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Oga buying a 2021 Mercedes maybach for your mummy ain't bad.
you may consider packaging it with Gold IPhone 11+ pro.
Adding a UK made hollandis wrapper ain't that bad too.
Give her some 24k gold Meat.
And buy her some silver and golden jewelries...
go to Amazon.com and order for a $800k handbag for her.

If you are done buying all those and you are still not satisfied come back here and I will give you more Lists on what to buy..
stop sounding like there is no Beautiful things in the market for your mummy

She mean you are a SIMP

So there Are still SIMPs In this 2021?
Op you need friends like the one below not Burden called girls..

Google can not help too

Yea most people might Not know how to say the following sentences in a correct English..
Pls if you know kindly drop the correct answers So that others may learn....

QUESTIONS:-

1- "Wahala for who nor sabi book"

2- "You sabi how many years I take senior you"?

They Probably Paid the Army to Escort them there..
Else I trust Ibadan mobs,
they wouldn't just stand there and watch them bathing without picking bottles and sticks on them
But let's come back home if really that is true then is this what THE NIGERIAN ARMY FORCE Been reduced to?

hmmm

cosmos2000:
Can you help me with the download size of the Kali linux, I wanna download it

3-4 GB
But why Kali?
don't download it if you ain't into pentesting...
Try Ubuntu OS if you are tired of your regular window..
Kali isn't for Newbie except you feel comfortable to launch some software with a command line...
But if into pentesting I recommend backbox or parrot.
they are user friendly..

Ayade with his white Hippotamos projects sef,
pls is Tinappa resort still working?

kingxsamz:
These phones are overrated. Tecno spark 4 over these craps any day.

no that is not you talking. I doubt. that is capital P talking

you are good to go..
the last time I had a girlfriend was in 6 August 1924 and she was 4years younger than me..
girls with those age brackets will give you more respect...


oh wait! am not talking about Nigerian Girls o!!!!

Am not a bad person I will help you my sister

wall mirror 5k
wall clock 4k
foam 40+k
bedsheets 3k
sofa (two seater) 60k
Gas cylinder 6kg 8k
table burner 10k
Tokumbo TV 20k
gotv 10k (plus sub)
pots/plates 10k
Fan (incase no AC) 8K
Broom/parker/mob 3k
book shelf (50 books) 20k
wardrobe (standing) 120k
paints(for room) 5k
clothes hanger per dozen 2k
fridge (table top) 50k
I pass my neighbor 30k
stabilizer 20k
Electric iron 5 k
home theater (medium) 20k
center table 12k
matches N20
kitchen cupboard (smallest) 30k
hand fan N200
rag 1k
extension socket 2k
Lamp 2k
mosquito net 2k
frypan 3k
Flipflop (slippers) N300
Toothbrush N200
Two plastic chairs 15k
laundry basket 1k
padlock 1K
5 Toilet paper 2k (jumbo size)
bathing soap 1carton 1k
Detergents 1k
sponge N500
Sanitary pads 2k
Bra/panties 5k
lipstick 1k
eyelashes 1k
mascara 1k
eye pencil N500
hand bag 4k
handkerchief N500
Torchlight 2k
spoons and fvks 3k
bathroom buckets 3k
lingerie (night dress) 3k
and lastly a packet of Chewing gum 1k..


OP AM VERY SORRY YOU MIGHT NEED TO STAY WITH YOUR PARENTS TILL YOUR MONEY COMPLETES,
OR YOU BUY THE MOST IMPORTANT TO YOU..

Ojey1234:
go into pig farming. go into ice block go into pos go into vegetable planting go into card and data selling go into ok cloth/shoes selling go into grilling in a big bar go into day old to 2weeks birds go into poultry feed selling go into under Wear selling

take bros. you sabi smalll

SO THIS LADY IS TENI SISTER AND YOU GUYS DIDN'T TELL ME?....
BTW WHY ARE THEY LIVING IN ABROAD??
SO AFTER VOTING FOR CHANGE YOU ABANDONED US HERE ABI?

Smartixy:
I just want to know what legal action can they take.

they craftly pass you the warning without Saying what action they would take against you should you fail to comply..
to me they MAY just block you from all their platforms and services for ever(If they detect any of your Trail again)..
apart from that it may just be an initial gra-gra(IGG)
We ve gat lots of sophisticated users who tries to exploit their database on daily basis,but how many of them have you heard Facebook ever took real legal action against?
most they do is to patch and reinforce their domain..
but better still am warning you to stay out of trouble..

That is a very serious Threat..

which means you have obviously crossed their Ads Terms and conditions Rules..
They must have red flagged your apps maybe due to your unlicenced activities which they are against..
according to the PDF you are monetizing in those platforms and gaining access to their users data without their permission..

Op just play along and free yourself from them then deactivate everything you have to do with Facebook Inc afterwards..

Learn to monetize using other platforms.
mark ain't Tolerate any Competitor or 'sophisticated users' in his Domain.
main reason he Is always eavesdropping on all his users.
Facebook and detectorship is like Kim and North Korea

If I waste my beautiful time reading that post make Nairaland Bot block my account.
nonsense!

I heard that am the only person who didn't vote for buhari in our community during last general election..

And Till Date I am very proud of that Acknowledgement!

teesugar:
you forgot Amy Winehouse and Whitney Houston. May God help us!

not us but them..
or do you take hard drugs too?

just kidding

He mostly looks innocent from the P square feuds.
But I can see this guy was milking his brothers dry in the name of being their manager..
Perhaps the main reason Peter left the group..

but what do I know,they say he is into real estate

This people are chasing shadows!
we all know football Has been monetized..
as long as we have;
BETWAY
BET365
BWIN
PLANETBET
PRIMIERBET
betking
sportradar
shop.bet9ja
skybet
optimizesrv
fastdlr
srvcraft
betfair
williamhill
parimatch
multicanais
paddypower
ladbrokes etc

Football Clubs shall remain and will always remain a Profitable business venture to Their owners and Management..

FatherCHRISTMAS:
Funny...


Bulletproof is useless and don't exist in a heated firefighter. Let me rephrase, jazz no dey work when bullet dey fly everywhere.

Those cowries you see attached to the dead man's garment is just normal accessories to scare small children and adult babies away. That's when soldiers go to war they use helmet so that flying bullets won't hit their head and incapacitate them completely.


Jazz no dey work for war front. Had it been it works, Africa would have been home to the strongest military force

chop knuckles

The man fled after the Central bank threatened to ban cryto Transactions just like Nigeria Did..
Na sense wan kee de man,
but unfortunately sense couldn't tell him he would be hunted to his last days..
2billion dollars ain't shit money!

Someone should help me tel that lady above me that human beings value and celebrate you after your demise than when you are still alive..
that practice is here to stay with us..
Or do you expect them to Burn down your corpse or feed It to Vultures
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Ojare I love the way they showed him the last respect...
Its very appealing to the eyes..

RIP DMX.....
But drugs is doing more harm than good to you American celebrities ..

#Michael Jackson
#Juice WRLD
#DMX etc
RIP!!!

Mr P Is Saying The Truth But That Does Not Stop His Status As An Upcoming Artist.
For Instance;
Mr P Can't Reach Out To Akon, Rick Ross, Awilo, T.I, Or Even Diamond Platmunz For Colloabo.
Those Guys Will Be Like:
"Niggar Who Gave You My Number" ?
And Mr P Will Start Explaining :
"Sorry Dont You Remember Me, ?
I Was Formally P Square,
The One Who Sang 'Chop My Money'.
Do U Remember Now?

LMAO!

Sorry, I Live Close To The Airport And I Use The Airport Wifi 24/7

Nawao!
Only N500 You Took Such Risk?
Buhari Open This Thread An See What U Ve Caused.

Thats A Double Blessing But It Can Also Be Double Problem If The Family Aint Got Enough Resources To Cater For Them All,
Na Only 2 Kids I Dey Find,
I Pray Say God Nor Go Shame Us With 5,
I Dont Wanna Be Father Abraham

Fear Women Una Nor Gree,
As I Dey So Even Our Dog Wey Be Woman I Dey Fear Am Because E Fit Bite You Without Warning.
R I P Bros,
But Na U Do Yourself.

I Felt Good, I Didnt Panic
Because I Used It For Nearly 3 Decades.
Lastly It Was A Buharitarian Expirience When I Lost The Phone Below:

Am Sorry To Disappoint U Op,
The Only Bar I Have Ever Visited Is Wine Bar.

And God Nor Go Shame Us

milliman:
Who said Yahoo Yahoo is not legitimate?

Una Nor Go Kee Pesin Pikin Wit Laff

No 135 Second Niger Bridge