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God forbid!!!

Don Baba J

Tottenham 1 - Liverpool 1

So what will I use to soak garri? Guguru

Mario1989:
At least he is better than some celebrities that prolific from one woman to another... #POWER_COUPLE

Change your prolific to Frolic

IjogzK:
Copy and paste ... Someone on this platform made this exact post 3-4yrs ago.. Words for words, though I believe one or two persons can still learn from it

Nairaland is becoming a useless forum everyday. People post more educative topics and the so called Mods just shirk and keep recycling.
The Mods need sense!!!

Just carry 200k (People house rent) buy smelling hair

Environmental Sanitation Day - Yesterday, I decided to cook Palm-oil rice. "e don Tay wey person cook" Genesis will not kill me with chaff. It's like they even add sugar as spice in their food these days. I am yet to recover from the cathartic Moi-Moi and Fish (Sorry laxative) I ate last night that nearly killed me.
Moi-Moi, from today I hate anything "M"

"The purging no be chais" I was shuttling in between my room, my toilet and the visitor's toilet. At a point, no need to wear Boxers to avoid stains. I just tie wrapper sit down near toilet continue my sixty seconds shuttling interval - Fast food Operators I hail una o. Me I don tuwarma from una package"

Innocently, I went to the market and bought everything I need to cook Palm oil rice. Google is my bestie. (If I didn't learn anything from my Ex, I learnt how to use Google to cook. That one dey even use Google to boil ordinary hot water). LOL

Google be like:

"Get your time piece set, fetch two tea cups of water and place in a kettle...blah blah blah" LMBO. Wetin person no go see.

PLEASE I want to take this time out to appreciate every Woman who makes edible catering for their spouses and folks. Y'all are the real MVPs. Cooking is a very herculean task and I appreciate Women more henceforth.

The amount of Pepper that entered my eyes this morning, walai I thought I'll never see again. Is it the Onions? It took me 45mins to slice Fifty Naira Onions. I was snorting, my tears almost filled one custard bowl. The tomatoes, Onions, Pepper etcetera that I sliced splashed harzadously on me when I poured them inside the hot steaming oil. My arm got flared up and burnt lightly but I strived relentlessly, fighting this Mortal Kombat valiantly without erring. Marred with smoke, tears, flame, blood, sand and dust I fought brilliantly till the sumptuous meal got served from 11am till 2pm (Three hours for just two cups). Today, my Nick name is SPARTACUS. However, my people, after all this fight, no strength again to even eat the food. The body is weak but the soul is willing.

To think that this is what WOMEN go through Everyday? They really deserve the highest ACCOLADE. Some men just think its all about bringing out money and voom, everything is done. It doesn't work that way bro. Stop forming 'Jagaban', one day, you sef enter kitchen and become SPARTACUS, you go no say AC no be FAN.

Dear Men, kindly use TODAY and show a little appreciation to your Woman. It's not easy. Let's support them and most importantly be their highest backbone, confidant and everything. Well that one concern una, me I know how I go treat anyone wey I get sha. Lol

Have a blessed weekend friends!!!

With all these balderdash and "Fallacy of tu quoque" I read, he still doesn't deserve a second chance. Does he?

front4line:
Precisely, the way your father went mad yesterday.

You must be Rochas, I guess? This one you are attacking person Papa for Rochas, sho MO Age mi ni
"do you know her papa's age ni? ??

Pours Kwa.

The curves na groundnut oyeh?

The little girl is like an angel

Well in Nigeria politics, leaders start what they can't finish just to be a cynosure for future politicking.

jaymejate:
But i hear say Davido is in debt na

Yes o. He's owing your landlord.
Iranu

Make God forgive and deliver them

All that packaging would have made more sense if he proposed.

chai this guy don dey lead Peter o
100 -0

E don be for you be dat

Idiotism

That Congo be looking messed up ATM.

Yuck!!!

desthan:
Which of the corpse is Don Waney in that picture

Middle

fatymore:
Let me drop this too..

Feb 6 is my birthday and I am more than broke to celebrate it.. Mind you I have never celebrated it before... Lols..so good Nairalanders.. Shey make I drop my acct details...

Please. Biko..
Thanks in anticipation faa

Feb 6 is also my bday. You are far from PH. We for celebrate together

Seven figures

Small small money

careytommy7:
This is how useless nairaland have become.
Someone will just go to Facebook and copy people's pictures without approval and post on nairaland, and will be calling the mods to move it to Frontpage.
Please is there anything in those pictures that warrant some sort of public discussion?

See yeye question.
My brother those two things I'm perusing from my phone ATM warrants even international discussion

The Ibo guy own no wahala dem go catch am

Chinese people. Hmm not easy. All of them look alike

Eedris lips black like the last by-product of coal tar

Iyalaiya anybody

Danelo:
go to Afonja market n buy sense

Lol. Anuohia

Morata!!!

Chelsea 2 - Leicester 0

She's a baby mamma so that's a turn off

This guy teeth go many pass 40 o