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Politics / Re: Gov. Rochas Okorocha Host Manchester City Striker, Kelechi Iheanacho (photos by lokito: 7:09am On Jun 20, 2017
Mscheeeeeererrttyytrerwww!!!

My longest hiss this week
Romance / Re: What Are Some Of The Issues To Be Discussed During Courtship ? by lokito: 10:57pm On Jun 18, 2017
Wtf!!! Since 2007??

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Romance / Re: Twitter User Shares Story Of How He Accepted Money From His Girlfriend's Lover by lokito: 3:07pm On Jun 05, 2017
ivyy:
That was painful to read. Can't make sense out of it.

My baby, long time ojare
Romance / Re: Twitter User Shares Story Of How He Accepted Money From His Girlfriend's Lover by lokito: 3:06pm On Jun 05, 2017
Tiny23:




Why you so bittered?

Because you didn't make your write-up terse.
Romance / Re: Twitter User Shares Story Of How He Accepted Money From His Girlfriend's Lover by lokito: 3:02pm On Jun 05, 2017
Tiny23:



Please,just shut it!

You shut up and switch off your 2KB brain silly
Romance / Re: See This! Pastor Refuses To Wed Couple Because Of This Dressing (photos/video) by lokito: 2:48pm On Jun 05, 2017
Bride is putting on slippers on her chest that's why

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Romance / Re: Twitter User Shares Story Of How He Accepted Money From His Girlfriend's Lover by lokito: 2:44pm On Jun 05, 2017
This write-up is ambiguous. Short write up but meaningless

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Celebrities / Re: Movie Producer, Egor Efiok & Actor Michael Okon Are Officially A Couple by lokito: 4:34pm On May 30, 2017
When the husband is cuter than the wife, she'll begin to look for ways to quarrel with God
Politics / Re: Okorocha Rejects Appointment Given To His Daughter, Uju Rochas Anwuka By FG by lokito: 9:18am On May 26, 2017
jumobi1:


I'm sure the governor can't do anything about the kidnapping and cultists and other worthless lives should be given appointment there.

My brother, no life is worthless. For the past two years over 2000 people died in that small town. No human should accept any appointment there until the Federal Government rehabilitates that town. The death of every human diminishes me because I am involved in mankind.
Politics / Re: Why Nigeria Must Remain As One – Osinbajo by lokito: 6:08am On May 26, 2017
@Osinbajo,
The problem be say. You and your boss just make us weak like dodo

Politics / Re: Okorocha Rejects Appointment Given To His Daughter, Uju Rochas Anwuka By FG by lokito: 5:59am On May 26, 2017
A wise decision by Rochas. Presently, Omoku village is a hometown for kidnappers and cultists. People living/working there does that at their own peril. Personally God knows an ordinary man like me would reject any offer coming from that infested town.
Politics / Re: Is Chris Ngige Blind? See These Photos Of The Minister At Dino's Book Launch by lokito: 8:27am On May 16, 2017
Patience Jonathan Book Launcher?
Already the book don dey get English wahala

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Romance / Re: Having Sex With A Widow, Is It A Sin? Nairalanders Your Advice Please by lokito: 8:41pm On May 10, 2017
BLACKCHARGER:

YES... If not you wouldn't have been born tongue

Gbeborun
Romance / Re: Having Sex With A Widow, Is It A Sin? Nairalanders Your Advice Please by lokito: 4:39pm On May 09, 2017
mscheew. Must people fkuc
Education / Re: Father Emmanuel Edeh Celebrates His 70th Birthday (Photos) by lokito: 10:12pm On May 07, 2017
tonytony208:


I thought it's a secondary school

Oh ok. Father Ede is the owner of Madonna University
Education / Re: Father Emmanuel Edeh Celebrates His 70th Birthday (Photos) by lokito: 9:44pm On May 07, 2017
tonytony208:


That's normal now. So, flogging students is wrong?

University students? You sound abnormal

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Education / Re: Father Emmanuel Edeh Celebrates His 70th Birthday (Photos) by lokito: 1:20pm On May 07, 2017
CplusJason:
70years and he bluntly refuse to give a drop of his sperm.



You just typed a DUMB post with a SMART phone

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Education / Re: Father Emmanuel Edeh Celebrates His 70th Birthday (Photos) by lokito: 1:08pm On May 07, 2017
Father wey dey flog students

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Romance / Re: My girlfriend and her HIV result palava by lokito: 10:59pm On May 05, 2017
That test reminds me of an adage
"Monkey dey sleep baboon dey wake am"
Wetin e dey find? Palava oooo
Career / Re: Pauline Ochanya: Pretty Female Firefighter Who Has Won Hearts Of Online Users by lokito: 12:20pm On May 02, 2017
campbelljosh:
How many fire she don fight make we hear

That girl, fear no go let am near Ciga smoke sef

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Celebrities / Re: Davido And Tekno Have Allegedly Been Sleeping With The Same Girl [PICS] by lokito: 12:02pm On May 02, 2017
why wont they share her. Bros If you see that girl's ass on Instagram, you'll lick your phone screen
Romance / Re: Ladies Will You Do This To Your Ex? by lokito: 2:37pm On Apr 27, 2017
Fmartin:
your ex mistakenly credited your account with 100k, will you return it? cheesy

I'll spend the money on my NEXT.
return kini? Oloriburuku EX
Celebrities / Re: Adaora Ukoh Celebrates Her Birthday With Cleavage-Baring Photos by lokito: 9:46am On Apr 27, 2017
forreelinc:
grin hahaha she looks like rasputia from norbit

LOL!!! Weeeench
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze 'Marks' The English Of His Female Follower After She Blasted Him by lokito: 10:17pm On Apr 26, 2017
Daddy freeze is also not perfect

Grammatical equivalence!!!

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Car Talk / Re: Why Does My Car Engine Oil Dry Up Without Physical Leakage by lokito: 7:33am On Apr 18, 2017
Your piston rings are weak and needs replacement.
Also confirm that your plugs soak oil too
Celebrities / Re: Kiki Osinbajo Or Mo Cheddah, Who Rocked This Pink Dress Better? by lokito: 2:39pm On Apr 12, 2017
People are looking at figure 8. forget the dress first.
Second pix nailed it

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Music/Radio / Re: List Three Of Your Most Played Music by lokito: 6:40am On Apr 07, 2017
Something inside by Jonathan Meyers Rhys
Elastic heart by sia
Send my love by Adele
Romance / Re: I Pranked My Girlfriend With HIV On April Fools Day by lokito: 7:15am On Apr 04, 2017
Your babe is a sweet girl I love her reactions. Keep her safe pls

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Romance / Re: . by lokito: 1:47pm On Mar 25, 2017
Stupid question. I'll choose my Ex cos I loved and still love her. Unfortunately she's getting married this month.

I dedicate this song to her:

"Send my love to your new lover" by Adele
Romance / Re: 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by lokito: 3:18am On Mar 25, 2017
ladyF:
So if you can't toast her in all these places, where will she be toasted? angry

It's LadyF again. grin grin grin

In a bread-toasting machine

It's LOKITO again
Celebrities / Re: Clarion Chukwurah Directing Music Video In USA (Photos) by lokito: 12:06pm On Mar 22, 2017
carlkenny:
Dat dude resembles drake....Just saying!
2nd pic far right

You mean, resembles Drake's father?
Family / Re: Great Grandma Stuns In This Four Generations Photo by lokito: 8:37am On Mar 22, 2017
Daughter looks older than Mum and Grandma.
Child looks cute

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