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prof aristotle

ekaabo na d greettin wey person wey dey house dey greet person wey just return hom


and

eku ile na d greetin wey person wey just return home go greet pple 4 house

understnd?

U cld pls enlihgten me on shares

i dnt seem 2 understnd d advntages inherent in it and how efectv it is

tnx as u respond.

greatest mapaites!!!!!!!!!!

greatest gba gba ,

grtst gbobgo
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grtst gba gba ,gbo bgo,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


abeg wetin we go do abt this sch fees, e b like sey dem no wnt mak poor man pikin go sch again oooooo


acceptance fees , 20,500

sch fees--------------indigene----54,000
non indigene------------60k i guess


na so we go dey look?

abeg ALUTA CONTINUA ,,VICTORY ASCERTA

LETS GO ON
WITH ALUTA

how do i shed weight?

i wan shed weight xpecialy in my tommy ,i tink its getin biger and u knw now,guys no dey gbadun dat kind tin

helep me out cos i want a flat tommy like shekeera and d likes

baisi ooooo?
mo lero wipe ,ee badi rara!
n je e mo pe ,egba meji e i jera won niyan?

be ba gba bee,ee je ka jo sowopo ka se ra wa lookanm,

lisabi a gbe deda wa ooooo.

LORI OKE TWNTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nairalanders,

person no dey too sure oooo!

abeg i lost my purse and dere are sevral items in ity such as

ATM CARD
UBA QUICK CASH
NATIONAL I.D CARD
OFFICE ID CARD
SCH ID CARD
STUDENT JOURNALIST ID CARD et.c

any useful info will attract some,

and i promist not 2 accuse u of theft

A Nice Poem


They lie on the table side by side -

The Holy Quran and the TV Guide.
One is well worn and cherished with pride.
Not the Quran, but the TV Guide.
One is used daily to help folks decide.
Not the Quran, but the TV Guide.
As the pages are turned, what shall they see?
Oh, what does it matter, turn on the TV
So they open the book in which they confide.
No, not the Quran, but the TV Guide.
The Word of Allah is seldom read.
Maybe a verse before they fall into bed.
Exhausted and sleepy and tired as can be.
Not from reading the Quran, from watching TV
So then back to the table side by side,
Lie the Holy Quran and the TV Guide.
No time for prayer, no time for the Word,
The plan of Istiqama is seldom heard.
But forgiveness of sin, so full and free,
Is found in the Quran, not on TV

Take 60 seconds & give this a shot! Let's just see
if Satan stops this one.
All you do is -

1) say:

A- Subhan Allah
B- Alhamdulila
C- Allahu Akbar
D- La ilaha ila Allah Mohammad rasool Allah
E- Allahuma sali aala sayidna Mohammad wa ala alihi
Wasahbihi wasal'um

my guy,
u sabi love oooooo
infact,i go love ooooooooooooooo

fellow nairalanders,
check this out
no b me b d originator but sure it will make u laff.

Kids in school think quick

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
___________________________________________________________

TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GL ENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
___________________________________________________________

TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Goss, why do you ! always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is,
TEACHER : No, Millie, Always say, "I am."
MILLIE : All right, "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's
cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;
__________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher

opokonwa,
i be girl now,
i no claim man oooooo

cheers

una don hear?

sey yoruba sabi greet well well.

mak i site example.

if rain dey fall yoruba go sey, eku ojo

if harmattan dey ,yoruba go dey, eku oye

if sun too much yoruba go sey, eku orun

if u dey waka yoruba go dey, eku irin

if u dey sleep.yoruba go sey, eku oju orun


u knw wht? d tin wey baffle most be sey,if husband and wife dey enjoy demselves for inside room,

yoruba go still sey, EKU IGBADUN OOOOOOOOOOOO

i be hausa and my partna na yoruba,

d problm now b sey my guardian sey him no go gree except na dangote pickin and d likes.

wetin make i do?

i realy gbadun dis guy ooooo

opokonwa,

d tin b sey we don promise each oda.

bt now t din don dey tire d 2 of us

abeg she mak we go ahead?

lol

tufe whts up?

tnx my person

i dey xpct one nice joke frm u.


enjoy

fellow nairalanders,

can u continue a rltnship of 4 yrs wth no sex bt kisses and romance?

the guy is 24 and d lady is 23,can u?

o girl,i realy pity u ooooooooooooo.

my advice get a beta person n pls dnt spend 20yrs wth dis person ooo
or else,i resev my commnets

clemcykul sory abt dat,i tot dat was not posted.

i love d brand recognition most.

its realt rily cool?
by d way are u a communucator?

she na d woman get problm abi na d man?
nairalanders na wah o
dats a cool one
kip it up

she dey prove sey she no b ordnary frnd bt d moda.

sure d man na typical african man,i gbadun am anyway

Dear fellow nairalander,
which kind wife u b ?and 4 d guys can u take this frm your wife?
well i feel she is just a smart wife.
read on;


A new wife was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner. As expected she gave a speech; "My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family, firstly, my being here does not mean that I would want to change your way of life, your routine .
"No, I will never do that, never in a million years I was brought up very strictly to respect my new home rules and way of daily life."

"What do you mean my child?" asked the father-in-law.
"What I mean dad is (looking at her in-laws);

Those who used to wash the dishes must carry on washing them.
Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.
Those who cooked should not stop at my account, AND
Those who used to clean should continue cleaning!!!

"And what are you here for?" enquired the mother-in-law incredulously!.

"AS FOR ME, I'M HERE JUST TO ENTERTAIN AND SATISFY YOUR SON!!!!!"

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniv ersary!


The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone

that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever'!"



"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone

that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last'!"


what a couple.
lol,

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.

Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no

good in bed either," and storms out of the house.



After some time he realizes he was nasty and

decides to make amends and rings her up.

She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband

says, "What took you so long to answer to the phone?"


She says, "I was in bed."


"In bed this early, doing what?"


"Getting a second opinion!"


(YEP, HE HAD THAT COMING, TOO!)

what a smart wife//

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.

He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his

wife," Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.



One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it is time to go home

and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts

at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home Mother of Six?"



His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion,

shouts right back, "Any time you're ready, Father of Four."

A man and his wife were having some problems at home

and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife

to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece

of paper,"Please wake me at 5:00 AM ." He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it

was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.



Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn't wakened him when he

noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM . Wake up."

pls kiss b4 u read and do not fold

My Love, My Sugar, i was exasperated with pride to have received one from you, the lungs in my body flapped with joy when i have been reading your letter. Anyway by now you have reached the realisations to why i am jotting this small letter to you, yes it is to see if you are keeping with the sands of time.


How is everything on that other side of yours? Well here everything is just half lemon half sugar to makeit schweppes. How is your schooling? How are you pulling the wagons of life? I am just pulling the schooling thing like a donkey pulling a cart.

My honie, i am missing you very much right now, my heart is perambulating with every word that i write, if it was not for these oceans that decided to flow between us then i would get on the next bus to come and see you, but until then i know that i will not hesitate to put this blue blood on this paper and write to you. I remember that day lovie, that one sweet day as Maria Curry sanged it, you know that it is my favorites song honie, the one day that we were boarding the combies and you escorted me to my home, walking with you just brought sweet dreams to me for the rest of my life honie.

If words of love could ride a bicycle I would be competing against Diego Maradona. Anyways, i will not stop you from reading the books that give you life and education so I will stop here for today.

Please always writing to me because I am missing you like sugar misses tea.

egbon,abeg no even think am oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

haba,i sure sey na bros dis girl go dey call u.

biko nu,let her go or if u think u rily need her in ur fmly,dash am ur younger bro of 18 or so

enjoyyy

clemcykul,
thnx my dear.
u are cool
cheers

A man and his wife were having some problems at home

and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife

to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece

of paper,"Please wake me at 5:00 AM ." He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it

was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.



Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn't wakened him when he

noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM . Wake up."



Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.

He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his

wife," Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.



One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it is time to go home

and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts

at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home Mother of Six?"



His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion,

shouts right back, "Any time you're ready, Father of Four."