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Politics / Re: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by lokito: 12:23am On Feb 27, 2019 |
correctguy2010:For your selfless service today may God increase you this year bro and may this new Government favour you abundantly. Thanks and God bless you. I sign out in peace. THANKS Everyone 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by lokito: 11:52pm On Feb 26, 2019 |
Correctguy2010 |
Politics / Re: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by lokito: 11:29pm On Feb 26, 2019 |
Eness: You drink this night ni |
Politics / Re: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by lokito: 11:24pm On Feb 26, 2019 |
Correctguy2010 is my real MVP. We need you more than ChannelsTV Thanks 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by lokito: 10:06pm On Feb 26, 2019 |
Correctguy2010 Update please. Thanks so much 1 Like |
Politics / Re: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by lokito: 4:49pm On Feb 26, 2019 |
BENUE APC 347,668 |
Politics / Re: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by lokito: 4:21pm On Feb 26, 2019 |
OGUN APC 281,762 PDP ? |
Politics / Re: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by lokito: 3:34pm On Feb 25, 2019 |
Saltoflife: Following |
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Realistic Portrait Burst Of A Nairalander by lokito: 9:54am On Jan 12, 2019 |
rentAcock: Where the Obama Statue dey na. Still looking for it 4 Likes |
Properties / Re: Three Bedroom Bungalow For Sale In Owerri by lokito: 8:59am On Dec 20, 2018 |
The good news, Direct owner transaction |
Properties / Re: Three Bedroom Bungalow For Sale In Owerri by lokito: 8:54am On Dec 20, 2018 |
More pix
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Properties / Three Bedroom Bungalow For Sale In Owerri by lokito: 8:54am On Dec 20, 2018 |
Three bedroom bungalow Location: Avu, Owerri All en-suite with Laundry Virgin house Car Port Large spaced compound Asking price N18.5m Call 07030687844
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Politics / Re: Wike Raises Alarm Over Alleged Plot To Plant Guns In Rivers by lokito: 9:32am On Nov 25, 2018 |
God forbid!!! 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Gives Birth To Baby J In Atlanta Hospital (Photos) by lokito: 9:55pm On Sep 17, 2018 |
Don Baba J |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur vs Liverpool (1 - 2) On 15th September 2018 by lokito: 11:37am On Sep 15, 2018 |
Tottenham 1 - Liverpool 1 |
Health / Re: 'Stop Eating Old Groundnuts, It Causes Cancer Of The Liver' - Doctor Warns by lokito: 12:39pm On Jul 17, 2018 |
So what will I use to soak garri? Guguru 4 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Davido Buys Shoes And Bags For Chioma In Paris, Says 'My Money Is Your Money' by lokito: 7:21am On Jul 16, 2018 |
Mario1989: Change your prolific to Frolic 1 Like 1 Share |
Car Talk / Re: Should You Turn Off The A/C System Before Shutting Off Your Car’s Engine? by lokito: 8:15am On Jul 03, 2018 |
IjogzK: Nairaland is becoming a useless forum everyday. People post more educative topics and the so called Mods just shirk and keep recycling. The Mods need sense!!! 1 Like |
Fashion / Re: Woman Pulls off Wig, Sells it For N200k Infront of her Husband While Hanging(pi by lokito: 10:56am On Jul 01, 2018 |
Just carry 200k (People house rent) buy smelling hair |
Food / Women Are Strong, Powerful People by lokito: 10:48am On Jul 01, 2018 |
Environmental Sanitation Day - Yesterday, I decided to cook Palm-oil rice. "e don Tay wey person cook" Genesis will not kill me with chaff. It's like they even add sugar as spice in their food these days. I am yet to recover from the cathartic Moi-Moi and Fish (Sorry laxative) I ate last night that nearly killed me. Moi-Moi, from today I hate anything "M" "The purging no be chais" I was shuttling in between my room, my toilet and the visitor's toilet. At a point, no need to wear Boxers to avoid stains. I just tie wrapper sit down near toilet continue my sixty seconds shuttling interval - Fast food Operators I hail una o. Me I don tuwarma from una package" Innocently, I went to the market and bought everything I need to cook Palm oil rice. Google is my bestie. (If I didn't learn anything from my Ex, I learnt how to use Google to cook. That one dey even use Google to boil ordinary hot water). LOL Google be like: "Get your time piece set, fetch two tea cups of water and place in a kettle...blah blah blah" LMBO. Wetin person no go see. PLEASE I want to take this time out to appreciate every Woman who makes edible catering for their spouses and folks. Y'all are the real MVPs. Cooking is a very herculean task and I appreciate Women more henceforth. The amount of Pepper that entered my eyes this morning, walai I thought I'll never see again. Is it the Onions? It took me 45mins to slice Fifty Naira Onions. I was snorting, my tears almost filled one custard bowl. The tomatoes, Onions, Pepper etcetera that I sliced splashed harzadously on me when I poured them inside the hot steaming oil. My arm got flared up and burnt lightly but I strived relentlessly, fighting this Mortal Kombat valiantly without erring. Marred with smoke, tears, flame, blood, sand and dust I fought brilliantly till the sumptuous meal got served from 11am till 2pm (Three hours for just two cups). Today, my Nick name is SPARTACUS. However, my people, after all this fight, no strength again to even eat the food. The body is weak but the soul is willing. To think that this is what WOMEN go through Everyday? They really deserve the highest ACCOLADE. Some men just think its all about bringing out money and voom, everything is done. It doesn't work that way bro. Stop forming 'Jagaban', one day, you sef enter kitchen and become SPARTACUS, you go no say AC no be FAN. Dear Men, kindly use TODAY and show a little appreciation to your Woman. It's not easy. Let's support them and most importantly be their highest backbone, confidant and everything. Well that one concern una, me I know how I go treat anyone wey I get sha. Lol Have a blessed weekend friends!!!
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Politics / Re: What Buhari Told Ambassadors In Aso Rock by lokito: 7:17am On Jun 13, 2018 |
With all these balderdash and "Fallacy of tu quoque" I read, he still doesn't deserve a second chance. Does he? |
Politics / Re: Watch Your Utterances, APC Warns Okorocha by lokito: 6:08am On Jun 09, 2018 |
front4line: You must be Rochas, I guess? This one you are attacking person Papa for Rochas, sho MO Age mi ni "do you know her papa's age ni? ?? 76 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Onyii Alex Pours Curves Into Sexy Nude Jumpsuit by lokito: 2:36pm On May 08, 2018 |
Pours Kwa. The curves na groundnut oyeh? |
Family / Re: Lady Celebrates Her House Help From Southern Kaduna (Photos) by lokito: 8:20am On May 07, 2018 |
The little girl is like an angel |
Politics / Re: List Of Recently Awarded Road Projects By Delta State Government by lokito: 8:01am On May 07, 2018 |
Well in Nigeria politics, leaders start what they can't finish just to be a cynosure for future politicking. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: AY Reacts To Davido Buying Chioma N45 Million Porsche Car On Her Birthday by lokito: 8:35am On May 01, 2018 |
Romance / Re: Kenyan Man Propose To His Boyfriend, Got Engaged (photo) by lokito: 11:15am On Apr 18, 2018 |
Make God forgive and deliver them |
Romance / Re: How I Surprised My Bae On Her Birthday by lokito: 11:08am On Apr 18, 2018 |
All that packaging would have made more sense if he proposed. 2 Likes |
Music/Radio / Re: [video] Rudeboy Psquare - "Somebody Baby". by lokito: 12:11pm On Feb 22, 2018 |
chai this guy don dey lead Peter o 100 -0 31 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: When You Order Food In A Restaurant (PHOTO) by lokito: 4:28pm On Jan 28, 2018 |
E don be for you be dat |
Politics / Re: Senator Dino Melaye Releases New Song Live From His Home (video) by lokito: 12:19pm On Jan 27, 2018 |
Idiotism 1 Like |
Family / Re: Meet Laye Ajube And Her 8 Sons And 2 Daughters (Pictured) by lokito: 2:40pm On Jan 23, 2018 |
That Congo be looking messed up ATM. Yuck!!! 2 Likes 1 Share |
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