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Politics / Re: Atiku Jettisons PDP Committee Report, To Pick Okowa As Running Mate by lokito: 6:53am On Jun 16, 2022
WORDSENSEI:


https://thisnigeria.com/exclusive-atiku-jettisons-pdp-committee-report-picks-okowa-as-running-mate/

Disclaimer: Please the Hon. Tony Elumelu mentioned here is not the Chairman, UBA, Transcorp, just in case. It's his younger brother who won Delta state rep election.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Real Madrid UCL Final (0 - 1) On 28th May 2022 by lokito: 9:26pm On May 28, 2022
Pure goal
Politics / Re: Wike’s Anointed Candidate, Fubara Emerges PDP Flagbearer In Rivers by lokito: 10:39pm On May 25, 2022
How does a commission declare someone wanted yet the person is winning election in a conspicuous place while the 'declarers' are busy breaking another man's doors and ceilings?

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Politics / Re: Bandits Kidnap Many Travellers On Abuja-Kaduna Expressway by lokito: 11:18pm On May 17, 2022
No sane person should travel to Abuja or the North by road for now please. If you're ibo or Yoruba living there look for a way and relocate. No place like home, at least to an extent.
Science/Technology / Re: What Hasn't Been Invented, But Needs To Be ASAP by lokito: 2:31pm On May 15, 2022
Wireless Television

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TV/Movies / Re: Drop A Famous Line From A Popular Movie & Someone Will Guess The Movie Name! by lokito: 2:31pm On May 13, 2022
If you weren't such a clotpole, you'd see that...
Romance / Re: Boyfriend Retrieves All He Bought For Girlfriend After He Saw Her With A Guy by lokito: 8:59am On Apr 22, 2022
The blogger is talking nonsense. Absolute balderdash. The guy should return all the fxxks
Celebrities / Re: Fan Thrown Off Stage For Interrupting Davido At Rick Ross' Lagos Concert (Video) by lokito: 6:46am On Apr 16, 2022
Yamayama fan for that matter o. Lol

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Acquires Large Expanse Of Land In Banana Island To Build His Dream Home by lokito: 7:54am On Apr 15, 2022
Very soon if Davido buy new boxers he will post it. Childish

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Crime / Re: Why Did The Prisoner Choose The Bread Instead Of the Key by lokito: 6:49pm On Apr 13, 2022
The entire mindset of the prisoner is to eat first. There is a possibility that he didn't even notice the key. However, let's say he noticed the key, before that move, all he wants first is to eat, get strength to unlock the gate and move.

Even if he goes for the key first, there are hurdles (police and sentries scattered around) to face prior to escape that will require lots of strength.
Religion / Re: Tiffany Trump And Michael Boulos Visit Pastor Paul Adefarasin In Lagos by lokito: 6:31am On Apr 12, 2022
She wanna marry a Lebanese man be that o. Those people get sense pass Mbaise people o.
Tiffany looks pregnant tho
Family / Re: My Experience As A Married Woman Being Best Friends With A Married Man by lokito: 11:30am On Apr 07, 2022
chioma134:
This post was triggered by an earlier post I saw where the poster was having long talks with his friend's wife. I've been in a similar situation. I changed location and had to be separate from my family due to work. I was lonely and needed a friend. I talk with my husband regularly, but his interests are not my interests, so I find that besides household and family matters, we have little else to talk about. I found myself talking to this guy I met when I went for an official assignment. We started as friends, but we became attracted to each other. So when I travelled back to base, we started these long conversations. We're both born-again Christians and both married, so we kept to certain boundaries. I enjoyed conversing with him more than with my spouse. I became consumed with thoughts of him. He also expressed his desire and attraction towards me, but we laughed over it as jokes.

My husband noticed the conversations when I travelled home and became suspicious. He forbade me from speaking with him. He had never seen me have long talks with any friend, talkless of a male one. I informed my friend and he said no problem, he would wait till I travelled back to work base before he would continue. He later travelled to meet his family and conversation became scanty. I realized how much I was addicted to him when I couldn't talk to him as much as I wanted. He returned to base and we continued like before.

I started praying for God to help me overcome these desires. Maybe he also felt the same, because for some reasons I don't know, he reduced the frequency of calls and chats drastically. I didn't try to find out why, just thought the time-off would help me clear out immoral thoughts. But I got hurt when he acted indifferent on one occasion when I felt he should have shown more care. I asked him about it and he pretended not to understand what I was talking about. I read the writing on the wall, and decided to play along. So I said "bye. It was nice meeting you." Part of me was grateful it ended, another part was wishing I could still be with him. I love my husband and children, I cannot come and scatter my home.

He thought I was joking. I was no longer responding to his chats, and when I did, only with monosyllables. He became hurt and accused me of going silent on him. I told him he started it. He wanted me to become defensive, but the Holy Spirit whispered "keep quiet ". So I allowed him rant without saying anything. I thank God I didn't, because I would have exposed how deep my true feelings for him were.

Right now, he chats once in a while, just general "how are you". I say "fine". My feelings have healed and I thank God we didn't continue because I wouldn't have been able to stop myself from an affair if we had eventually had any physical contact. I can categorically say I'm no longer in love with him.

I penned these down for those struggling with similar situations. Just cut off the relationship. Stop conversation, chatting, or physical contact. Then pray for God to help you overcome those lusty feelings.

This should be like the best terse story I've read here recently. Not that first thread littered around with windfall-buffeted promiscuous sinners

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Education / Re: Kenyan Trying To Mock Nigeria English by lokito: 10:23pm On Mar 28, 2022
iLegendd:
Exactly what I would've done. Though, our Nigerian tutor made three mistakes sha, but the Kenyan goat won't notice.

1. Contest for context (I blame his autocorrect).
2. Who thinks, but he wrote who think.
3. The last line, after Nigeria, deserves a period.

Las las, the Kenyan goat go dey fear to reply. cheesy

100% oppression and confidence. grin

~sha~
"Las las, the Kenyan goat go dey fear to reply"
TV/Movies / Re: Will Smith Faces Losing His Oscar For Slapping Chris Rock by lokito: 10:06pm On Mar 28, 2022
Antoeni:
*Being a second wife to a right Person Is better than being a first wife to a wrong man.*Ladies think very well.
Jada is An Woman

An? Who be this na

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TV/Movies / Re: Will Smith Faces Losing His Oscar For Slapping Chris Rock by lokito: 10:03pm On Mar 28, 2022
Uprightness100:
All I see that happened there was purely a Staged Satanic ritual.

First of all Mr. Smith moved up there with the hidden hand Sign/symbol ( If you know u know). And when u see the stage of the Oscars, it's all decorated with the illuminanti symbols.

Don't be Deceived by them. It's all a distraction. A Distraction to Distract the world from what is Needful and to engage the world Inhabitants in non essentials.

Who be this one now
Celebrities / Re: Portable Plans Wedding With His 2nd Baby Mama(video) by lokito: 5:39am On Mar 28, 2022
WiszyFraud:
This one wan use white pvssy and s*X tie this unserious man down. grin


If this man I’m seeing here was broke and struggling, i swear to god, this girl for even slap am if e try to approach her cheesy


Men, y’all better wisen Up mehnn.
If these girls deceiving y’all with love was in your current position, financially, them no go recognise you as human being sha lipsrsealed

i suggest we treat them same way,
No human is more superior to the other ✌️

I hope you read the part where she was called Baby Mama. One year ago, the Zazoo crooner was broke and this same lady still gave birth for him.
Travel / Re: My Plan To Relocate To Uk by lokito: 5:16pm On Feb 21, 2022
ifytrik:
First of all if it's true you have a business that is fetching such amount of money on a weekly basis then relocating to the UK or any other country shouldn't be an option right now, you should be thinking of expanding your business and not traveling outside, if aliko dangote and femi otedola are based in Nigeria then I see no reason you should be thinking of relocating outside when your business is booming and fetching you good money,keep expanding your business and watch yourself become a billionaire in few years, that is if you none yahoo boy ogrin

Please where did you read 1.5m on a weekly basis? Just made me waste time scrolling up again

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Education / Re: Have You Ever Forgotten The Spelling Of A Word In An Exam, What Was The Word? by lokito: 11:48am On Feb 10, 2022
Ai, eff

If

And I read am o
Celebrities / Re: Davido Struggles With Tyre During Workout In Preparation For 2022 (Pix, Video) by lokito: 8:47pm On Jan 27, 2022
If na to carry Chioma yansh up now, he will use one finger
Politics / Re: Rivers Aircraft: Amaechi Refutes Abandoning State’s Aircraft In Germany by lokito: 6:00am On Jan 27, 2022
These guys are not professional at all. Just a bunch of mischievous people holding public offices to loot money.

Why couldn't he defend himself by attaching evidences - extracts from the handover note; Documents showing it went for repairs in Germany etcetera.

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Autos / Re: Buy Fairly Used Sound Proof Generators - Diesel Engines by lokito: 4:41pm On Jan 20, 2022
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Celebrities / Re: Davido's New House In Banana Island: Pictures & Video by lokito: 10:29am On Jan 07, 2022
Not classy
Celebrities / Re: Davido Acquires New House On Banana Island, Lagos by lokito: 9:09am On Jan 07, 2022
kenzysmith:
Oga na only u dey this life we done tire to here your success

Him too do abeg. E don too much

At least maintain small low key even as you dey progress
Romance / Re: I'm Attracted To Dead Women!!! by lokito: 10:09am On Dec 31, 2021
Anonymous993775:
This might sound weird but I'm turned on when I see dead women. I find them attractive. I've masturbated to many dead women in movies and graphic pictures on the internet of random dead women, even here on Nairaland. I need some help. Sex with living women is boring and I lose erection. To sustain erection I have to think of them dead.

I need some advice.

Which kain talk be dis
Romance / Re: What A Mess! I Slept With A Married Woman In A Hotel by lokito: 12:49pm On Dec 06, 2021
My own concern about this matter is, how on earth did the married woman accept to sleep with you
Health / Re: Tingling/Burning Sensation On My Pubic Area by lokito: 12:47pm On Dec 02, 2021
Apsis:
Hello every
Pls I need help seriously
I've been experiencing Tingling/burning sensation on public area for 2 weeks now, I went for test and it came back negative
Has anyone had such experience before, pls kindly share solution

You have gono!
Drink Doxycycline plus ceftriaxone injection for 5 days.
Sports / Re: Ballon d'Or Ranking update by lokito: 9:40pm On Nov 29, 2021
I know they will do ojoro
Celebrities / Cash Challenge: Davido Releases List Of Donors by lokito: 8:27am On Nov 20, 2021
Super Falcons captain Asisat Oshoala and two Super Eagles players Wilfred Ndidi and Henry Onyekuru on Thursday joined a host of celebrities who donated N1m each to Nigerian singer Davido, PUNCH reports.
Born David Adeleke, Davido took to his social media pages to call out fans, friends an dcolleagues to send him money.

After sharing his account details on Twitter on Wednesday, the singer revealed that his aim was to get N200m from his fans and colleagues.

Davido, however, appreciated the trio by sharing the amount they sent on his Instagram story page.

“First lady (Oshoala) of the plug, well-received,” Davido wrote on his Instagram story page.

The Afrobeat Singer, had taken to his Instagram page calling out to his friends to support his 29th Birthday coming up on the 21st of November, 2021.

Davido had on Monday asked his friends to send him the sum of one million naira each for his birthday and to clear his Rolls Royce from the port. The singer further said he wanted to know who his true friends.

The Omo Baba Olowo reportedly Raised N151 in adayafter posting his bank account details on his Instagram page.

Below are the names posted by the singer:

Zlatan Ibile – 1,000,000

Ikorodu Bois – 5,000

Richie Richie – 1,000,000

Mr Eazi – 1,000,000

Papaya_Ex – Undisclosed

E Money – Undisclosed

Kolaqalagbo – 1,000,000

Aluya Richie – 1,000,000

Chike – 1,000,000

Nengi – 1,000,000

Money Maker – 1,000,000

Sir Banko – 1,000,000

Adekunle Gold – 1,000,000

Evih – 1,000,000

Peruzzi – 1,000,000

Mr Peak – 1,000,000

Teni – 1,000,000

Akin Alabi – Undisclosed

Baba Ali – 1,500,000

Charles of Play – 1,000,000

CubanaChief Priest – 1,000,000

Naira Marley – 1,000,000

Patoranking – Undisclosed

Obi Cubana – Undisclosed

Femi Otedola – Undisclosed

Nasboi – 1,000,000

M.I. Abaga – 1,000,000

Eniola Badmus – 1,000,000

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Pets / Re: Help My Dog Is Going Blind by lokito: 8:15am On Nov 15, 2021
I'm not poor but I'll only buy a dog for 450k at gun point

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Family / Re: My Son's Girlfriend Comes To Our House To Sleep Everyday by lokito: 10:06am On Oct 11, 2021
Bewiseedet:
Mind your business. Your son is matured enough to chose who to love. Isn't it better you try to know the lady better than just portray her as a prostitute?

Your reasoning is appalling. Really? She should mind her business. Is it actually not her business?
Crime / Re: Sarafina Bulus Achi: Missing Lady (Photo) by lokito: 9:33am On Oct 10, 2021
May God deliver her from Yahoo-plus boys

Iseeeh!!!

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