₦airaland Forum

Chosen1984:
I have learnt in life that some things we say would stand against us! Thoughts, imaginations and words spoken go up ! Wen its full it rains down! Wen in life you begin to experience issues and challenges beyond you, do not loo for or accuse any witch in your village! Its your words that have fallen on you!

Your words hereby fall on you: you are a consummate ret@rd. The things that you fear don't move me, as I am beyond the realm of fear. Besides, in the most trying times of my life, this life of mine will always still be a thousand times better than that of all the people in your Church combined. Better go that way -->

simdam500:
so out of nowhere you just conclude the baby was stolen?

Hmmm maybe there's more to be told like

Out of no where, a baby was born. *light bulb*

OK. So where was the baby stolen from?

This is not Third Mainland Bridge.

Well sha, when in Rome...
I wonder what US Police would've told Mayweather in the same context.

BabyDaddy20:
My lord.
You're still dumb.
You can get a citizenship through marriage.
You can get a citizenship if you join the military.
You can get a citizenship if you're born in America.
My lord Jesus Christ.

Without you having a green card, once you marry an american citizen, you're immediately a citizen.
If you come to America illegally & join the military, you become a citizen.

People are laughing at you

LMAO. Look at this consummate ret@rd. So if you marry a US citizen, you immediately become a US citizen? No Green Card? No probation period? Are you sure you are even in the US? You are so busted dude. Though I know it's possible to live in the US and still be this ignorant. I can already dedude which part of Nigeria you are originally from.

nightmile:
Yoruba men only get married to exceptionally good and well brought up igbo girls. Yoruba girls are afraid of Igbo men because they are crude and 90% are ritualist. You can date an Igbo girl for fun for 10yrs without any marriage issue coming up while a yourba girl will bring marriage matter up before the first sex. Overall, Igbo girls prefer yoruba man to their own tribes man.

Talking from experience ..

Opari. You wouldn't expect that m0r0n who's been fishing to continue after this knockout, but you'll be wrong.

BabyDaddy20:
Let me put you to sleep.
R-I-P Son.

Hahaha. Posting stolen credit cards with you alternative ID is next eh? Don't worry, I will murk all your identities.

Yo, JJC monkey. Can you see the 20 (Interstate 20 for dunces like you) running through ATL (Atlanta for dunces like you)?

Atmmachine:
Slave, you work everyday of the week ??
Tell your employer to give you some days off.
Sorry, we ain't slaves, we work with schedule, even if we work every fuccking day of the week, there's what we call afternoon and night shift.

Sorry, your Nigerian ass don't know all i just said.
You, dirty mothersucker

Right, working as Me-Guard or wetin? You need 2 jobs to stay afloat right? Low come earners just as I thought.

See this map:
https://i62.tinypic.com/jfclfp.png

Can you see the 20 running through ATL? Cross-breed of a Dunce and a Zynjantropus.

Atmmachine:
Lol.
You don't go to Walmart ?? Walmart is for low income earners ??
I laugh at your ignorance, Walmart is a very costly place to shop.
Where do you shop ?? Walgreen ?? Dollar tree ?? Target ?? You broke ass he-bitch.
You lived in 8 US cities ?? You told me earlier you know 20, sorry there is nothing like 20 (We only have i 20).

And again, there's no i 20 in Atlanta Georgia, i20 runs through Birmingham Alabama to North Central Georgia to Kent Texas.


My girlfriend is beside me laughing at your ignorance.

This your imaginary girlfriend that is always laughing. Either both of you don't have jobs (which validates my conclusion since you shop at Walmart) or she's a blowup doll; because I wonder what both of you are doing at home since 9:00am this morning and still posting.

Mugu, the Walmart you mentioned is just off The 20. Yes The 20. If you've lived long enough in the US or interacted with Americans, you will know what I refer to when I say The 20. I don't need to put an "i". Only JJCs like you that are feeling funky end up exposing their ignorance as you've been all day long.

By the way here is the map of Atlanta:
https://i62.tinypic.com/jfclfp.png

Anybody with a brain can clearly see the 20 running through.

Atmmachine:
Lol
My Nigga.
What's 20 ??
You mean i 20 ??

Hahaha. So you need to put "I" in front to know what "The 20" is? So without the "I" which by the way stands for "Interstate" you would get confused? So if I say I'm getting on the 95, you would think I'm riding the number 95 like a horse right? Monkey don land for Yankee oo! E gba mi.

Atmmachine:
Ops.
There's no ATM at Walmart ;DD
Nigga, you're just catching feelings.
Enjoy your Nigeria.

Ode. Why would I shop inside Walmart. That's for low income earners like you. Just find the nearest ATM to your Walmart. Capishe? Lol. See this m0r0n they feel because he dey Yankee. Fvcking baboon. I lived in 8 US cities.

Atmmachine:
Martin Luther King Jr drive.

Hope to see you soon.
How do i contact you ??

Oh great. Just off the 20.

Atmmachine:
Martin Luther King Jr drive.

Hope to see you soon.
How do i contact you ??

Just stand by an ATM machine. Make sure you are wearing a shirt with a target on the back; and your back turned to the street. 1300 hours tomorrow will be good. Have a safe trip.

noah91:
AY is yoruba from ondo state but was born n bred in warri

I see.

Aareonakakanfo:
Is AY itsekiri? I thought he's from Ondo state

Well, he's always claiming Warri. And those bearing Yoruba names from Warri are generally Itsekiri.

Lilyomi:
Pls forget him. Dnt let him intimidate u. Plsssssss

Intimidate ke? Wrong verb. Irritate more like.

sheddo619:
night clubs, hotels and eateries are the current booming profit venture business in naija if am not mistaking

Booming where? In Buhari's regime? That was like 8 years ago. The boom clubs and hotels are enjoying now is relatively stable electricity; which has reduced expenditure on diesel.

moneybag100:
Why not open this in Anambra now, the economy back bone of Nigeria lol.

LMAO. All kinds of wicked people on Nairaland.

Unsad:
New place for homeless girls to spend their nights.

LMAO. She's their matron na...

The funny twist here could be that the it was actually policemen who collected the ransom and not the kidnappers. In which case Aranse would be right, but still embarrassed.

Urine:
Yoruba man don marry Igbo woman and some mumu people go dey here dey fight every day, God punish poverty.

Well, Itsekiri people will tell you they are not Yoruba.

Atmmachine:
Atlanta Georgia.
What time are you gonna be there ??
Just come to Walmart parking lot.

Ode. Na only one Walmart dey for Atlanta? Is it the one on Grisham Road or Howell Mill Road?

Atmmachine:
Atlanta Georgia.
What time are you gonna be there ??
Just come to Walmart parking lot.

Why do this to your mom with her stinking pu$5y?

Atmmachine:
Sorry, you don't belong here.
I know the type of people i deal with.

Right. Ret@rds eh? One-eyed man in the land of the blind.

Atmmachine:
What do you think i am ??
Some dumb ass kid living in Africa ??
Lol.
I repeat again, you're pathetic, even a 4 year old kid here in America knows what citation is.
And you think citation is a big ass word, that's why you think i don't know the meaning.

I'm so sorry for African kids, they all dumb

Among ATM machines; you are obviously the most intelligent. *light bulb*

Atmmachine:
There maybe no alligators in Africa, but don't try to use Wikipedia to prove a point.

LMAO...See m0r0n trying to quickly alter his post to hide the denseness of the lump he calls a head, hanging on his neck. I can use Wikipedia because I know what I am talking about (citations are included). It is robotic ret@rds like yourself that need to be told what materials to read on the Internet.

Atmmachine:
Why are you so dumb ??
If you don't know, Wikipedia is written by people, I can create a Wikipedia account and go on the same topic & write that alligators are found in Anambra state & Lagos.

Wow, I just showed this to my girlfriend & she was laughing her ass off.

This is expected of m0r0ns; you cannot learn. Even Wikipedia has citations (of course you don't know the meaning of that) which can be verified. You may continue in your ignorance though; till you completely embarrass yourself. Alligator found in Anambra and Lagos. LMAO. What species of alligator is that called? M0r0nic Alligator? Dunce.