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Why are you blaming the "ladies"? Blame the f00ls trying to "make h0es into housewives"; it just won't work.

coded01:
See another one!!!


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His diving collection no go fit contain here...

Did you see the face of the defender as he took off? It was priceless. Dude was like *Whoa...this dude must be a dolphin or something*.

coded01:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU7kja8JGVE

Oh yeah, the Espanyol goal once again highlights Pique as an example of how NOT to defend. Zero positional acumen. As Kuffor (Ghana and Bayern Munchen) keeps hammering, a defender should shield and guide the opponent to the flank. Do not allow him to cut in to the middle.

laimo:
You're really not a Lagosian.It's obvious. You don't get it.
You know nothing about Lagos.I needed more intelligent retorts, didn't get them.

Ah no wonder I get frustrated that I'm almost pulling out my hairs each time I step out of my house. Na dimmies like this one dey claim Lagos these days. Don't worry, we will soon conduct IQ tests as a means of decongesting Lagos.

laimo:
Igbo.
Btw,the courts will decide and you'll get beaten at the polls. Dimness is an understatement for you.Let's hope you understand that.

...and he even stated it (his vernacular)...speaking of "being so dim as to cause a solar eclipse"...hahahaha...I forgot speaking figuratively is a foreign concept to some fellow Nigerians.

My favorite part of the clip is where he (Penaldo) seemed to dodge the ball before crumpling to the ground. I don't blame him; we all know who the ref was - Undiano Mallenco.

laimo:
He's a Lagosian after this length of years and that's the point.

LMAO. This dude is dim sha. ONCE AGAIN, YOUR STATE OF ORIGIN DOES NOT CHANGE NO MATTER HOW MANY YEARS YOU SPEND IN THE STATE. State your vernacular so I can put it in a language you better understand.

laimo:
I see you are.You write one thing now. When cornered,you change it.You a flip-flop?Can you stick it in one place at all?

The only flip-flop here is in your head because you simply can't comprehend a simple comment. When I write, I don't also have the duty to translate to you.

laimo:
He says he's a Lagosian.And has proven it,worked for Lagos for 30years. You can't disprove him.

LOL. So the JAMB form has not shown him up? You be learner sha. Once again, YOUR STATE OF ORIGIN DOES NOT CHANGE. If you like, work for 60 years in Lagos, if your State of Origin is Ondo, it remains Ondo. If the form has a field called "State of Residence", then that should be Lagos.

laimo:
See what you wrote.

...and what do you see (or do not see) there? I hope you are not dyslexic?

laimo:
Not since I know the man on the APGA governorship ticket in Lagos is an Igbo man.He's eligible to run?Is his state of origin Lagos?

Dude, is logic foreign to you? Obviously, your state of origin does not have to be Lagos for you to run for governor. If you like, put Sokoto as your state of origin. Ambode should simply have put Ondo as he did in 1980; then he won't have issues.

laimo:
What's fraud? You seem not to know as your contextual representation of it is a little off.

On the one hand,you say an Igbo can run in Lagos since he filled his Igbo state of origin. What's his connection to Lagos if he has no citizenship?

There you go. Maybe you should tell us what the constitution says about eligibility to contest for governorship in a state. If you don't have to have Lagos as your state of origin in order to contest, then what stops you?

AND if you are using Ambode's matter as inspiration, you are on a long thing. His matter is a simple case of fraud. He filled State of Origin Ondo in 1980, and then filled State of Origin Lagos in 2014. State of Origin DOES NOT CHANGE. Capisce. That is the fraud right there.

laimo:
I see no reason why any man who has performed creditably working with Lagos for over 30years can not say he's a Lagosian. It therefore means that those Igbos supposedly filling Igbo state of origin can not run as well in Lagos .That's a crime -why run in a place where you have no right of citizenship?

I love what Ambode did(if really? ). He'll be governor and we(from other states)can follow suit.

Saying you are a Lagosian is fine (at least if that makes you sleep at night). But claiming Lagos as your State of Origin is obvious fraud. If you don't know what State of Origin is about, then please go into the Nigerian constitution/law. No be my palava. Of course State of Origin has nothing to do with how long you have stayed in a state. If you want to change the Status Quo, get elected into the senate. Capisce?

Fragrance ko...Perfume ni. What's her real name?

laimo:
Aregbesola,present Osun governor started politics from Lagos. He was commissioner for two terms. No one told him he's from Osun. Stop belittling yourself.
Joe Igbokwe, an Obosi man from Anambra is APC spokesman in Lagos.
Ben Nwabueze,an Anambra man from SE is commissioner for finance and budget planning presently in Lagos.
The chief of LASTMA is an Edo man.

What do all these have to do with "State of Origin"? Do you even know what we are talking about here? And do you even know what fraud is?

laimo:
You tell me. If it's nothing but Lagos, is it a crime?

An Igbo man with Lagos as his State of Origin? That is an obvious fraud. A Yoruba man from another state may even get away with it (like the man in question was hoping to before they dug out his JAMB form); but Igbo? If they ask for your State of Residence, you can fill Lagos all you want.

Nobody is talking about Busquets eh? Well, I guess his matter has been over-flogged.

Geographers call this anomaly an
oblate spheroid, which means that the
earth has a bulge towards the equator. As a
result of this bulge, places close to the
equator are

Outer Space starts where the atmosphere ends. So how can places close to the equator be closer than other places to Outer Space when the atmosphere follows the shape of the Earth? Except you assume the atmosphere is spherical and not also an oblate spheroid. This is a dubious conclusion.

laimo:
Later,your Igbo brothers will want to claim Lagos is their land,saying 'Lagos is no man's land'.

There're Igbos on the ballot in Lagos.APGA governorship candidate in Lagos is Igbo.So if it's only indigenes who can vie for post and 'this is not America',according to you,why is an Igbo contesting in Lagos.
Stop destroying your own chances.

What "State of Origin" did those Igbos put on the form they filled?

Ymodulus:
Rubbish!

What if the man stated in 1981 that he was from Ilaje in Ondo State? That is 33 years ago; then he moved & settled in Epe, Lagos State maybe 15 years ago. He has been paying his tax, contributing to development (economical as well as politically) within his immediate Epe adopted home since then; why should some fools think he has no right of voting & being voted for in any political position of his choice within Lagos in particular and Nigeria in general? Is he no longer a Nigerian, even if he originally came from Ilaje in Ondo State? Though I hate Nigeria corrupt political class in general, but Nigerians should reason like humans for once in their backward thinking life!

Mr Man, in Nigeria there is something called "State of Origin". You may never even have been to that state, but it is considered where you "come from". AND it does not change. This is not America. Sorry.

Debroslink:
Ronaldo... The world's best DIVER

Another day, another penalty. Just came here just to say that. Oh, the ref is Undiano Mallenco too.

And I just had to mute the TV after I heard the commentators claiming it was a penalty and the card should have been red and not yellow. How much does Real shell out to all these people? Referees, commentators, publications...na wa o.

Noneroone:
Geographers call this anomaly an
oblate spheroid, which means that the
earth has a bulge towards the equator. As a
result of this bulge, places close to the
equator are

How are they closer to Outer Space when the atmosphere follows the shape of the Earth? Except you assume the atmosphere is spherical and not also an oblate spheroid.

barackohandso:
So Paul Scholes think Messi and Barca are bored. What do you guys think?

It's a compliment. Take it for what it is.

Hardworking peeps. See where all the hard work got them eh?

Settling down is not for her; she should try settling up.

RaeMystix:
Beckham did something similar, and was also give a red card; I think it's a rule not to protest. At least while the game's in progress.

A rule not to protest being struck by objects thrown by fans? Explain more please...

This is why the ret@rds shouldn't have killed all the perpetrators. Now, how can the bombing incident be accurately recreated?

In the same week that Real Madrid got away with so many wrong offside calls, Barca legit goal is chalked off as offside. Well done o, Liga BBVA.

Emaprince:
This is scary!!!....women are indeed devils!

@coogar...do you think a man can do. DNA test on his kids without his wife's consent?

Aha! This is the way women want it I guess. So when your wife tells you she's pregnant, I don't expect her to feel hurt if you ask her to go do a DNA test. For ages men have been taking the leap of faith and taking all the risks and believing any woman they are in a relationship with when she gets pregnant. Thank you science.

4C2215131:
Dude looks kinda "old" for his age.

Na issues like this make the man old fast na.

Eziachi:
@logical & majekdom2. I did not say that this situation is the same as adoption. Am trying to say that he can still keep this kids and maybe treat the scenario as an adoption under such a very uncomfortable situation.
No matter what happened, it's not their fault. You cannot switch off like that about kids you have adored all their lives and suddenly abandoned them. Am sure that when emotion calm down that he will regret his own action.
It's a test of character for him, he should not allow emotion to overcome his sense of reasoning. I can only imagine how he feels.

At least you see how emotion is involved here. It is a matter of 419; simple. Nobody says a woman shouldn't cheat; that's her prerogative. But she better take the bastard she conceives to the man that impregnated her. That's the least I would expect.

incrediblestev:
You don't get the point. Perhaps you are establishing your facts based on the single story of Femi, the one that obviously has the voice, this is just his own version. You are yet to hear the woman's own version of the same story. It is possibly they both were cheating with other people while they were married or whatever and she took in and assumed it was possibly from the equally cheating husband's seed. What if she is not in the know that these kids were actually not Femi's....what you call facts are your own manufactured conclusions based on one story. Even in the face of fact, you don't punish the children involved for the iresponsibilities that the man probably has a hand in. If you were caught up as kid in the middle of something like this, I bet you wont be kissing Femi good by after dropping you off and cutting ties with you all because he just discovered you are not from his loins.

So you STILL don't see from this blaggidy blah blah of yours how a "cheating" man's situation is quite different from a cheating woman? Why didn't Femi take one of the children from another woman and present to another woman and say "hey baby, this is our child". If you still don't get it, don't bother with another epistle.