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Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.

Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no

good in bed either," and storms out of the house.



After some time he realizes he was nasty and

decides to make amends and rings her up.

She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband

says, "What took you so long to answer to the phone?"


She says, "I was in bed."


"In bed this early, doing what?"


"Getting a second opinion!"


(YEP, HE HAD THAT COMING, TOO!)

what a smart wife//

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniv ersary!


The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone

that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever'!"



"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone

that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last'!"


what a couple.
lol,

Typical man married typical good-looking lady, and

after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time

I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you.

I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless

I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.

I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing

when I want with my old buddies, and don't you

give me a hard time about it.

Those are my rules. Any comments?"


His new bride said:

"No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex

here at seven o'clock every night, whether you're here or not."
nairalander d wife is fucking good

Dear fellow nairalander,
which kind wife u b ?and 4 d guys can u take this frm ur wife?
well i feel she is just a smart wife.
read on;


A new wife was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner. As expected she gave a speech; "My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family, firstly, my being here does not mean that I would want to change your way of life, your routine .
"No, I will never do that, never in a million years I was brought up very strictly to respect my new home rules and way of daily life."

"What do you mean my child?" asked the father-in-law.
"What I mean dad is (looking at her in-laws);

Those who used to wash the dishes must carry on washing them.
Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.
Those who cooked should not stop at my account, AND
Those who used to clean should continue cleaning!!!

"And what are you here for?" enquired the mother-in-law incredulously!.

"AS FOR ME, I'M HERE JUST TO ENTERTAIN AND SATISFY YOUR SON!!!!!"

salam alyk,

d sender of this msg shld endeavor to say astagfirulah till the end of the world/

islam preaches and teaches peace,we shld avoid misconception about this religion.

i advise u read thoroughly a translated version of the holy Quran

masalam,God bless u as u adhere

salam alyk,
i feel Allah recognises traditional mariage since it is said that if the both parents assents to the relationship and if sadaaki is given they have right over each other.even without an elaborate wedding,it mite just be 2 pple from both parties

salam alyk,
lately pple are rushing into islam.
a frnd of mine left a guy she loves so mch cos of religious diference
i so mch apreciate her.
she called me 2days ago dat she stil feels 4 d guy and i blv dat is because she is yet 2 get a muslim bro.
advice pls
masalam

hello all.i supose dis forum na 4 jokes ,abi no b so/

bt i wan beg una mak una helep me out.

am in lv wth 3 guys and i no knw whc one 2 take.

abeg advise me.

mak una no use useless girl eye dey look me o


i count on u.

both son and father live in a dream land.isnt it?
d man is such a stupid fellow.lo

well,i no go fit die 4 d hole cos i no b man and na man wan die put 4 dere.
lo;;;;;;;

this is simply because dere is no place like home.

men were born btw the 2 legs of a woman .so,wht do u xpct?