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Politics / Re: 'Buhari Is Responsible For Senate Rejection Of Magu As EFCC Boss': Saraki(pics) by lokito: 7:02am On Mar 18, 2017
These leaders of the effed-up APC rookie. SMH!!!
Politics / Re: How Governors, Senators, Others Stopped Magu- The Nation by lokito: 7:16am On Mar 16, 2017
Nigeria actually needs an EFCC boss that would one day probe even Mr. President not a Mr President-remote-controlled boss
Events / Re: Crying Mother Kisses Her Daughter On The Lips At Her Wedding Ceremony. Photos by lokito: 8:45pm On Mar 15, 2017
DickDastardly:
Incestous? shocked
And sanguineous
Celebrities / Re: "Daddy Come And Eat Your Food" - Freeze Reacts To Allegation From Ms Otabo by lokito: 8:33am On Mar 11, 2017
If you ever argue with an idiot. He/She will bring you down to his/her level and beat you mercilessly with experience.

@Pastor, ignore them!!!

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Politics / Re: 5 Categories Of Nigerians That Will Be Sad Buhari Is Back by lokito: 7:57am On Mar 11, 2017
YES, they will be sad because our leader of the free world rookie is coming to cause more harm than good again if time is not taken. #BabaGoSlow#
TV/Movies / Re: TBoss Celebrates Her 33rd Birthday With BBNaija Housemates by lokito: 4:44pm On Mar 09, 2017
33 cha Owuashi!!!
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by lokito: 8:18pm On Feb 26, 2017
HOH task. All of us go kill ourselves there tomorrow. No sékè
Celebrities / Re: Meet Dammy: The Endowed Naijaprincess Who Charges Guys $12 To Watch Her Twerk by lokito: 1:08pm On Feb 18, 2017
Introduce this one to your parents for marriage. Them go just shake their head say "YANSH NO GO KILL U"

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Celebrities / Re: Inyana Spends Millions Shopping As He Buys Expensive Designers Clothes & Wristw by lokito: 7:45am On Feb 18, 2017
To spell the guy name well sef OP no fit. Complete the topic no way. Who dey pursue you @OP

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Politics / Re: Anambra Bans Use Of Vulnerable Persons For Alms Begging by lokito: 7:35am On Feb 18, 2017
Quite rampant here in Port Harcourt. People are turning it to their own Oil and Gas business already

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Celebrities / Re: Height of nollywood stars ft/inch by lokito: 7:41am On Feb 17, 2017
Kiss Daniel own na lie

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Car Talk / Re: 2015 Polaris Slingshot SL LE : A Review Of Dino Melaye's Luxury Car by lokito: 7:06am On Feb 16, 2017
greenhulk:


This car (motorcycle actually )is not as expensive as a Toyota Camry of the same year.

You dey talk any how

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TV/Movies / Re: #bbnaija: Why Did Soma Omits Gifty's Name In This Tweet? by lokito: 2:54pm On Feb 10, 2017
Bisola sure pass
Celebrities / Re: D’banj Reunites With Wande Coal & Shoots A New Video Together by lokito: 1:09pm On Feb 10, 2017
wawu!!! so these guys are still into music?
Celebrities / Re: Lady Gaga Responds To Haters Criticizing Her "Flat, Flabby" Tummy by lokito: 5:27pm On Feb 08, 2017
^^^ My brother I just taya. We dey find our president here dem dey talk about Lady gaga belle. Mschew
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye And His Customized Vertu Phones (Photos) by lokito: 7:44am On Feb 06, 2017
Surely he's bigger than all these show offs
Romance / Re: 10 Things Twinkers Has Done To My Relationship by lokito: 3:01pm On Feb 03, 2017
OP didn't even get the spelling of that filthy ponzi scheme
Crime / Re: No Police Officer Has The Right To Check Your Mobile Phone by lokito: 6:22am On Feb 03, 2017
Army man ask you to bring your phone. You begin speak English "I know my fundamental human right"
The slapping go be like BANGER
Politics / Re: Kudirat Abiola: I Have A Secret Letter That Will Tell All – Al-mustapha by lokito: 5:53am On Feb 03, 2017
mschew. We dey find our president since two weeks now, dem dey there dey talk about letter.
Abeg abeg abeg...

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Crime / Re: Armed Men Storm Owerri High Court, Rescue Notorious Criminal 'vampire', 48 Other by lokito: 11:40am On Jan 27, 2017
lalasticlala:
Armed Men Storm Owerri High Court, Rescue Notorious Criminal 'vampire', 48 Others

I just got this news from a reliable source in Owerri.

An inmate was taken to High Court Owerri, few minutes ago, a group of armed men stormed the high court. They rescued a notorious criminal, kidnapper called "Vampire" and 48 others.

They also took a rifle from a prison armed squad personnel.

You like to put up your rubbish posts on front page and ignore other better ones. Nonsense!!! Fuckery!!!
Romance / Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by lokito: 3:11pm On Jan 26, 2017
Nigerians can segregate for a whole universe

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Politics / Re: The Origin Of Nigeria State Names by lokito: 7:37am On Jan 26, 2017
Kabayomi only you occupied two plots of land AND they say Buhari/ Nigerian politicians are greedy

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Politics / The Origin Of Nigeria State Names by lokito: 7:26am On Jan 26, 2017
THE ORIGIN OF NIGERIAN STATE NAMES

*Abia*
Abia is an acronym derived from the name of the four main groups of the people in the state as at the time it was formed in 1991: Aba, Bende, Is'uikwuato & Afikpo.

*Adamawa*
This state was named after a warrior that conquered the region in the beginning of the 19th century. His name was Modibbo Adama Bin Ardo Hassan.

*Akwa-Ibom*
Akwa Ibom is named after a river, the Qua Iboe (or Kwa Iboe) River.

*Anambra*
It was derived from the name of the Oma Mbala
(Omambala) River (in Igbo, the native name of the river is Ànyịm Ọma Mbala).

*Bauchi*
There are three versions of how Bauchi got its name. One version says ‘Bauchi’ is Hausa word meaning the southern flanks of Hausaland. Tribes living in the southern parts of the Hausaland were referred to as "kasashen bauchi" and the area they lived in later came to be known simply as Bauchi.

Bauchi. According to the second version, the state was named after Baushe, a famous hunter who settled there before the 19th century while the third states that ‘bauchi’ is Hausa word for slavery since it was a center for slave traders.

*Bayelsa*
Bayelsa was formed as a result of the clamour from the three LGAs in old Rivers (Brass LGA known as BALGA, Yenagoa LGA known as YELGA and Sagbama LGA – SALGA). The name came about from the combination of their acronymns.
BA + YEL + SA = BAYELSA

*Benue*
It is a word from the Batta language ‘Binuwe’ which means ‘Mother of Waters’.

*Borno*
The name was derived from ‘Borno’, an alternative name of the Kanuris who form the predominant ethnic group in the state.

*Cross River*
The state took its name from a River called Oyono or Cross River.

*Delta*
It was named after the delta of the River Niger formed as it enters the Atlantic Ocean.

*Ebonyi*
The state was named after the Aboine River that cuts through Abakaliki, the state capital.

*Edo*
Named after the Bini people who had always referred to themselves as Edo or Iduu.

*Ekiti*
‘Ekiti’ is a term that is said to denote a settlement of many hills.

*Enugu*
Enugu derived its name from two local words "enu" & "ugwu" which means ‘top of the hill’.

*Gombe*
Named after the dialect of Fulani language (Fulfulde) spoken in the area ‘Gombe’.

*Imo*
This state is named after the Imo River (Mmiri Imo).

*Jigawa*
The state was named after its distinctively golden-coloured soil, Jigawa.

*Kaduna*
The state after the crocodiles in Kaduna River. "Kadduna" is Hausa plural word for crocodiles.

*Kano*
The state was named after a blacksmith of the Gaya tribe who settled in the area while sourcing for ironstone. His name was Kano.

*Katsina*
Katsina was named after the wife of the local ruler known as Janzama. Her name was Katsina.

*Kebbi*
Legend has it that Kebbi was named after the Ka’abba in Mecca, Saudi Arabia.

*Kogi*
The name Kogi was said to have been derived from ‘kogi’, (hausa word for river). This is to represent the fact that the two biggest Rivers in Nigeria, River Niger and River Benue form a confluence in the state.

*Kwara*
This was named after the River Niger which forms the Northern border of the state. The Nupes used to call the river, Kwara.

*Lagos*
The name is a Portuguese word for lakes. The Portuguese were the first settlers from Europe to reach Lagos in 1472. The name was inspired by the lagoons and rivers in Lagos.

*Nasarawa*
It was so named by the founder of Nasarawa kingdom, Makama Dogo. Nasarawa means Victorious.

*Niger*
Niger Named after the popular River Niger.

*Ogun*
Named after the Ogun River.

*Ondo*
This was named after the settlers of the old Ondo Kingdom. Ondo is a word for settlers.

*Osun*
Like a number of other Nigerian states, it was also named after a river; River Osun.
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*Oyo*
It was named after the Old Oyo empire.

Plateau
The state was named for the Jos Plateau.

*Rivers*
A state with many water bodies, Rivers State was named for many of the rivers present in the area.

*Sokoto*
Named after the defunct Sokoto Caliphate. Sokoto is the anglicized version of the Arabic word ‘suk’ which means ‘market’ or ‘place of commerce’.

*Taraba*
The state was named after the Taraba River.

*Yobe*
The state was named after Komadugu Yobe (Waube or Ouobe) or River Yobe (or River of Yo).

*Zamfara*
Zamfarawa is one of the subdialects of Eastern Hausa linguistic
Politics / Re: Fg Releases N72bn For Lagos-ibadan Rail Line Construction by lokito: 7:18am On Jan 24, 2017
Meeehn whatever. Fuccck FG
Politics / Buhari And His Fallacy Of Tu Quoque by lokito: 1:49pm On Jan 22, 2017
Nigeria my country is like a 'danfo' bus. So many drivers use it and handover to a successor at four to eight years interval.
GEJ came in and drove this bus for about six years. He used this bus recklessly until the bus couldn't move again. He spoilt the four tyres, the bolt-joints, cambers and all motion-related components went bad prior to his leaving. However, one thing was certain, albeit this bus couldn't move, people were still able to Kickstart the vehicle engine; use the vehicle air conditioner; charge phones; relax inside et al.
In 2015, Buhari came into limelight. He condemned his predecessor for destroying our 'danfo', for deteriorating its mobile components that should give us the motion we need to proceed. In fact there was a petulant miff on people wasting our resources. Why should people continue to use the AC and charge their phones inside this 'danfo'? For what? "Don't you know we are running out of gas"
Instead of the present administration to replace the four tyres and repair all motion-related components, they removed the complete engine of our 'danfo' to avert waste of this so-called gas. Now Nigerians can no longer start the bus to charge phones, relax and enjoy the vehicle AC. Everybody is stranded at the same time.
At this point, I have to ask this question: "Oga Presido, when will you fix our 'danfo' for us?"
We were once managing this bus before you came in. The earlier you know it, the better. We are tired of your fallacy of tu quoque.

Lokito
Celebrities / Re: Unoaku Anyadike Rocks Swimsuit For Miss Universe Pageant by lokito: 8:24pm On Jan 17, 2017
60/100

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Romance / Re: Why Ladies Hide Their ‘last Seen’ On Whatsapp by lokito: 9:02pm On Jan 16, 2017
They hide it because they simply don't want their boyfriends to monitor them via whatsapp. Any other reason is balderdash

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Politics / Re: Is President Buhari The Reason Why Nollywood Is Beating The Recession? by lokito: 8:03am On Jan 11, 2017
Buhari has got nothing to do with this. The reason is simply because Nollywood stepped up their game. Everything improved unlike the old, village, igbotic settings movie they used to shoot In Asaba,

Where ghosts will be scared to cross roads.
Someone will wanna commit suicide and shoot himself three times in the head
Patience Ozokwo will put poison in your food, she'll taste it first but won't die
You'll see 20years ago and their dog will still be alive in the movie ABI 20years ago you go even see a poster of VOTE BUHARI 2015

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Are Dying In Your Hands - Fr Mbaka To PMB by lokito: 8:05am On Jan 02, 2017
Whoever says Buhari is not the cause of our predicament today must be mad in the head.

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Romance / Re: I Want To Break Up With Her But I'm Confused. by lokito: 8:38pm On Dec 29, 2016
OP,
The worst thing you'll do to yourself is allow a girl make you her plan B. I've been in your shoes. That girl is fed up with you.
Romance / Why Did You Block Your Ex - Tell Us by lokito: 5:53am On Dec 27, 2016
Because he became a monitoring Agent. Hian!!!

Lori Twitter, Lori Facebook, Lori IG dem dey connectiooo (lil Kesh)

Celebrities / Re: The Worst Dressed Celebrities At The Headies 2016 by lokito: 10:36am On Dec 23, 2016
De need to waya some of dem better slap. Just Negodu Adunni, She looks like Cruella Deville of 101 dalmatians

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