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RomanceRe: Why Are Men Always complaining About women. by LMS1(m): 2:28pm On Apr 18, 2021
Aloof:
The evolutionary purpose of a woman is to give Birth to babies and nurse them.
They don't provide security, neither do they provide food.
The men are wired to provide both food and security for the Women and kids.
If you are dating, there must be something that makes you want to date, maybe sex, attention or whatever..
Oga Charles Dawin, If Your Woman Bill You Say N100k Monthly For Comsmetics, Data Sub, Hair Dressing Etc Would You Happily Give Her Even When U Know She Does Not Use The Money In A Productive Way?

Anyway Mr Secretary Isnt Botherd,
Some Of U Do Opposite Offline.
TravelRe: The World's Most Powerful Passports For 2021 by LMS1(m): 2:17pm On Apr 18, 2021
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PoliticsRe: The Media Trial Of Isa Pantami - DailyTrust by LMS1(m): 2:01pm On Apr 18, 2021
This News Might Be True,
That Isa Pantamic Loves Anything Connected To Terrorism,
I Heard His Cap, Shoes And Shirt All Have Pictures Of Usama Bil Laden In Them.
I Also Heard He Loves Watching Terrorist Movies,
And Playing Video Game That Is About Fighting And Terrorism.

Nor Be Me Talk Am O,
Is Heard That I Heard cheesy
RomanceRe: How My Friend Fiancee Family Refused To Accept His Marriage proposal ecause Of I by LMS1(m): 1:04pm On Apr 18, 2021
Dissap:
What the fvck is your problem? sad sad
Am Sorry I Didnt Fvck My Problem.. Am A Born Again In Christ ! cheesy
RomanceRe: How My Friend Fiancee Family Refused To Accept His Marriage proposal ecause Of I by LMS1(m): 1:02pm On Apr 18, 2021
Dissap:
What the fvck is your problem? sad sad
PoliticsRe: BREAKING!!! New IGP, Usman Bans Police Road Blocks, Releases 12 Point Agenda by LMS1(m):
Audio!,
We Have Seen Similar Agenda To Yours In The Past And Yet Nothing Worked Out.
Dismantling Of Road Blocks Na Today?

Officer Abeg Keep Quiet Chop Your Money In Peace,
Na That New Position Dey Shag You.

I Doubt You Will Prove Me Wrong. grin
RomanceRe: How My Friend Fiancee Family Refused To Accept His Marriage proposal ecause Of I by LMS1(m): 12:51pm On Apr 18, 2021

RomanceRe: How My Friend Fiancee Family Refused To Accept His Marriage proposal ecause Of I by LMS1(m): 12:45pm On Apr 18, 2021
Dissap:
grin lipsrsealed lipsrsealed wink embarassed lipsrsealed shocked tongue lipsrsealed undecided embarassed huh shocked sad lipsrsealed cheesy tongue lipsrsealed embarassed cool cool tongue lipsrsealed undecided undecided huh huh shocked sad angry grin cheesy wink smiley wink grin grin angry sad sad shocked cool huh tongue embarassed lipsrsealed tongue cool shocked sad sad angry shocked huh embarassed undecided cry cry kiss lipsrsealed embarassed huh shocked sad angry grin cheesy wink embarassed huh tongue undecided wink tongue cheesy grin grin tongue smiley lipsrsealed
Oga Seun How Old Is This Kidhuh

PoliticsRe: Owerri Jailbreak: More Names, Photos Of Escaped Prisoners Wanted By Police by LMS1(m): 7:18am On Apr 18, 2021
Some Of Them Are Damn Ugly.
NCS Should Improve In The Camara Quality They Use In Taking Their Pictures..
By The Way Did NCS Placed Any Bounty On Them?
They Should Place A Price Tag On Each Escapee,
Only That Would Make Their Search Much Faster grin
CelebritiesRe: Cardi B Reacts To Akuapem Poloo’s Jail Sentence Over Nude Photoshoot (photos) by LMS1(m): 7:39pm On Apr 17, 2021
Ok, That Is Good Of Cardi B, This News Has Made Buhari Resign.
FamilyRe: "My Father Checks My Private Part To See If Someone Sleeps With Me" –Young Lady by LMS1(m): 7:15pm On Apr 17, 2021
In Xvideo Scene Like This Is Called Fvcked Up Family grin..

I Have Noting Else To Say Since The Defendant Herself Is Defending The Defendee..


#Say No To Weed grin
FoodRe: You Won't Soak Garri Is Not Your Portion Say Amen(photos) by LMS1(m): 7:06pm On Apr 17, 2021
Pipu Go Just Wake Up Create Nonsense Thread,
If I Nor Soak Garri Wetin I Go Come Soak.?
When We Been Go Malay Sef We Put Like 20 Cups Of Garri For BriefCase,
Na For 9ja I Go Come Dey Form?
Garri+sugar+salt+milk+suya+snacks= over balanced diet grin
PoliticsRe: Obsession With Ladies Endowment Has Broken Empires by LMS1(m): 6:35pm On Apr 17, 2021
Op Your Post Nor Get Jara? Copy Copy!
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Snake Species Is This? by LMS1(m): 6:21pm On Apr 17, 2021
It Is Called Milipede Snake,
The Name Was Coined By Mr Milipede Li Zongchi,
A Chinese Man Who Lived In The West Coast Of Azeibaijan In The 18 Century.
The Snake Was First Introduced To Nigeria In 1984 By The Famous American Sailor Sir Albeit Eisten (1774-1908)..
cheesy
Oga Lalasticlala Pls Come And Rescue A Brother Here oo
They Think Am Saying The Truth grin
CelebritiesRe: Actress Funke Akindele ‘Gifted’ Brand New Lexus LX 570 SUV (Photos, Video) by LMS1(m): 6:11pm On Apr 17, 2021
This Is All I Have To Say:
'Tajj pgG pjgmtp hpdgt ga jgqag tgjhahtjga gmgagt gagjgja tjbtjak ujaj atjgpajg tgajg mhjag tgagtg agjgpa gagt gjgatga gajgt ag akbjbja'

Translation:
I Dont Believe She Was Gifted,
But Since She Belongs To The Female Genger,
Then I Believe It..


#Say No To Weed. grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Pictures & Video From Prince Philip's Funeral In London by LMS1(m):
RIP Prince Philip,
Your 99 Years Old Manhood Shall Surely Live On.

Quote By Fatima Johnathan -2014 cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Eke: No Man Is Responsible For My Success by LMS1(m): 5:42pm On Apr 17, 2021
ednut1:
But you did yansh to attract high value men lol
"Why U Tink Say That Banny Do Yansh?
Even Some Lekki Boys Dey Do Yansh" -Erigga 1928 grin
CelebritiesRe: Beautiful Us-based Cameroonian Actress, Olive Eko Set To Join Nollywood Industry by LMS1(m): 5:25pm On Apr 17, 2021
Set To Join? Join Asin How? To Kiss And S3x In Movie Scene Huh?
CelebritiesRe: ‘I Don’t Believe In Girlfriend And Boyfriend’ – American Actress, Keke Palmer by LMS1(m): 5:22pm On Apr 17, 2021
Romanoff:
Rotfl. More like my husband.
Okay My Regards To Him, And Dont Fail To Change His Tooth Brush Every Two Two Years, Be A Good Bride, Bye Bye grin
CelebritiesRe: "I Spent My Money On Women In Owerri Years Ago" - Socialite Soja Rex Say by LMS1(m): 5:13pm On Apr 17, 2021
Op Am So Sorry I Didnt Read It,
I Only Read The Part That He Said He Sold Oranges In A Room But The Bouncers Are All Married,

Pls Can Someone Summarise The Topic?


#Say No To Weed grin
CelebritiesRe: ‘I Don’t Believe In Girlfriend And Boyfriend’ – American Actress, Keke Palmer by LMS1(m): 5:10pm On Apr 17, 2021
Romanoff:
This is the plain truth.

If you're going to be in a relationship, define it, a situationship (where nobody toasted the other or made their intentions clear, Una just dey deceive unasef dey shag. Until you ask, what are we? And get the biggest sock of your life).

Is it for marriage, is it for shagging, is it so you are not lonely?

Define it and make quarterly review.

That way, if it's not heading where you want, end it with your full chest.

In all, shun fornication, e no dey pay, especially as a woman.
Is Your Boyfriend Tall In Complexion?
Am Asking Because I Want To Snatch You From Him cheesy
TravelRe: Citizenship. Which Should I Choose Between Nigeria Vs Cameroon by LMS1(m): 4:49pm On Apr 17, 2021
Op Before U Travel To Your Camaroun Here Are A Few Things You May Wish To Consider:

1: Voting Buhari Out Of Power First!

2: Learning To Speak Cuma Ti Ta Pe(french)

3: Learning How To Stop Screaming "Up Nepa"! While In Cameroun.

4: Learning How To Stop Hearing About ESN, Biafra, Tinubu, APC, Bandits, Chibok, Davido And Chioma Saga, Buhari In London, Prison Break, And Dangote Cement Price cheesy


Op If You Need More Tips Pls Send "MORE" To 2452,
Service Charge Is N750 Per Week grin
RomanceRe: Above Everything Else, Marry A Person With Financial & Emotional Intelligence ! by LMS1(m): 4:46pm On Apr 17, 2021
Long Story,
Before I Marry U I Will Count 200 Grains Of Rice And Give U To Cook,
If E Full Pot Then U Are A Wife Materiel But If I Doesnt Then U Are A Farm Tool!. grin
CrimeRe: Music Producer, Four Others Nabbed For Alleged Cybercrime In Uyo by LMS1(m): 4:35pm On Apr 17, 2021
Nawaoo!
Before Before AKS Boys Nor Dey Press,
But Now Na There Be Training Ground For G Boys,
I Hear One Of My Padi From Lag Tell Me Say He Dey For Training In Uyo.
I Ask What Type Of Training He Said "Bombing" cheesy
I Then Asked Why Uyo He Said Its Because The State Na Newbie For Street Matters And EFCC Hardly Raid Boys There.
RomanceRe: 4 Nigerians Tell Us What It Is Like Losing Your Partner by LMS1(m): 4:23pm On Apr 17, 2021
God Nor Go Shame Us.
My Expirience Only Ends In Video Games,
And I Like It Like That!
Because I Dont Like What I Hate :O
EducationRe: (PHOTOS AND VIDEOS)!! Two Secondary School Students Shot Dead During Attack by LMS1(m): 4:21pm On Apr 17, 2021
Rip To Them,
All This Is Lack Of Job And Overpopulation,
SportsRe: Norwich City Seal Promotion To The Premier League, Players Celebrate (Photos) by LMS1(m): 4:08pm On Apr 17, 2021
Congratulations Norwish City Gospel Church,
The Lord Will Always Be With U.
But You Guys Cut My Bet9ja Ticket Of 2.5 Million In 2002
I Can Never Place A Bet On You Again.

Wait First!
Was There Bet9ja In 2002?


#Say No To Weed. grin
PropertiesRe: Rent: Awka, Onitsha Residents Lament Hike In Rents by LMS1(m): 4:06pm On Apr 17, 2021
BedroomSecret:
Please, check my signature
I Wont Check, I Heard You Signature Is Very Ugly, I Think U Have A Bad Handwritting! Go Fix It grin
PropertiesRe: Rent: Awka, Onitsha Residents Lament Hike In Rents by LMS1(m): 3:57pm On Apr 17, 2021
I Hate To Say This But I Must Say It:
"Ajmaajagtgpgjgtjajgmtjajjgjgjptjjatgjgagtbgjagjamjmhjtajmagagt" To President Buhari.


That Is An Arab Word Meaning "Reduce The Cost Of Living In This Country Or Else"




#Say No To Weed grin
ProgrammingRe: Starting A Life In Programing, 5 Things To Know As A Fresher by LMS1(m): 3:55pm On Apr 17, 2021
SmartPolician:
However, Seun, Mynd44, Lala,

Nairaland has grown to the stage where a proofreader rids the articles of embarrassing typos before they are moved to the front page.
Nevertheless Nairaland
Targets Dometic Nigerians So Ridding Commets Will End Up Droping Its Daily Traffic By Some 10%+ Over Time.
Thanks To Restriction Of Speech You Are Trying To Advocate..
Seun, Lalasticlala, Mynd44

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