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Christianity EtcRe: Breaking: Odumeje Finally Forgives Ada Jesus, Gives Her N1 Million (video) by LMS1(m): 3:31pm On Apr 17, 2021
For Defamation!
Just For Defamation That Pastor Has Given Her N1 Million,
We Wey Don Dey Defame Buhari Since 2017 Common N100 Airtime Dem Never Dash Us,
This Our President Can Be Stingy Shaa.
Oga Pastor Would U Mind If We Defame You Too Then U Forgive Us Later?
Even If Na 5,5K Boys Go Manage cheesy


#say no to weed grin
RomanceRe: Love And Royalty: Queen Elizabeth II And Prince Philip by LMS1(m): 3:26pm On Apr 17, 2021
layiwola001:
FTC
Say No To Weed Una Nor Go Hear cheesy
RomanceRe: Is 75% Responsibility Too Much For A Man In Marriage? by LMS1(m): 3:04pm On Apr 17, 2021
Answer:
American Ladies Spend Their Money By Buying All Sort Of Expensive Groceres And 24k Carat Gold And Pets.
As For Nigerian Ladies They Spend Their Money On Data,
Infact According To The Fedral Ministry Of Agriculture,
An Average Nigerian Lady Spends Her Earnings In Buying Data For Instagram And Video Chat,
Also They Buy Cucumber For... Maybe Eating sha,
And Also Buying Armless And See-through Dresses,Cosmetics Etc..

Nor Be Me Talk Am
Na Ministry Of Agriculture. grin
Car TalkRe: What To Do If Your Tyre Bursts While On Top Speed by LMS1(m): 3:00pm On Apr 17, 2021
Numerouno94:
LMS1 my real niggarr.. Which kind question b dis na. gringrin
Bro Na Learning We Dey oo grin
TravelRe: This Is The Most Beautiful Place In Nigeria! Obudu Cattle Ranch In 2021 by LMS1(m): 2:58pm On Apr 17, 2021
Oga Show People The Pics Of The Ranch, Not Your Pics. You Nor Dey Instagram.
Car TalkRe: What To Do If Your Tyre Bursts While On Top Speed by LMS1(m): 2:50pm On Apr 17, 2021
And What Should I Do If The Airbag Release Itself While Am At Top Speed?
Just Asking From A FRiend Tho grin
CrimeRe: Fedex Mass Shooter Identified As 19-year-old Brandon Scott Hole (photos) by LMS1(m):
sad I Thought A 19 Year Old Is Suppose To Be In College?
Yet When Our 25+ Years Old Immigrants Go There To Search For Work Dem Go Do Like Say Black Men Na Jihadist.
Dear America Continue To Enjoy Your Freedom Of Gun Ownership.
Just Like We Are Enjoying Our Freedom Of Voting Useless People To Power grin
EventsRe: I Was Denied Food At A Funeral For Not Wearing "Aso Ebi" by LMS1(m): 9:34am On Apr 17, 2021
Moral of the story: Op is a long throat! grin

#say no to weed
CelebritiesRe: “why I Cannot Celebrate My Birthday Today” – Rita Edochie Makes Disturbing Revel by LMS1(m): 9:32am On Apr 17, 2021
doggedfighter:
Where's the revelation?
its in the bible. its the last book of the bible grin
BusinessRe: Cement Price Soar In South East by LMS1(m): 9:25am On Apr 17, 2021
Cement saga everyday.
I am not going to build any house till the price of cement comes down...
I want Dangote to be broke for a while before I buy his cement.
I don't like what I hate!


#say no to weed grin
CelebritiesRe: Black South African Prince & Rugby Player Killed By Police In The US (PIX) by LMS1(m): 8:59am On Apr 17, 2021
See As he die life him beautiful wife..

I never knew Hawaii women could be so beautiful..

I would love to Date from there and free this toxic Nigerian ladies..


but I don't know how to dodge their Numerous Volcanoes...
CelebritiesRe: Black South African Prince & Rugby Player Killed By Police In The US (PIX) by LMS1(m):
RIP Mr Bones...

IF not that 80% of our Business Client are based in the US,
I prefer China,Japan, and Germany to The USA 5x.

My reason is that Those countries don't legalize Guns like the U.S....

I heard there is a city in Japan called Tinghozhu and you can't play video games that involves Shooting of guns,
If you are got You spend 6Years in a Maximum prison
plus 5 months of No Sex.....


Don't mind me am lying grin

#say no to weed...
PoliticsRe: Katsina Government Employs Dogs To Secure Boarding Schools by LMS1(m): 8:31am On Apr 17, 2021
Dogs were dem go Lure with piece of meat??

sha RIP TO THE INNOCENT DOGS WHEN they BURST in!!!

In the US dogs works alongside The Cops,
But in Nigeria Dogs replaces the Cops....


sorry we nor even get Cops Sef.
wetin we get for Nigeria na corpse cheesy
PoliticsRe: Abandoned Newborn Baby Rescued From Public Latrine In Abuja by LMS1(m):
....I blame buhari,
if he was in the country all this while price of condoms would have been cheap and that baby's life would have been saved.....



#say no to weed cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Singer Crayon Blesses His Mum After 19 Years Of Her Selling Fruit On The Street by LMS1(m): 7:57am On Apr 17, 2021
I love crayons,
especially Blue colors...

But this crayon OP is talking about is a thief!
who knows how many times he stole from his mother to play bet9ja?...




say no to weed. grin
CelebritiesRe: Show Nigerians Indian Hemp Found In My House – CDQ Tells NDLEA by LMS1(m):
wink Oga CDQ follow use this your fame well o like Naira mali dem....
else we nor go remember you again after your storm is over cheesy
CrimeRe: Lagos Police Command Arrest Suspected Cultists, Armed Robbers In Ikorodu by LMS1(m): 10:29pm On Apr 16, 2021
The First Pix Why Is That Pregnant Man Holding A Black Elephant Tusk?

say no to weed cheesy
PoliticsRe: Amotekun Arrests Hundreds Of Cows In Ondo (Photos, Video) by LMS1(m): 4:59pm On Apr 16, 2021
So herdsmen now wear uniforms?
wow what a welcomed development,
I love their Red Uniform.
Wait! they even have a van!
Woow This government is really trying!! cheesy

But will buhari like it that u pipu are treating his tribesmen like this?
Am afraid he might revenge!



#say no to weed grin
Foreign AffairsRe: 8 Shot Dead, Multiple Wounded At Fedex Facility, Indianapolis - US Police (Pics) by LMS1(m): 9:31am On Apr 16, 2021
Americans And Mass Shooting Is Like Buhari And London.
But That Will Not stop Boys From Japaing To That America grin
RomanceRe: The Ugly Side Of Being An Extremely Beautiful Lady (true Life Experience) by LMS1(m): 7:56am On Apr 16, 2021
Zorr:
It's not easy to be a beautiful lady. Sometimes I hide so that I won't be noticed by some hungry men wink
Ya Papa grin
Lmao!
HealthRe: Have Been Eating Bread And Soft Drink Since Last Week Who Go Help Me Cook by LMS1(m): 7:53pm On Apr 15, 2021
Go To Appstore And Download Food App, It Is Very Useful And U Can Cook Any Type Of Meal U Like Inside The App. The Good Tin Is That U Gonna Earn Coins While Cooking. Thank Me Later Pal cheesy
PoliticsRe: National Security: IGP Unveils New Policing Vision And Crime Fighting Strategies by LMS1(m): 7:49pm On Apr 15, 2021
Kolo People, Dem Dey Announce Trap Give Rat?
RomanceRe: Couple Returns To Their Secondary School To Take Pre-wedding Photos by LMS1(m):
I Would Have Also Like To Try This But Unfortunately
My Former School Has Been Relocated To Another Area.
Secondly All My School Girls Broke Up With Me Since Graduation Day,
Thirdly I Dont Want To Remember How I Always Fail Trying To Solve Logrithms.
And Lastly My Former School Worwor Die To Snap Pictures grin
PoliticsRe: Qatar To Invest $5 Billion In Nigeria's Economy by LMS1(m): 12:20am On Apr 15, 2021
which cater?
the one wey near Dubai Abi
the one way dey produce cater motorcycle?

Qatar nor dey whine us, na Ghana Una go invest las las cheesy
CelebritiesRe: From Frying Garri To Beauty Queen - Lady Shares Shocking Pictures by LMS1(m): 6:30pm On Apr 13, 2021
Staged,
She Deliberately Carry Camara Go De Farm Go Snap Because She Know Say She Go Soon Stop Farm Work Come Start To Dey Run Street grin

But Make E Nor Be Like Say I Be Badbelle

Abeg Make Person Help Me Ask Her How Much She Been Dey Sell De Garri For Cup.... cheesy
CrimeRe: Gunmen Attack Ibadan Again, Abduct Female Soldier, Two Others by LMS1(m): 6:28pm On Apr 13, 2021
Oyo Operation Burst Is Being Bursted,
What A Country!
CrimeRe: U.S Cop Shot Dead By Drug Dealer During Highway Check In Scary Video by LMS1(m): 5:51pm On Apr 13, 2021
....
FamilyRe: So This Is Marriage? by LMS1(m): 7:48pm On Apr 12, 2021
I Was Here Too. grin
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Attack Ekori Police Station In Cross River by LMS1(m): 7:37pm On Apr 12, 2021
WTF!, 60% Of Ekori, Nko, Npkani And Ugep Youths Are Cultist. This Looting Is Mostly For Election Fights. And During Leboku Festival Showoff!
CrimeRe: U.S Cop Fired For Pepper Spraying A Black US Army Lieutenant In Sickening Video by LMS1(m): 7:31pm On Apr 12, 2021
Explorers:
By now battalion for don burn down the station.
Praise De Lord!! Explorers Don Dey Tire To Dey Form Ajebo For Nairaland grin
TravelRe: Horses Airlifted By Swiss Military To Test Evacuation Of Injured Animals(Pics) by LMS1(m): 9:04am On Apr 12, 2021
....
TV/MoviesRe: Cradel 2 Grave: It Was My Honour To Work With You, Jet Li Tribute To DMX(Pics) by LMS1(m): 4:24pm On Apr 11, 2021
Funny Enough, Its This Movie That Made Me Know D M X Not His Songs. RIP Man...

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