nearby, meanings of words can be checked, reused, oboi, e go learn sotay . . . imagine something like the matrix.

Wow! I didn't know that much about it. Say, have you by any chance watched this Indian movie, Robot?

Teempakguy:
Honda's asimo?
Oh no, i don't think so at all. I think it's just a rather simple algorithm designed to restrict access to Nairaland (banning) when a poster adds a great number of posts on the same thread.
I think of just finds the average posts per person on a section and then bans anyone who deviates too far from the mean.
As you can see, it doesn't learn from it's mistakes. And it doesn't contribute.
If asimo's software were here, it would be a very active nairalander.
Without all the pesky voice recognition to deal with, we'd fall in love with it's pure intelligence. Heck, it would fetch links for those plagiarism freaks that do steal articles. I recall misssclassy used to do that.

And we could teach it to be funny and stuff. Naija tinz.

Actually, likening Nairaland's anti spam-bot to Asimo was nothing but an attempt at rebuke. The gap between them, undoubtedly, is wider than the Suez Canal.

Could you explain that voice-recognition stuff you think we'd have a problem with?

And, about _missclassy, I'm quite surprised; I thought I was the only one who thought that some robots were prgrammed to type in blue ink.

PS: Teempakguy, are you aware that before this anti spam-bot, there used to be a bot named Pyguru. This bot had an account and contributed to discussions on the forum. Well, it still has the account: www.nairaland.com/pyguru

Teempakguy:

Still waiting for the horsehead nebula and the crab nebula.


And pillars of creation, Dubai of the universe. I hope they have shopping mall over there abeg. I've got this new girl.

Methinks anitspambot is really bent on frustrating johnysky today oh.

Ujsizzle, unbann this guy joor.

Just because it's owners seem to have a certain disposition towards a section, it's starting to do the same. Isn't that quite appaling?

Teempakguy, have you ever thought about this: that Nairaland's anti spam-bot is actually a very very advanced robot. Something as advanced as Honda's Asimo?