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Politics / Re: Osinbajo At APC Presidential Primary In Elegushi, Lagos by lollmaolol(m): 10:46am On Sep 29, 2018
ShobayoEmma:
The only 'saint' in the evil party called apc. I have a dream that 2019 will be a year of power to the masses.
Buhari, a good man with bad intentions.

I hope it's a revolutionary one.

Restructure or splitting is our best bet.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Should He Leave His New Job For Another Job Interview? by lollmaolol(m): 12:33pm On Sep 28, 2018
pressplay411:


Does the interview date clash with his day of resumption?

Wisdom is necessary for such situation.
There are two scenarios here;

- Has he signed the letter of employment?
If yes, he cannot afford to dishonour the contract.
Hence he should let go of the other interview and focus on his new job. Since he's bound by the contract to work for a stipulated minimum duration. Opportunities will always come as long as he's improving himself in his new appointment.

-If he's yet to sign a letter of employment, it is actually a bargaining chip that could swing in his favour.
He should call, apologising that he has another interview with so-so company and that he would ensure to resume immediately the next day or if possible after the interiew.
But even here discretion is necessary in the second scenario. He should not sound arrogant but genuinely passionate and sorry about the situation.

Trust me, all things being equal, everything with prayers, he'll be just fine.

Best advice
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Will Never Apply For A Federal Government Job Again Without Strong Connection by lollmaolol(m): 12:30pm On Sep 28, 2018
Basalt:
Those of you who did FRSC physical screening at 82 division Enugu will agree with me that applying for federal government jobs without knowing anyone at the helm of affairs is a WASTE OF RESOURCES, WASTE OF ENERGY AND WASTE OF TIME.

In the entire country, 4600 people will be employed and the possition I applied for is officer cadre and from reliable source, only 400 people will be taken for that position.

Now lets do a little mathematics.
In my screening center alone, we were over 4000 BSc holders [/b]that applied for inspector cadre.

[b]Remember 400 is needed in the entire country.
400/37 is approximately 11.


It means only 11 people will be chosen from Enugu state.

Out of the 11 people, how many politicians have slots? But let assume its strictly based on free and fair.
11/4000 x 100 = 0.275%
Which means anyone that applied stands a 0.275% cry chance of getting the job and 99.725% chance of not getting the job. cry

My question is now, why wasting money buying white shoes, white shorts and polo and spending on transport and food when you know your chances pf getting the job is just 0.275%?

I will never ever ever apply for anything federal government job again unless I have a strong connection.
I also implore jobless graduates to start something that earns money, atleast from there you grow higher and higher while waiting for your dream job

Impressive calculations.

That's why I didn't apply in the first place. The process is not a safe one, talkless of been fair.

However, you never can say, luck may smile on you & i wish you the best.

Cheers

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Who Else Got This Internship Invite? by lollmaolol(m): 12:21pm On Sep 25, 2018
Got same too. lets give it a shot. Any thing else to prepare for.

Please share your experiences on test and interview. Thank you
Politics / Re: Bukola Saraki Meets Ademola Adeleke In Osun Today (Photos) by lollmaolol(m): 11:25pm On Sep 24, 2018
I really like Bukola Saraki's body language and intelligence.

He will surely make a good President of Nigeria. I'm looking no further, because we are growing Nigeria together! It's a must.

No lifelessness will triumph again. Never!

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Celebrities / Re: I Feel Like Committing Suicide - Kokun Foundation by lollmaolol(m): 3:47pm On Sep 24, 2018
millionboi2:
if ur family ve a land bro enter agriculture, it is booming.

We don't have land any where

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Celebrities / Re: I Feel Like Committing Suicide - Kokun Foundation by lollmaolol(m): 12:36pm On Sep 24, 2018
Lets us commit suicide together then.

Its hard here too...no job, been running away from my landlord since June

#troll to discourage OP

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Travel / Re: Captain Shaddad Tijjani Mohammed, Pilot's Inspiring Story by lollmaolol(m): 12:33pm On Sep 24, 2018
Congratulations
Politics / Re: Osun 2018 Governorship Election Results From Polling Units & Wards (unofficial) by lollmaolol(m): 8:10am On Sep 23, 2018
PDP
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Wema Bank Plc Nationwide Graduate Trainee Recruitment 2018 by lollmaolol(m): 8:46pm On Sep 21, 2018
Surftwurk:
Get qualified sent mail to my friend that he's test result was rejected due to background noise, facial recognition failed etc

Akika!!


desmond1992:
Any update from wema?

Dear Get Qualified or Wema Bank Nigeria Plc

Please its been weeks, kindly communicate, we are anxiously waiting for your response.

Best wishes,
Concerned Applicant from Nairaland.

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Crime / Re: Two Men Fight Over Who Will Sit At The Front Seat Of A Bus In Lagos (Photos) by lollmaolol(m): 8:19pm On Sep 21, 2018
Jumbus31:
Nonsense, that's how dey drag seat in a commercial bus as if they'd spend 24hours inside. After dragging seat with you, they will ask u if you're giving the driver change. For example bus conductor will be shouting 'enter with your N50 or N100 change', they will stubbornly enter with N500 or even N1000. They will now be asking people sitting beside them "Auntie how much u wan give am. Bro abeg na N50 u wan give am?" And so on. Awon oniranu

Holla

We all ask for change from fellow passengers. Lol.... that's not a crime please.

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Crime / Re: Robbers Break Into Lagos Canteen, Cart Away Pots Of Soup by lollmaolol(m): 8:13am On Sep 20, 2018
lamidebaby:
Pots of soup and beans kwa?
..


This is alarming, people of God.
Politics / Re: Kemi Adeosun Departs Nigeria by lollmaolol(m): 8:44pm On Sep 15, 2018
See you in London ma'am
Crime / Re: There Is No Job Anywhere – Arrested Cannabis Seller . by lollmaolol(m): 12:01pm On Sep 14, 2018
RevenGeMission:


Lets sell cannabis the way they sell it on deepweb

Lol

Oya. ....how do we start my friend
Crime / Re: There Is No Job Anywhere – Arrested Cannabis Seller . by lollmaolol(m): 11:54am On Sep 14, 2018
I wish i can do something illegal to make huge money for once in my life, searching for job and loosing the job is really frustrating.

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Politics / Re: Gov. Ambode Set To Decamp, Holds Talk With Saraki, Kwankwaso And Others by lollmaolol(m): 11:11am On Sep 14, 2018
Rada rada

Greedy people everywhere.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Customer Care Representative At Invoizpaid – Seedstars Nigeria by lollmaolol(m): 2:16am On Sep 13, 2018
Savyy:
Hello, sorry when were you sent this? Did you take another online test before this? Or was it just just the first online tests and case study?

Took another test after case study, presumably the next stage.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Customer Care Representative At Invoizpaid – Seedstars Nigeria by lollmaolol(m): 6:24pm On Sep 12, 2018
Thank you for the time spent in doing this application so far! We have received the results of the online test(s), but unfortunately the results are below the minimum expectations for this role.

However, we would be glad to receive your application for future roles, so don't hesitate to send your application.

Again, thank you for the effort you have put in this application!

Have a great day and good luck with your current and future projects!
Career / Re: How Did You Cope When You Lost Your Job? by lollmaolol(m): 10:08pm On Sep 10, 2018
Loosing your job can mean loosing touch with friends!!

No job security in this country called Nigeria. Lost job 2 times between 2017-2018, the company usually give one excuse or the other for shutting down their business and staffs asked to go home.

What you can do 'if' you loose your job

1. Talk to God, family and friends.
2. Apply for only job role you fit into their requirements ( if you are <27 years, lucky you)
3. Never loose hope.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Customer Care Representative At Invoizpaid – Seedstars Nigeria by lollmaolol(m): 10:00pm On Sep 10, 2018
Also haven't heard from seedstars since the completion of the case study.

Completed last week.

Update

Just received links to another test

Anyone in my shoes?
Politics / Re: "FG Wants Us To Feed Pupils Rice, Beans, Vegetable, Crayfish With Just N35" by lollmaolol(m): 9:14am On Sep 10, 2018
GavelSlam:
Nothing wrong with asking for a price review.

As well, nothing wrong with the intent of this laudable project.

More funds should be budgeted towards financing.

Previous governments never even considered the kids, the unemployed, the petty trader or the retired.

What are you saying?

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Politics / Re: Ngige: Nigerians Should Be Clapping For Buhari Every Day & Thanking Us After God by lollmaolol(m): 9:11am On Sep 10, 2018
Our mumu never do?
Business / Re: In New Revenue Drive, FIRS Targets Billionaire Tax Defaulters by lollmaolol(m): 9:06am On Sep 10, 2018
30 billion gang, kindly note

I hate to hear story that touch
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Consol Limited by lollmaolol(m): 7:41pm On Sep 07, 2018
mummiesgirl:
Hello house please I need information about the salary, work ethics of consol Hr @ oshodi. I applied for customer service representative. Thanks for the response.
.

Consol is a good place to start but have it in mind not to spend beyond 6 months.

Their pay is only manageable for IT students not graduate.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Entry Level/Industrial Trainee Jobs Here For Those Without Experience by lollmaolol(m): 8:05am On Sep 05, 2018
Zface:
Did you receive invitation from them too? what was the outcome?

Nope not yet
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Customer Care Representative At Invoizpaid – Seedstars Nigeria by lollmaolol(m): 12:55pm On Sep 04, 2018
I applied yesterday they sent me test link today

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Politics / Re: "If President Buhari Doesn't Win 2019 Election I Will Kill Myself" - Man (Photo) by lollmaolol(m): 9:46pm On Aug 28, 2018
EmekaMD:
Like we care..

Be ready to kill yourself idiot..

Imagine the kind of people we share nationality with.
just imagine Emeka
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job Interview Tomorrow Pls Enlight Me On This. by lollmaolol(m): 10:33am On Aug 27, 2018
Go and learn the correct spelling of Enlighten then know that the interview message was a scam

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Wema Bank Plc Nationwide Graduate Trainee Recruitment 2018 by lollmaolol(m): 10:12am On Aug 27, 2018
Jokiely6:
My test is not moving on from general ability. What can I do

Refresh
Travel / Re: Tweaking Your Travel Routes and Time For Cheap Fares/budget travel by lollmaolol(m): 8:44pm On Aug 26, 2018
Seen
Politics / Re: Why I Am Renouncing My Nigerian Citizenship - By Aroms Aigbehi by lollmaolol(m): 5:41pm On Aug 24, 2018
Is this a coincidence

Had a one one on one chat with a very senior HR with over 30years experience in an oil and gas firm guess what she told me leave Nigeria if you can

Although she said she's patriotic but she simply advised based on her experience

Nigeria is not a country to die for

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Wema Bank Plc Nationwide Graduate Trainee Recruitment 2018 by lollmaolol(m): 2:06pm On Aug 24, 2018
Gmajor:

Has anyone here done the video?

Yes I have uploaded mine

It wasn't easy uploading it because of the high traffic on getqualified web site

Tried it severally before it went through

Step record the video and save on the phone or system and try uploading it using WiFi is best

I used a modem plus a system

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