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Politics / Re: Asari Dokubo Forms Biafra Customary Government (BCG) by lokito: 7:46am On Mar 15, 2021
Arrant nonsense and concobility
Forum Games / Re: Brain Teaser: Which Cup Will Get Filled First? by lokito: 4:05am On Feb 27, 2021
CarGuideNG:
Tank 7 has a hole at the bottom, so it would never get filled.

The pipe leading to tank 4 is blocked off, so tank 4 would never get filled.

The pipe leading to tank 6 is also blocked off from the major end, so tank 6 would never get filled.

The outlet of tank 3 connects to tank 7 which has a hole at the bottom, so tank 3 would never get filled.

The outlet of tank 2 from tank 1, is lower than the outlet of tank 3 from tank 1, so tank 2 would get the liquid first.

However,

Tank 2 has an outlet to tank 5, so tank 2 would never get filled.

That would leave tank 1 and tank 5

Tank 5 would get filled first.

Remember that the outlet of tank 5 is not at the brim, so tank 6 has to be filled first before 5

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Forum Games / Re: Brain Teaser: Which Cup Will Get Filled First? by lokito: 4:01am On Feb 27, 2021
feekman:
7

Number 7 dey leak na...haba
Crime / Re: Brothel And 4 Houses Owned By Kidnappers In Calabar Demolished By Government by lokito: 10:14am On Jan 20, 2021
rhames:


How much can I get a 20kva Gen basic

950k

It's 22KVA
Crime / Re: Brothel And 4 Houses Owned By Kidnappers In Calabar Demolished By Government by lokito: 10:44am On Jan 19, 2021
Waste!!!


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Gaming / The Charlie Charlie Game by lokito: 9:04am On Jan 12, 2021
Good day house,

This Charlie Charlie game, is it real. Like has anybody here tried it and the pencil moves. I am tempted to try it at home but I live alone. Don't want curtains shaking and doors opening themselves here o. Or even knocks on the door because of Charlie Charlie �

Politics / Re: Why Jungle Justice Should Stop Immediately In Nigeria. by lokito: 8:29pm On Dec 10, 2020
The way jungle justice dey worry for naija, our Lord sef no go gree come again like a thief in the night. �

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Health / Re: Endometriosis: "Church Members, Friends Mocked Me" - Woman Conceives by lokito: 6:51am On Nov 03, 2020
OMOJOHN001:
Congratulations dear woman,

Buy won't it be better if you wait and give birth to that child first before taking him or her to Studio to snap pics,just because you want to show people you have conceive.

Been pregnant is not the same thing as Giving birth
make una dey use una head very well ooooo.

I don't even understand the nonsense behind this Baby shower of a thing, some SIMP,men will still follow them to studio.

We are quick to copy Oyibo culture but when it comes to governance and Living like sensible human being things will change.
We can't copy their, Science,their technology,their Leaders,Na so so rubbish we dey copy. TUEEEH

To read is very easy, but to comprehend is a herculean task. Didn't y'all read where she said her son is so fine. Meaning she has already given birth....hian!!!

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Laycon Reveals That He Has Sickle Cell by lokito: 8:30am On Sep 23, 2020
chris51:
There is no DC in blood group.
Blood groups are categorised as follows

AA
AS
SS

You're very wrong. What you're categorizing is Genotype and there are more apart from AA, AS, SS. There's also SC, AC. While

There are 4 main blood groups (types of blood) – A, B, AB and O. Your blood group is determined by the genes you inherit from your parents. Each group can be either RhD positive or RhD negative, which means in total there are 8 blood groups.

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TV/Movies / Re: Terry Waya: If Kiddwaya Wins BBNaija, He Will Give Erica N42.5 Million by lokito: 8:31am On Sep 09, 2020
I think say this man say make person for background give am one minute, wetin he still dey talk here sef

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Sports / Re: Players With Most Red Cards In PL History: Vieira 2nd With 8, Gerrard In Top 20 by lokito: 3:25pm On May 31, 2020
Beat this

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TV/Movies / Re: Aroma Ufodike Of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire: Who Remembers This Man? by lokito: 10:26pm On May 28, 2020
Ovie56:
chai, Op can lie, Aroma did great on the show, he used his lifeline and he never called to inform his family he was about to win, he called a friend to verify an answer, i guess you want to spice up the gist, but come on, do not lie to us like that, we are not suffering from short attention span and i wasn't that long ago cuz we're not kids here.

Don't mind the lie lie OP,
It was John Carpenter that didn't use any lifeline and called his Dad that he was about to win $1m
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Physically Assaulted Me Over My Own Money !! Help!! by lokito: 12:40am On May 15, 2020
ken711:
I have been dating a girl for about 18 months now. Very pretty but my brothers, let me tell you... Look before you leap when it comes to pretty girls.

From the minute I met this girl it has been one money request after another. If it was small sums I guess I wouldn't really mind, as I have always worked for blue chip companies and can afford it. The thing is, her requests are always very big!.....20k this, 20K that.....but my brothers, I have to tell you the one that has made me even disappointed in myself.

She lives with her parents and they are the most dysfunctional family I have ever heard of... Everyday one person is fighting the other, and this my girlfriend, as fine as she is, is the most arrogant, prideful, violent & rude person I have ever met. She hounded me everyday that I must get her an apartment of her own, so she can escape her home, and I agreed to but by saving monthly.

Would you believe, one night, when she was working at a bar as an usher for guinness, she gave her number to 2 different men just because of this apartment. My spirit kept telling me that she gave her number out, but she kept lying...only for me to catch her texting one of the men when we were at church of all places.......

She even went as far as going to meet this rich man at a hotel, but the man ran away when she made that request, and I as a fool decided to finally do it for her. (I suspect she cheated on me that night and I always tell it to her face because she has cheated on me twice before)

I live on the Island and tried to get her to rent here as well, as I really want to keep an eye on her..... She has too many guys around her who live in that area and she is this kind of person who cheats out of revenge, even over small things.....this girl refused and threatened to break things off!....bro, as a mumu I sent the money to her to rent the place and for other things, about 400K.....

Ever since that money left my account, it's like my eyes cleared!!! I couldn't believe that instead of saving my hard earned money, I went and sent it to a girl that has cheated on me twice (or even more), lied to me, slapped me and done so many things.....but I just decided to leave everything for God, seeing as she was desperate.

The problem now is that the demands for that apartment is now becoming too much!!! The expenses just to get the place finished are such a burden on my financial and mental state...

The worst happened about two days ago, she wanted me to pay 20k. Infact I just got so tired of bills that I kinda was stalling on it, but what happened next truly shocked me. Would you believe this girl started punching me, slapping me and even tore my shirt cos of 20k. She even threatened to break my office laptop (working from home) until I sent the money, after that she left........

Now she is trying to apologize so that I will pay for bed and gas and the remaining things....my brothers, I know u will say am a fool!...I accept...I am a handsome guy, studied abroad, I just don't know why loneliness made me fall in love with such a sadistic user... My only problem is, do I pay for the bed and just finish what I started or just free the whole thing and the nearly 500K I have already spent...

Please help!

OP, I wish I can see you face to face and give you undertaker smack down. You deserve two pedigrees in one fight.
Politics / Re: Breaking : Buhari To Declare State Of Emergency In Kogi Or Lockdown by lokito: 12:58pm On May 11, 2020
Jostoman:
e dey pain you
lol

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Politics / Re: Breaking : Buhari To Declare State Of Emergency In Kogi Or Lockdown by lokito: 11:51pm On May 10, 2020
Jostoman:
go and declared it by yourself now
English ma kpa mi na
Crime / Wicked Nigerian Lady Who Assaulted Little Maid Arrested by lokito: 10:16am On Dec 22, 2019
The Nigerian lady who mercilessly assaulted her underage house help has been arrested..

Romance / Re: How Do I Get Over My Ex Whom I Left Because We Are Both AS? by lokito: 2:40pm On Dec 17, 2019
frozen70:
I can see that the both of you are deeply in love

You can continue having sex with preventive measures till the relationship fezeel out

Stop telling her to stop calling you, both of you are feeling the the same problem and it can be very hurtful

Don't break her heart, allow her to pull out naturally

But if it gets to a stage that you guys are so glued, be prepared to adopt children if you must get married

Someone can carry your pregnancy and deliver the baby to both of you and you pay the person off

Love is a very magnetic thing and it's always difficult to say goodbye

Nice reply but please what's the meaning of fezeel? Or you meant fizzle? Please be guided!
Family / Re: Finally, I Have Decided To Leave Him by lokito: 8:57pm On Dec 15, 2019
rawfact:
Kindheartedd, this is going to be very long and deep so don't just scan through. My guess is that you are married to a Yoruba man. I can't tell the tribe you are from. But whether you are also Yoruba or not, you need to know who a Yoruba husband is, whether he is in church or not. Because church or whatever will never take his culture away from him. "Husband" according to Yoruba Culture is know as Ade Ori (Crown) of the Woman, and not just Head as declared in the bible. You can't afford to raise your voice back at him or those other nonsense I read from your previous post. He must have tolerated all that while waiting for you to outgrow them. Because such is for Boyfriend/Girlfriend Stuff - never a Yoruba Marriage. You will have to learn on how to humbly follow his lead. After all, you trusted his leadership before saying yes to his marriage proposal.

With that said as an introduction, you will permit me to abuse you where necessary despite the fact that you seem to hate such. Meanwhile, learn that abuse from a loved one that is above one (parents, elders, husband, uncle and co) is for one's good and never an evil nor intended as such. This is Africa for goodness sake and not some white man's land, where the wife throws out the husband out of his house while his kids calls him by his first name or even shuts him up. Even some good friends can abuse someone to stop one from making a wrong decision. No wonder your bible recorded that the sting of a friend is better than the kiss of an enemy. Anyway, I took out time to read many comments on your thread and I really commend the likes of Newguyhere, Triniti, TheRedpillguy, PrinceMajestic, tunjilana and a few others who were not timid to serve you raw facts. The rest commenters literally boosted your pride.

If you are Yoruba, certainly you will understand those that are mocked as "Iyawo Asiko" (modern wife). I am going to give you an excerpt of your words and remark each, not for you because I dare say that you will resent each remark but it is particularly for the single ladies you could dare advise.

My plan is to totally leave the state we live now to a different state to start life all over with my kids. I work, I will make sure they have the best. I won't let my family know my whereabouts. Change my phone number and live a new life.

You bear "Kindheartedd" as moniker but this plan of yours alone reveals the opposite. Firstly, you want to abscond from a husband (not a boyfriend). Meaning of that culturally is running or deserting the one that paid dowry over your head and received you into his lineage (not just family), not as a girlfriend or baby mama but as the glorified (wife). Aunty, I hail you! Secondly, you used the expression "my kids". Very laughable. Culturally, those children (particularly the male) belongs to your husband's lineage which you are now part of if you are genuinely in it. Therefore, those kids belong wholly to your husband first, before your very self who happened to carry his sperm (child) for 9 months before delivery. You claim to be a christian but you certainly have no idea of the spirituality of marriage nor acknowledge fatherhood or headship of your husband over your household. Who will fix that rot in your mind? Certainly not God, aunty but your very self if you would. Finally on that, you plan to have the best not minding if it will destroy lives (your husband and the kids), changing phone number and living a new life. Some commenters that chose to be honest with you labelled the act selfish. I particularly recommend you get natural therapy for mental health.

I do not want any one to link me up with him again. I hate him now. I have heard enough, enough of abuse. He's done more damage to me than good. His is proud and ungrateful.

Listen, followers command the leadership they get. Whether family, company, state, or nation. Mere humility from you will change this same statement of yours to "He is loving, caring, wonderful though difficult to understand at times". Also, know that many Nigerian husbands really get cocky when denied sex by their wives. Too much testosterone in the body as some puts it. Some manage it well while some really get cocky and wouldn't tell the woman. But give your man good sex regularly and stay humble and watch that statement change. Never forget this: Yoruba husbands get very cocky on arrogant wives.


He is owing me a lot of money but I can let go.
Your "Ade Ori" is owing you money? As in your husband? Who owns you and your money? Or are you building another family outside the one he is heading? Sister, you are not ready for Yoruba marriage yet o. Listen, if your husband that is carrying the weight of the house as the head, whether you are supporting or not, borrows money from you, particularly for that household, in your mind, settle it that you contributed and not that you borrowed him. Even if he ended up using the money on himself. Lots of girlfriends looking forward to a guy having serious relationship with them or even marrying them do lots for the guy without feeling owed nor trumpeting it around. Abeg, give yourself peace in your head because it's obvious you carried lots of garbage from Telemondo, feminist and other "fake lives" into your marriage (reality).


I want to teach him a hard lesson by leaving with my kids before he return from work on Monday.
Your Husband (Ade Ori) o. Not even just a lesson but a hard lesson. Aunty, you need serious mental checkup. Your brain is filled with explosive pride. At this point, I think your husband should just release you back to your people through divorce so that the court can oversee the issue of child custody because it's obvious your brain cannot be humbled. Your stubbornness and arrogance is something else. Even the verbal abuse (though not the best) your husband use regularly to check/reduce the depth of those bad-luck characters is also taken wrongly. For you trying to even change your number from friends and family that could change your heart also confirms that your husband can never succeed over you. This is why fathers shouldn't spoil their daughters before giving them out in marriage. They become a pain in the head of the gullible men that marries them. Daughter wey dey shout back at hin papa, go do more for hin husband. Some wives will be competing with their husbands rather than complementing his leadership, causing unnecessary problems, particularly for the kids. See, you practically want to lead yourself, and your financial capability is also strengthening you in your rebellion. This is why a humble woman that has no money cannot really be termed humble. In fact, you entered into that marriage mistakenly, maybe for the wedding dress, ring or kids - never for the mission marriage requires, that is, if your husband ever communicated that to you. And if he did, I dare say your type will gladly rebel.

I don't want to quote others again because I know it is worthless for you and several of your supporters. But I know one graceful lady out there whether churchy or not will pick wisdom from my remarks when it is time for her to build her own home. Your bible records that a foolish woman destroys her home while the wise one builds it. Not a foolish man o. Go and search for where it is in your bible. If you hurt or destroy your home as a woman, you will be the chief beneficiary. Same way, if you avoid satan building a castle in your mind and heart through stubbornness and arrogance, you will certainly be the most beneficiary of a happy and joyous home whether u dey go church or not.

Mr man, please leave this "third mainland bridge" write up on Ade Ori nonsense you wrote up there. I am very intuitive that YOU ARE THE MAN suffering this lady. She has ego but yours is way beyond hers. How dare you insult and abuse your wife daily, making her pass through hell? If she doesn't give you sex regularly, so what? You need to be ashamed of yourself to bring up this egocentric advice you put up here. Go and beg your wife!!!

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Religion / Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by lokito: 7:38pm On Dec 08, 2019
WriterX:


grin



you had every right,chance and opportunity not to read it so if you want to be a typical Nigeria who would rather blame others for his or her mistake or misdeed then feel free alright, I owe you nothing.

You're talking nonsense. The writeup was like Nigerian movies with a bad, awkward ending, you're speaking English there.
Religion / Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by lokito: 1:26pm On Dec 08, 2019
WriterX:
this happened to a Friend , he is agnostic when it comes to religion and God .


He is visual artist and does painting and all that for a living so I go to see one evening and he shows me a clean new razor on his room table and ask me to guess what happened to it.

I try to guess but I know I am bad at it and then he tells this story I still find hard to believe till date.



he said three days ago he was working on an art work for a client and he had used that razor but two days later hr couldn't find it when he needed to use it .
Since he had a pack he figured he would search for it some other day and did not bother to find it again till to day.
he said after he arrived from school that day he was really tired and decided to sleep , taking off his clothes he laid till that evening due to how tired he was .

he had gotten up and just walked a few steps and stretched himself when he had the sound of something falling from his back, thinking it was an insect or so he turned to look at it .

lol and behold he finds that razor on the floor in other words that razor fell from his back in shock he said he ran to the mirror to check his back hoping to see razor cuts and all that but nothing was there not even a scratch .

"are you serious?" I asked the fella

"Richy I go lie give you for that kind thing , I slept on this razor the whole noon and it didn't injure me , I don't know how possible that is because the slightest turn I could make would warrant the sharp blade to cut through my skin ,why it didn't injure me I really don't know"


we sat there looking like idiots , my friend slept on a new blade for hours and he wasn't cut .

it's funny I know but that's weird , my guy had no shirt on talk about miracle that's a big one for the guy.

And you made us read this long, empty shii

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Education / Re: Mother Of Queens College Student Who Fixed Lashes Attacks School Security by lokito: 7:49am On Nov 20, 2019
The security, the student, the mother, the teachers are all mad and useless
Celebrities / The Man That Bashed Bobrisky's Range Rover And Iphone Begs by lokito: 7:43am On Oct 22, 2019
There was serious altercation between a man and Bobrisky last night along lekki road as she abi na he got mad with a motorist that mistakenly hit his car. Instead of the motorist to beg, he had the effrontery to abuse bobrisky and then a fight ensued.
He has begged and apologized but Bob is not giving in o.
The Gbese now be say, the man will fix the car and buy new iPhone 11max.

Chai, monkey dey sleep Baboon dey wake am...see pictures and video

Celebrities / Re: Ike, Diane, Cindy And Elozonam Begin Their Media Tour After BBNaija Eviction by lokito: 4:03pm On Oct 02, 2019
Angelfrost:
So, no media tour for Tacha...

Anyway, doesn't even matter... Based on promises, she's already 10 times richer than all these ones combined.

Richer we agree.. And so what?

A good name is better than riches

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija : Mercy And Tacha Fight, Gets Physical (Videos) by lokito: 12:13pm On Sep 27, 2019
mercyviv:

Bro, this BBN must have vexed you so much you penned an epistle to drop us into deep slumber!

No be person wey get power go read that third mainland bridge epistle?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Lawlessness Is A Crime Against Our Country – South African President by lokito: 1:00pm On Sep 09, 2019
He's mad. Is that all he can say? My guys that jakpa last week are now in my house here finishing my food. He's talking nonsense. Ode

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Rocks New Afro Look (Photos) by lokito: 9:26pm On Aug 25, 2019
Wizkid looks like he had a long convalescence ahead.
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy And Anthony Joshua Spark Up Dating Rumors As They Vacation In Spain by lokito: 4:04pm On Aug 25, 2019
This yeye girl should allow this man to train na. December 7th is nigh. Fatty bum bum go knack am again o

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Celebrities / Re: Yvonne Nelson And Jamie Roberts Breakup, Actress Confirms by lokito: 10:19am On Aug 12, 2019
They are all mad

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Crime / Re: CCTV Footage Humbles A Milo Thief, After A Fight During Interrogation by lokito: 1:05pm On Apr 01, 2019
Chai I know this guy o. He even gave me his CV recently to help him get a job. He used to drive trucks for JB before his redundancy. Too pity
Celebrities / Re: Davido & His Uncle Adeleke Celebrate Victory At Tribunal by lokito: 10:57pm On Mar 22, 2019
HeWrites:


Which phone you dey use undecided

iPhone 100. Wetin happen?

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Celebrities / Re: Davido & His Uncle Adeleke Celebrate Victory At Tribunal by lokito: 10:47pm On Mar 22, 2019
vicmymy1:
The guy was even charging while chatting. Anyways, congrats

It's Davido that was charging and chatting with his kpalasa phone. Only one person get 836 unread messages.
Naaansense!!!

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Romance / Re: South African Woman States Why Men Don't Want To Leave Her Alone by lokito: 10:24pm On Mar 11, 2019
She looks like Rasputia from Norbit

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