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Agriculture / Re: Pork Meat Processing And Packaging/sausages,ham, Bacon Check This by Lmaomen1(m): 10:13am On Nov 11, 2019
Although I don't like cooking vegetables, when it comes to meat I transform myself in Gordon Ramsey. I love cutting it, preparing, frying, tasting. Or it's maybe because I have the chance to use my professional knives for cutting meat. I don't consider myself a meat expert, although I constantly learn about it. I read, I watch videos, documentaries. Now at the meat smoking stage. There are so many ways to prepare meat that you need years to learn the all, to learn its secrets.
Fashion / Re: Clearance Shoe Rack Sale by Lmaomen1(m): 10:01am On Nov 11, 2019
Why buying it if I can do it by myself? People often complain about the poor quality products that they buy, but what stops them from doing it by themselves? It will be cheaper and better. Besides that, you'll have something to be proud about when guests will get into your house. Now the women will say: "Well, I'm a woman, I do not deal with this kind of things". Let me tell you something - my mother does them. She built several decorations from wood after seeing them on the internet. The ideas are taken from https://craftyclub.co/, which is a DIY blog. Pinterest is another source of inspiration, which I think you all use.
Health / Re: Garlic And Erectile Dysfunction ; Intimacy by Lmaomen1(m): 11:13pm On Nov 07, 2019
thank you friends for the info but in fact viagra may help too
Health / Re: What Are The Common Causes And Treatment Of Erectile Dysfunction by Lmaomen1(m): 11:11pm On Nov 07, 2019
unfortunately ED may not be cured by viagra...
Health / Re: Affordable Health Insurance For You by Lmaomen1(m): 6:07pm On Nov 07, 2019
Man, are you really? You suggest buying it from the pocket, so to break the law. Surprisingly for you, there is way to get health insurance even cheaper and easier, then you suggest (it's tasted by me). It has been possible, because of health insurance broker's help, that as an independent broker, that has helped me find the best option for my company and work with carriers on your behalf to get the best price possible. Company, where he works, helps people to get health insurance for 25 years, do you really think, that you can do it better? Oh, man.
Sports / Re: Nigerian Man Wins $1.1 Millions At The 2019 World Series Of Poker by Lmaomen1(m): 3:34pm On Nov 07, 2019
That's nice!

I would like to learn playing poker and casino games the same as that man...

Where can I do it in Canada?

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Graphics/Video Market / Re: Which Is Better Out Of These Cameras by Lmaomen1(m): 10:12am On Nov 07, 2019
Between the ones from the first post, I'd choose the Nikons for sure. Between the D750 and D810, I'd go for the D810. First the all it's the newer version, which has the latest updates. Secondly, its features are better. The Sensor Resolution, Max Shutter Speed, Dxo Color Depth and the Dxo Dynamic Range are better than the ones of the D750. I think there should be others features also but these are enough for me to choose the Nikon D810.
A full review of these cameras on https://cameravs.com/Nikon-D750-vs-Nikon-D810.
Romance / Re: Will You Survive A Lie Detector Test On Cheating?? by Lmaomen1(m): 11:41am On Nov 04, 2019
How do you think, who cheating more often? Men or women? I think most women don't need a lie detector to find out if their man was cheating on them as men are easier to detect when lying. So, in my opinion, the lie detector was created for women. Let her be free but once you have doubts, try passing the lie detector test with her. But hey, you need to a good reason for that. Since you have doubts once, you'll lose her faith forever.
Family / Re: Choosing The Right Toys For Your Kid by Lmaomen1(m): 11:20am On Nov 04, 2019
My daughters love the cat plush toys. They have a lot of them already, you're like in a labyrinth when you get into their room. What to do with so many plush toys? All the more after they'll grow. My wife has a love for cats and my daughters love the plush cats, wonderful, isn't it? Well, thank God now we don't have so many live cats. There was a time before our first daughter was born when we had 5 cats in a 2 room apartment. Can you imagine that? 5 damn cats when you don't even love cats.
Romance / Re: LADY ESCORT by Lmaomen1(m): 11:07am On Nov 04, 2019
You'll have more success on escort sites than on this forum. You know, the escorts are paid for that, are paid to be at your disposal, but with a woman that you don't know anything about and she doesn't know anything about you, what you'll do? You know how women are these days, they look for serious relationships and there's a bigger chance you won't get anything from her if she finds out you're there for a few days. If you want to get more out of Dubai, contact their escorts, you can use https://silentdubai.com for that.
Technology Market / Re: F131 Fingerprint TCP/IP Access Control System Time Clock Attendance ID by Lmaomen1(m): 11:10pm On Oct 31, 2019
larrydan:
Hey bro, its a fingerprint scanner F131. I also was looking for hand scanners time clock, 'cause paper time cards can be easily manipulated by coworkers. Best way for me, personally, is a bio-metrical hand scanner time clock. Maybe this hand scanner time clock service will help you to find what you seeking for.


Ugh, friend, hand scanner is a useful tool for employer to track the activity of employees that will save a lot of money...
Fashion / Re: URGENT!!! Where Can I Buy This Waist Trainer Power Belt In Abuja? Pics by Lmaomen1(m): 10:32pm On Oct 31, 2019
Konstantine99:
hey, is it a useful thing?

I can see that there are a lot of threads about waist trainers. Is it so useful?

Of course it's a useful thing. For example, when I only started go in for sport, I had a disgusting body, but when I purchased waist trainer, I found out that I'm not so fat as I imagined and everything could be fixed, so I started using this waist trainer and I lost about 10 lbs at the first week of exercises (previously I couldn't lose even 2.2 lbs even exercising...) In fact, it's a useful thing and I don't even know why so few women know about this useful tool. By the way, even I found out about the existence of waist trainers only after I found the article https://empresswaist.com when I searched for ways to lose the weight...
Webmasters / Re: Get A Mobile App For Your Restaurant (Home Delivery) Mobile Ordering App by Lmaomen1(m): 6:00pm On Oct 30, 2019
orangemoon:
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Direct Call to Restaurant
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Hey, man. Frankly speaking, Golden Corral is the one of the most idyllic and tasty settings I've ever seen. Its delivery didn't allow me to die from hunger, when I was ill, or I was too lazy to go to the supermarket to buy something. The main thing, that make you to love this place is their prices for such delicious food. Nowadays, you can only be told to fu*k off for $7.59, instead of food, but not at this place. I think, that after looking Golden Corral menu, you won't have need for application with possibility to deliver the food anymore.
Family / Re: Choosing The Best Vacuum Cleaner For Your Home by Lmaomen1(m): 2:46pm On Oct 30, 2019
That's a very interesting and useful guide for vacuums but very few people will stop to read it. Most of the time, people buy a vacuum guided by their instinct or by the price. Sometimes they are guided by the manufacturer. Only a few people know very well what they're buying when it comes to vacuums. If someone wants to get deeper into vacuums, there's this site called uprightswithhoses.com, where you'll find guides for the best vacuums. A vacuum is a long-time investment, it's just for your good to be informed before buying one.
Romance / Re: 3 Things People Should Stop Bragging About by Lmaomen1(m): 10:50pm On Oct 24, 2019
Nairalandsss:
What mentally strong people don't do



It’s always important to put your best foot forward, whether you’re in a job interview, at a party, on a date, or brainstorming with your boss. But some things you perceive as a badge of honor might not help you shine. You may hope that some of the ways you try to distinguish yourself can make you sound tough, but they may inadvertently reveal that beneath your tough exterior, you might not be mentally strong. In fact, bragging about the wrong things can backfire and cause you to sound weak.

Here are three things people brag about all the time, even though it actually makes them look worse:



1. "I hustle 24/7."

What it really means: "I'm paying the price for being a workaholic."

You don’t have to look very far to find people who believe hustling all day, every day is the key to success. “Grind while they sleep,” “Let them party while you work,” and other internet memes tell you that success is directly tied to the number of hours you put into your work each day. But studies show that working more than 50 hours a week typically does more harm than good, and that workaholics experience a reduced quality of life.



2. "I've never failed."

What it really means: "I don't challenge myself and I'm afraid I can't handle failure."

There’s a big difference between trying to succeed and trying to avoid failure. If your goal—and bravado—center on not failing, there’s a good chance you aren’t living up to your potential.

Studies show that people who avoid failure don’t enrich themselves. They adopt goals that will help them look good and only try new things when they’re fairly certain they’ll succeed. Their motivation stems from their desire to fuel their ego, rather than a true interest in personal development. People who refuse to fail are also more likely to resort to unsavory methods of achievement, like cheating, because they aren’t really interested in learning.





Rather than deny your mistakes, acknowledge what you learned from them. Admit that you’ve turned failure into a learning opportunity that has made you better than before.



3. "I hardly ever sleep."

What it really means: "Sleep deprivation is killing me."

Many successful celebrities and entrepreneurs contribute to the idea that less sleep means more time to be productive. Donald Trump, Tim Cook, Martha Stewart, Condoleezza Rice, and Jack Dorsey are among the many who claim to be among the "sleep elite." But glorifying a lack of rest is a strange phenomenon. After all, your brain needs sufficient sleep to function at its peak, and studies have linked sleep deprivation to poor cognitive function. We know that a lack of sleep reduces attention, working memory, and long-term memory, and impairs decision-making. Chronic sleep deprivation takes a serious toll on your mental and physical health. That’s not really something others should be impressed by.



Make Sure Your Positive Attributes Shine Through

When you’re talking about your positive qualities, special talents, and extraordinary gifts, make sure that you're citing things you really should feel good about. Otherwise, your "strengths" may come across more like deficits


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I can't name 3 things, but I can name one fuc*ing thing, that annoys me - people, that always say, that they ARE BUSY. Frankly speaking, my dream is, that everyone, who says I'M BUSY every 10 minutes, has read the article "Stop Bragging" and I hope, that it will change them. I have showed it to my BUSY friend, and after reading, he has begun to use this I'M BUSY less often.
Crime / Re: Gay Whiteman Beaten In Lagos For Trying To Hook Up With Facebook Friend For Sex by Lmaomen1(m): 12:57pm On Oct 22, 2019
I guess soon will come the day when people will realize that sexual discrimination is wrong. Even if the laws don't allow it, it doesn't mean it's right. Just like it was with slavery. Legal doesn't mean right just as illegal doesn't mean wrong. I traveled through a lot of countries and I'm shocked at sometimes how certain nations treat homosexuals. They are pointing with the fingers at you and someone might even throw an empty bottle in your direction. This didn't happen to me but the local people told me. But that's the risk that you assume when traveling around the world. But who cares? While traveling I think only about feeling good and spending the time as productive as possible. If you travel also, read on https://findleapp.com/a-gay-travel-guide-building-a-powerful-social-network-while-travelling/, it will be useful. I wish y'all a good time!
Computers / Re: Information About Apps by Lmaomen1(m): 9:39pm On Oct 17, 2019
goodspeed963:
Hey guys, can you advice me website when I can find information about windows applications?

Lol, I've never found such application - only hacked versions in the deepest places of the Internet...
Technology Market / Re: Nail Gun by Lmaomen1(m): 9:32pm On Oct 17, 2019
in fact severe nail gun injuries have led to construction worker deaths. ... Research shows that risk of injury is twice as high using “contact” trigger nail guns compared to “sequential” trigger nail guns. Nail gun injuries are responsible for an estimated 37,000 emergency room visits each year.
Health / Re: Lose Weight by Lmaomen1(m): 9:27pm On Oct 17, 2019
The common rule "If you want to lose weight do not eat after 18:00" is a myth. In fact, there are foods that not only can be eaten, but should be eaten overnight or during the day if you want to lose weight. The main principle that should guide those who want to lose weight: our body is very painful to react to a hunger strike. Moreover, the lack of nutrients and strict diets may be perceived as a distress signal. When you are hungry, your body immediately switches to energy conservation mode, and instead of spending calories, begins to store them. Seriously, there are a lot of healthy foods that we can surely eat in order to lose weight, and, in fact, it's possible to eat it at night. Eggs, avocados, yogurt and brown rice - is the food that must be in your diet. To be honest, I found it out due to the article about healthy foods that help us Lose Weight, but, I would like to say that rice isn't good to eat at night smiley
Health / Re: Buy Quality Fake/real Genuine Passport,driver's License,id Card,visa,work Permit by Lmaomen1(m): 10:10am On Oct 11, 2019
Goors1n:
Fake ID card is a very useful thing nowadays. I had problems with my driving license. But I was obliged to drive. I have a very sick mother which I have to bring three times a week in a hospital in another city. If I could not drive, she would die. By the help of id god I could make a driving license and drive her to the hospital. Now she is much better.


Thanks for sharing , it's exactly that I was looking
Fashion / Re: I Bought A Sneakers From Aliexpress...... by Lmaomen1(m): 9:39pm On Oct 02, 2019
Hey, friend, Aliexpress can refund you if you won't get your sneakers and all in all the stuff that you won't receive on time. They will certainly refund you, don't worry, however, I've observed that such situations when the stuff simply gets lost in the way happens more and more often... That's the reason why I decided to change online shop from where I buy clothes/various things. To be honest, I started buying from this shop https://aestheticfeed.com/ constantly since the moment I started getting all the things I ordered, so, I guess, your main problem is that you order things from the wrong place... Seriously, I was shocked, when I got my things each time when I ordered something from that shop (to be honest, I order something from that shop almost each week)
Technology Market / Re: Digital Piano by Lmaomen1(m): 8:07am On Oct 02, 2019
Goors1n:
Nice catalog of pianos and good prices. I am now searching for a piano for my daghter. She is going to piano classes at school. I want to buy her piano for practice at home. I stopped at nice sounding home digital piano. There are some really good models for beginners. I hope she will be a nice pianist. Pay attention on your children`s talents, guys!


Hi mate , I have the same digital piano , it's really has very good sound
Technology Market / Re: Tape To Mp3 Converter Urgently Needed Pls by Lmaomen1(m): 7:10pm On Oct 01, 2019
larrydan:
To convert the audio you need software and programs. My friend is experts in such things, he is working with different formats and could convert all types of files. He started to teach me some program and explain how to work with audio files. Now I am just able to download mp3 from youtube converter that even children know how to do it.

Thanks for sharing ,cool site
Agriculture / Re: What Does Grow Room Tent Require? by Lmaomen1(m): 12:44pm On Sep 30, 2019
I personally prefer to use for the best harvest a grow tent which is perfect for an indoor environment. There are many size variation and you can choose the ideal tent for your space. It is very durable and it could regulate temperature for ideal growth. I advise to read more about 5 Best Grow Tents In Canada 2019 and get the affordable one which will meet all your requirements.

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Romance / Re: My Online Dating Experience. by Lmaomen1(m): 7:38pm On Sep 29, 2019
irishCream:
Hello Romancelanders I want to narrate my experience with online dating.

Have always been sceptical about online dating but decided to give it a try after a one year break of dating. I opted out of my previous affair because my ex's family was against him marrying from my tribe so had to end the shiiit, and i gave myself a break since he was acting so indecisive about the whole thing. Now my experience...

I am one of the few nairaland babes that do respond to pm especially if your contribution to this forum has been matured and reasonable irrespective of the section you frequent.

So of all the pms I do have, I sieve and respond to few but so far I'm not impressed with the calibre of men searching online.

After taking risk to exchange my contact and get to meet (in chaperone oh) few of them,about 3, I found out that most men searching online has something terrible about them that makes ladies turn them down in real life that's why they run to online; it is either they are unkempt, razz or not presentable. Some can't even talk like a real man, they are either too weak or timid in real life, no class no nothing.

Forget all those edited pictures used as dp and the likes most of them in real life are dirty!!!

How can a grown up guy don't know how to clean up and look neat. I mean why must your personal hygiene be zero You're meeting someone for the first time and your mouth oozes. I mean, who does that Or is that also attributed to poverty?

I have male cousins that earn less than 50k in a month but they still look neat and presentable.

Is there someone that has experienced the same, be it with male or female?

Or am I alone in this

I tried to meet girls on the Internet many times. I met in Tinder, Badoo and Facebook, but I was harassed and when we met face to face, I had the feeling that they were just homeless, because they looked messy and not presentable .All this situation wildly infuriated me and I decided to try something new, namely a site for online dates, for lovers of bdsm or fetish. I hadn’t been interested in this before, but all these groomed fat girls got me. I registered at http://altdating.club and after some For a while, I started talking with one hot model. After a while we met and I was shocked by how sexy and beautiful she is. As a result, we have been together for two years and I have wild sex with this beauty with BDSM elements every day. Do not envy guys)
Properties / Re: Finishing Of 3 units of 3bedrooms Holiday Cottage For Diaspora Client by Lmaomen1(m): 12:08am On Sep 28, 2019
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It looks very high quality, it’s great that you care about your clients. I had a wedding 2 weeks ago and I couldn’t find a beautiful place to spend my honeymoon. I found one option, I thought that everything would be fine, but despite the beautiful nature, the house itself was in terrible conditions and I had to look for other options. I was lucky that my friends found me a cozy cottage with a beautiful view of the lake in Suffolk. Now I am here and I am really happy with my wife. It is just an amazing atmosphere and fresh air .I sometimes woke up I confess and feel like a prince in a fairy tale. This place has a rich history and beautiful landscapes and I am thinking about how to extend my honeymoon.
Travel / Re: The World’s 20 Most Dangerous Countries For Foreigners by Lmaomen1(m): 11:11pm On Sep 27, 2019
brainstorm214:
Thank you very much for this amazing article. Really, it is very important to learn something about the country in which you want to go. Frankly speaking, I had a situation when I could make a mistake that could finalize my life. So, I had a little vacation and I decided to go somewhere to relax and to take some motivation for working (I am journalist in the shop). I told my wife that I want to visit Thailand and we bought tickets, but, one of my friend told me that I should take a look firstly on a site about safe traveling and I accepted this. After that I decided that better will be to stay at home or to find an another place to visit. It helps me a lot, because I didn't know that this place can be dangerous. I advise everybody to be careful when you decide to go somewhere abroad in vacation. Good luck!

Hey, friend, I can certainly claim that there are a lot of dangerous places in the world that you mustn't visit ever! Thank you for the information, and I guess that people will be able to find some new information for themselves about the places where they can travel to

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Fashion / Re: Pictures: Latest Designer Handbags. Wholesale/retail Available. by Lmaomen1(m): 10:31pm On Sep 27, 2019
Ugh... This annoying fashion... Once again... Thank heaven my wife didn't see this post with handbags, because she loves these stupid handbags so much... She already has approximately 8 handbags and still asks me to help her new handbag... To be honest, I'm sick and tired as she wants trendy, fashionable handbags... But such handbags cost a lot, however, thank heaven once I found an awesome site with replica handbags where I can buy these sh*ty handbags with a huge discount. To be honest, a single handbag purchased from that site is enough to calm my wife down on half a year, but then she asks for a new one... It would be better if she asked me a car, because car is much more useful than these handbags...
Business / Re: Best 10 Online Loan Lenders In Nigeria by Lmaomen1(m): 8:38pm On Sep 27, 2019
Konstantine99:

Well, payday loans are only a tool that you use to get yourself out of some bad situation. How you use this tool is up to you, if you pay on time, trust me, it is better than banks
Yes, I agree with you, this is not some shady business, it is an option if you are in desperate need of money and you don't want to go through all the hassle with the banks, that can waste you a lot of time with all the paperwork. This year my department was closed and I lost my job, it was so unexpected and they didn't even warn us, so I was left without work and with almost no saves. I also had to pay rent, buy food and stuff like that, so you can imagine how hard it was. I got myself a small loan from [url="https://expertpaydayloans.com/"]Expert Payday Loans[/url], it was fast and it helped me stabilize until I found a job a week later. So, what I want to tell you is that you don't need to be scared of loans, just be careful how you are using them, and don't ignore the contract you signed.

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