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Romance › Re: Caring But Not Romantic by LMS1(m): 7:11pm On Apr 27, 2021

Havesomesense:
funny guy. if i catch your sista for bed, she no go fit walk after I'm done.

it isn't about the sex. I can make any girl cum multiple times, I get super power.

If you like bet with me.

omo see achievement! cheesy

but I better bet on bet9ja than bet on this your bragging..

Romance › Re: Caring But Not Romantic by LMS1(m): 7:09pm On Apr 27, 2021

bestabigaelever:
He is not my boyfriend Stop all these simp bullshit Let everyguy do what makes him happy

really? oya send me your number, that will make me happy but only for 0.66 milliseconds cheesy

Romance › Re: Caring But Not Romantic by LMS1(m): 7:08pm On Apr 27, 2021

bestabigaelever:
He is not my boyfriend Stop all these simp bullshit Let everyguy do what makes him happy

really? oya send me your number, that will make me happy but only for 0.66 milliseconds cheesy

Romance › Re: Caring But Not Romantic by LMS1(m): 6:23pm On Apr 27, 2021

bestabigaelever:
Stop this!

hanty is he your boyfriend? grin

nor vex I no no

Politics › Re: Boko Haram Now 250miles Away From Yorubaland by LMS1(m): 5:58pm On Apr 27, 2021

iammo:
No you shut up since you can't contribute anything intelligent

TheEnygma:
My friend shut up.

you guys should fight I will cheer you up:

moral! moral! moral! moral! moral! moral! grin

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Health › Re: Nigeria Should Impose Strict Travel Ban As Third Wave Of Coronavirus Rages India by LMS1(m): 5:53pm On Apr 27, 2021

you say wetin?
you well so?
I get appointment with Thai firm next month joor

Events › Re: Suggest A Gift Of 100k Maximum I Can Get For Woman by LMS1(m): 5:48pm On Apr 27, 2021

Sonnobax15:
Lol,e reach to ask oh.

Make another niggar tell am to send am the least amount,you go surprise to see say he no go ever reply that nigga mention again..

Celebrities › Re: MTN, Nengi, Josh2funny, Others Emerge GAGE Awards 2021 Winners (Pix) by LMS1(m): 5:46pm On Apr 27, 2021

Odewaleadesoye:
By the way, please help me like the picture in my profile....... Click on my name (username) above, scroll down and click like...... Please..... Thank you so much

Bro how much u go pay?
make I arrange like 500 people from our church come nairaland come like your pics?
grin

Events › Re: Suggest A Gift Of 100k Maximum I Can Get For Woman by LMS1(m): 5:40pm On Apr 27, 2021

undisputed25:
100k is nothing bro, compared to the current status of Nigeria.
The last time I check 100k is less than 250 USD
since it's convenient for me without borrowing..

I think it's cool
I pray may God bless us to see beyond the borders of this difficult era..

okay, oya wey Una dey see dis money sef?

Career › Re: Must Someone Suffer Before Making It In Life? by LMS1(m): 5:18pm On Apr 27, 2021*

-Dangote suffered to monopolize his sugar factory,
Today he gat only few competitors.

-Mark zukerberg suffered to make Facebook relevant.
Today he is richer than some countries.

-Nigerian politicians are suffering to get their share of National cake.
Today some of them own an apartment in Dubai.

-Naira Marley was suffered by EFCC,
Today he has made it.

-Nigerians were Suffered with change,
Today some of them have flee the country.

-Uncle Lalastlala suffered from Nairalanders as the Snake master,
Today he is best known for that cheesy

-OP you need to suffer before this post is being moved to the front page grin

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Travel › Re: What Is Your Worse Mid-air Flight Experience? by LMS1(m): 4:23pm On Apr 27, 2021*

Mine was 8 months ago during covid lockdown.
I was traveling on a bombardier 232 aircraft from abuja enroute Cairo, Egypt.
It was barely 30 minutes after departure and we were mid-Air when our pilot spotted a Roadblock ahead.
He slowed down and a policeman came to our plane window and ordered us to go back that there was lockdown in Ethiopia and we can't fly over there..
I was frustrated so I called a little boy Hawking Oranges to buy some and I did...
But when we landed in Nigeria again I remembered I didn't collect my balance from the boy..
I was very Angry with the pilot because he was so much in a hurry to Reverse back while we were Mid-Air..
But am okay now cheesy

Events › Re: Suggest A Gift Of 100k Maximum I Can Get For Woman by LMS1(m): 4:13pm On Apr 27, 2021*

I better use the 100k to play bet9ja than use it to buy something for who isn't my mommy..
Op here is what to do:
Remove N200 and buy Rubber Chelsea Handband for her.
Then save N99,800 for raining season..
stop simping around with your money there are needy people out there who needs that money more..

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Politics › Re: What Will You Do If Nigeria Has 24/7 Electricity? by LMS1(op): 4:12pm On Apr 27, 2021

meobizy:
I will do exactly what I did in the year 1992; continue living.

Nawaooo!

Health › Re: What Happens When A Poison Expires? by LMS1(op): 4:05pm On Apr 27, 2021

taiyesoul:
Try eat am make u know how far. Death doesn't expire.

really am not a rat grin

Health › What Happens When A Poison Expires? by LMS1(op): 4:04pm On Apr 27, 2021*

I was asked by someone..
health practitioners pls clearify the question.

If a product like Drugs or Food Expires it is Known to be poisonous and Dangerous to the health.
But what happens when Poisons itself expires,
let's say a rat poison.
will the reverse happen?

Celebrities › Re: It Had To Be Davido – Teni by LMS1(m): 3:47pm On Apr 27, 2021

s/s WHO BE THIS TENIs Sef huh

Celebrities › Re: I Told My Wife That Marrying Me Was Like Commiting Suicide by LMS1(m): 3:45pm On Apr 27, 2021

www.Not In Nigeria.com cheesy

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Romance › Re: 9 Things To Consider While Searching For Your Complimenting Partner by LMS1(m): 3:31pm On Apr 27, 2021

NUMBER 2 IS SO ME!
IF I KEEP SOMETHING LET IT BE THERE.
EVEN IF I SET THE TV CHANNEL TO PORNHUB DONT CHANGE IT ELSE'......

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Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests 11 Suspected Internet Fraudsters In Port Harcourt. by LMS1(m): 3:29pm On Apr 27, 2021

paulolee:
the PlayStation na to use catch cruise and pass time when cliants don de dull online or to use relax from d stress of bombing

According to EFCC its not how you see it grin

Business › Re: What Your Take About Barbershop? by LMS1(m): 3:26pm On Apr 27, 2021

I will not take anything,
I will just barb my hair and go.

Jokes Etc › Re: Can You Translate This 2 Sentences Into Correct English? by LMS1(op): 3:22pm On Apr 27, 2021

ChiefSosa:
Wrong?

nooooo! not at all, in fact take am:

Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests 11 Suspected Internet Fraudsters In Port Harcourt. by LMS1(m): 3:15pm On Apr 27, 2021

So boys are now using PlayStation to scam their victims?...
wow I need to learn how they do it..
EFCC gudus to you,
we now know PlayStation is for scamming and not gaming.
grin

meanwhile OP Are you working for EFCC?.
3 Threads about them already all thanks to you!

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Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests Instagram Comedian, 34 Other Bitcoin Lleged Internet Fraud In Lagos by LMS1(m): 2:59pm On Apr 27, 2021

this people want to spoil hustle for our slawomirr.
look at that one disgusting as an Instagram comedian,
smiling for camara.

A real niggarr doesn't do comedy and Bombing at the same time- Slawomirr 2017 cheesy

meanwhile I light kpoli for my American counterpart

Jokes Etc › Re: Can You Translate This 2 Sentences Into Correct English? by LMS1(op): 2:53pm On Apr 27, 2021

ChiefSosa:
1- There would be problem for whoever is not intelligent.
2- Do you know the number of years I'm older than you with?

bro this your own shock me aswear down grin

Travel › Re: Hiking Idere Hills - The New Tourist Attraction In Oyo State by LMS1(m): 2:44pm On Apr 27, 2021

Travel › Re: Hiking Idere Hills - The New Tourist Attraction In Oyo State by LMS1(m): 2:43pm On Apr 27, 2021

OMO SEE VEGETATION!
I WISH I WAS A HERDSMAN,
I WOULD BE LEADING MY COWS TO THAT HILL RIGHT NOW!
grin

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Crime › Re: EFCC Arrest Bitcoin Vendor, Four Others In Ibadan by LMS1(m): 2:36pm On Apr 27, 2021

oga op they were arrested since 24th..

but EFCC should have removed N200 from their bitcoin money and give them a shave..
they look like escapees from owerri prison break..
cheesy

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Politics › Re: Insecurity: We’re Suffering Consequences Of 1975 Coup, Says Lai by LMS1(m): 2:28pm On Apr 27, 2021

Seun:
Didn't the man he works for seize power in 1983? Why didn't the man he works for fix the problems caused by the 1975 coup?

relax boss, we will do the comment for you cheesy

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Politics › Re: Insecurity: We’re Suffering Consequences Of 1975 Coup, Says Lai by LMS1(m): 2:27pm On Apr 27, 2021

wetin consern me...
I am not living in this Nigeria,
my own Nigeria is spellt backwards cheesy

Politics › Re: What Will You Do If Nigeria Has 24/7 Electricity? by LMS1(op): 2:25pm On Apr 27, 2021

TruthHurts1:

The aftereffects of early morning ogogoro has turned this one's head into a bowl of spoilt akamu.

really?
you need to undergo a cheakup then!

Politics › What Will You Do If Nigeria Has 24/7 Electricity? by LMS1(op): 2:19pm On Apr 27, 2021*

Almost all of us were born to experience Occasional Electricity Outage in Nigeria.
As a result we have become Used to this 'Normal' Setting,
But then some of us always complain That due to The country's Inconsistent electricity supply we can't undergo or establish one business or the other..
Now the questions is what will you really do if you wake up to electricity 24/7..?

Seun, Lalasticlala, Mynd44, Ishilove,

Celebrities › Re: MTN, Nengi, Josh2funny, Others Emerge GAGE Awards 2021 Winners (Pix) by LMS1(m): 1:48pm On Apr 27, 2021*

Wrong Choices!

They should replace That DSTV website with NAIRALAND.
I have never visited that Website and 202,435,654 million other Nigerians doesn't know it exist!

Until They do that Seun warn your boys not to move this Thread to Front page..

We hate Rubbish!!
cheesy

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