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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Abroad Asking Herbalist To Make Woman & Her Kids Mad (Video) by lollmaolol(m): 3:23pm On Jan 13, 2021
Old video, I remember how people lashed this man on Twitter last year during the lockdown. He wasn't even walking straight...wicked man.

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Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 10 by lollmaolol(m): 8:29pm On Nov 28, 2020
tshtsh:
For post-ITA Do I need to upload both certificates (bachelors and masters) or just masters ? I claimed points using only my masters degree and also evaluated only my masters degree
Upload the certificate evaluated.

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Education / Re: IELTS: Share Your Experience, Ask Your Questions, Tell Us Your Score If You Can. by lollmaolol(m): 12:57pm On Oct 24, 2020
Timielmander:
Hi everyone, please has anyone had their test at Workforce group in Gbagada? Is it computer or written based at this centre? Thanks..

Computer based.
I had my first and last ielts general test there on 16th July 2020

L.8.5
W. 7
R. 6
S. 7
Travel / Re: Living In Saskatchewan, Canada by lollmaolol(m): 12:29pm On Oct 24, 2020
luvlyglenda:
Hello Naijans in Sask.
Good to be here, thanks to d pioneers of this thread. I have an issue, i am looking for help from u guys. I have been trying several pilots to immigrate to Canada, but my IELTS have been the stumbling block., most recent is 6.5. So i tried the SINP. I submitted my EOI and indicated i had a relative in Sask. This person is actually a friend and not related to me. I called her up, only to find out she has relocated to Edmonton. About 2 weeks after, i got ITA.

Pls, can an angel come to my aid?, can some one, help reference me?

A plea for help!

How did it go bro
Travel / Re: Living In Saskatchewan, Canada by lollmaolol(m): 12:25pm On Oct 24, 2020
donasimii:
Hello people,

Please i need a Naija staying in Saskatchewan for reference. Urgent

Please help a fellow broda.

Thanks

Did you get anyone?
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 10 by lollmaolol(m): 9:32am On Oct 20, 2020
Congratulations!!

pweetygeek:
The Golden mail is here!!!

People of God, its PPR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wishing everybody on this journey safe landing.

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Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 10 by lollmaolol(m): 10:02pm On Oct 19, 2020
good things will come

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Health / Re: Commercial Motorcyclist Commits Suicide In Ibadan By Hanging (Disturbing Photo) by lollmaolol(m): 1:27pm On Sep 26, 2020
greatbuc:
Pure murder. The crime scene is very unrelated to suicide. The killers did a very poor job.
Pointers:
He was probably killed before his body was lifted to the noose.. See the folded part on his trouser indicating he was lifted.
No stool or block to have giving him the height he needed to hang himself. How did he climb up to the noose?? If you say the hole in the walls then he should have been facing backwards and his foot should also be dusty and bruised.
He is scared of dying from covid by wearing a mask but took his life by hanging? Haba. Poor job by the criminals.. Let them check how much was left for him to complete the instalment money.. Some people fit kill person so the bike will be theirs even when the instalment money is almost completed.

I respect your analysis. Regardless of what truly transpired.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army Recruitment 2020/2021 Begins - How To Apply by lollmaolol(m): 9:23pm On Aug 19, 2020
Awusibillah
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 9 by lollmaolol(m): 7:06pm On Jul 19, 2020
[quote author=pearlbola post=91818549][/quote]

Just saw mine too

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Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 9 by lollmaolol(m): 6:22pm On Jul 07, 2020
[quote author=Jobola1 post=91368822][/quote]

Congratulations, gimme that soap wey you dey use. My test date is 9th July.
Education / Re: IELTS: Share Your Experience, Ask Your Questions, Tell Us Your Score If You Can. by lollmaolol(m): 5:00pm On Jun 21, 2020
tushqueen:
@lollmaolol, I did my LWR tests yesterday and I finished with my speaking test some minutes ago. I eventually opted for IDP cos I couldn't wait for BC again after my test was canceled and postponed till further notice. So I requested for a refund. I didn't want to attempt the computer based test, because I'm not sure about its modalities.

I wish you the very best dear @tushqueen. BC sent me a survey lastweek to fill on my preferred test date, so I'll be waiting for them to make the decision. Only reason stopping me from idp is my choice for CBT.

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Education / Re: IELTS: Share Your Experience, Ask Your Questions, Tell Us Your Score If You Can. by lollmaolol(m): 11:30pm On Jun 14, 2020
tushqueen:
Hello everyone. I also received the test cancelation mail from the British Council. I will like to find out if IDP is currently conducting IELTS examination, so that I can process to register with them.

Hello Tushqueen, please did you register for computer or paper based test?

I registered for the former, my test date is next week and I am yet to receive an email on cancellation or rescheduling.

I'll appreciate your response.

UPDATE ~ Extract from email sent from BC

"We know how important IELTS examinations are for your future and as an organisation we want to do our best to help you with your plans.

The health and well-being of our customers and staff is our top priority. Even as National Governments begin to ease restrictions, we will not be able to immediately return to the same provision of services we had before COVID-19 struck. We still cannot give exact dates for when we will resume testing"

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Politics / Re: FG Halts Evacuation Of 200 Nigerians From Canada by lollmaolol(m): 1:36pm On May 13, 2020
S C A M

A L E R T

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Husmernsheriffs:
Good day Guys,.
I Come with you with a very important announcement and request.

What i want to say is that we are badly in need of a kind of ATM card

You may want to ask what we want to use it for?
There is a cash that want to be released by some non-governmental organization which is about Billions of naira.
If we could get anyone with the below prescribed ATM card.
I assure the person of 100k payment.

And I swear by Almighty Allah, this is not to scam anyone as far as I know. Its just to make the receiving of the money possible bkos those cards are very scarce but still some people are lucky enough to be given in the bank

Below are the required ATM card we need. Any of these below listed will be accepted

* Diamond card (even if it expired) = master card
* Eco bank card = Visa card credit
* Union bank card= Visa card credit

Note: Its only Diamond Atm card that can be accepted expired( Because Diamond bank is now Access Bank)

Please if you have Amy of the above listed card. Kindly call me via 081–897–2–8348
I'll be expecting calls
Crime / Re: Man Caught Having Sex With A Goat In Ekiti (Photo, Video) by lollmaolol(m): 10:26am On Mar 07, 2020
This is serious.
I hope the guy regain his sanity back and goat recover from the tears
Politics / Re: ‘FG To Lift 100 Million Nigerians Out Of Poverty In 2020’ - Zainab Ahmed by lollmaolol(m): 10:28pm On Jan 06, 2020
Awon oloriburuku oniro jatijati
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Give Up On Job Hunt. I Received Two Regret Mails Same Day by lollmaolol(m): 8:12am On Dec 28, 2019
Never give up man. Keep trying
LinkedIn can help too
Politics / Re: FG To Stop Importation Of Petrol By 2023 by lollmaolol(m): 7:16pm On Dec 13, 2019
Yimu
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Linkedin Contributes To Career Success In Modern Time by lollmaolol(m): 8:55pm On Oct 01, 2019
uuzba:

Ok. That's good.
I sha noticed that in LinkedIn one must have a job first so you can build up your profile.
It's not for fresh candidates.

I already have a job now. So let's see how it goes

All the best
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Linkedin Contributes To Career Success In Modern Time by lollmaolol(m): 8:23pm On Oct 01, 2019
uuzba:

Please in Nigeria or overseas?
How long did it take you?

Still in Nigeria
I moved from a job to another

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Linkedin Contributes To Career Success In Modern Time by lollmaolol(m): 4:50pm On Oct 01, 2019
Got my current job via LinkedIn

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Politics / Re: Buratai: Spiritual Efforts Needed To Defeat Boko Haram by lollmaolol(m): 9:07pm On Sep 30, 2019
Omooba77:
Is this true or another of those fake news....

Laughing stuff
Celebrities / Re: Vincent Idowu, Tboss' Father Is Dead! by lollmaolol(m): 9:36pm On Sep 20, 2019
naijadrivablog:
Who will now undo the curse

RIP Baba.

lalasticlacla

No father truly lay curse on his children, forget it. Curses have been turned into blessing for her

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Travel / Re: This Is What A Nigerian Visa Looks Like (PHOTO) by lollmaolol(m): 8:25pm On Sep 13, 2019
harizonal123:
I thought Visa is supposed to be a stamp on a passport

No
Career / Re: Should I Reveal My Salary Status? by lollmaolol(m): 9:43am On Jun 11, 2019
missimelda01:
No.. you might think they are your friends now, until they know you earn more and then they'll start hating. Keep that part of your life private.

This answers your question man!

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Business / Re: Kofo Akinkugbe Becomes The First Smatcard/Sim Producer In West Africa. by lollmaolol(m): 8:16am On Jun 08, 2019
Mizwisdom:


"feat"

thanks!

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Business / Re: Kofo Akinkugbe Becomes The First Smatcard/Sim Producer In West Africa. by lollmaolol(m): 7:45am On Jun 08, 2019
impressive feat
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 8 by lollmaolol(m): 11:58am On Jun 07, 2019
ladymarshall:
You are still asking the queshion?

There is nothing to be nice about denouncing fraud especially on a public forum like this. 'Tunde' is very right. What you are about to do is fraud and crap, it would affect applicants with genuine family members when CIC notices a pattern and if CIC ever finds out pre-PPR, it is misrepresentation and a 5-year ban.

If you get lucky and have PPR, you would have to "watch your back for the rest of your life because it is straight deportation for you and your friend even when you become naturalized citizens", (that is a direct quote from one of my wonderful AOR whatsapp members).

I hope that answers your question as nicely as possible


Thank you!

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Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 8 by lollmaolol(m): 2:39pm On Jun 06, 2019
chicyclass:
My PPR JOURNEY PART 2 - IELTS (a.k.a The humbler of men)

Let me start by saying that IELTS showed me shegeeeey! Again error go dey breekete for this write up wella cheesy

First attempt. 05/Jan/2019..BC
LRWS.. 7.5,,6.5,,6.5,,7

I went to this exam with all excitement that we were about to enter the process. I never envisaged what was coming, only if we can see the future.

Second attempt 09/Feb/2019.. BC.

I practised soteey, I almost finished all the listening test on YouTube.

Hia!! It came out. embarassed
LRWS.. 9,,8,,6.5,,7.5
Remark unchanged... I na-anukwa!!

At this point, i lost confidence in myself. Just like what people say "I have never failed any exam in my life". Not just that I have never failed any exam until IELTS, I have never been an average student. With the help of my husband, I dusted myself and registered for another.

Third attempt.. 27/APRIL/2019..BC

A friend advised me to register with MOD. Stubborn me! I say na the same thing everywhere. A na-emenu!

This time, i practised only writing. I reached out to Wasseynewest and joined his group, the guy is a Saint, I must say. I learnt a lot from him.
I also reached out to Johnnybravo who was very busy with other candidates at the time. He had a session with me. He said that my writing was good to fetch me 7 at least. I said to myself "IELTS na me and you for one leg trouser". I must pass, Iwu!!

Brethren!
It came out...
LRWS.. 9,,8.5,,6.5,,8
I am still awaiting the remark ni! lipsrsealed

So Sad.
Infact, I felt worthless.
I cried eeeh. When I see sample writing on IELTS, I just wondered what I did wrong. I thought i had always written what could atleast fetch me 7.
Dusted myself the 3rd time, and quickly registered for another IELTS.

Fourth attempt.. 23rd May 2019

This time I registered with MOD.
A friend chatted me up one day that he had an IDP writing material. He said that he would share the material on one condition,that I must unlearn all the writing techniques or whatever I had learnt and study the 200 paged materials to the teeth. I agreed and promised too. After all, what did the ones I learnt fetch.
Na so I read this material bumper to bumper and line by line without thinking of Jay, Liz etc.
On the test day, I must say this was
one of most stressful days of my life. I had to take all the tests same day. I came out of the exam hall downcast and unfulfilled about my writing.I was just blabbering during my speaking test was supposed to be the next day. In my mind, I was planning on the next date to repeat the exam. I started practicing for writing since that day, I focused on Jay and was looking forward to 29th June to write another one because I was not giving up.

Today, I woke up early and broke down in tears cry. My husband consoled me soteey he tire. When it was 11am, I started purging and developed fever. I thought "My God, why have you forsaken me". Meanwhile, i
hadn't checked my result ooo.

At 12:20pm, Mbanu! Why am I doing this to myself ni!
Brethren!
I checked.. Lo and behold!

LRWS... 9,,8.5,,7,,7 grin

My people, I can't describe the joy. The purge stopped, the fever vanished.
Indescribable joy..WHAT A RELIEF!! I wonder what PPR will feel like. lipsrsealed

Venorite and Yemblaze, God will do it for you guys too. kiss
For all those who are still in the struggle, never give up.

If you need that IDP material feel free to send me Pm. I will share because it worked for me.
NB.. It is IDP material so therefore write with MOD because I don't know if BC will follow same technique.

The feeling eeh! Chaii!
Chukwu daalu!! To God be the glory.

Congratulations dear!

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Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 8 by lollmaolol(m): 1:25pm On Jun 06, 2019
Ecanes:

I simulated ur CRS, with 32yrs, IELTS of LRWS- 8777, and 3yrs work experience for a single person and it was 453


wow, thank you, I must be getting something wrong.

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