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na him i dey try download ooo bt d tin no gree abeg how i go do am

ayusman abeg no put me 4 troubl eooo

i no fit shout.

tessy dear no mind them

habba ifyy i neva sey i wan snatch am now

just passionate hug cant take him away frm tessy baebe.

abi now?

u wan knw who i direct am to?infact i realuy need some real cool love

cal 08053yukl87

then u shall knw,
d num is corect oooo

hmm i no care weda ituen na polygamist or polythenegamist,

all i knw be sey my arms are opened apart waitin 4 his hug

oya come closer and,

atleast its nice even dough its old

y not lets put an end 2 all these,

nio mata how much we try 2 convince them dey will never listen

so let ur religion be urs and let ours b ours.

lets keep peace at nairaland

on d day of judgmnt we shal knw whose religion is rite nor rong.

good one

@ ITUEN
ituen now wey tessybaby dey breastfeed una twins wetin go com hapen?

u no go see breast suck ooo since ur twins wont get their mouth off it.

my dear do u know u mean all these?

A : u r Active

B: u r Best

C: u r Cute

D: u r Dynamic

E: u r Excellent

F : u r always First.

G : u r Great

SORRY DEAR CAN'T LIE TILL Z,

Boss : I'M giving u job as a driver, starting salary 10,ooonaira- is it o.k by you?:
temy: you r great sir ! starting salary is O.K. but how much is my driving salary ?



Interview : wt is ur qualification ?

santa: sir I'm Ph.d.

Interviewer : wt do u mean by Ph.d.

santa: (smiling)Passed High School with Difficulty.



Interviewer : just imagine ur in the 3rd floor, it caught fire & how will u escape ?

sadoh : it's simple sir I will stop my imagination?


muhat proposed a Girl,

Girl said I'm 1 year older than you

muhat said thats no problem girl, I'll marry you next year.



folly sitting on the top of the mountain and studying,

when a person asked what he was doing he said oye, higher studies yaar,

y u dey yab ituen now?

i no like am oooooo

aishatulahi,

i love dis,realy laffing my ass off.

good job,d guy is realy realy responsible

there is dis guywho needed a job and decides to apply at the zoo.

As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla,

had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide.


They tell this guy that they'll pay him well if he would dress up in the gorillas skin and

pretend to be the gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo. Well, the guy has his doubts,

But Hey!


He needs the money, so he puts on the skin and goes out into the cage.

The people all cheer to see him. He plays up to the audience and they just eat it up.

This isn't so bad, he thinks, and he starts really putting on a show,

jumping around, beating his chest and roaring, swinging around.


In d cause of doing these,

he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting,

landing in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars.

He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help, Help!"


The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses,

"Shut up or we'll BOTH lose our jobs !"

make una no fight oooooooo

nighty na so?
na wah oo

does d joke implies dat d boy sucks,

fill in da gap,i be small girl i no fit open my mouth talk dat kind tin

i get excited wen i see folly and aisha doing deir love wantin tin and wen i read night nurse's posts

na wah ooo

D only bonifide nurse of nairaland

any othr one is a counterfeit.

good one my dear

tanx

EXACTLY DAT

Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8. On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love

Man: How old is your father?
Boy: 1 year older then me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born

Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore, Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me, Sir.

Teacher: How come you do not comb your hair?
Akin: No comb, Sir.
Teacher: Use your dad's then.
Akin: No hair, Sir.

A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"What did you get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do you mean 'under water'?"
" They are all below 'C' (sea) level!"

Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ted: You don't know my father! He will not give me anything.

bros all she's sayin is he has only 100 naira he really can't afford to pay 4 d whole 12.
finito

i'm sure he mean't reign and u aint good in spellin urself.so don't throw stones if u leave in a glass house. biologhy

abeg carry on wth ur love wantin tin

night nurse i gbadun dis style oooooo

good one my dear,

aisha no harm is meant,

folly na my colleague.

i dey gbadun ur romance wth folly oooo

aint u selfish ismeal?

can we all be bsc holders/

how many university do we have and how many of us seeking admission?

think am now my bro,

i expect you to talk abt govermnt policy,anyway u only said wht u feel.

all d same thnks 4 contributing

na wah oooooo

lol