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Good Lawyer. Buhari is waiting our time seriously

Being engaged simply means you've turned a girl to Frodo Baggins of 'Lord of the rings' who carries a ring that must be destroyed.

Front page material. We don't need a Tailor to tell Admin

Buhari should prolly give him a position that Nyesome Wike depends on as a Governor. Lol

The betrayal took root, grew and blossomed via the waters of corrupt Goodluck Ebele Jonathan

Andrew114:
happy sunday

Same to ya bro

I think I heard of a guy that was wooing a girl one evening and he didn't know he was standing on the Colony of those brutal Soldier ants. While he was wooing and demonstrating, the ants crawl into his trouser, then aligned straight to his 'PeePee'. Guy said the ants almost bit off his 'cap'. See shout. My man discharge the babe first run enter market by force. Hehehe. Lol

The one I saw was years back when my friend, Smart told me to see him off to Imsu all the way from FUTO to woo his crush. We got to a place called 'Bishop court' or so around 8pm.
The place was dark and I was reluctant to cross that junction. Smart, always claiming to be a hard man left me and approached the girl's hostel while I waited from afar. Like 50meters away from me, he saw two angry looking guys standing, the girl he was trying to woo just left them. Next thing Smart asked those guys "Na Amaka be that?" imagine! Trying to woo a cultist's gf.
From my 50meters position, I heard the loudest slap ever. Cold shivers ran through my spine. That kinda slap that affects every sensory organ, your eyes, nose, tongue, eardrum etc. According to him, he started hearing little whispers of "give them your phone" hehehehe. "Phone wey dem no even ask for"
Smart humbly brought out his phone and handed to the 'Slapper' The slapper limbos his left hand again and wipes Smart another Sunami Slap. This time he started hearing whispers of "show them your unlock pattern"
LoL
That second Sunami sent me like 2kilometers away from that territory. Since then to woo woman just dey taya me.

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The problem with the Nigerian counterpart is cumbersome. Based on numerical statistics, 109 senators have at least 1 PA and 1 SA. The PAs and SAs have at least 1 PA each.

Thus, 109 + 436 = 545. Meaning that, at least 545 strong men squanders this money in the senate.
Yet we don't have working refineries; Ajaokuta Steel industry is redundant etc.

Nyesome Wike is busy increasing unemployment rate in Rivers state. Nonsense

Girls na girls as far as she's got no M-odour; B-odour and V-odour.

2pac don die jare. Na 6pac dey reign now

She's so ugh....guleeeeey

Who opens the bank accounts? Ghosts?

Is Banky W's ibo name Ebuka Obi?

This shouldn't be in the politics section. Nigga, in this section we don't do love things.

Lol

What goes around comes around.
The problem with drug is hydra-headed. When youths indulge in such frivolities - heroine, narcotics etc. at nights with that influence you see them rob, rape, kill, kidnap etc. It builds confidence to commit crime. It will even make them see Police or Army as little ants. If truly Kashamu or anybody at all is found guilty, he should be penalised.

Ordinary Marijuana, Monkey-tail sef no be here. When Lizard dey chop the leaf, threaten Lizard e go still stand dey look you. Lizards of these days no dey fear people again sef. Lol

Why shouldn't he sleep? Body na firewood? Abi una think say him na OBJ wey dey use Tiger battery ni?

Megaphone:
so because because fashola is a san he is politicwlly experienced abi? u must b high on cheap shiitt. amaechi was speaker of rivers hiuse of assembly throughout odilis period when fashola was chief of staff. so wat does been a san have to do with politics

Ok no be quarrel. Fashola is been projected as a potential Attorney General of the federation, so he needs him around. No vex baba.

Too early to start bragging. He's actually doing a good and rational job.

@Poster above me just typed a DUMB post with a SMART phone. SMH!!!

Original post is a big thrash.

Fashola is a SAN and politically experienced. Thus, by all ramifications he'd be useful to PMB so the president needs him more

Right now I'm just A cold sweat hot-headed believer of Buhari and his tactical administration.

With the many many oil in this nice food, I already know the part of Nigeria you're from. Lol

If APC national chapter punishes them by suspension, next thing we'll hear is that there's now a NEW APC faction. This is the only thing our politicians are good at....creating factions and causing problems here and there.

My advice: APC, allow sleeping dogs to lay

The Senator speaking now tho! Who released him? Dat guy's spose to be somewhere now for turning Aba into a home for vultures.

Berra, the guy has been so uptight lately. Best Nigerian president ever!!!#stillloadingsha...#

People above me don't understand politics. PDP only adopted him because APC has a majority of about 64 in the house; PDP 44; LABOUR 1. Consequently, bringing out a PDP person would be an exercise in futility.

Stevaz01:
Baba.. Leave a comment.. Not book space if the topic enter frontage..

The so- called leaders of tomorrow !!
Mods ..please move this to frontpage ooo..
Save lives!!

Baba.. just leave me, allow me do my own thing

Oro in Ikeja those days dealt with people. When Anifowoshe boys baricade dem eh, only dem unmask themselves begin beg.

As in dem remove the mask so that boys go see their mouth, say na beg dem dey beg ooo