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My daughter, don’t cause a separation between your man and his siblings; it could be dangerous for you when they finally speak with one voice.

• My daughter, I know that some of you girls don’t wish to marry a man whose mother is still alive, don’t ever think like that, if you do, well, I think your son’s wife-to-be should start wishing you're dead now.

• My daughter, listen to me, when I married your father, he was as tiny as his salary but I chose to grow with him and today, those cars out there are some of the results of what we started so little, together, and we’re proud looking at them.

• My daughter, there is this thing i see happening in your time, some of you girls now get pregnant before the wedding day, well, it never happened in our time because no matter what, we never opened our laps before the wedding.

• My daughter, look up there. That’s the wedding picture of your father and I, look at him smiling, I know you've seen it many times but what you did not know is that your father was angry before taking this picture, I hope you find a man whose anger doesn't last till the next day.

• My daughter, if you and your husband eat a little food with love, you both would be satisfied. Times are not always the same; support him in every phase he’s passing through.

• My daughter, don’t ever close your laps to your husband in bed , the day he paid your dowry was the day you lost your will to do so, don’t be stiff and try to satisfy him even if you are angry with him.

• My daughter, a man would respect you and be more proud of you if you’re learned and not totally dependent on him. Strive to make your own money and while you're at it, be humble.

• My daughter, in our time, we had sexy legs and firm bosoms to show our men , in fact, we had the finest ones, yet, when we dress, we cover those parts of our body, not because we were not civilized as you people would call it, but because we know that the eyes of men are hungry, many of them would only come, touch and go their way.

• My daughter, there is this thing you girls now practice, they say it’s feminism. Well, you can prove to be equal to a man in the society but please, not in your marriage because at my old age, I don’t want to start counting your husbands.

• My daughter, marriage is not a Rehabilitation Centre, if he’s not good enough for you before marriage, nothing he does would be good enough after marriage.

• My daughter, you can see I still wear my night gown , yes, because to my husband; your father, I still want to look sexy. So, take good care of your body, look good for your man and don’t look like a grandma after giving birth.

• My daughter, I’m your mother and still, I'm not interested in you coming to me always if anything goes wrong with your husband. Though nowadays I see some mothers controlling the homes of their sons and daughters, I would only say; shame on them!

• My daughter, for you to have a peaceful home and well- trained children, have one voice with your husband, join him to say NO when he’s saying NO before the kids but later when you both are alone, you can plead with him for a YES, if not, the children will see a loophole to misbehave, either to you or their father.

• My daughter, if you chose to live together with a man that you’re yet to be married to , and you are complaining that he hasn't proposed to you, oh, he already did. Whatever he said that made you start living with him was his proposal.

• My daughter, your generation does not see any pride in been a virgin before marriage, it’s a shame! Your father met me a virgin and he brought more yams to my parents and up till today, he’s still proud of me when we discuss in that direction.

• My daughter, I know that no man out there is complete, but when you are looking for your tall, slim, fair and handsome, if he’s a woman-beater, please, go for the short, fat, dark and ugly that will give you the respect you deserve as a woman.

• My daughter, don’t ever try to date a married man, whether his excuse was that he doesn't find happiness with his wife or he would have married you if he had met you first, if you ever try it, I curse you already.

• My daughter, when I say over 52 years of marriage , it wasn't that I did not see any reason to leave your father, I saw a lot of them but I bear his faults, i forgave him to stay married.

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i wish i was there. It's gonna be fun.

Trust me, you wouldn't want to be there.

Frankmishael:
do I look broke like u? for ur info I'm happy in d ministry being part of d gospel. Im an engineer work with ExxonMobil u can have my pin to confirm 7E1D2D4C I'm not like u

You should be ashamed of yourself if you truly work in Exxonmobil as you claimed and you are making unintelligent contributions to this topic.
Don't expose your dvmbness for the whole world to see?
And to moderate you in case of next time, no one gives a shi.t where you work.

Originalsly:
Hmmm...what's wrong with Etcetera?...why this letter?...is he hoping Chris will turn his business outfit into a church operation?...to put charity and salvation ahead of accumulating wealth? Something is definitely wrong with Etcetera.

Wetin we no go see for NL. Which kind human being be dis?
Guy, listen to yourself, does your comment even make sense to you?
Oya take some seconds to read what you posted. If you don't understand things on time, just take your time to read your words one by one. When you are done, come back to tell us you were drinking origin when you typed your post...chaiiii

donnie:
And the yeye admin quickly took this to front page ( if you like bann me) you will soon loose that job. I've been here since 2005. Who is etctera by the way? There were several other meeting points even in Lagos. The church has several hundreds of thousands of members in Lagos alone yet the venue takes just about 20-25 thousand. The message was viewed everywhere, on several sstlites, internet etc. I participated from Calabar and great things took place there as well.

Pastor Chris and ChristEmbassy are known to do so much for the public free of charge. More than 90% of attendees at the healing school are non members and its absolutely free. Ministers conferences, FREE. Community projects every first Octeber across 36 states of Nigeria, FREE. inner city mission schools offering education, feeding clothing, accomodation to street children etc FREE. You did not see that to bring to front page. So you think #25,000,000 is what CE will need 25,000 people to raise? Use your head man, Just 4-5 people in the church can come together and raise that money.

There is a church administration. They know what the funds collected are for. Christ Embassy is not crooked simply because your crooked mind imagines it to be. How many times have you heard the church raised funds in crusades or in outreach meetings like many others do? Nigerians already trust the ministry cos their good work speaks for itself everywhere. Open letter to Pastor Chris indeed. . . May your plan fail and may the purpose of the one who sent you not see the light of day.

The reason why you have been here since 2005 and you remain unknown is because you must have posting stvpid and senseless comments like this one for the past 10 years.
How can someone be this clueless and dumb?
Na wa oooo...i shake not only my head but my whole body for your hopeless life.

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See wetin GEJ cause...

NobleAky:
....in ur prejudiced mind would you have believed he rules well not until certificate-less someone who couldn't pass his exams rules will u believe he is ur savior with no option for now

Do you even know what the word Prejudice' means?
From your comment, you are the one who sounds prejudiced by laying claims to what you cannot validate. I need to know your source that proves he didn't pass his exams.

As for gej, the facts are there to see - gross insecurity, high level of corruption, debilitated currency, missing 20bn, all to name a few. My guy, call a spade a spade.

NobleAky:
...in that case una be among those wey no get certificate and wan enthrone certificate-less ppl to rule certificate-ful citizens

I need not prove my academic record to you.

Anyway, back to topic, GEJ has demonstrated that not every certificate holder has the capacity to rule.

NobleAky:
....and that is if his NEPA bill is not with the military...

Guy u no sabi, u no even get d gist. I go explain.
If d guy no even get anything, we go still vote am. Simple!

NobleAky:
.....i don't think you are an igbo...or may be u don't have certificate!

Let Buhari present NEPA bill as his certificate, I will still vote for him not this empty-headed cluesless PEJ-remote controlled agbaya...

We don try GEJ and he is worthless like tissue paper. Let's try another hand. If Buhari enters and he doesn't prove himself, we will also boot him out come next election till we get someone sensible. It's time we stopped recycling failure.

liberty300:
Am no doctor but it's probably low blood sugar. That's the major problem. People always say sugar is bad but won't remember that without sugar, the body Cannot perform.

RIP dear..

You can't really tell for sure. My brother slumped and died hours later and it wasn't low blood sugar. It was leukemia. He was 24 y.o too.

fredson222:
My Name is Naomi Ademola ,i hail from abeokuta in ogun state,Nigeria .i am here to testify of the good works of Dr prophet Adefemi.2 years ago,my husband left home,he never returned ,no phone call,no letters,no emails ,no sign of him anywhere.my daughter got sick ,so ill,things were so tough for me.i had lost hope.About a year ago,i met a psychic, he said he would help me,i paid over $700 and still nothing happened,i lost hope completely.my daughter's situation got worse each day.Last Month i saw a posting concerning the good works of the temple professionals. i gave them a try.i paid about $400,for all three spells(bring lover back,healing spells and career spells).within 2weeks,my husband called me and told me he was sorry and that he wants to come back to me and that he would explain everything when he comes back,three days later i got a new job with an Oil company,as i speak.my daughter's condition is getting better each day and i trust she would be well in a matter of days.i Want to thank dr Prophet Adefemi spell caster.To those out their passing through problems you can contact him via prophetadefemiolu@gmail.com

Another tafa balogun on the loose on NL...Beware...

teejah03:
Over 200,000,ha!!!,wey dem suppose dey pray make God protect dem into anoda year...

What is this one saying?

haibe:
Nigeria will turn to New York soon, people won't be caring about going to church on New years eve. All they will do is to countdown, , lol

Exactly how it should be.

Quite unfortunate.
Once you go into that epileptic state, you lose sense of control. Just so sad.

Afusat Jimoh’s life changed seven years ago after she fell into boiling oil.

At the time, she was helping an aunt living in the Ejigbo area of Lagos State to fry some pieces of meat when she suddenly had epileptic convulsion and fell into the sizzling oil.

While battling with the burns she sustained in the incident, her six-month-old child fell ill and died, followed by the death of her husband.

PUNCH Metro learnt that after many years of trying to find solutions to her woes, her mother also abandoned her and fled.

The Lagos State Government, which promised to foot the bills for a face-lift surgery, was said to
have defaulted on its pledge. It was learnt that Afusat now begs for alms in order to raise funds for her surgery.

PUNCH Metro visited Ijeshatedo Street in the Surulere area of Lagos, where the Kwara State indigene resides with an uncle, Abdullahi Ayinla. She had a veil on her body with which she covered her injuries.
She said:


“I was helping my aunt to fry some pieces of meats. There was nobody at home that day and I didn’t know when I felt dizzy and unconsciously fell into the hot oil that I was using to fry the meat. People came late to my rescue, by which time the oil had damaged my face, arm and neck.”

Afusat said she was rushed to a nearby hospital, where she spent four months before being transferred to the Burns Unit of the Lagos State University Teaching Hospital, Ikeja.

While the hospital doctors were battling to restore her health, her baby, Fatai, died.

She said:


“My child died because I could not breastfeed him. After his death, my husband was no longer coming to the hospital to check on me and that gave me some concerns. After several months, we decided to look for him at their family house. I was told that he had died and his family did not want to compound my woes, which was why they left me in the dark.


Right now, I also don’t know where my mother is. She has left me for years and I have lost all contacts with her. The only person I have around me now is my uncle and my old father who visits once in a while. I was selling ready-made clothes, but people were afraid of patronising me because of my looks. This was why I started begging to complement the little my uncle provides.’’

It was learnt that the family’s efforts to raise funds for her to undergo a surgery, had not yielded any result.






A document, purportedly issued by an Indian medical facility in Mumbai, Wockhardt Hospitals, dated July 2012, showed that the cost of the surgery was N3m, excluding her cost of travel.

A non-governmental organisation, Dot Human Development, was said to have written the Lagos State Governor, Babatunde Fashola, requesting support for the victim.

The state’s Ministry of Health, in another letter by the then Permanent Secretary, Dr. Femi Olugbile, directed LASUTH management to do the surgery free of charge.

The letter, dated April 2013, reads in part,


“Afusat accidentally fell into boiling oil during an epileptic attack six years ago. She sustained a third degree burns to the face that healed with scarring and disfigurement of the face.


Following a request, she was referred to LASUTH for assessment and recommendation. The plastic surgeon and the Ophthalmologist both confirmed that the corrective surgery can be done in LASUTH.


In view of the above, you are kindly requested to carry out the surgery on the victim on compassionate ground. Please forward the details of cost of management to the Ministry of Health for consideration.”

A reaction to the letter, dated July, 2013, however, said:


“The initial procedure in this patient will involve the insertion of tissues which will be procured from outside sources.

The victim’s uncle, Ayinla, said the LASUTH doctors explained to the family that they needed funds from the state government to procure the tissue and without it, they would not be able to do anything.


“We started going to the state secretariat to see how they will give the LASUTH doctors the money, but they kept directing us from one desk to the other. We were frustrated and we had to leave the hospital,” he added.

When contacted, the Lagos State Commissioner for Health, Jide Idris, did not pick his call. A text message sent to his phone had also yet to be replied to as of the time of filing this report, PUNCH reports.




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Even if Buhari present NEPA BILL as his certificate, I'm going to vote him ahead of that 'animal caretaker', clueless PEJ remote-controlled otuoke man.

Na wen i con dey serious these girls no gree take me serious again...

ireneony:
hmmmm....
you na bad guy,.......
any guy i will date now is straight to marriage .
guys be warned, i nolonger fall for your tricks

Marry me...na so e dey start ooo

RedBenson:
How old are you pls? You speak like my grand dad. Indeed, the elders are wise.

True talk...

mynairatime:
My wife since i cant control thought of her heart if possible i will give her the thing & look for another.

Does anyone understand this man?

@Op & MOD, you know why I am laughing. Becos right now you would have bowed your head in shame to have posted this picx that has been posted on nairaland even before Easter last year. SOY

uplawal:
I dnt know if you remember the name of this series,i can only remember the song,it goes thus,orokanti orokankah,oro otito loseleyi,kawa soro otitofunra wa,shibala,shibolo,shibala,shibolo ,,,,,,,,ara adugbo se nroju aye,eyin eniyan,she nra ye lode,alagbara alagbara,ema mase bale ayeje,emama se wu wa ika,ema ma se da lu ru,Oba toto Oba wa Oruko re koni pare lailai,i am not too sure i got it right.

Hmmmm...sounds familiar but not sure I remember. It's been ages, you know. I can imagine you also dig a lot of these movies back then. Sometimes you feel life should just rewind back to those days. What a memory?

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See wetin GEJ don cause...

To add to my list...
Chika okpala chief zebrudaya - the new masquerade
Samanja
Chief Jegede Sokoya alias 430
Apena
Ovularia
Awero
Kanran
Gregory girigori
Cletus klarus
Mr Nat.

MurphyG1:
Let me complete the No 1 song 4 u..
1. Yemi my lover
Song: Mo mololufe wale, mo mololufe mi bo o. Inu mi dun nitori mo ri dear mi, inu mi dun nitori Mori yemi my lover o. Olayemi ololufe e. Mo ni fere yemi, yemi, yemi.....

Correct guy

naijababe:
Mo fe fe Sunmi, sunmi fe femi, mo feran re ololufe so gbo. Ibi kibi ti Sunmi nlo lemi o tele kale jo ma gbepo lai lai

Correct. Your head dey there jooor. How did I forget?