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Pisure of Op before he collapsed...

KingTom:
It is the 8th anniversary of one of the worst days of my life l. my final exams. I had been preparing for this bastard course in Obstetrics, As usual I strolled to night class, I read like mad dog, I full flask with nescafe coffee, come combine am with Kolanut. yeah the combination worked, and I did not sleep throughout the night, I took my bath by 6:00am and went to the venue, our exams was for 9:00am and some other department were using the hall. I then decided to have a little nap in the hall opposite that one.
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When I woke up, I realized that i had an exams to write, I must get to the hall at once I screamed. i reached the hall and and saw my friends coming out with question papers. the lecturer saw me and shouted "Aworinde! Where have you been, you have missed your exams! it is 12:45pm by my time"
I collapsed

I don laff die 4 here...

Kx:
It sounds funny but indeed excessive exposures to radio active materials got effects somehow

I think they are over-blowing this matter. Those that are being protested to also work in the refinery nah..Aren't they affected too?

simplemach:
hahahahahahahahahhahahahaaha bros abeg belle dey pain me i no go fit continue this laff

ok then i rest my case...just make sure say u check dat picture very well whether she no dey among dem...

simplemach:
hahahaha, u get mouth. But i no dey nia the refinery.

U don forget say na air dey control fume...e fit reach ya side o...In case, I recommend 2 bottles of orijin a day mixed with one shot of monkey tail...

simplemach:
For this my kaduna wen i dey so? Indeed everything that has an advantage definitely has a disadvantage. When people and states who dont have refineries are busy clamouring for the infrastructure to be built for them, some other people that have it are saying it is doing them more harm than good. But if this is true, how can this kind of problem be solved, relocating the entire refinery or what? that wont be easy.

Guy, u no go relocate fast b4 ur girlfriend start to dey complain say u self no dey perform...

Sincerely, i am really wondering how this must have developed into a full-blown protest.
It must have started with two women gossiping and somehow got escalated into town hall meeting...

I wasn't so sure where exactly to post this but I guess health section is the nearest.
This is so hilarious. Wetin we no go see for dis our country...

A group of women in Kaduna have protested their men's inability to satisfy them during sex.
In an unprecedented move, a group of women from the Rido community in Kaduna State, have to the streets to protest their husband's sexual
weakness, demanding that the start performing their matrimonial duties or face a mass divorce. The women who thronged the NDA Junction in the state capital to press home their point, heaped the blame for their husband's erectile dysfunction on the Kaduna Refining and Petrochemical Company (KRPC), alleged that the chemical waste and fumes from the company into their environemnt, has, contributed to their husband's loss of sexual potency, making them unable to satisfy their women on bed.
Speaking to journalists during the protest, some married women said most men in the Mararaba Rido community suffered one form of reproductive health problem or the other due to the toxic waste from the KRPC. They reported that their men suffer weak erection and infertility, while the women often miscarry their babies or their ovaries are affected. A community leader, Mohammed Bashar, also pointed out:
"Most of the complaints could be associated with secondary infertility, because victims have, in the past, given birth to children before they
suddenly stopped.

There was widespread belief that smoke and poisonous gases emitted from the refinery have reproductive health effect on people living in the
area, but no medical report has confirmed the allegation due to inability of villagers to seek comprehensive medical tests, perhaps owing to lack of awareness and poverty." A married woman, Jummai Isaac, 27, said she has not been able to conceive since she got married in the
year 2000. "I haven’t conceived since I got married in the last fourteen years, and doctors have, on several occasions, confirmed to me absence of any known cause of inability to get pregnant. Initially, doctors thought I had fibroid. in my womb, but after several scans
and some medical tests, they dispelled that notion."

Chaiii....see confusion at the highest level. I'd rather believe what can be proved.

***grabs Ababio textbook to continue with science***

Picture of you running away from her or we dont bliv it....

zick19:
Property acquired......





NB: This land is not for sale.

How many imaginary land u don buy now?

asadike:
So baba, u now want to fight for nigeria? Guy, your tenure don pass be say e don pass. Its time for goodluck jor. If u want to fight for nigeria, feel free to join our gallant men in sambisa.

I don't know about this goodluck that has brought bad luck to Nigeria...mandatory sweeping for March....

Meanwhile, GEJ and PDP delegates are still flat on their stomach since yesterday begging baba...

whizqueen:
No reason whatsoever justifies cheating.

Not sure I agree with that your comment ...from another perspective...

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Be like say u no too value ur membership for NL...u know say our MODs too like that ban button...

Former President Olusegun Obasanjo has explained why he ripped apart his Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) membership card.
Obasanjo, on Monday, February 16, tore the card in public ending his connection with the party.
The former President told Premium Times on Tuesday, that he had allowed the card to be torn to show that he was more interested in the progress of Nigeria than in any party affiliation.
“They were concerned that I had only one leg in the party, and worried that since I’m their leader in the ward, they need to hear from me,” Obasanjo said of the PDP members who paid him a visit to convince him to be loyal to the party.
The former President reportedly said that when the party members arrived in his home, they were singing a Yoruba song which translates to mean: “Nigeria belongs to all of us, we must not allow it to be destroyed and we must join hands to make it great.”
He said further that the PDP members urged him to participate in party activities to prevent being expelled.
“You are our leader and it is you we are following. You have remained a card-carrying member of the party. But since you became angry with the party we have lost sense of direction and now we are hearing that they want to expel you. If they expel you, where do we go? What do we do?” PDP ward Chairman, Surajudeen Oladunjoye said according to Obasanjo.
Obasanjo stated that at this point he handed his membership card over to Oladunjoye to do with as he pleased.
“In my response, I said when you people came you were singing a song and I agreed that Nigeria is our own. If the issue is the party, I will not choose the party at the detriment of Nigeria and I will fight for Nigeria even at the detriment of the party. I will rather surrender my membership of the party so you people can move on politically,” Obasanjo said to the party members.
“If you people’s worry is that I’m a card-carrying member of the party and I’m not showing you people direction and you are worried that I’m neither here nor there, this is the card; you can keep it, you can burn it or you can tear it, do whatever you want to do with it,” he added.
This led to the card being torn in public by Oladunjoye while Obasanjo watched. The former President also added that he has no regrets over his actions.

holatin:
pls sauce this story for us now

Source added...

Doctors in Lagos state have embarked on a three-day warning strike in protest over the non-payment of their salaries.
The strike began at 8:00 AM on Wednesday, February 18, and will end at 8:00 AM on Saturday, 21.
The latest industrial action affects public sector doctors in the state under the umbrella of the Medical Guild.
The strike was announced by the Chairman of the guild, Biyi Kufo who said via a statement that the doctors were forced to take the action after several ultimatums and notices sent to the state government yielded no positive results.

http://pulse.ng/health/in-lagos-doctors-embark-on-three-day-warning-strike-id3494535.html

In Olamide's voice...school wo lo ti wa na, OSU abi Ife?

Amhappy:
Who did this? This is clearly a crime of passion.

Sorry to say but sincerely I'm not sure you know what a crime of passion is. Crime of passion is not premeditated. When you rape someone and kill her, then it is premeditated to me.

simplemach:
Dem don use prick kill this one, all in the name of val.

This is not really a pleasant comment to make in this circumstance...

This is really serious o. Is this what we are building up in the north east.
Reports reveal that Islamic State Jihadists have burned forty-five hostages to death in the western Iraqi town of al-Baghdadi.

The killings were announced by local Iraqi police chief, Qasim al-Obeidi.

Col al-Obeidi said the motive was unknown but he believed some of the victims were members of the security force.

He then pleaded for help from the government and international community and said the compound, which houses the families of security personnel and local officials, was now under attack.

This comes after Egypt retaliated with airstrikes in Libya shortly after a gruesome video showing the beheading of 21 Coptic Christians had been released.

stan241:
Ever thought she never really even liked/loved the guy at all

Well, that is true but in this case, it is more about loving someone, then later cheating on him.
Obviously, relationship without love would generally imply nothing short of a parasitic attachment. Hence, that doesn't apply in this case.

mkpakanaodogwu:
A chea will always cheat

And you face the music when caught...

Most women have been taught from childhood to be 'good little girls, 'behave like a lady', and 'grin and bear it'. Remember hearing the saying 'little girls are made of sugar and spice, and all things nice?'
Fast forward to the 21st century, where women are now allowed to be tough, to say NO, to speak their mind, to become CEO’s and to enjoy sex. Women have become more assertive and in tune to their needs, wants and desires.
Some men like the fact that women are able to 'talk the talk' and 'walk the walk', while others feel intimidated by it. Without a doubt, this change has had great impact on relationships between men and women, specifically the actions and behaviours of women.
Although women are not exceeding men in cheating, (my opinion), they are having emotional affairs and sex behind their man’s back. However, when a woman cheats, she is usually cheating for emotional intimacy while a man usually cheats for physical pleasure.
Women are still emotionally invested in their relationships. They want to feel desired, wanted and irresistible. It’s quite phenomenal how far women have come in this world, from women’s lib, entering the workforce, becoming professionals, breadwinners of the family, and now getting their needs met; even if it means cheating.


1. Lack of attention and intimacy:
How long can you go without receiving love and attention before you look somewhere else? Some can go for only days or weeks, and others can go for years. However, in general, women need and desire intimacy, physical touch, and mental and emotional attention.
If you are not receiving this from your husband or boyfriend, it will only be a matter of time and you may seek it from another, i.e. a caring guy friend, the attentive guy who feeds your emotional needs at your workplace, or the hot trainer at the gym.
Women deprived of attention, compliments, and compassion, usually have emotional affairs. That doesn’t mean it won’t lead to sex but initially they crave the attention and compassion that has been absent from their relationship.
2. Revenge:
Being cheated on is a very difficult act to forgive. For those of you who have been cheated on, you know how awful it feels. You feel deceived, hurt, angry, sad, numb and even violated. It also affects your self-esteem.
At the moment you find out your man cheated, your whole body begins to shake, you begin to sweat, your stomach drops, and you feel nauseated. Clearly, it negatively affects your relationship, your mood, behavior, and your ability to trust the cheater ever again.
When you have been cheated on, some of you may want to get revenge by making them feel the way you felt. This can lead you, to do the cheating next.
The biggest truth is that cheating never solves a relationship problem. Communication, assertiveness and increasing passion and romance in your relationship are a much better solution.
3. Bad Sex:
Women need to feel desired and experience REAL orgasms during sex. If you are getting bad sex, not enough sex, non-emotional sex, or 'wham-bam-thank-you-mam' sex, you may eventually lose interest in the relationship and look elsewhere for GOOD sex!
This creates temptation to seek sexual or emotional satisfaction elsewhere. In my opinion, it’s best to communicate your needs to your man with the hopes that he will step it up a notch. You can do this on your own or with the help of a sex therapist.
4. Extravagant Looks:
Male attention increases quickly after a boob job, a butt implant or weight loss, and so does your self-confidence. With all the male attention, your temptation to cheat rises, and it takes more self-control to resist some of those male offers.
Once you realize other guys want you, your desire to act on it may have you feeling euphoric. However, be careful, act wisely and make your pros and cons list.
5. Financial Independence:
When you feel financially dependent on your husband or boyfriend, it’s more difficult to speak up in arguments or leave the relationship. The fear of being alone and financially unstable keeps you in a one-down position.
Now that women make their own money, enjoy working, and are good at it, the need to stay in an unhappy relationship is not necessary. That feeling of power and independence can be like seeing the red carpet laid out for you; all the way to those other fish in the sea.
6. Low Self-esteem:
When you feel insecure about yourself, you have a need to seek validation from others. This can be in the form of sexual, emotional, or intellectual attention.
When you don’t love or value yourself, you may project that onto the person you are in a relationship with, and believe they don’t love or value you.
Even if your husband or boyfriend loves you greatly, you still may cheat because you find it hard to accept their unconditional love.


http://pulse.ng/gist/pulse-vip-blogger-12-reasons-women-cheat-on-their-men-kemi-taiwo-part-1-id3490855.html

Poor protest...this is what you get when you pay people 500 naira to get a 1 million naira job done...

So easy to know it is an arranged protest - same placard pattern...please if you spot your family member or girlfriend or neighbour in that picture, berra call them call them nah nah to return that N500 and go back home...

Meanwhile, GEJ and PDP members are still begging baba ooo...imagine since morning, they are still there prostrating.

African remote control at work...

vickerz:
WHAT ABOUT P.D.P , GEJ, OTUEKE , AGBAJE., THEY ARE NOT EVEN IN D DICTIONARY OF FOOLS

But that does not mean they are still not fools...i get ur gist

This mad man has made threats now. I hope we act on time to beef up security on time...

Boko Haram leader, Abubakar Shekau has appeared in a new video where he threatens to disrupt the upcoming general elections.
Shekau’s latest video was posted online on Tuesday, February 17, and is 11 minutes and 57 seconds long.
“This election will not be held even if we are dead. Even if we are not alive Allah will never allow you to do it,” Shekau said in Hausa.
The newest video was posted on Twitter, a departure from the sect’s usual method of sharing DVDs to journalists.
“Allah will not let you people hold this election because you people are saying that “authority” people ruling each other,” Shekau said.
Shekau also claimed the recent attack in Gombe State during which leaflets were shared warning people against voting during the elections.

http://pulse.ng/local/abubakar-shekau-boko-haram-leader-promises-to-disrupt-elections-in-new-video-id3492776.html

Nobel Laureate, Wole Soyinka has said that both President Goodluck Jonathan and Muhammadu Buhari of the All Progressives Congress (APC) are “problematic candidates”.
The renowned playwright also said, during an interview with BBC, that Nigeria should have come up with far better options for its Presidency.
“There is a huge albatross hanging [around] the necks of the two main candidates. I can understand the dilemma which many voters have,” Professor Soyinka said, adding that Jonathan is plagued by the present, while Buhari is plagued by the past.
Soyinka also spoke on the abducted Chibok girls saying "what happened was a clear failure of leadership - a slow reaction, an inadequate reaction and response," with regards to the failure of the government to rescue them.
"Buhari and his partner General Tunde Idiagbon, after [former military head of state] Sani Abacha, I think they represented the most brutal face of military dictatorship. There is no question about that," the Nobel Laureate said.
"But the environment changes, circumstances change and… I look at the possibility of a genuine internal transformation in some individuals. I've been disappointed before and we must always be ready to be disappointed again," he added.
“Nigerians should be prepared to deal with any new betrayal by any ruler with the same passion and commitment…. as they did with Sani Abacha because we cannot continue this cycle of repetitious evil and irresponsibility,” Soyinka continued.
He also urged Nigerians to prepare "go back to the trenches" and stand up against misrule, no matter who the winner of the election is.
The general elections were ordinarily scheduled to hold on February 14 and 28 but have now been postponed till March 28 and April 11.