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Health / Re: I'm Not Passing Urine: Somebody Should Help Me. by lokito: 12:29pm On Oct 08, 2021
fashrola:
You need drink 3 bottles of beer...... Try it and thank me later

No now
Health / Re: I'm Not Passing Urine: Somebody Should Help Me. by lokito: 12:29pm On Oct 08, 2021
Adaobiii:
If you are in ONITSHA let me direct you to the doctor to visit.you are having a kidney issue and you need to visit the hospital ASAP

Not necessarily. Prostrate benign can also cause that but I pray it's just his psychology working on him. @OP, relax nothing will happen to you..
Business / Re: Zuckerberg Loses N2tn In 5 Hours After Facebook's Temporary Crash by lokito: 2:02pm On Oct 05, 2021
Who even calculate this money sef
Which kain... Be that sef
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Has A Boyfriend! Please Advise Me by lokito: 5:06pm On Oct 04, 2021
Look for a way and contact the guy whenever she begs for assistance o

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Celebrities / Re: Iyanya Appointed As Governor Ayade's SSA On Tourism And Entertainment by lokito: 3:36pm On Sep 02, 2021
Which road dem wan pass go the cross rivers state
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Shatters Messi's Transfer Announcement Record On Twitter (Pix) by lokito: 1:56am On Aug 28, 2021
Davash222:
Presently, Ronaldo is bigger and greater than Manure and Ole, Why stoop so low



Manure is dead and gone, and there's nothing Ronaldo or anyone can do to revive a dead club!

We will disgrace them.
But honestly that guy will score goals o
Romance / Re: Can You Marry The Last Person You Had Sex With? by lokito: 11:15am On Aug 22, 2021
SimplyFacts:


Am I missing something so far? The fact that someone mentioned I can't marry her because she's already married/engaged doesn't mean they had sex recently or got involved in extramarital affair. He might be saying he can no longer marry her because the lady has moved on. The topic & some comments are being misinterpreted, I think.

The word 'already' indicts him. I don't have the strength of Terry g to argue this morning sha
Romance / Re: Can You Marry The Last Person You Had Sex With? by lokito: 10:17pm On Aug 21, 2021
Aidejay:
I can't, she's already married.

Jokes apart. This is very wrong please. Let's watch what we type here so that God will not use thunder and strike your generation. Somebody's wife?

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TV/Movies / Re: Esther Benyeogo Emerges Winner Of The Voice Nigeria 2021 by lokito: 7:56am On Jul 25, 2021
drizslim:
congratulations!! I belong to the 65% that never watched an episode

We suppose reach 90% wey no watch one kpere
Celebrities / Re: Pictures From Obi Cubana Mother's Burial by lokito: 9:55pm On Jul 16, 2021
Kernalboy:
instead of davido beging cubana to pickup his call is cubana that will rather beg david for money because davido is 3times richer than him

Davido $25m
Obi Cubana $96m

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Celebrities / Re: Pictures From Obi Cubana Mother's Burial by lokito: 9:50pm On Jul 16, 2021
rosalieene:
So Ubi Franklin is short shocked shocked
he's even tall in that picture
Literature / Re: Wole Soyinka Celebrates His 87th Birthday Today by lokito: 9:08am On Jul 13, 2021
My mentor.
Celebrities / Re: Sound Sultan Is Dead by lokito: 11:05am On Jul 11, 2021
Let it be known that the Government has failed us. One in my state is busy building flyovers while Nigerians are one unknown sickness away from death

RIP Sound Sultan
Career / Re: Which Is Best, Architecture Or Civil Engineering by lokito: 10:31pm On Jul 08, 2021
ArcSEMPECJ:


Are you for real? So funny , designing a building is now done without brief and proper functionality of purpose with no cost implication applied to the asthetical values abi?
.
..na your Client go sack you no be me.....
His point won't even work. After every drawing in an urban area you will need the seal of an architect prior to registrations of the building
Career / Re: Which Is Best, Architecture Or Civil Engineering by lokito: 10:25pm On Jul 08, 2021
Aarenasbaba:
Architecture.... I studied building

If you're able to face ur studies squarely and know more practical, before ur 2nd to 3rd year. You can b designing building for clients and b earning

You'll design and draw then our yeye countrymen will pay you peanut and give a Civil engineer the main peanut butter to build. Different stages till the building ends, the CE is cashing out. Then after that wonderful design instead of getting referrals or repeated patronage people will borrow that your design and then it becomes ubiquitous within a wink.

Architecture...not in this poppycock country

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Travel / Re: Deplorable State Of Calabar Itu Road!!! by lokito: 10:39pm On Jul 02, 2021
I almost cried on that road two weeks ago. Till today I can't find my bumper
Sports / Re: Israel Adesanya Retains UFC Middleweight Title, Defeats Vettori by lokito: 1:37pm On Jun 13, 2021
Gbajure:


Who is this ignoramus and a proudly one! Izzy is in heavier weight that Usman. He is lightweight
No...middle weight
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 29th May 2021 by lokito: 9:45pm On May 29, 2021
Greataby:
. You bet ni?
No baba...I for don fall here now

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 29th May 2021 by lokito: 9:35pm On May 29, 2021
God, who dey pound this yam for my chest

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 29th May 2021 by lokito: 9:34pm On May 29, 2021
Pressure!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 29th May 2021 by lokito: 8:51pm On May 29, 2021
Why is Aguero on bench

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 29th May 2021 by lokito: 8:44pm On May 29, 2021
Gooooaaal

Chelsea

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 29th May 2021 by lokito: 8:15pm On May 29, 2021
Timo Werner again.....who fence this guy s
Brain God
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 29th May 2021 by lokito: 8:13pm On May 29, 2021
Timo Werner
Crime / Re: Married Nigerian Man Caught Wooing A 15-Year-Old Girl In London (Video) by lokito: 7:41pm On May 15, 2021
Seriously the man is a pervert and very silly but from their chat, the girl was responding well and even friendly. All of a sudden she snitched..this is mad evil on her part too

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Romance / Rep Your Childhood Hood, School And Reconnect by lokito: 8:42am On Apr 27, 2021
You might be surprised to connect with your old homies here:

I rep Anifowoshe Ikeja, Lagos - Abeokuta Street boi
Ikeja High School
Celebrities / Re: Nosa Rex Buys A Car For His Wife, Deborah (Photos) by lokito: 7:58am On Apr 20, 2021
She's not just showing off the car but reminding y'all promiscuous crushers that he's a married man

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Autos / Re: 2010 Toyota Corolla SE & LE REGISTERED @2.2m Asking by lokito: 12:24am On Apr 03, 2021
Which state. I'm in PH
Sports / Re: BMW Drops UFC Star Israel Adesanya As Brand Ambassador Over Rape Comment by lokito: 11:01pm On Mar 28, 2021
Felabrity:
Isreal don't have a good management, plus he behave immature

Anyway he is earning the millions
The boy is too arrogant and unreasonable. He needs a psychologist.
Sports / Re: Francis Ngannou Knocks Out Stipe Miocic To Become World Heavyweight Champion by lokito: 8:24am On Mar 28, 2021
bennysnipes:
FRANCIS NGANNOU, The Predator as he is called knocked out Stipe Miocic in the #UFC260 to become the New Heavyweight Champions of the World.

The new UFC Heavyweight Champion Francis Ngannou put together an incredible 5 fight winning streak culminating in the title!

✅ Curtis Blaydes
✅ Cain Velasquez
✅ Junior dos Santos
✅ Jairzinho Rozenstruick
✅ Stipe Miocic

It may interest you to know that:

Francis Ngannou:
- Worked at the sand mines since he was a child.
- traveled across africa to france
- homeless in Paris
- start training at the age of 25
- Today becomes The New UFC Heavyweight Champion of the World.

Cameroon and Atrica now has a new Heavyweight Champion.

No continent holds more UFC titles in the men's division than Africa.

3 KINGS

Francis Ngannou - World Heavyweight Champion (Cameroon).

Kamaru Usman - World Welterweight Champion (Nigeria).

Israel Adesanya - World Featherweight Champion (Nigeria).

#UFC #UFC260

Written by Amama Benn Benedict.




https://www.google.com/amp/s/talksport.com/sport/mma/856459/jon-jones-francis-ngannou-knocks-out-stipe-miocic-ufc-260-heavyweight-champion-megan-fox-kourtney-kardashian-las-vegas/amp/

Israel Adesanya is not Featherweight Champion. Middle Weight.....What insult

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Crime / Re: How Fake 'Customer Care' Withdrew ₦500k From My Dad's Account After A Phone Call by lokito: 11:59pm On Mar 21, 2021
Dexpro:
Yes. It can be recovered. And don't be bothered about the comments above saying it will cost you more.

Firstly, get the account number the funds were transferred to.

Go to any magistrate court, make sure you see the registrar. Give him/her the full story. TELL THEM YOU WANT A COURT ORDER. You will pay for this court order. 10% of the money to be recovered.

You probably will get the court order tomorrow. When you have it with you, do a photocopy and serve the original to the bank your dad's monies were transferred. I'm pretty sure the branch manager will PND the account.

Now, go to any police station, meet with the DPO. Just tell the constables at the counter you have a document for the DPO.

At the DPOs, explain the entire situation and tell him you want A POLICE REPORT. You will most likely be connected to the state CID department. Meanwhile, details of the fraudulent transfer would have been collected from you. Rapport with the CID personnel. When you have Police Report, photocopy and serve the bank the original.

You and your dad should visit his bank and put things back in order coz the account is already compromised. When.you get to the bank, they'll put you through.

The account that hosted your dad's money will be blocked and put on lien. Any amount that comes in will be held and can not be withdrawn.

The account owner, will be picked up. He'll lead the police to the person that made the transfer.

All of these can happen, this week.

OK account they Transfer the money to can't be theirs o. They go to shoprite for instance, pick laptop 500k and transfer to Shoprite account. Then go to computer village, resell the laptop for 400k.
Will you go and arrest Shoprite?

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