₦airaland Forum

NarnieSnyper:
Dude, this woman can turn a gay man straight, she can make u cum with just one glance.

She too fine and hot abeg, it aint my fault. As per the bullet, she's worth dying for

NarnieSnyper:
Need to stop being arrogant to women. Dont get me wrong, i dont give fvck about u if u think u'r too pretty

Need to cut down my spec based opposite sex. No more tall, fair,pretty and endowed girls. I'd just go with the one with a good heart.

Need to stop thinking about my Neighbour's wife. Damn! That woman is fine and hot for africa.

rheether:
I just hope the name aren't there real names if not you no try at all.

jrerico1:
I hate nagging ladies, I better move from their sight before I break someone teeth

kathykathy:
over sabi!

Sunny360:
Courtesy demands that one handles 'toasters' with maturity...because one can never tell. This lady goofed big time!
Please I have a question: why do [some] ladies wear bracelets?

ashmanpolo:
Some Corpers around my area passed out like two weeks back so I was at one of my Favourite Pool side, chilling out that day. I started conversing with one of the Corpers. The first thing she asked me was, "where do you work?" see Jamb question.

Firstly, I wasn't even thinking of wooing this bae cos she got a bracelet on her left leg and that's a huge turn-off for me.

I told her I was an applicant, still job-hunting. Next thing this girl started advising me to focus on my job-hunting and stop toasting girls. That she's not in for jobless guys like me for now. I just taya.
Okay I told her to give me her number to at least get more counselling, "for where?" The girl messed me up 'jakajaka'

This morning, I saw her in front of our company gate, a popular Oil and Gas firm. She was holding a CV and she was so wowed. She was like "what are you doing here?" I work here
"Jesus, for how long now?" Seven years.
"But...."
I didn't allow her continue the questions as a driver came in front of me and I entered the Toyota Hilux. She ran up to me and I think I heard:
"Please give me your number"

ashmanpolo:
You're indirectly saying I should get married in Four years time tho.

johnydon22:
Hahahahahaha my igbo brothers deh vex oo see business enterprise, we no deh play with money matter..

Am just proud to be igbo ... Loving my homies in the hood

Mznaett:
As a lector I'd advice u get married 2her now or u loose ur chance of meeting her after 2yrs lol

Btw,na which parish b dat wey she dey read?

Feranchek:
According to Phyno "Nwaa di ka drawing onye sere ya?" (Meaning, this girl looks like drawing, gosh! who drew her?).

Nna you dey wound me here!!!!

I feigned to be comfortable with her level but I also needed to consult myself before I arrest myself in my absence.

In 2baba voice "you go kill yourself by yourself"


Anyway, op di kajad, to be on a safer side, hand the babe to me, and when she graduate, I'll hand her over to you. I go even help you pay her school fees! What are friends for

Pchidexy:
The first time she went to visit him in Bayelsa, she told me she wanted to go see an aunt. She asked me for me for transport fare and I gave her. She stayed thru the weekend with the guy reading bible abi?

Jollyjoy:
and u think it abt finding the right partner? Hell No!

LadyX:
I attacked the op because after finding out the truth, he continued to share the girl with his friend.