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MrFly:
u have a very good handwriting and ur grammatical construction is second to none... mtcheew

Thankyou Mrfly,But You See Those Who Gives A Fvck About Your Critism Went That Way

greygoblings:
Lol... You're calling me ignorant? Please educate yourself. https://www.nashvillezoo.org/our-blog/posts/turtles-vs-tortoises#:~:text=Tortoises%20have%20more%20rounded%20and,%2C%20more%20water-dynamic%20shells.&text=One%20major%20key%20difference%20is,and%20'elephantine'%20hind%20legs.

Tortoise don't have claws and webbed feet. Tortoise don't stay in water or swampy areas. Know something or someone before you call them ignorant. You might just be making your folly just evident to others.

So The One In The Pics Had Webbed Feet? Thank U Sha .
Smh

Dubai Fine Sha,
See Oil Money At Work.
Our Own In Nigeria I Dont Understand If Its Palm Oil Or Condem Engine Oil That We Extract And Sell.
Perhabs Its Because Dubai Dont Have Too Many Useless Political Positions.
BTW Ma Op Those Pics Reminds Me Of Our Popular Socialite Ray Hushpuppy,
He Was A Keen Dubai Resident
And Good In Shopping Spree.
Any Place He Is Today May His Puffy Soul Rest In Prison

9jaRealist:
DISGUSTING, DISGRACEFUL AND DESPICABLE!
>

Keep Kwayet Dia Joor,
Bunch Of Hypocrite Everyway.
So When U Eat Your Cow And Bush Meat Its Not Disgusting And Disgraceful,
The Other Animals You Eat Are They Manufactured In A Factory Or Did They Write In Their Flesh "eat Me"?
honestly Its Better To Keep Your Believe To Yourself.
Dont Condamn Because You See A 6 While I See A 9.

wharley01:
you should be arrested for using Operamini in 2021

Funny U
So I Should Use Encripted (TOR/Onion) Browser Because I Want To Access A Regular ( Nairaland) Website?
Some Comments Are Not Worth Making.

GameGod:
God punish u, bastar-d

Product Of Unprotected Sex, Thats What U Are, Chow Chow Chow Without Clue What To Talk About

greygoblings:
Well it's a turtle not a tortoise. Know the difference.

Thanks But U Are Ignorant Here So Dont Quate Me, This One Has Finger Nails. Turtle Has Flat Arms For Swimming And Their Shell Is Smoother Than Tortoise Own.

MartinsD12:
Go and eat vultures and come and post it here, iberiberism.

Ntoor !

bhella10:
This is an endangered species abeg leave it out of your vendetta

Consult Wikipedia Bro, Atleast Not This Specie Of Tortoise, Go Search For Them In Their Right Inhabitat And U Will Know There Are Millions Out There, They Also Dominate Most Of Niger Delta Swams,we Know U Are Very Educated.
But Atleast Make A Research Before Posting. Thanks

MartinsD12:
This shows your mentality is too low, I grew up eating cow meat, fowl, goat meat and for your information we don't worship tortoise, you are the hypocrite here, why eat tortoise when there are other meat out there some things are conventional, I don't even know why am replying a low mentality like you, mofo.

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Thank God U Mention Eating Goat And Fowl Which Are Manufactured In The Factory

This Post And Idea Works Faster For Those Who Tried To Buy Dope ( Cocain And Weed) And They Got Scammed.
Or Niggars Who Wanted To Load Client CC Through Aboki Wire And He Hijack The Money After Loading It.
If U Are In Any Of The Above Situation Pls Kindly Report To Any Nearest Police Station, They Will Respond Faster And I Bet You Wont Be Asked Of The Scammer Pics Or Email Addres

Na Orhobo Name
Their Name Dey Always Pass 10 Letters For Single Name And More Than 50 Letters If U Add Papa And Grandpa Name

MartinsD12:
And you think eating tortoise would make you wise, Op you acted so foolish and heartless, how could you eat tortoise upon all the whole meat in the market, this is cruelty you should be arrested by now, what nonsense.

No Vex, But Tell Me U Dont Eat Cow Meat, Or Any Other Type Of Meat,
Because If U Do Then U Are The Most Foolish Hypocrite Here!
So The Cow And Fowl That U Kill And Eat Does Not Make U Cruel?
Or Dont They Have Their Own Right?
So Its Only Tortoise That Is Bad And Taboo Because Your Village People Worships It,
Smh Una Mentality Eh.

[quote author=lekki1444 post=99550606][/quote]

....Op Lets Wait A Minute, That Ekid Man Awamaikpe Is On His Way,
Am Here To Learn Too..
But Why Will I Call A Dirty Child 'Fine Boy'?
So As Not To Pay Fine?
Must We Lie Because Of Your Dirty Child?
Sha Lemme Bring Chairs For Ma Real Niggas Like Nuremuno And Others.
We Go Talk The Matter Tommorow Morning

..Anytime Anyday This Dude Above Me Known As Slawomiirr Is Always Proud Of His Real Niggaaz.
Infact Take Am;

picklighthouse:
You wanted to eat meat and what appealed to you was a tortoise? Really? Its not a crime o. But I'm just wondering. What part of the country are you from? Or you have roots in Asia somewhere? Tortoise? You stopped to actually buy one to take home and eat? I don't know what to say. Wish you well bro.

Dont condemn people bro.
"ONE MAN'S MEAT IS ANOTHER'S POISON!"
The above phrase has been around for several decades,
you need to go and ask your grandpa what it means.

lekki1444:
hehe explains why the retard will eat a tortoise if thats how he speaks

This guy your mumu nor be here o,
Cant you ignore some things in your life?
All your comment shows you are a big goober who is so jobless that you jump from comments to comments expressing your Deplated And fraustrating ass on how i typed and expressed myself in my thread.
if you behave fake because you are in the midst of large Audience you then good for you.
as for me i've got no issues on how i express myself.
am Nigerian, am native, am pidgin, and am in NAIRALAND.
So atleast 90% of viewers here understand pidgin quite well
and thankGod they all read and comprehend that i bought killed and ate a tortoise.
If you want me to rewrite the thread using correct pronounciations, grammers and punchlines then you opt to
Create your own YANKEELAND.COM and register wole soyinka or patrick obahighon there.
dont be talking as if my papa school fees na waste when your own certificate cant even get u a job that will make you comfortably buy Even N1000 Suya.
NONSENSE AND SPARGETTII!

Numerouno94:
My main Niggarr...U mean say u chop dat old creature? omo u try ooo.

na so na, u know say we nor get two lives.
atleast wen i die i fit Brag wit angel gabriel say "nor try me oo, you know the kind tortoise wey i chop for earth?"
LWKMD!

Yankiss:
Well, I dont understand this African mentality. You didnt know that keeping this rarity is far more profitable than killing and eating. It's a great attraction. I will pay anything to see a live Tortoise and I think many other people I know. Wow, everything is NOT food. Tortoises are endangered species.

I Dont Understand Your Yankee Mentality Too, Tortoise Are Not Endangerd Species, Tho U Wont Find Them In Lagos And Northen States Because The Lands Are Arid And Built Up. But Come Down South Of The River Niger And Watch Them Cross Roads Especialy In Bayelsa

kalu01:
. I need the eggs do you still have them?

*oh Sorry I Disposed Them Before Traveling Back

Hauptmann:
There are so many maniacs and very useless people on nairaland. This thread has made that very obvious.

Because You Dont Eat Tortoise Dont Mean Those That Eat It Are Incomplete, Remember One Man Meat Is Anothers Poison.
We Move.

BluntCrazeMan:
You don't even know the difference between tortoise and turtle..

Zoom The Pics Or Get A Glass Bro,
What I Snaped Has Nails While Turtle Dont,
Turtle Has Flat (web)Foot Ane They Live In Water,
Beside The Gat Smoother Shell Than Tortoise

A Quick Search On Google About Tortoise Meat Gave Me This:

Unfortunately The poor Tortoise had 3 eggs in it.
And The eggs was exclusively given to me.
I Asked what to do with it and they said Its very valuable and i can sell it for N1000 each to Native Doctors.
But i be stranger for here na.
How i wan see Native doctor were go buy am?
one old man around said i should sell them on facebook
(Papa nor sabi wetin facebook be o)
but I Orderd Them To Boil It Instead Let Me Have A Taste Of It,
Omo Till I Left There 2 Days After The Egg Nor Gree Don,
The Soft Shell Still Dey Liquid State
I Commot The Nonsense Troway.
Come Put That Noisy Song Play To Make Me Forget It

The Last Pics I Took Before We Started Working On Stomach Infracstructure
You Know This Is Nigeria We Dont Believe Taking It To The Zoo,
I Was Like;
No No No! There Are Other Tortoise In The Zoo!
U Can Go There An Play With Them If U Want To,
If Na This Tortoise For Here I Go Chop Am O,
Modified:
To Thos Qoating Me Pls The Chinise That Eat Frog, Turtle, Snakes, Lizard An The Rest Is Their Country Not Still Developed?
If U Think Nigeria Is A Backward Country Because We Eat Animals Like Tortoise Then U Need Psyco Help,
BTW Who Told U Guys Tortoise Are Endangerd Species?
Pls Refer To Other Animals Not Tortoise That Are In Abundant In Niger Delta Swams.
Others That Say It Was For Ritual Purpose I Have Nothing To Tell U Since Thats How Good U Can Make Use Of Ur Dumb Brains.
I Apologise For Not Taking Pics Of The Tortoise MEAT But That Was Mainly Because We Ate It At Night,beside Everybody Put Hand Chop The Meat Sef.
As For The Shell I've Departed Bayelsa Bt I've Asked My Friend To Send Pics Via Whatsapp

The Lady Who Sold It Told Us She Picked It At Her Backyard At Night.
I Wondered What Such Creature Was Looking For There And I Gat The Explanation That She Lives Near A Swampy Area And Since We Are In Dry Season Most Of The Water Are Dried Out Thats why The Tortoise Look For Other Places To Lay Their Bossom.
After It Preparation I Couldnt Take Pics Of It Meat Because It Was Done In Night.
The Flesh Had Quite A Diffrent Taste From Beef,Pork And Other Common Meat You Know,
It Was Yummy Tho And It Was Full Of Fat Oil,
They Said It Was A Very Matured One Perhabs 50 Years Old
Ladies And Gentle Men Even If U Boil The Meat For 1 Week U Cant Chew The Bone.
The Bone Strong Die!
But I Understood This Because The Tortoise Was Damn Heavy.
Modified:
To Those Forming Well Educated Let Me Re Inforn U That As I Stated Earlier, I Bought It Bcs I Was Curius To Knw How Tortoise Taste,
And For The Preparation It Was Done At Night And I Was Out Wit The Guy I Came To Visit So I Wanst Around To Take Pics
More Pics:

So Guys I Was Tired Of Lalasti.clala Showing Us The Snake People Killed,
Thats Why This Tortoise Catched My Attention And I Decided To Buy It
Actually I Traveled To Bayelsa Last Weekend To Visit A Friend When I Spotted A Lady Trying To Sell This Tortoise By The Roadside,
We Pulled Over And She Told Us Its N5,000 Last Price.
I Am Not Use To Tortoise So I Decided To Buy Out Of Curiusity Since We Had A Neighbor Who Knows How To Prepare It Anywere
Funniest Thing Is That The Poor Animal Has Been Digested Since.
Na Only Him Shell Remain Sef!
Omo Tortoise Bone Strong Die

Ekemeze:
well, if that's how u take it. I know its wrong.

Ok Then. do U Stay In Aks?

Ekemeze:
Tell me one country that is completely free of all that you've mentioned?

I was thinking u would mention bombing, genocide of some sort. There is no clime completely free of those minimal crimes u listed.

I Quoted That Mainly Because U Said "100' %,
What U Mean By 100% Means A K S Is COMPLETLY Crimeless
Which U Know It Is Wrong.

Ekemeze:
AKS is 100% safe.

Lol, A K S That I Know? Which Part Exactly?
Eket? Uyo? Ibeno? Oron? Where?
A K S Boys Are Keen Cultist,
Infact I Heard There Are Bike Snathers At Nite In Eket, I Also Read How Cultist Executed Some People During Ibeno Day Last December, Even In Uyo There Are Part U Cant Walk Alone At Nite Before Guys Go Snatch Your Phone Or Rob U Wit P O S. Especialy Itam Market Area, Oga There Is No Nigeria State That Is Safe Now, U Can Mention Another State I Bet I Wil Tel U All About It!

After Lil frosh Don Climb U Like Ladder