₦airaland Forum

Police na animals worldwide.


I no know the person wey swear for them

Faculty14:
na my major problem for this country be that
Everything dey must politicise am
The chibok/BH issue no b small wahala oo
Politicians dun divide Nigerians sote people no even knw wetin to bliv
The truth go comot one day!

I dey tell u brother.

The sad part be say, hell no get different parts.

Na same place everyone wey do bad go dey.

All these people deserve executive sites for hell

Nigerians no go kill me with laugh.

After una do this one, una tell the govt to provide bin for every bustop?

Abi una tell the govt to provide bin trucks?

Cos naija no fit clean until we start provide small bins for everywhere and ensure say people use the bins or be fined

Faculty14:
you the go fight for bush everyday
The escape bombardment and bullets for bush
And ur wife dey wan village d rest
Hu go fresh pass??

Lol, oya na who come be the terrorist wey army kill before them rescue her.

My own be say make all these our leaders no dey use people score cheap points. Weda APC or PDP.

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So u go look lean and tattered just to show u wan care for ur wife?

Tie am around your neck

Una don notice say all the bokoharam men wey dem dey kill, dey look so tattered and thin, but the girls wey them dey rescue fat and looking OK?

E no evolve anything, na so God created am. Scientists too dey lie

I no dey kuku talk for naija matter again before EFCC go come arresr me say I no pay conductor money for 2013.

As them carry drugs, now all una dey shout name checkers, if like say them invent something, una for say Nigerians.

But I been no see this girl face for all the faces wey dey that Lagos roundabout that year o. Na where she from comot

bosom cops

lanicky:
Why you dey sleep na? You carry Omotogbe do vigil?

Which one be omotogbe?

lanicky:
Kiikiiki...who no like better thing

I dey tell u.


See me see sleep for work o

lanicky:
The thing scare Oyibo man

The man tell me say him go eat am

I dey like truth, na good plan but make govt no tell us say na 15months them wan use cos na big lie.

lanicky:
Shuo! I type abo0ki..nairaland machine change am to Northerner...

Weather koh...snow ni.
Shey you dey enjoy the amala with gbegiri

Dem seize am for airport

Mskrisx:
Chaiii Jesus oooo why all this nau? Everybody is just going.


My dear mother I wonder why u had to go too
This
week is coming to an end am still hoping it's not true that u died on Saturday..


Now I understand how it feels to lose a parent.

Kpele, its well.

God knows best.

The only part I don't like is the COMMISSION based pay.

Africa and old leaders be like bread and butter

lanicky:
Kikikikiki.. You be aboki?

All join. I be all weather

Hmm

375million. The way them dey mention money for Nigeria dey make fear catch me

lanicky:
Hian! Aproko...wetin you dey find by that time.

Good morning

You no say me na maiguard.

doingood:
Fashola came and started work immediately
Abode this is more than a year and na yellow light bulb u de put
I'm yet to feel u sir
We need street roads. Fashola did d major roads, u can face the streets and for d light, use white energy saving bulb. Thank u,

In as much as I want make our leaders dey do more, make u no complain about the yellow bulbs, cos even for abroad them dey use yellow bulbs for street lights

lanicky:
You know arabadayor17 right? A nairalander too.

Na which kind school name be adeyemi again na

modath:
Aliko Dangote is the luckiest human being alive!!! Very soon he will be handed Nigeria to "manage"

Got Tax incentive to build the road that services his business, a road that was primarily damaged by his heavy duty trucks!!

I swear, the thing tire me, and people dey hail govt

Elhayjay:
You are just blabbing.if your claim is truth, why can't you convince the whole nairalandeea here that you run a legit.business.am not the owner of this account,yea it belongs to my wife.is that an offence.is it a crime to run my wife nairaland page? You just think you are smarter than me.didn't you beg me on phone and didn't you beg me to send money to you.I know you would have defrauded some people.If you have any legit.business,you supposed to have convince me the more instead of begging me to send money tomorrow so that you will ship the items to me tomorrow.Don't think you are wise.You are not even wise at all.I repeat you are a thief trying to defraud the gullible unemployed graduates.your days are numbered.don't worry.keep spreading my images.we are just getting started. Didn't you call me with this no.09055427319 to persuade me to send money for the items.I told you I don't have money for now that I will inform my cousin about the business and you called again which made me to sense that you are a scammer.you think you can soil my name. The only pain I have is that you came here before I could get online. Is it possible I just see your number on nairaland and I called you to send card?I think nairalanders should think about that very well.I cannot just see your no here and pick my call to call you and request for card.you can check that no here if I have ever done that.I use this nairaland account on behalf of my wife in the health section.if you have not sent those empty bottles a male snapped on his palms to me,I wouldn't have raised the alarm but you are here saying nonsense.I would have reported you before you came here.the fear of reporting you brought you here first. I hand you over to God.I don't need to talk too much.that message you are showing here was not from me.you only did that to save your head before I come here to spill your beans.

You no get one shame.

Y

MARKone:
Kindly Attempt all Questions.

Question 9 carries 50 points.

If GEJ is a constant, while APC is variable, and if
1year has been used for blaming; With the aid of
a diagram,

1. Discuss the probability of of APC blaming GEJ
for the next 3 years for,
i. Dollar increase
ii. Fuel price increase.

2. If APC = all promises cancelled, where PMB is
a constant, discuss the speed at which peoples'
suffering may increase.

3. Define the term, 'Budget padding'.

4. Mention 3 types of APC propaganda you know,
and how they can be used in the 21st century
politics.

5. Mention five prisoners you know that were
fed with N14,000 a day.

6. Mention the next 3 countries PMB will travel
to after London.

7. Write short notes on these mad phrases:
i. masquerade dressing.
ii. importation of grass.
iii. pencil production by 2017.

8. If x is chanji, and y is lies/propaganda, solve
the equation, 2x + 5y = ?

9. If you used to be corrupt but now
fantastically corrupt. Explain the effect of gravitational force on you.

You no put time allowed.

By d way, we fit carry expo?

You talk true sha.

But make me self talk my own, Nigeria matter don tire me. I no dey put mouth again

Lovely

None, na hand and teeth she use