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EducationRe: Kenyan Trying To Mock Nigeria English by lokito: 10:23pm On Mar 28, 2022
iLegendd:
Exactly what I would've done. Though, our Nigerian tutor made three mistakes sha, but the Kenyan goat won't notice.

1. Contest for context (I blame his autocorrect).
2. Who thinks, but he wrote who think.
3. The last line, after Nigeria, deserves a period.

Las las, the Kenyan goat go dey fear to reply. cheesy

100% oppression and confidence. grin
~sha~
"Las las, the Kenyan goat go dey fear to reply"
TV/MoviesRe: Will Smith Faces Losing His Oscar For Slapping Chris Rock by lokito: 10:06pm On Mar 28, 2022
Antoeni:
*Being a second wife to a right Person Is better than being a first wife to a wrong man.*Ladies think very well.
Jada is An Woman
An? Who be this na
TV/MoviesRe: Will Smith Faces Losing His Oscar For Slapping Chris Rock by lokito: 10:03pm On Mar 28, 2022
Uprightness100:
All I see that happened there was purely a Staged Satanic ritual.

First of all Mr. Smith moved up there with the hidden hand Sign/symbol ( If you know u know). And when u see the stage of the Oscars, it's all decorated with the illuminanti symbols.

Don't be Deceived by them. It's all a distraction. A Distraction to Distract the world from what is Needful and to engage the world Inhabitants in non essentials.
Who be this one now
CelebritiesRe: Portable Plans Wedding With His 2nd Baby Mama(video) by lokito: 5:39am On Mar 28, 2022
WiszyFraud:
This one wan use white pvssy and s*X tie this unserious man down. grin


If this man I’m seeing here was broke and struggling, i swear to god, this girl for even slap am if e try to approach her cheesy


Men, y’all better wisen Up mehnn.
If these girls deceiving y’all with love was in your current position, financially, them no go recognise you as human being sha lipsrsealed

i suggest we treat them same way,
No human is more superior to the other ✌️
I hope you read the part where she was called Baby Mama. One year ago, the Zazoo crooner was broke and this same lady still gave birth for him.
TravelRe: My Plan To Relocate To Uk by lokito: 5:16pm On Feb 21, 2022
ifytrik:
First of all if it's true you have a business that is fetching such amount of money on a weekly basis then relocating to the UK or any other country shouldn't be an option right now, you should be thinking of expanding your business and not traveling outside, if aliko dangote and femi otedola are based in Nigeria then I see no reason you should be thinking of relocating outside when your business is booming and fetching you good money,keep expanding your business and watch yourself become a billionaire in few years, that is if you none yahoo boy ogrin
Please where did you read 1.5m on a weekly basis? Just made me waste time scrolling up again
EducationRe: Have You Ever Forgotten The Spelling Of A Word In An Exam, What Was The Word? by lokito: 11:48am On Feb 10, 2022
Ai, eff

If

And I read am o
CelebritiesRe: Davido Struggles With Tyre During Workout In Preparation For 2022 (Pix, Video) by lokito: 8:47pm On Jan 27, 2022
If na to carry Chioma yansh up now, he will use one finger
PoliticsRe: Rivers Aircraft: Amaechi Refutes Abandoning State’s Aircraft In Germany by lokito: 6:00am On Jan 27, 2022
These guys are not professional at all. Just a bunch of mischievous people holding public offices to loot money.

Why couldn't he defend himself by attaching evidences - extracts from the handover note; Documents showing it went for repairs in Germany etcetera.
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CelebritiesRe: Davido's New House In Banana Island: Pictures & Video by lokito: 10:29am On Jan 07, 2022
Not classy
CelebritiesRe: Davido Acquires New House On Banana Island, Lagos by lokito: 9:09am On Jan 07, 2022
kenzysmith:
Oga na only u dey this life we done tire to here your success
Him too do abeg. E don too much

At least maintain small low key even as you dey progress
RomanceRe: I'm Attracted To Dead Women!!! by lokito: 10:09am On Dec 31, 2021
Anonymous993775:
This might sound weird but I'm turned on when I see dead women. I find them attractive. I've masturbated to many dead women in movies and graphic pictures on the internet of random dead women, even here on Nairaland. I need some help. Sex with living women is boring and I lose erection. To sustain erection I have to think of them dead.

I need some advice.
Which kain talk be dis
RomanceRe: What A Mess! I Slept With A Married Woman In A Hotel by lokito: 12:49pm On Dec 06, 2021
My own concern about this matter is, how on earth did the married woman accept to sleep with you
HealthRe: Tingling/Burning Sensation On My Pubic Area by lokito: 12:47pm On Dec 02, 2021
Apsis:
Hello every
Pls I need help seriously
I've been experiencing Tingling/burning sensation on public area for 2 weeks now, I went for test and it came back negative
Has anyone had such experience before, pls kindly share solution
You have gono!
Drink Doxycycline plus ceftriaxone injection for 5 days.
SportsRe: Ballon d'Or Ranking update by lokito: 9:40pm On Nov 29, 2021
I know they will do ojoro
CelebritiesCash Challenge: Davido Releases List Of Donors by lokito(op): 8:27am On Nov 20, 2021
Super Falcons captain Asisat Oshoala and two Super Eagles players Wilfred Ndidi and Henry Onyekuru on Thursday joined a host of celebrities who donated N1m each to Nigerian singer Davido, PUNCH reports.
Born David Adeleke, Davido took to his social media pages to call out fans, friends an dcolleagues to send him money.

After sharing his account details on Twitter on Wednesday, the singer revealed that his aim was to get N200m from his fans and colleagues.

Davido, however, appreciated the trio by sharing the amount they sent on his Instagram story page.

“First lady (Oshoala) of the plug, well-received,” Davido wrote on his Instagram story page.

The Afrobeat Singer, had taken to his Instagram page calling out to his friends to support his 29th Birthday coming up on the 21st of November, 2021.

Davido had on Monday asked his friends to send him the sum of one million naira each for his birthday and to clear his Rolls Royce from the port. The singer further said he wanted to know who his true friends.

The Omo Baba Olowo reportedly Raised N151 in adayafter posting his bank account details on his Instagram page.

Below are the names posted by the singer:

Zlatan Ibile – 1,000,000

Ikorodu Bois – 5,000

Richie Richie – 1,000,000

Mr Eazi – 1,000,000

Papaya_Ex – Undisclosed

E Money – Undisclosed

Kolaqalagbo – 1,000,000

Aluya Richie – 1,000,000

Chike – 1,000,000

Nengi – 1,000,000

Money Maker – 1,000,000

Sir Banko – 1,000,000

Adekunle Gold – 1,000,000

Evih – 1,000,000

Peruzzi – 1,000,000

Mr Peak – 1,000,000

Teni – 1,000,000

Akin Alabi – Undisclosed

Baba Ali – 1,500,000

Charles of Play – 1,000,000

CubanaChief Priest – 1,000,000

Naira Marley – 1,000,000

Patoranking – Undisclosed

Obi Cubana – Undisclosed

Femi Otedola – Undisclosed

Nasboi – 1,000,000

M.I. Abaga – 1,000,000

Eniola Badmus – 1,000,000

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PetsRe: Help My Dog Is Going Blind by lokito: 8:15am On Nov 15, 2021
I'm not poor but I'll only buy a dog for 450k at gun point
FamilyRe: My Son's Girlfriend Comes To Our House To Sleep Everyday by lokito: 10:06am On Oct 11, 2021
Bewiseedet:
Mind your business. Your son is matured enough to chose who to love. Isn't it better you try to know the lady better than just portray her as a prostitute?
Your reasoning is appalling. Really? She should mind her business. Is it actually not her business?
CrimeRe: Sarafina Bulus Achi: Missing Lady (Photo) by lokito: 9:33am On Oct 10, 2021
May God deliver her from Yahoo-plus boys

Iseeeh!!!
HealthRe: I'm Not Passing Urine: Somebody Should Help Me. by lokito: 12:29pm On Oct 08, 2021
fashrola:
You need drink 3 bottles of beer...... Try it and thank me later
No now
HealthRe: I'm Not Passing Urine: Somebody Should Help Me. by lokito: 12:29pm On Oct 08, 2021
Adaobiii:
If you are in ONITSHA let me direct you to the doctor to visit.you are having a kidney issue and you need to visit the hospital ASAP
Not necessarily. Prostrate benign can also cause that but I pray it's just his psychology working on him. @OP, relax nothing will happen to you..
BusinessRe: Zuckerberg Loses N2tn In 5 Hours After Facebook's Temporary Crash by lokito: 2:02pm On Oct 05, 2021
Who even calculate this money sef
Which kain... Be that sef
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Has A Boyfriend! Please Advise Me by lokito: 5:06pm On Oct 04, 2021
Look for a way and contact the guy whenever she begs for assistance o

CelebritiesRe: Iyanya Appointed As Governor Ayade's SSA On Tourism And Entertainment by lokito: 3:36pm On Sep 02, 2021
Which road dem wan pass go the cross rivers state
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Shatters Messi's Transfer Announcement Record On Twitter (Pix) by lokito: 1:56am On Aug 28, 2021
Davash222:
Presently, Ronaldo is bigger and greater than Manure and Ole, Why stoop so lowhuh



Manure is dead and gone, and there's nothing Ronaldo or anyone can do to revive a dead club!
We will disgrace them.
But honestly that guy will score goals o
RomanceRe: Can You Marry The Last Person You Had Sex With? by lokito: 11:15am On Aug 22, 2021
SimplyFacts:
Am I missing something so far? The fact that someone mentioned I can't marry her because she's already married/engaged doesn't mean they had sex recently or got involved in extramarital affair. He might be saying he can no longer marry her because the lady has moved on. The topic & some comments are being misinterpreted, I think.
The word 'already' indicts him. I don't have the strength of Terry g to argue this morning sha
RomanceRe: Can You Marry The Last Person You Had Sex With? by lokito: 10:17pm On Aug 21, 2021
Aidejay:
I can't, she's already married.
Jokes apart. This is very wrong please. Let's watch what we type here so that God will not use thunder and strike your generation. Somebody's wife?
TV/MoviesRe: Esther Benyeogo Emerges Winner Of The Voice Nigeria 2021 by lokito: 7:56am On Jul 25, 2021
drizslim:
congratulations!! I belong to the 65% that never watched an episode
We suppose reach 90% wey no watch one kpere
CelebritiesRe: Pictures From Obi Cubana Mother's Burial by lokito: 9:55pm On Jul 16, 2021
Kernalboy:
instead of davido beging cubana to pickup his call is cubana that will rather beg david for money because davido is 3times richer than him
Davido $25m
Obi Cubana $96m
CelebritiesRe: Pictures From Obi Cubana Mother's Burial by lokito: 9:50pm On Jul 16, 2021
rosalieene:
So Ubi Franklin is short shocked shocked
he's even tall in that picture
LiteratureRe: Wole Soyinka Celebrates His 87th Birthday Today by lokito: 9:08am On Jul 13, 2021
My mentor.

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