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thuggy,so ara ee gaaan ooooo

ma je kin binu sie oooo

because ibinu mi bi ti aro (cripple) ni


cripple don vex 4 ur prsnc b4?

anyhow

e posibu sey anoda person neva see am b4 now

anyway no yawa

ko jooooooooooooooooooooooooo

u sey wetin?

u well so?

no even try nask 4 dat one

u may kiss ur groom, hmmmmm eeeeeeeee

u dey ask 4 too mch oooooooooooooo

A young Ibo man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Lagos on a vacation, for two weeks, and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Ibo man hands over the keys to a new brand BMW 6 series. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. The Ibo man produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.



The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Ibo man, for using an $80,000 BMW as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the BMW into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.



Two weeks later, the Ibo man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a successful business man. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"



The Ibo man replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks, and pay only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"



The bank employees watch as he pulls out of the garage, windows down and sunroof open. Osadebe(Ibo) music blasting from his car, as he pulled away!!!

saucekid na from mr bones village you 4 come ?

because i sabi sey bones com frm kuvuki land.

MY PRINCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


MEMEUNAH DAT WAS A NICE ONE .KEEP IT UP

saucekid na from mr bones village you 4 come ?

because i sabi sey bones com frm kuvuki land.

MY PRINCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


MEMEUNAH DAT WAS A NICE ONE .KEEP IT UP

its cool

u ar a darling thuggy,

thnx,i will stop crying

ose

eeeeyaaaaaaaa

once upon a time dere was a cap seller called temy,

one day he in d jungle n decided 2 take a rest and he slept off,when he woke up he found out dat his cap has bin taken by d monkeys in d jungle.

he tot of wht 2 do then,

He yelled at the monkeys and they screamed back. He
made faces at them and found the monkeys to be experts
at that. He threw a stone at them and they showered
him with raw mangoes.later he slammed his cap on d floor and the monkeys too did so and at such he got his caps back

5oyrs later,muhat d grndson of temy took to d trnd of cap selling.

so one day he was in d jungle and wht apnd 2 hs grndfada apnd to him.

he decided 2 use d tricks of his grndfada since he knew abt d story.

He yelled at the monkeys and they screamed back. He
made faces at them and found the monkeys to be experts
at that.

he slammed his cap on d floor and d monkeys hissed at him and said,

YOU THINK SEY NA ONLY YOU GET GRANDPAAPAA

amsky,

tnx a lot,

i so much apreciate it,


i will stick to it and hope it works 4 me.

tak lvly care of ur child
byeeeeeeee

no b small tin ooooooooooo

g oga realy stupid

i like wara (fresh milk)

na d stranger mumu pass

i no go 4gv am

na real mumu

hello houyse,

pls wht kind of lucratv busines can i starth with 5ok

irgent reply plssssssssssss

nairalanders,abeg,
dis joke na somtin else

i cnt hlp bt laff

omo i don laff,my boss don almost hear me

abeg nairalander mak una no kick me out of office oooo


na beg i beg una

me i no get problem with that,
i may decide 2 use and if i use it no one will knm/
u ask y?

my fada name na lawal and hubby name na muhammed

so i can easily bear mrs muhammedawwall,

CANT help laffing

ENJOY THESE

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.

He shoots his friend to death.

Wife says "If you continue to behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".

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Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??

"Without Information , Fighting Everytime"

Wife replies," No, It means,

"With Idiot For Ever !!!"

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Three Feelings:

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant and

Panic is when both are pregnant.

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Teacher: Do you know the importance of period?

Kid: Yes, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got

heart attack & our driver ran away.

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Some women asked a man who was travelling with six children, are all these kids yours??

Man replies; No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.

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Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.

1st: What does yours look like?

2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?

1st: Forget mine. Let's find yours!!

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A Son asks the difference between confidence and confidential.

Dad says, you are my son, I'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's

confidential!

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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should

talk about sex.

Daughter (Excitingly): Sure mom! Tell me, what you want to know.

Mother Faints,



LOL

pls give my father and Mother Their salary increment plus their confirmation this month and other entitlements!!!!


I will not stop until he is able to afford Cerelac and Frisocreme.

Also my father needs 4 weeks paternity leave like my mother to enable me enjoy him as a good father.

And if possible car loan….or have I asked for too much?

I hope not, hu!, hu!!, hu!! atleast you've not been given me baby allowance as part of babies in your company.



pls answer my request or else i cry till d end of the world

eku ile na DIE AT HOME

sory d king and the servant,the boss frm d actor,

folly u b correct guy,
oya carry on
today we shall knw who is who i.ewe shal knw d master and d king