₦airaland Forum

Kingzjayzee:

“I talked to a bank to give me ₦5billion loan to increase the importation capacity of my gadget business. The bank called me today saying why am I asking for just N5B that I should take ₦12Billion because they know it’s BLord” — Blord pic.twitter.com/cfOrLCSvrq

— OVA TV MEDIA📡 (@ovatvofficial) August 29, 2026

https://www.gistlover.com/i-asked-for-%E2%82%A65bn-loan-bank-told-me-to-take-%E2%82%A612bn-because-they-know-its-blord-blord/

Ordinary N5bn

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DaudaTheSexyGuy:
When you are dating a married woman you need to be extremely careful where you bang her

A married woman is like a deity. Avoid them for your own good

ebubeson:
Do you know if there is any strange foul smell during sex or before sex, it may cause a psychological issue that may prevent a spouse from ever thinking of sex again with their partner? They may never have sex again with their partner until maybe if there is a cure to that experience.

As a spouse, please never let your partner ever perceive any strange odour from you that may be traumatic.

When she went straight to wash the punana before sex, Aboki man para

"Why you go wash am for abunna. Me I dey like am for hmm hmmm hmmm"

Translation: Aboki prefers the smelly types

Martdc:
We’ve been dating for 3 years now, but I’m starting to lose attraction towards her.

I do other things as a man ought to do, but sex is not included. Last time we had sex was 2 months ago, and we live together.

I enjoy her care, and every other thing aside sex. I feel irritated anytime she comes close, or touchy.

I’m not seeing anyone else. I’ve lost interest in so many things including having sex with my girlfriend or any other girl.

What do you guys suggest i do?

Butterfly feelings will not put food on both of y'all table. The moment she starts working or doing business and making good money, the moment she becomes resourceful and show you levels and ignore you a little while maintaining that care she gives, you will not only feel butterflies in your stomach, even eagles and ostrich feelings will come.

Prince1759:
Thunder wey go fire you don almost locate your address. As e be say una dey derive pleasure to see this goat dey impoverish the whole nation. Una children go follow suffer for all this nonsense when the time come.

My brother, thank God say the hardship for the country no be one man problem. Na general problem, leave am make him dey play.

UBA app is terrible. Won't work when you need it the most. In 2026, you have millions but can only transfer 200k per transaction. Next transfer, wait for five minutes because you recently transferred to... Bla blah blahhh

They're not serious

Monkey dey sleep, Baboon dey wake am

Kingrshd3:
Good day guys,

This my friend is very funny he came to my house and recounting how he paid for an apartment (almost 2M in Lagos) and before he could park his things in the he seeks for prayers from a pastor and Lord and behold 😲

He heard the baddest news of his life.
When the pastor was telling him if he park inside and live in that compound that he might lost his baby also he himself and also he will lost all he had struggled for in life and other good things of life.

The pastor boldly said infact as am talking to you go back and request for a refund 🤣🫣🫣🫣

This is so evody that has been sleeping in my house for about 3 months and disturbing my peace 😭

Now for me I don't believe him so I took him to one white garment church not far from my house to seek for another spiritual prayers in my presence ☹️☹️☹️

My brother that's how I heared similar things he told me earlier and my ears won block 😡😡😡


Are these things real or I understand

Can you share your experiences about living in a house with bad luck and back karmas plz

When I came to port Harcourt newly, the house I liked and wanted to pay for was a 'mark' I didn't know. That day I was shocked when I tried transferring to the Landlord's account number that the agent provided, network wouldn't go through. I went to an ATM, no way, I tried POS, no way. I transferred from my account to same bank, my cousin's account number and it went through. Oya, cousin transfer to the landlord from your own account, his phone fell down and broke. Hmmm.

We told the agent we'd fix the phone before evening and come back. That same day in the evening, we fixed the phone, went back there, called the agent, he said he'd meet us in 45 mins. While waiting for him, a tenant came to us and asked whether we wanted to live there, I said YES. He said I should avoid the house that if I watch well there are six flats here and only him is remaining, others left because they either couldn't repay rent or they lost their jobs or they had terminal illness etc. He further told me he was working with a popular oil company before he parked in, he had over 20m in his account, after some months he lost his job, gradually he became wretched. He pointed at a small kiosk opposite and said, that's his drycleaner shop he's managing now. That his pastor said the cause of his misfortune was that house. He told different stories of all the previous tenants that left.
That was the day I confirmed that my spirit was strong, that's why the transfers refused to go through.

I hardly believe these things but sometimes we just have to listened attentively inwards.

Chucks13:
If truly he is not a fake pastor he should break any curse in that house and use the blood of Jesus to serve any bad energy in that house quit notice unless the property is known to be build with ritual money or the house belong to ritualist the best is look for another place rather than fighting battle self created by the landlord greed.

Curse wey no concern am, make he break am? Hmmm

Love800:
Vdm is bigger than wizkid right now. Wizkid may have the money, but definitely not the influence.

Okay sir

alphonsoolajide:
Controversial social media activist VeryDarkMan (VDM) has sparked fresh controversy online after claiming ownership of the popular phrase “Don’t Play,” alleging that it has been legally trademarked under his name.

The claim surfaced amid his ongoing online feud with music superstar Wizkid, following debates surrounding the singer’s statement about being “bigger than Fela.” Eyes Of Lagos reports,

In a video currently circulating on social media, VeryDarkMan alleged that Wizkid used the phrase without permission, insisting that people often misunderstand what constitutes intellectual property.

According to him, not only music but also words and phrases can be legally sampled when trademarked.

“Na me get am. I spent close to one million naira to trademark my name and that phrase,” he said, displaying what he claimed were documents backing his ownership.

He further stated that his trademarks include “VeryDarkMan,” “VDM,” and the phrase “Don’t Play,” adding that Wizkid allegedly sampled the phrase without authorisation.

While speaking, VDM also mentioned that other Nigerian artistes, including Kizz Daniel, have used the phrase, which he described as proof of its widespread influence.

“For you to know how big ‘Don’t Play’ is, even Kizz Daniel don use am,” he said.

The activist did not stop at the allegation, as he also took aim at Wizkid’s fanbase, popularly known as Wizkid FC.

He dismissed attacks from fans and challenged them to grow stronger before confronting him, while boasting about the influence of the Ratel movement, which he described as a community of “nation builders.”

“Wizkid FC, make una join the fanbase of other celebrities wey I don call out before. When una don big well well, then una fit come for me,” he stated.

He added that Wizkid’s supporters were no match for the Ratel movement, insisting that his followers stood for accountability and social justice.

VDM’s claims have triggered mixed reactions online, with some users questioning the legality of trademarking common phrases, while others called for Wizkid or his management to respond to the allegation.

As of the time of filing this report, Wizkid and his team have not issued any official response to VeryDarkMan’s claims.

https://eyesoflagos.com/2026/01/25/verydarkman-claims-ownership-of-dont-play-accuses-wizkid-of-sampling-it/



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Nonsense

Can you guys send review before I click that red-money-data-milking button

Buy anyone your money reach

Mr and Mrs Smith

Iranu two toxic kids

That person fit dey one hotel for GRA now dey order caskets of Martel with him cartel.

Matthew 21:44 explains what really happened.

Truths9ja:
Chiefpriest alleged babymama m0ck him for not being able to go to USA for Davido's wedding.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62L6pVymbXs

Omo it's not every girl you see, you sleep with o.

When your five year old younger brother decides to fight you because he thinks he's now a man.

Dino Melaye once said, anybody that knows Wike should warn him o. This abuse on National TV is my calling. I'll do video for him, I'll do skit, I'll release music for him.
After that interview, Wike completely avoided him. Lol

Other leaders need to do the right thing.

Rest on

The current president should now realize that there's need to do well. Life is not permanent.

Rest on Bubu

illicit:
Your sister

Your cousin

That side no clear but notwithstanding, someone was raped



Mobilize and locate that nihha now...

Abi u are in Kubwa Abuja ni?

Another complication:

She is the first of two daughters
Next, her only brother (older)...

Na wa

That road is a terrible road, talking from experience. All our leaders are interested in now is 2027 elections. Too bad

Same thing Conte told The Governor of Chelsea.... Who can remember who I'm talking about?

US just destroyed three Iranian Nuclear sites. Honestly, the world doesn't need more Nuclear sites biko.
The Nuclear non proliferation treaty must stand and the four other countries that secretly built theirs years ago must support this non-proliferation treaty. The US is not just supporting Israel, the US is doing the right thing. Physics thought us the dangers of Atomic bomb and Nuclear bomb by Ernest Rutherford - nuclear fusion and fission. We, the lame men know the consequences of having Nuclear technology.

The painful part is the one with a broken tooth - an irreversible situation.

More painful is a gentle man like Ceemore that I know to be in the news for such

Ope ooo

Mrexcell:
But u would have definitely believed it if the man that stole the kid has igbo name?

Wetin concern tribe? I don't have your time abeg abeg abeg.

I tried my best to believe this story, no way.

1.3m for pikin wey never dey talk?