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PoliticsRe: 2023 Presidential Election - Prediction And Analysis Of Possible Outcome by LocalStandard1(m): 3:18pm On Jan 23, 2023
SadiqBabaSani:
A very useless Thread by a very cynical op,
When Obi becomes, how can you even Predict Atiku to win rivers 😂😂😂 Are you even following the mood of the nation at all?
The guy is a confused, hateful, short-sighted being. You can read his undertones.
PoliticsRe: 2023 Presidential Election - Prediction And Analysis Of Possible Outcome by LocalStandard1(m): 2:56pm On Jan 23, 2023
PassingShot:
Your eyes go clear very soon. Remain only 32 days.
My friend your tone and demeanor gave you away as a bitter hateful tribalist, an I understand. Refering to your fellow Southerner as "my brothers/sisters from across the River Niger is a huge reg flag of your real intentions.

Have you ever left the South West? Cos as a Northerner in the MB I promise you Obi is winning here. I see Peter Obi's outings in the North is eating you deep.
RomanceHow I Found Love On The Road And Got My T-shirt Torn In The Process by LocalStandard1(op): 2:47pm On Jan 23, 2023
Nairaland doesn't seem to have a section for this post and the event made me discover my true self and brought me joy maybe I leave it here.

This post carries a big twist some might not expect and it's a little lengthy so.

I think I will start like this....

Many of us are totally not happy cos we do jobs and engage in stuffs that we're not made for just to survive. I discovered my source of joy while on a traffic jam.

For some weeks now I have been feeling very bored, stressed and annoyed, and man has it been building up!

Some days ago someone needed me somewhere and on the actual day I was overworked, overwhelmed and very tired but I still didn't want to disappoint him, and it was getting late. The time was already about 9pm. My boss decided to give me a lift to my destination cos he lives in the same estate.

Stay with me now....

On our way we got stuck on traffic and unable to get out of it, we were stuck. A man wanted to pass through the road we were already on so he started shouting, first to the Keke Napep by our side, even slapping the tricycle and approaching very close as if to run over it, with people full inside.

I and my boss continued to watch while the tricycle moved, and then some guys came down and started challenging the driver. He now began shouting at us to move, threatening to hit our car if we don't. My boss was the first to be vexed and was answering him back, together with the other people from the tricycle. Things were now getting very tensed and violence was brewing in the atmosphere.

Out of the blues I got pissed off, dropped my phone and earpiece in the car and came out. Enraged! Hot!! I approached the guy's car and and by then people were already talking and talking and exchangeing words with the guy. I was having non of the talks, I challenged him for a fight, slapped his car, then he came down.

We sized each other, readying for a good fight. But he smelled of alcohol and so wasn't in his right senses. People say I leave him alone but I was already charged for a fight. He grabbed my t-shirt, one of my most beloved tops cos it brings out my bod after a good workout, tore it. Oh God, not my armless top my unfortunate friend. Now my man is older than I am, probably married with kids too, I sensed all these in him and I am a respectful person, but I have to do something my people. He already tore my top!!

I grabbed him and in seconds I brought him down, his back on the tarred road, I held him by the neck, choked him for some seconds before I let go. He was bleeding from the mouth from the punch someone else gave him before our aggressive short tango.

Note. I didn't punch or hit him, even though I am an amateur boxer and a lifter. I only wanted to intimidate him and make up for my torn clothe, so I only wrestled him to the ground almost safely so.

After that I went back to the car and sat. He Came to the car after packing his own car to continue the fight. By then quickly my mood changed for the better so I came down and just started pleading with him, I held him and directed him to his car, he removed his shirt, I helped him put it back on while I settled with him. We reconciled and I asked his name while I also told him my name. Then everybody went there way.

And that is how I discovered love. PHYSICAL COMBAT! Not the fight borne out of malice, grudge and hate but the approved and controlled type. Combat Sports.

And so there and then I discovered my love for physical fights is Unmeasurable. My hunger for combat since then have been insatiable, I couldn't sleep for long in the night just thinking and reminiscing on the event.

I used to so much love all the aggressive plays when I was a child that even then I didn't want to grow up just so I wouldn't have to stop. I loved to do all that on the sand, unending, other children would tire but I would want more.

I think Nigeria need to diversify into other sports like combat sports and strength sports. That would be a good way to indulge, occupy and employ young and vibrant youths. I mean, look at the amount of teeming youths, jobless and raw able youths around?! There need to be a government owned gym in all LGAs in Nigeria so young people can discover and align themselves, we need those.

But till then. I have discovered love!
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi And LP Have Started Sharing Biscuits Oh! by LocalStandard1(op): 11:07am On Jan 23, 2023
TheChameleon:
Obi will win Kano with 95% of the votes.
Is that the new song now? my brother you wan bet?
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi will Be Visiting Zaria Kaduna And The Emirs Of Zauzau by LocalStandard1(m): 10:58am On Jan 23, 2023
I have a colleague studying in NUHU BAMALI POLY, he always talks about Peter Obi's popularity in Zaria. These are people who have been there, who know there. Obi might win Kaduna State, write this down.

I am an indigene so don't argue with me except you are in Kaduna.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi And LP Have Started Sharing Biscuits Oh! by LocalStandard1(op): 10:30am On Jan 23, 2023
Moh247:
If you wanted the youngest Candidate them ,39 years old Professor Imumulen of Accord Party is the man
If you wanted the person with highest academic qualification it's still Prof Imumulen of Accord Party
He is from Akwa/Cross who have never became President before
If you want the man with the most visible track record then it's Bola Ahmed Tinubu as you can see his Lekki Deep Sea port, Eko Atlantic city and many more
If you want the most patriotic then it's Sowore who went to jail many times as SUG President
So why did you pick Obi
I am beginning to like you my man. Very good question, I answer....

I picked Peter Obi cos he is all that you mentioned and even far more. Namely....

1. Unlike the youngest guy Obi has the young years too.
2. Unlike the highest academically qualified Obi has the academics too.
3. Unlike the Akwa Ibom guy who was never President, Obi was Governor, we know about his leadership capabilities. We won't experiment entire Nigeria on someone without a LGA chairman to his name.
4. unlike Tinubu's so called track record in an already industrialised City State, Obi set his track records on a far far far younger and undeveloped State, not a City State.
5.Unlike Sowore's so called patriotism as an SUG President, Obi showed his unmeasured Patriotism as Governor of a State. Impeached by the State Reps yet came back, set records, left surplus finance, refused pensions and all other benefits legally his. Not known to take a dime from Government.

Throw me more, I am waiting!
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi And LP Have Started Sharing Biscuits Oh! by LocalStandard1(op): 10:04am On Jan 23, 2023
Moh247:
I like your optimism but reality on ground at 774 LGA is a different ball game
Here is Egbeda, Ona Ara Federal Constituency LP won't get a total of 100 votes
My baba let me tell you the future of Nigerian politics....

Take a pant (underwear) for example, that is the future of political parties in Nigeria. We changed PDP cos we thought they were bad, well APC is worst. We are changing APC to Labour Party and trying again, a reshuffle. And so it goes till Nigerians become satisfied and we become the centre of attention among politicians. I call it "The Underwear Method"! Changing of a dirty unfit underwear.

I presume even you change your dirty, old and torn boxers. Am I right?

If you are a patriotic Nigerian human, if you are even human, you will join this initiative.

Or you can continue to wallow in your ignorance and extreme short sighted hate and bitterness. But Nigeria first and Nigerians always.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi And LP Have Started Sharing Biscuits Oh! by LocalStandard1(op): 9:41am On Jan 23, 2023
Moh247:
Lol... No point bruising LP's tiny ego when election isn't far, 33 days and you guys would get the message
As a political analyst I want to promise you this, at the end of the elections not only will Labour Party win the Presidential election but it will get as much house of reps and Senate members as the major parties, and at list a dozen Governors.

Watch out! We go most share that biscuits.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi And LP Have Started Sharing Biscuits Oh! by LocalStandard1(op): 9:28am On Jan 23, 2023
Moh247:
All good that's part of what mobilisation fund and donations are for.
I love the tone of your voice my guy. You are beginning to sound like someone that's coming to terms with reality. Good one bro! wink wink
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi And LP Have Started Sharing Biscuits Oh! by LocalStandard1(op): 8:59am On Jan 23, 2023
thechameleon where are you, I told you the North is a banger. Come lets talk.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi And LP Have Started Sharing Biscuits Oh! by LocalStandard1(op): 8:56am On Jan 23, 2023
Moh247 I see you. What do you think, is sharing caring? grin grin
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi And LP Have Started Sharing Biscuits Oh! by LocalStandard1(op): 8:54am On Jan 23, 2023
Emmanuella00:
There's love in sharing
Madam I am telling you! Sharing is caring, nobody should be left out.
PoliticsPeter Obi And LP Have Started Sharing Biscuits Oh! by LocalStandard1(op): 8:49am On Jan 23, 2023
OBI don start dey share the Northern BISCUITS oh!!

For those of us that are politically smart we see moves from afar and know what's coming, I knew Obi's teem was saving the best for last, it's called strategy. They said Obi is afraid of campaigning in the North, they said "Northerners are not on the net", they said Obi isn't known in the North, they said Obi isn't getting single votes in the North.

Well Labour Party have started distributing the Northern Biscuits, to everyone, equally equally!
One for APC, one for PDP, one for Labour Party, one for PDAPC, even the Sowore party will get its own miniscule share of the core Northern BISCUITS.

BYE!

PoliticsRe: Street Of Kano Goes Agog With Youth As Obi Arrives For Campaign Rally (video) by LocalStandard1(m): 2:08pm On Jan 22, 2023
Nothing to see here people, Atiku said Northerners are not on the internet. Or could he be wrong?!
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Response To El-rufai's Tweet That He Won't Get Upto 200 Persons by LocalStandard1(m):
You see that El'rufai? He's a serious hate filled religious bigot. Obi don show am shege with two rallies in a week.
Christianity EtcRe: "GOAT" People Have No Place In The Kingdom Of God - Evangelist Mike Bamiloye by LocalStandard1(m): 11:31pm On Jan 21, 2023
donbenie:
Lol..
All I can detect from this epistle is some self righteous,proud being..
Newsflash, you are a nobody..
Nobody knows yee..
Stop puffing up your chest or it's gonna explode from delusions of grandeur.. grin
Atleast you've learned a thing or two, now go find education elsewhere, with the little you've learned today.
Christianity EtcRe: "GOAT" People Have No Place In The Kingdom Of God - Evangelist Mike Bamiloye by LocalStandard1(m): 11:28pm On Jan 21, 2023
dazzlingd:
Sorry, I’m not in position to enlighten you. And this is a faceless forum, I’m not interested in screaming my personal achievements here and I owe u no gaddam explanation
Good for you, then rest and get off Christian threads, it did you no harm and owes you nothing.

Find threads and post form people like you and rant all you want there, you won't see me there. Online atheist Keyboard warrior!
Christianity EtcRe: "GOAT" People Have No Place In The Kingdom Of God - Evangelist Mike Bamiloye by LocalStandard1(m): 11:26pm On Jan 21, 2023
donbenie:
Many Scientists were persecuted by the church, Galileo was hounded to death by the Catholic Church for his scientific research and beliefs..
Giordano Bruno was a scientist put to death by the church for his scientific research..
The Spanish Inquisition burnt many at the stake for heresy..
Go read the persecution of Unbelievers,the Church wrecked on individuals and communities before you talk..
My man has just discovered Google.

Do you know them? Where you there? Ok!

Tell me the ones you know. How many did you witness, where, by whom, to whom?

Tell me the Church or Christian gathering or Pastors and Preachers you know or even heard of from someone that they persecute or kill Scientists. Tell me! How many have been killed in Africa by Africans. How many did this Preacher persecute.
Christianity EtcRe: "GOAT" People Have No Place In The Kingdom Of God - Evangelist Mike Bamiloye by LocalStandard1(m): 11:19pm On Jan 21, 2023
dazzlingd:
I won’t be here to be teaching you histor They don’t even care about history
Baba you talk too much. What is your achievements and breakthroughs in this world? Simple!

You talk too much. Give me names of people you know that condemn scientists and tell me names of the scientists killed or condemned that you know. Come on!
Christianity EtcRe: "GOAT" People Have No Place In The Kingdom Of God - Evangelist Mike Bamiloye by LocalStandard1(m): 11:16pm On Jan 21, 2023
donbenie:
Lol..
Glad you're prickly enough to go through my profile..
Unlike you, I don't have any interest in checking out whatever Nigerian religious hypocrisy you have been dabbling in..
I went through your profile cos news flash, I am a critical and deep thinker, a curious and in-depth observer, I research and study before I open my mouth to spew intellect. These are qualities of an innovator and society builder.

Maybe you should learn a thing or two about this qualities, it's not by wining, complaining and intruding on what you're completely ignorant about just to show people you're ignorant and clueless.
Christianity EtcRe: "GOAT" People Have No Place In The Kingdom Of God - Evangelist Mike Bamiloye by LocalStandard1(m): 11:09pm On Jan 21, 2023
dazzlingd:
Shut your stupid dirty ignorant mouth. Do you know how the church murdered early scientists?
The early scientists had to choose Christianity to evade persecution
Even in this modern world, do you know how many people claim religion just to avoid the persecution of you evil religious people.
Till today, I still fill Christianity on forms and just have to belong because majority of people are dumb or not matured enough to accept people that don’t belong to any useless religion and it is a smart move to choose one just to cover face
Tell me one scientist you know that was murdered? Tell right now!

Where did you hear or see any scientist being attacked, where did you see any preacher condemning a scientist? Tell me right now!

Make a thread about it then gather your fellow thinkers to regurgitate on tha, leave this one along.
Christianity EtcRe: "GOAT" People Have No Place In The Kingdom Of God - Evangelist Mike Bamiloye by LocalStandard1(m): 11:06pm On Jan 21, 2023
Dcaliphate:
Shift abeg, so i can't say my mind again about the topic cos your MOG is involved
Nop, he isn't my MOG. We disagree about a lot of things. But that's the thing, I am also Christian like him. You're not. So go find a fellow atheist post or whatever you believe and align there, leave posts you know nothing about.
Christianity EtcRe: "GOAT" People Have No Place In The Kingdom Of God - Evangelist Mike Bamiloye by LocalStandard1(m): 11:04pm On Jan 21, 2023
donbenie:
And what have you achieved?
Apart from peddling fantastic fairytales about a being,who would rather sit on his arse over millennia and watch humanity destroy itself over who is right about him than do something about it?
You have registered on here for years and all your three posts are nothing beneficial but wining and complaining like a lost person. Your need God more than you think my man.

For what I have achieved, go through my posts and maybe you will learn a thing or two. Your thinking might never be the same again. Not wining and com but actually trying toake a change.

Now go to sleep, covered in mommy's wrapper, ok?
Christianity EtcRe: "GOAT" People Have No Place In The Kingdom Of God - Evangelist Mike Bamiloye by LocalStandard1(m): 10:58pm On Jan 21, 2023
donbenie:
Lol..
The Western World have moved away from your religious jingoism for the better part of 500 years..
Unlike you,they have learnt that blind religious overzealousness doesn't lead to anything,other than suppression of knowledge and advancement..
You lot have murdered more scientists and researchers for daring to question your religious bullshit than the Devil himself. cheesy
How many scienctists have been murdered in Nigeria or Africa yet? Are you one? Is your live in danger?

Or are you those types of online Jackie Chans? You can really be more intelligent than Isaac Newton, a Christian, now can you?

Or are you those types of loud mouths hiding behind others successes to while claiming "atheist"?
Christianity EtcRe: "GOAT" People Have No Place In The Kingdom Of God - Evangelist Mike Bamiloye by LocalStandard1(m): 10:55pm On Jan 21, 2023
donbenie:
It's not your thread..
Religious buffoonry,the likes of you people like to propagate should not be left uncontested..
Anybody that challenges your bigotry is of your ready made source of evil..
Baba I am still waiting for your atheist brain to tell me your contributions, or are you mute? What have you been doing and achieving with your ungodly free time?
Christianity EtcRe: "GOAT" People Have No Place In The Kingdom Of God - Evangelist Mike Bamiloye by LocalStandard1(m): 10:52pm On Jan 21, 2023
donbenie:
It's not your thread..
Religious buffoonry,the likes of you people like to propagate should not be left uncontested..
Anybody that challenges your bigotry is of your ready made source of evil..
You haven't challenged anything Baba, just insults, rants and keyboard fight on people's religious beliefs.

Tell me your achievements with your very intelligent woke brain? What have you contributed so far to this world or is it just talk?
Christianity EtcRe: "GOAT" People Have No Place In The Kingdom Of God - Evangelist Mike Bamiloye by LocalStandard1(m): 10:48pm On Jan 21, 2023
donbenie:
You know what the White Man calls the period in his history,when religion ruled?
The DARK AGES..
That is how well religion does, when given the right to rule..
All you have to do is look at Nigeria, Afghanistan and Pakistan, to see how well society thrives,when you decides to forgo your senses.
Yes. Let us also look at Israel, Saudi Arabia, UAE, Qatar, Indonesia, Thailand. Let us look at the western world of the 20th century down too.

Now let us look at your live. What is your contributions to mankind? Or do you come online and talk large? Do something about that mister man, you are not more intelligent that Isaac Newton are you? Or are you Isaac keyboard warrior?
Christianity EtcRe: "GOAT" People Have No Place In The Kingdom Of God - Evangelist Mike Bamiloye by LocalStandard1(m): 10:44pm On Jan 21, 2023
donbenie:
The same Devil that caused mischief in heaven?
The same Devil your Almighty god couldn't do much about?
Yes the same Devil. Now show your "superior intellect" by getting out the thread and leave it for those who believe that God. Go find yourself a thread befitting your large brain.
Christianity EtcRe: "GOAT" People Have No Place In The Kingdom Of God - Evangelist Mike Bamiloye by LocalStandard1(m): 10:42pm On Jan 21, 2023
donbenie:
Why shouldn't he click?
So that you lot would continue to hoodwink the gullible without hindrance?
You think yourself enlightened? Funny, what is your achievements and breakthroughs to humankind with you "enlightenment"? Tell me.

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