₦airaland Forum

stano2:
Nice, but i was seriously expecting FRIDAY 2 honestly.

See this one film whey dem release since con add ' Friday after next'

FarmTech:
How many Nigerian christians can do that? Rejecting N10 million dollars? That is one way people sell their soul to the devil. If you earn a living or make money by encouraging sin, you have sold your soul to the devil. No rituals is needed.

Matthew 13:41:
the Son of Man will send out his angels to gather up out of his Kingdom all those who cause people to sin and all others who do evil things,

Matthew 12:30
Whoever is not with me is against me, and whoever does not gather with me scatters.

Luke 17:1-3
Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come! It would be better for him if a millstone were hung around his neck and he were cast into the sea than that he should cause one of these little ones to sin.

Naija Pastors and GOs will not turn such offer down.

Timagex:
A long time ago, when I was still a very curious kid, i asked mum why people close eyes during prayers. She told me that, during prayers, an angel is always on patrol and the angel pokes the eyes of people who dare open their eyes!!! . I was greatly afraid. This created a sense of fear in me and I always close my eyes tightly during any form of prayer. I started suspecting all those prayer warriors who walk around during prayers maybe they were angels.

One day, I needed to pay a certain fee, so, I came all the way from children church to adult church. There was an intense prayer session going on. I became afraid as there was no way to go in with my eyes closed. I peered and looked (maybe I will see the angel and dodge him) but, I didn't see anything. I rushed in, located my mum and she opened her purse to give me the money. She also asked me a few questions. She did all these with her eyes wide opened!! Lo and behold, nothing happened to her eyes and my eyes. I was even more surprised when I saw the pastor with his eyes wide open while praying and leading prayers!!! . Abomination!! I waited in vain for the angel to strike, nothing happened. I was so disappointed and confused.

I started opening my eyes during prayers to see what will happen. Nothing. The problem now was, there was no way to tell mummy of my discovery without telling her that I now open my eyes during prayers. My position was, I was either deceived or the angel forgot our church.

Over 20 years ago and still smile any time I remember. . I'm not a consistent church goer these days tho....

Happy Sunday beautiful people. May God shine his light unto us.

What you just narrated here is 100% how religion works. They use fear to compell you to do things not necessary. For example they will tell you hell fire is sure for you when you don't pay tithe which is a very fat lie. Rogues.

It's part of what the job entails.

E don spoi

Tycyborg:
I am not voting anyone and to hell with all politicians and people wey carry them for head like gala... You all are the downfall of this nation...
Even if I am gonna vote I will rather vote for someone who hasn't been in the system before both past or current... But on second thought a politician is also a Nigerian and an extension of what most citizens are... An average Nigerian worse so if an average Nigerian is sentimental and always avoid truth then we will never go the right path. Simple

Shey you sef dey buy fuel above 300. No vote o!

PresidentAtiku:
since they are paddies, tell Thiefnubuu to call his friend Buhari to immediately halt the new cash policy so he can move the billions of Lagos cash he has piled up to buy votes. Once it happens we confirm they are cool

And also end the fuel crisis

Lol, asslicking

kingsways:
Countries don't just wake up redesign their currency because it involves a significant cost

Whilst reasons for redesign are numerous; in the case of Nigeria, Corruption is pandemic and a big problem. Corrupt and wicked Nigerians have stocked large amounts of cash outside the official financial system

One of aims of the current redesign exercise in Nigeria is obviously to tackle the issue of corruption by corrupt people who settle their corruption activities in cash

To extend the deadline will give these rogues more time to come up with ways to circumvent the redesign and therefore defeat the aim of the exercise.

True

Itsrm:
Then he should add that he parks there overnight.

Not really it actually does move. If you go in the afternoon on weekdays the queue is not much.

Itsrm:
Where

E go be nnpc eleme junction

198-350 ph

It depends on the filling station.

Adeleke will appeal.and win. Make dem chill

And you are endorsing baba blu

Toktee:
Born and raised by parents that sees education as total waste of time.
From primary to secondary school no one was there for me but God.
I dropped out of secondary school six times because of money.
I also dropped out of college of education once, but later graduate.

If an orphan like me can do it, you can do it.
Never give up on your dreams.

Congrats! You have good genes bro, you look 31.

GeneralPula:
This campaign shock Pdp..

Even me myself, I was surprised Apc would get such a crowd Benue despite all the noise from Pandora rodents about how Benue is 350% in bag for Pandodo Obi..

Why u dey talk like say na 1yr olds you dey address. Your papa sef know was na rented crowd dey dia. If I see 10k collect I go show there too.

Which movie is this?

Tycyborg:
1998 before pdp 1 Dollar was 21.89 naira in 2015 1 Dollar is 190 naira
1998 fuel 23 naira and on 2015 fuel is 87 naira
1998 kero 6 naira and 2015 kero is 150 naira
1998 diesel 9 naira and 2015 155 naira
1998 rice 39 naira per kg which is 50kg is 1950 and in 2015 50kg is 8000 naira
Bread 15 naira in 1998 but in 2015 was 300 naira and so many more ... It's unless you are a hypocrite or you are evil that's when you will support one and crucify one for the same crime...
Damn you are so full of hate life isn't do or die affairs.

Oga vote wisely!

Vote wisely, vote right

Just a gentle reminder

All progressive nairalanders should save this image and keep posting on first page to remind people what they have faced in the past 8yrs. And vote right this time. The election is nigh.

*MURI ADEKANMBI OLUFADE* writes:


My fellow Yoruba brothers and sisters,

Don’t be deceived into fighting someone’s personal battles disguised as an ethnic battle.

They didn’t consider you a good enough *Omo Yoruba,* when they were doling juicy positions to their family and friends.

We are only good enough to help them fight their personal battles.

Being an *Omoluabi* doesn’t mean we shouldn’t use our heads (brains).

Before you vote in the next general election, consider these:

*REMI TINUBU (WIFE OF BOLA TINUBU):*
... Bola Tinubu made her a 3-term senator who represented Lagos Central at the Nigerian Senate.

*MRS LOLA AKANDE (Bola Tinubu’s Sister-in-Law):*
... She is Bola Tinubu's wife’s sister (Remi Tinubu’s sister).
... Bola Tinubu made her the incumbent Lagos State Commissioner, Ministry of Commerce, Industry and Cooperatives.
... She is also a former member of the Lagos State House of Assembly.

*HON. SUNKANMI (Bola Tinubu’s Nephew):*
... The member of Lagos state House of Assembly representing Ikeja.
... He actually succeeded Mrs. Lola Akande.

*SADE TINUBU-OJO (Bola Tinubu’s Daughter):*
... She is the Iyaloja General of Lagos.
... Note, the Iya Oloja controls all monies and levies generated in all Lagos markets, which runs into billions of naira.
... Sade replaced Tinubu’s political mother Abibat Mogaji, as the Iyaloja.
... Technically, Bola Tinubu converted the position to his personal family position.

*OYETUNDE OJO (Bola Tinubu’s Son-in-law. Husbsnd of SADE Tinubu-ojo):*
... Bola Tinubu made him a House of Representatives member in Ekiti State.
... He was sacked for using fake academic credentials in contesting.
.... Ojo, an ex-parking attendant in London, is the husband of the Iya loja General of Lagos.

*SEYI TINUBU (son of BolaTinubu):*
... He was appointed as the emergency financial consultant to all parastatals and local governments in Lagos State.
... Seyi is also in charge of the Lagos advertising account.
... This makes him in charge of the billions of naira generated from all billboard adverts in Lagos.
... His convoy is said to rival that of a state Governor

*FOLA TINUBU (Bola Tinubu’s Nephew?):*
... He is the Managing Director of Primero Transport Services Limited, a company owned by Tinubu.
... The company has the sole rights to operate BRT service in Lagos.

*AKEEM MURI-OKUNOLA (son of Bola Tinubu’s friend/and Bola Tinubu’s former PA):*
... He was recently was imposed as the Head of Lagos Civil Service against all civil service rules.

*AKINTOLA BENSON (Bola Tinubu’s Personal Assistant ):*
... He is the incumbent Commissioner for Establishment.

*JIDE IDRIS (Bola Tinubu’s Cousin):*
... Three-term Commissioner and the incumbent Commissioner for Health is Tinubu's Cousin.

*BOLAJI ARIYO (Bola Tinubu’s former ADC):*
... The incumbent chairman of the Oshodi Local Government, he was also Tinubu's ADC.

*GBOLAHAN LAWAL (Bola Tinubu’s former ADC):*
... The incumbent Commissioner for Housing (a two-term Commissioner) was ADC to Bola Tinubu.

*DR. SIKIRU TINUBU (Cousin?):*
... He is the MD of the Critical Care unit at the Lagos State University Teaching Hospital (LASUTH) in Ikeja.
... The facility was built and equipped with state funds. It is now owned personally by Bola Tinubu.
... Dr. Sikiru Tinubu runs the outfit.
... It is run as a private unit and the proceeds are pocketed by the duo.
... The unit charges its users exorbitantly and most Lagosians can hardly afford to pay its high charges.
... Most of the revenue is derived from fees paid by the State Government for patients referred there by its General Hospitals.

*ISIAKA GBOYEGA OYETOLA (Bola Tinubu’s Cousin):*
... Bola Tinubu installed his cousin Isiaka Gboyega Oyetola as the governor of Osun State.
... Remember, Bola Tinubu is from Irabiji Village, capital of Boripe Local Government Area, Osun State
The population of Iragbiji people is about 164,172

■ Remember *WHERE ARE THE COWS⁉️*, Bola Tinubu asked coldly, as Pa Fasoranti's daughters was killed‼️
... When a man supports your killers, supports those who murdered Yoruba sons and daughters, kidnapped Yoruba sons and daughters, raped Yoruba women ... be very careful with such a man.
Support a Nigeria where the son of nobody can become somebody.

by *MURI ADEKANMBI OLUFADE*


*Kindly broadcast.*

Lol, of course they will capitalise of that shaky shaky daddy's goof.

'Emi lo kan' mentality!

BusinessPlan22:
Agreed.
And if the company gives accommodation, fine.

Yes

khreus:
This is stale jare.

Shaky shaky and pissi pissi daddy is still fresh sha

StonedLex:
One of my friends is currently working in Nasarawa for 120k and he got a job opening for 300k in lekki.

He's finding it hard to choose one because he has not stayed in Lagos before.

Considering the cost of living of both states, which one do you think is okay?

How much is rent around lekki free zone?

Remain in lafia, unless salary is 500k

StrongAlphMale:
Question: How long should a lady wait before asking the man she is in a relationship with for money?

My own Answer is:
She should wait for as long as it takes her to get a job or business, and then she can give her ATM to the man and ask him to help her withdraw her money!

Since everybody in ashawo and customer, once he asks for sex, bill him and once the girls asks for money, ask for sex! QED!

Your Dad is right!

This one pain the hungry SAN.

Bullshit propaganda!

The guy must be a paedophile

Does ffk have proof of these allegations?