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Jokes EtcRe: Library Of Hilarious Pictures That Will Make Your Day. by lolaxavier(op): 2:08pm On Jan 15, 2015
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Jokes EtcLibrary Of Hilarious Pictures That Will Make Your Day. by lolaxavier(op):
You can never put a boundary to the laughs and smiles we get from these funny pictures. Hence i have decided to upload my library of hilarious pictures. Feel free to add yours.

MOD...can we please have this on the front page...

Christianity EtcRe: 8 Men Of God, Different 2015 Revelations – What Do We Believe? by lolaxavier(op): 1:37pm On Jan 15, 2015
Obascoetubi:
some ppl here, biliv herbalist dan visions from God through his servant s. if you no listening or bilivin their prophecy, will u biliv it wen they say, u are goin to get big job,blessing etc . from God?
Guy, don't get yourself confused. The topic is very simple. It is not whether prophecies are real or not, it is more about knowing which one to believe when you have different prophecies from different revered men of god.
Christianity EtcRe: 8 Men Of God, Different 2015 Revelations – What Do We Believe? by lolaxavier(op): 1:21pm On Jan 15, 2015
apparentlylaw:
The way all these Men of God dey Predict ...abeg wuld only biliv dem if dey can forecast and predict matches for 9jabet dat wuld earn me lots of cash
Correct guy...na to dey predict match scores make self chop dis 9jabet for the first time.
Christianity EtcRe: 8 Men Of God, Different 2015 Revelations – What Do We Believe? by lolaxavier(op): 1:08pm On Jan 15, 2015
denkyw:
that's. their business, op what about yemi osunbade I can't find his prophecy on the list, abi has he lost it?,the way that man take dey campaign if na so him take dey evangelize, niaja for done better.
Guy we no fit mention everybody na...No be so pastor GEJ prophecy stable electricity by Apr' 2011, till date we no see anytin..
Christianity EtcRe: 8 Men Of God, Different 2015 Revelations – What Do We Believe? by lolaxavier(op): 1:02pm On Jan 15, 2015
Nutase:
Stay off FP if you have nothing reasonable to contribute.

WAFPI says so.
I no blame you...dat thing don hit you again dis morning abi...take am slow my guy...
Christianity EtcRe: 8 Men Of God, Different 2015 Revelations – What Do We Believe? by lolaxavier(op): 10:24am On Jan 15, 2015
jamace:
Very true. Church business now ranks top in Nigeria. Even kiosk owners are scared that every kiosk space will be turned to church soon. Despite the growing number of churches, corruption continues to grow unabated. I am beginning to get convinced that churches are the breeding ground for corrupt people.
Well, that has been the norm for sometime. Unfortunately, people have failed to see that it has become a money-making venture...
Christianity EtcRe: 8 Men Of God, Different 2015 Revelations – What Do We Believe? by lolaxavier(op): 9:41am On Jan 15, 2015
aguiyi:
since pastors started seeing political vision, their account balance has never remained the same .

Nigeria, a country with more churches than companies
hahahahhahahaha
Christianity EtcRe: 8 Men Of God, Different 2015 Revelations – What Do We Believe? by lolaxavier(op): 9:08am On Jan 15, 2015
devanz:
;Dd tin be say God dy change mouth.
Me self dey think am ooo
Christianity EtcRe: 8 Men Of God, Different 2015 Revelations – What Do We Believe? by lolaxavier(op):
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I finally made it to the frontpage. It is not how far but how well...Somebody in the audience please shout AAAAAAzonto..... grin grin

Christianity Etc8 Men Of God, Different 2015 Revelations – What Do We Believe? by lolaxavier(op): 8:58am On Jan 15, 2015
If by now, you have read at least two, three or more of the several prophecies for 2015 from the different Nigerian men of God, then you are probably as confused as we are.
These men of God hear from the same God but they come up with slightly different visions for Nigeria this year
Their prophecies revolved around the Nigerian economy, Ebola, the upcoming general election, Aso Rock intrigues, the entertainment industry, death, death and more death.

Kick starting the trend is the highly respected General Overseer of the Redeemed Christian Church of God who revealed his at the cross over night.

He revealed that the dreaded Ebola Virus Disease, which has killed over 7,000 people so far, will finally die, he however warned that God said the world should pray against “massive calamities, massive earthquakes and strong hurricanes and typhoons.”
On the February elections, he said “Unfortunately, because it is election year, I can’t tell you all that God told me about Nigeria. But I will tell you this: “By the end of the year, many will say ‘all is well that ends well.'”

Not quite agreeing with Adeboye, Prophet Iginla who is based in Abuja, says Ebola will return to Nigeria.

He released his 2015 prophecy during a special service in his church at Kubwa, Abuja days ago.
On the February Elections: No matter how powerful or well organized 2015 election is, it will be faulted. I am not a politician nor belong to any political party, I am just speaking God’s mind. The person sitting on the seat might not be perfect, but he will retain the seat. It’s not guess work. Howbeit, it will be a battle between the lion and the tiger…Shortly after the election, especially on the night of the election, there will be great vandalisation. I see cars being burnt, lives killed.
GEJ’s health and death in Aso Rock: [/i]President Jonathan will win, but he has to pray about his health and so many political blows. I pray the two people that enter the Aso Villa will leave together. That’s why we should pray for the woman beside the president. The president and wife should pray that the first lady would finish the tenure together and not losing one before the end of their tenure.
[i]On fake pastors: [/i]Also, many men of God indulging in voodoo or occultism, mixing white with black will experience God’s judgement in 2015. Great judgement in the sense that they will be exposed and lots of things will happen that will be the end of such ministries. I saw a very popular man of God who is highly respected mourned.
The reason is that his wife will be called to glory. It will be a great shock to him because he is highly respected. I am not permitted to mention his name.
[i]Plane crash:
I see great politicians and ministers in one aircraft. Three prominent faces were among them, but the plane crashed. They should be careful of traveling in group, irrespective of where they are going…Specifically, Kogi State Governor should pray to survive 2015. I saw him struggling for breath.
Entertainment Industry: [/i]A very popular musician, young artiste who sings secular songs should pray against death. He is like someone trying to sell his soul to the devil and it resulted to death. I am not permitted to mention his name.
[i]ASUU
: I see ASUU strike and it will be long and will shake the system, but restored later. I see Russian economy under attack by a strange hand. They have to pray so that a strong country like that won’t be brought low prowling for survival.
Death: I see a former president of Nigeria giving up the ghost this year. And people trooping down to his home state for burial. His candle light has burned out already and nothing we can do to it.

The General Overseer of Mountain of Fire and Miracles Ministries, Dr D.K Olukoya, on the other hand spoke in parables. He described 2015 as a mysterious year, caution year and dribble year.

“I will speak in parables. This year is going to be a mysterious, cautious and dribbling year, so, you will have to find the solutions instead of diagnosing the problems carried by the year.”

Moving on, founder of INRI Evangelical Spiritual Church, Oke-Afa, Lagos, Primate Elijah Ayodele Babatunde, had quite alot to say but he had a similar prophecy with Prophet Igina.


General elections: This year’s election will throw up a lot of issues. President Goodluck Jonathan will do everything to win a second term, however, he needs 14 days prayer to have a peaceful reign to enable him complete a second term. Chairman of Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC), Prof. Attahiru Jega will be confused during the polls. There will be several gimmicks to cajole the INEC to rig the election. E-voting will not work. There will be ballot box snatching and stuffing during the election.
GEJ’s health and death in Aso Rock: The President should also commit his health and that of his wife to prayer. Jonathan is in the midst of enemies who are after his life.
Economy: The stock exchange will rise in the early part of the year. Effect of devaluation of naira will continue till around August. Minister of Finance, Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, despite her World Bank background, will not be able to make appreciable impact on the economy. Some banks will collapse and one of the dead banks will be resuscitated.
Entertainers: Journalists and Nollywood stars need prayers against sudden death. National secretariat of Nigeria Union of Journalists (NUJ) will experience crisis.
ASUU: Some universities will be shut because of cultism and some Vice Chancellors will be queried.
Plane Crash: We need to pray to avoid plane crash in Lagos, Abuja and Kano airports. Presidential jets should be sanctified to avoid artificial disaster.
Ebola: There will be fresh cases of Ebola in the year, let those in the health sector double their efforts.
Death: We should pray against death of one of the outgoing governors, a first lady and communication guru.

Pastor Tunde Bakare of the Latter Rain Assembly, while speaking during the church’s crossover service solely prophesied on the Chibok girls.

“The Chibok girls will be returned this year; some people will say ‘they are just using religion to deceive themselves. How will the girls be rescued?’ You will see. I didn’t say it, it is what God said and I believe it.”
And then prophesied joy!
“Whether you are from the East or from the West or from the North or the South, you will experience joy in 2015. Other nations will say ‘how did they do it.’ It will be indescribable joy. The nations of the earth will testify. I bring good tidings of joy to every part of the nation…”

Acclaimed man of God, Apostle Johnson Suleiman had lots of bad news for the Nation. [/b]One of his prophecies was that 2015 election would be a replica of June 12. He said Jonathan should be prayerful as there are plans to kill him and going international, he said Queen Elizabeth will pass on this year.
Queen Elizabeth: Britain needs prayers because of her Queen.
GEJ’s health and Aso Rock: I see president Goodluck Jonathan coming back but troubles….Patience Jonathan needs serious prayers.
[b]General Elections:
2015 presidential election will be rigged, marred in violence and end up in court case.2015 election is another June 12. The man who truly won will not govern or rule.
Men of God: A great Pentecostal man of God been called to glory. A popular Abuja pastor needs serious prayers. I saw mourning. Prophets who deceive people, collects their properties, charge money, will face great judgment this year. A great man of God whose first name begins with 3rd letter and Surname with 15th letter needs serious prayers. I saw serious crisis and crying. Please let’s pray for him.
Economy: I saw the Naira falling greatly. It became N200 (two hundred naira) to 1$ (a dollar).
Entertainment Industry: Three popular musicians will die; one of them is a young boy.
Plane Crash: Pray against three major Air disasters between February and October.
Oh by the way, he had a word for er, El Rufai.
“El Rufai should go and sit down. For abusing Jesus, he will not win Kaduna election.”

T.B Joshua of The Synagogue, Church Of All Nations (SCOAN) in Lagos, on his part, declared 2015 to be ‘the year of good morning’.

“If you are expecting a New Year, you must be pure in heart,” he stressed, reminding the faithful of Jesus Christ’s words in Matthew 5:8. “If not, the troubled year of 2014 will continue in 2015,” he warned.
“No matter what this coming year brings, if you are more of God, your trials are the soil in which your faith will flourish,” he enjoined the congregation.
He stressed that the freedom the Bible speaks of in John 8:36 is spiritual not physical, insisting that a ‘free spirit,’ was needed for Christians to enjoy peace throughout 2015. “This liberation of your spirit is all you need to have the best year,” he stated.

And then, Bishop Oyedepo of Winners chapel crowned it with his good news!
The year 2015 will be a year with clear distinctions, he began.
He maintained that giants would rise up in all sectors of human endeavour adding that there would be a sudden rise of giants in Zion.
“In 2015, nobody will doubt those who serve God; It will be clear that we are only in the world, not of the world; in 2015, my God will wipe away all your tears; There shall be no occasion for mourning or weeping; Throughout 2015, you are not permitted to bury anyone in your life because there shall be no more death; in 2015, some things that cause you sorrow will be far from you and in 2015, you will not need any medication to be healthy.
There shall be a rise of many giants – giants in all sectors of human endeavor; Men like nations will rise in the year 2015; Men that will command attention of many nations shall arise in 2015 and God has brought us into the realm of heaven on earth, where men will live like angels”

It births the question...so who is truly hearing from God?

http://www.kevindjakporblog.com/2015/01/8-men-of-god-different-2015-revelations.html#.VLdxHdJXdg0

PoliticsRe: INEC Spread Sheet Showing Presidential Candidates And Qualifications [photo] by lolaxavier(m): 12:25am On Jan 15, 2015
Akon419:
insecurity in the north is your self created problem; it has to do with your religious affiliation . In the last six years nigeria became the largest economy in Africa . Now we have respect in international community as a result of it. I don't have time to elaborate more, a lot have changed, just take a time to travel and see the wind of change
What do you mean by the highlighted comment, because as far as I am concerned, I don't even do religion? Get your facts right.
Change you say...i no go argue with you.
Travel you say, trust me I have done a whole lot of that...
PoliticsRe: INEC Spread Sheet Showing Presidential Candidates And Qualifications [photo] by lolaxavier(m): 12:03am On Jan 15, 2015
Akon419:
I am saying nigeria is big enough to run by a WASC holder in 21 century. This is computer era, development is all about research . Did your buhari know anything about scientific research that catapult development talk of encouraging it.
And what has GEJ researched in the last six years? Growing insecurity, high level of corruption, missing economic funds, deteriorating electricity, archaic railway system that has been researched during mungo park's era...all to name a few...
PoliticsRe: INEC Spread Sheet Showing Presidential Candidates And Qualifications [photo] by lolaxavier(m): 11:54pm On Jan 14, 2015
iiichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] First off you aren't igbo,so don't pretend the language,secondly,we are a nation of laws and so we must follow the constitution which states that a contestant must have minimum WASC whether..special center WASC or otherwise..it is better we stick to an 'educated' guess than the one chance of an Illiterate..…Managing a country is a slow but gradual process..If you want action, go and watch Mnet Action [/color]
I'm sure you realized you did not make one single sense with what you typed. Well, I won't blame you. It is a proven fact that some people's brain slow down at this time of the night, hence their inability to think. Oga, you are one of them. Abegi go sleep...
PoliticsRe: INEC Spread Sheet Showing Presidential Candidates And Qualifications [photo] by lolaxavier(m): 11:47pm On Jan 14, 2015
Akon419:
you mean if you have a private multimillion naira company, you employ a WASC holder in this modern time( 21st century) to be your manager?? Perhaps your director?
What is this one saying?
You want me to leave it with a phd holder who keeps ruining every single department in the company, creating employee dissatisfaction, mismanaging revenue and eventually fold up my company.
I see...no be your fault...Hmmmm
***Yawns, continues to watch Koto orun***
PoliticsRe: INEC Spread Sheet Showing Presidential Candidates And Qualifications [photo] by lolaxavier(m): 11:41pm On Jan 14, 2015
Richard6:
If its Jonathan that has this WASC, am sure that would have been APC campaign point agendum.
APC is just like Chelsea football club, noise makers and full of touts.
While PDP is just like Keshi, simple coaching, e no sabi...
PoliticsRe: INEC Spread Sheet Showing Presidential Candidates And Qualifications [photo] by lolaxavier(m): 11:33pm On Jan 14, 2015
iiichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] First off his experience and track record is nothing to write home about,secondly our national constitution asked for minimum WASC to prove his eligibility and not 'experience and track record' Thirdly, if our current Phd ain't good enough shouldn't the APC resurrect another PHD or SAN to contest this election instead of insulting their educational standings and that of Nigerian graduates in their millions by belching out an old skeleton who has never deemed it fit to finish secondary school since he was kicked out of ASO rock 30 years ago.. [/color]
I don't blame me you. That is how shallow your brain is. What makes you think Nigeria will experience great governance all because we are flagging a PhD or SAN candidate?
Can't you see how your clueless Gej turned the whole country upside all in six years despite having phd. And you want us to give another 4 solid years to do the final damage.
Mba!!!!
Abeg we need action, not paper work..
Jokes EtcRe: What Would You Do If You Come Across This In Your Bedroom? by lolaxavier(m): 7:01pm On Jan 14, 2015
Guy plug the cord abeg...nothing do you...
Jokes EtcWhat Will You Do In This Case? by lolaxavier(op):
Hi Guyz...Abeg make una help me contribute 2 dis mata......

Assuming you are watching football match at a
viewing centre, Chelsea vs Man U.
A guy just walked in and sat next to you and the
following conversation ensue:
D guy: Bros how far? Na match them dey play?
You: Yes nau. Shebi na im u dey watch.
D guy: Ok. Abeg who dey play?
You: Na im be dat na. Chelsea vs Man U.
D guy: oh ok. Abeg who wear blue?
You: Na chelsea wear blue.
D guy: owk who com wear red?
You: oooh c am nau, na man u.
D guy: owk no vex. Ehm bros na 1st half abi
second half.
You: chai guy na wa 4 u o. Na 1st half nau. C
am, na 20minutes bros.
D guy: oh ok. Bros abeg wetin be scores?
You: come guy. Na 0-0 na. shebi na im we dey
watch.
D guy: oh oh oh ok 0-0. . Abeg who cum get
zero?
My broda my sista at dis juncture,. Wetin u go
do??.....
Jokes EtcWelcome To The 21st Century by lolaxavier(op): 5:30pm On Jan 14, 2015
*Our Phones ~ Wireless
*Cooking ~ Fireless
*Cars ~ Keyless
*Food ~ Fatless
*Tyres ~ Tubeless *Tools ~ Cordless
*Dress ~ Sleeveless
*Youth ~ Jobless
*Leaders ~ Shameless
*Relationships ~ Meaningless
*Attitude ~ Careless
*Wives ~ Fearless
*Babies ~ Fatherless
*Feelings ~ Heartless
*Education ~ Valueless
*Children ~ Mannerless
Government ~ CLUELESS

Everything is becoming LESS but still our hopes are ~ Endless.
PoliticsRe: Stella Oduah, Kicked Out Of Anambra Senate Contest by lolaxavier(m): 7:13am On Jan 14, 2015
If not that Nigeria is highly corrupt, how can someone like this still be roaming the streets not to talk of contesting.
PoliticsRe: Low Turnout Mars PDP State Rally In Gboko; Angry Residents Boo Governor Suswam by lolaxavier(m): 9:25pm On Jan 13, 2015
Voices of people should dictate, not superimposed leaders.
FamilyRe: Things A Good Mother Teaches Her Daughter Before Marriage by lolaxavier(op): 2:55pm On Jan 13, 2015
cKaiser:
My daughter the virginity clause is not necesary again as you must taste what you are about to live with for the next 50yrs. Dont let them sell "No testing to you".

Some of these boys are Nice looking jeeps with no engine.

Only try to keep the mileage low
Funny...Not sure how correct you are on this anyway....
FamilyRe: Things A Good Mother Teaches Her Daughter Before Marriage by lolaxavier(op): 2:52pm On Jan 13, 2015
lofty900:
nice write up, its not as most mothers dont teach their daughters, they do but the new generation girls feel that their moms are old school and will refuse 2 listen. i'm expecting a counter thread. "things fathers should teach their sons b4 marriage"
Well I guess that's where ladies miss it all these days. Of course, things are changing rapidly but I don't see why dynamicity should disregard core values as such.
FamilyRe: Things A Good Mother Teaches Her Daughter Before Marriage by lolaxavier(op): 2:30pm On Jan 13, 2015
It really beats me why posts like this don't reach the front page while useless posts like 'Omotola's husband shaves' are being pushed there.
Na wa for NL oooo.
FamilyRe: Things A Good Mother Teaches Her Daughter Before Marriage by lolaxavier(op): 1:26pm On Jan 13, 2015
elooghene007:
Very nice article so insightful thumps up for u @op. However the mother also needs to know that not all men stay faithful with there wives esp in dis generation. She is very lucky to find a man like her father .Nowadays some men start to cheat as soon as they become rich !
Same way some wives aren't faithful to their husbands. Somehow, a balance has to be struck somewhere.
Besides, the post is just to generalize what a typical mother should do.
FamilyRe: Things A Good Mother Teaches Her Daughter Before Marriage by lolaxavier(op): 1:13pm On Jan 13, 2015
@Sarmmie...thanks.
I hope single ladies get to digest this...

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